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So much sweet sweet attention. More than most folks ever get at work. But still an L. 8)
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Announcement followed by company wide discreet snickering, am I right? :lit:
No comments yet but I will report back if anything amusing pop up.
I didn't see it commented on but further down the text this tranny says they're going to be leaving the company soon because it's not a good fit or whatever. Then why even bother with this whole charade? It's almost like giving the people what they want.

"Hey everyone, I'm a weirdo degenerate"

"Oh fuck. Not at work"

"Anyways I'm leaving here soon"

"Thanks for the heads up so we can schedule a party for the day after you fuck off"


@stupid frog said:
"I know this is old, but this is the funniest shit ever.

I think this TERF actually fucked a dick for the first time, and wanted to be a normie. If she's real. I HOPE SHE IS."


I take this as definitive proof that you can, in fact, fix her.
 
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Off topic but I just can't understand why this exists. Like, what was going on in hominids or primates in general even, that for some, shoving a banana up its asshole during mating conferred some evolutionary advantage.
real answer:
human sexual dimorphism is somewhat imperfect, there are some areas where one sex exhibits some of the other sex's traits despite them having no purpose in this sex.
the most obvious example of this is how men have nipples and mammary glands. they're small and underdeveloped, but they're there.
another example is females having a clitoris, which is basically a small and underdeveloped penis.
a third example, and the one that is relevant to this, is that females have an organ called 'skenes gland' which produces various vaginal secretions, and it is homologous to the prostate in males (they develop from the same embryo tissue)
in females this gland sits somewhere in between vagina and urethra, and it is highly sensitive to stimulation, some say this gland is behind the female 'g spot' thing.
now back to evolution: this gland being highly sensitive in females is a pretty obvious evolutionary advantage (makes vaginal sex more fun) so that's why it is selected for. but because of how it develops from the same part of the embryo that forms the prostate in males, an unintended side effect of this selection is that the male prostate also ends up being highly sensitive. and because in males there is no vagina, the bladder and prostate sit right next to the rectum instead, hence the 'banana up the asshole' thing.
tl;dr it's not an evolutionary advantage in itself, it's an unintended byproduct of the selection process for another trait (in evo bio they call such effects 'spandrel')
 
“I may be batshit insane” yes.

One of the things I hate most about the movement is this, directly comparing it to other civil rights movements or events. Trans ideology or whatever you want to call it is such a unique thing. Directly comparing it to gay rights activism or the holocaust completely ignores how unique and batshit this movement is. They’re the only “civil rights“ group or minority sterilising children with puberty blockers, telling them they can change their entire biological sex by taking hormones/having surgery, promoting genital mutilation etc.
One historical analog is that there have been various eunuch cults. There was one that had a lot of power in chinese history and ousting them was very bloody. I think ming? Could be another one or others.

If you have reduced evolutionary pressure from civilization, you don’t need to perform hard labor and similar, there are gaps for horrible malformations to exist.
If there are constant wars and scarce resources you’re not going to waste it on the deranged man in a dress.

Modern day and current year it is a perfect storm of a single global superpower that can export ideology (media, regardless of what people want to think, has really incredible influence), kikes infiltrating this to get revenge for a victim fantasy other kikes created, and this total infiltration of law, media, government/policy.

Hijacking white guilt is extremely profitable and successful and effective. 19th amendment, civil rights act, holocoaster industry, alphabet crew being untouchable.

But also straight up DEI where to get money corporations had to have women, shitskins, etc.

Hopefully it’s clearly pushed too far and there will be a correction. But back when it was who makes the laws and runs the banks. Now literal technology is controlled by kikes and faggots. So the very engine of civilization and access to information is compromised.

How to fix that, besides going full uncle Ted, is something near impossibly hard.

Edit: small but important note. She hasn't had a job in 8 years, lied about seeking work, lives off of myself and my father rarely ever repaying & mostly plays video games / talks to girlfriend on VC.
Can you believe people live like this. That father theoretically should be in a mindset from a totally different generation.
How for EIGHT. YEARS. if not longer. Then your possibly only daughter or at least most runt of the litter kid troons out.
I know people are drug addicts and use all kinds of things to avoid pain. But unless this father is on hospice and nearly bed-ridden and has no idea what’s real, he is a special type of broken.

I find those probably the most interesting. Enabling the worst around you.
 
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Hear hear!

So many unrealistic expectations in one little post. :lit:
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Unraveling it point by point,
1) You will never look like a woman.
2) Your wife is sort of humoring you when she says that.
3) But she is 100% sincere about not finding you attractive any more.
4) You are right about it being a serious mind fuck.
5) You are the perpetrator of that mind fuck and your wife is the primary target.
6) You are also self mind fucked.
7) You were attractive to her as a man and you should be uncomfortable
8 ) She really is fixing to leave you.
9) She should leave you.

There's so much, I may have missed a few. 8)

Seven comforting comments so far, including some back and forth dialog featuring others with similar situations.

Synopsis of comments:
Dear Reddit, please help me to be deluded and aggrieved.
Dear Troon: Yes Boss, here you go.
Also sounds like he's afraid he won't be able to skin walk as his soon-to-be ex-wife.
 
Hear hear!

So many unrealistic expectations in one little post. :lit:
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Unraveling it point by point,
1) You will never look like a woman.
2) Your wife is sort of humoring you when she says that.
3) But she is 100% sincere about not finding you attractive any more.
4) You are right about it being a serious mind fuck.
5) You are the perpetrator of that mind fuck and your wife is the primary target.
6) You are also self mind fucked.
7) You were attractive to her as a man and you should be uncomfortable
8 ) She really is fixing to leave you.
9) She should leave you.

There's so much, I may have missed a few. 8)

Seven comforting comments so far, including some back and forth dialog featuring others with similar situations.

Synopsis of comments:
Dear Reddit, please help me to be deluded and aggrieved.
Dear Troon: Yes Boss, here you go.
Translation: "I thought I'd successfully trapped a woman but she isn't going along with me living my fetish out in the open?? What gives????!"
 
I have a batch of my mom's chili recipe getting ready for tonight. Love slow cookers.


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I just can't imagine going through life getting having nervous breakdowns because people call me what I am. This isn't even the case where they are at least "presenting" in a pseudofeminine way so people know to mind their Hes and Theys.

Of course, first cope is "you're just being a bimbo!". I do like this one troon coming in and saying, hey it's no big deal and they act like he just told a dead baby joke or something

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This lady who made an innocuous joke must be a grouchy old sexist bitch
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The real gem for me thought is the support he gets from other trans people assuring him that women can be forgetful airheads too, and that taking estrogen has given them ADHD.
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Every time I see something where troons act surprised that they all have not just ADHD, but AuDHD, makes me laugh. Despite the high IQs, pattern recognition is obviously not universal there lol.

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"Omg I hate sex stereotypes wtf is a man brain!"
"Lols just say you have bimbo brain and too pretty to be smart"
These Neanderthals are fucking retarded. Typical trannies.
 
A banana wants to be eaten by birds so its seeds will be deposited in a blob of fertiliser somewhere far away. Being stuck up the bum of some hominid probably isn’t a very desirable end for it.

Anyway think of evolution less as “survival of the fittest” and more as “survival of the least bad and laziest”. Conserving energy means you’ll have more left for reproduction. From the perspective of evolutionary biology, the optimal survival strategy for males is to loaf around (eg male lions), because they’ll want to preserve their energy to defend a harem from other males, while for females it’s to secure resources for their young. Offspring are a cheap investment for males, but very expensive for females, which means males will focus on having as many as possible, while females will focus on caring for a few. It follows that men will have very active libidos, while women will be more selective about partners and external conditions. And I think you can see that in homosexual males especially. Straight people on average have less than a dozen sexual partners over their lifetime; gay men are, I’ve been told, generally into their hundreds. That’s the unrestrained male libido.
"Fittest" in that quote is so deeply misunderstood by midwits. Fitness in this context is more about fitting into the landscape of the environment and the other organisms around you. Certain traits will give an organism an edge in being successful at survival and most importantly, reproduction. It does not mean that everything must be aiming for the top of the food chain. Being at the bottom of the food chain but having the reproductive capability to outpace the culling from predators is just as valid if not more than being at the top of the food chain and having to balance over population with available food.
 
Found one in the wild, their entire twitter timeline is also porn

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So hello. Taylor (mtf 35) hope everyone is well
Um idk if this is the place for this. Just a quick rant really quick. Me and my fiancee had bin together forever. 10 years. And the last 7 I had transitioned and last 3 engaged. Through highs and lows. Me coming out and clothing, makeup, surgery she was always by my side. In return I would do anything for her all she had to do was name it. She was my rock and the love of my life.
Yesterday while I'm on a work trip abroad days before my birthday she tells me for the past 7 years she has bin trying to find a way to get out. That every day and every year she loved me less and less. And that I killed the man she loved.
I will return from this trip to an empty structure. It was a home when I left. Idk what to do now.
Why can this retard spell every word except for "been"?
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From the trans women vs bear thread on Tumblr via Reddit. Even if experiences with trans women have given you reason to fear them, it is your fear which is violent. Interesting.

Great to see the abrupt about-face on whose responsibility fear is from the man vs bear era. Is this open hypocrisy even noticeable to anyone who isn't already, like, a Farmer or a BARpod listener?
>fearing men is just like fearing transwomen
It's almost like...
>it's also like fearing nonwhite people, gays, poor people
You can't convince me that feds don't run psyops on Tumblr. I don't care and I won't hear it. We live in a silly, silly world because a bunch of misguided millennials got COINTELPRO'd and MKULTRA'd by their own brain chemistry I can explain my theories on this if any of you care and they made it society's problem, because it was meant to be society's problem.
 
Off topic but I just can't understand why this exists. Like, what was going on in hominids or primates in general even, that for some, shoving a banana up its asshole during mating conferred some evolutionary advantage.
I think it decreases competition for females if one out of every ten males would rather cram a banana, and then instead of getting murdered the banana-cramming males can still contribute to the economic well-being of the ape group as a whole.
 
I think it decreases competition for females if one out of every ten males would rather cram a banana, and then instead of getting murdered the banana-cramming males can still contribute to the economic well-being of the ape group as a whole.
I wonder if Banana-Cramming is how Bonobos happened?
 
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.. ?what the hell is all of... this.
Time for another round of mental illness.
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Last time we met "Cass" a 4tran guy with a copypasta about why he's taking diy!hrt but a cis male. This tranny genera is "repressor", from /tttt RepGen threads.
Its still cope.
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Lots of soft arguing with twitter troons, mask off telling him "You should transition" "You can just be a woman" "You are a woman hon" vs. his "nah"
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I don't know what side is the bigger L, both? me? I think it might be me.
Cass is an mtf troon, twitter trannies are right, even if his whole thing is "cis male on hrt". Its also exactly as he say's, male on hrt, Cass is right. :really:
NOTE; Many of these thread screenshot's are long as fuck.
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ok that was a lot, there is more, how is his retarded unpaid experiment going? Eh...? :tomgirl:
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you made it through all of that? How many Twitter troon @'s did you recognize kiwibros?
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"Fittest" in that quote is so deeply misunderstood by midwits. Fitness in this context is more about fitting into the landscape of the environment and the other organisms around you. Certain traits will give an organism an edge in being successful at survival and most importantly, reproduction. It does not mean that everything must be aiming for the top of the food chain. Being at the bottom of the food chain but having the reproductive capability to outpace the culling from predators is just as valid if not more than being at the top of the food chain and having to balance over population with available food.
Fittest to reinforce it even more is just even slightly better than random compared to some other species.

There’s some nerve that goes all the way up the giraffe neck, then alllll the way back down, instead of like a few inches across. Because of the neck adapting.
 
Same reason orgasms confer an evolutionary advantage: the more fun sex is, the more you do it, the more likely you are to have offspring.
animals with painful and uncomfortable sex exist. In the case for men and degenerate anal, probably just a happenstance of nerves. Prostate had to go somewhere, you know?
 
Post Top surgery TiF goes to water park. Gets stared and pointed at. A group of girls were whispering about it and her BF had to tell them off. This girl is somehow autistic enough to think people did that because maybe they were inspired by her.
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went to waterpark today, scars were pointed at by a lot of people

hi,

i’m 5-6 months post op and there is a waterpark near me that’s opened during the nights. i decided since it was held during night hours i could attend without my shirt on because the sun wouldn’t be out (still obviously putting sunscreen and protectant on my scars).

no one was mean to me, but so many people stared at me and were looking. i guess it makes sense, i mean it’s two big fat fucking scars on my chest- but the constant eyes made me feel so visible. i’m an introvert and i prefer to just blend in so it was a bit of an anxious experience.

a lot of people also tended to point out my scars… in one instance my boyfriend noticed these girls pointing at my scars and talking about it. they didn’t looked to be in a malicious manner is what my boyfriend said, but he told them “we know you’re looking at us”, and that got them to look a bit stunned.

idk, this was my first experience being looked at like this. i guess i thought everyone was taught as kids to never point out someone else’s body or scars- especially not talk about them. maybe it’s because i’m trans and people are seeing other trans people and they r inspired? idk. sorry if this is a bit of a ramble.
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