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That story made no sense at all. How can you be an introvert and an attention whore at the same time?


I was getting sucked in there, FRFR. She wants to be raped by a racist conservative man? Hey, that's me. I wonder if she's hot. Hmm.

Spoilers? Lemme take a look?

Fuck me dead. It's the mammy off Tom and Jerry!
Bit unfair. The mammy off Tom and Jerry woudlnt have had tits that were so bristly they probably look like sea urchins once the growth comes back.
Zooming in on those blunt shaved thick public hairs that are now growing on em..
Weird to take a drug meant to angrigenise you, but then shave your chest and stomach?

Could you imagine how uncomfortable that would feel growing back? Imagine even shagging someone like that, you would get the same kind of burn you get from kissing, etc, guys with thick regrowth on their faces. But your whole body would get rubbed raw.
This is only in the advent of missionary sex, which this perosn seems very unlikely to have, as it is a certain amount of closeness and intimacy.
She really should be careful. The only kind of person willing to engage in the kind of fantasys she has, with someone who looks as gross as she does, is gonna be someone who is severely abusive and is doing it for the gross out, hatred factor.
It's crazy how so much of kink depends on not being fuck ugly, lol. Really changes the vibe.

Heterochromoia factoid :)
People often think of David Bowie as a famous example, but he didn't have it, he had normal eyes until about 19, where him and a friend had a big fall out and fight over a girl, Bowie took a really unlucky punch and got a nasty eye injury, and forevermore that eye's pupil lost the ability to constrict, and remained fully dilated effectively making it look much darker.
Him and the lad remained friends with no hard feelings, in fact he thanked him and said it was a useful novelty for achieving a unique look.
 
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For those who are unfamiliar with it, this is what actual heterochromia looks like:

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Heterochromia can also mean different colors in the same eye:

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There are three different kinds of heterochromia. Complete heterochromia refers to the complete discoloration of one iris, giving the appearance of two different eye colors. Central heterochromia causes a color separation that almost seems to burst from the pupil at the center of the eye. The dominant color of the iris tends to be low in melanin, so the outer hue will almost always be a shade or blue or green. Sectoral heterochromia (also known as partial heterochromia) may be the most varied form of the condition. It occurs when there are two different colors in the same iris.

The troon in my original screenshot, if he has heterochromia at all, most likely has a very mild case of central heterochromia.
In almost all cases of falsely claimed heterochromia, I’ve found that the person in question has blue eyes, and claims one is gray or green. There is an explanation for this; blue eyes don’t actually exist, what we really have are brown eyes and grades of uncoloured eyes, where optical effects and variations in the structure of the layers below the melanin layer of the iris will give the colourless variant the appearance of being blue, or grey, or green. If you have blue eyes you’ve probably noticed they “change colour” depending on how bright the room is. It’s the same thing, one eye is lit slightly differently and the effect is that it may appear a colder blue, or even grey, because of how different wavelengths reflect differently in the layers behind the brown layer of the iris. In the picture one eye is slightly deeper blue than the other, which would fit my theory.
 
"I feel like cis people will always see me as a man who wants to be a woman."
SO close to being self aware!

He's still deluding himself though. It's not just cis people and allies, it's other troons as well. Oh sure, they might pay lip service to your being a women -- but the M to F troons who identify as lesbians don't want to have sex with you any more than a cis man does.
 
"I can't get bottom surgery so easily because I have fucking BORDERLINE" is just the cherry on top here:
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So, I was looking for someone for a tpe relationship as a slave.
a few people have contacted me about it. i particularly like one guy, everything went really well, we have the same style, the same kinks, views etc.
we've been chatting for a few days now and everything was ok until he suddenly mentioned my “holes” and it got a bit weird, especially because it's clearly visible in my profile that I'm trans and he looked at ALL PICTURES of me. and then he asked me if I would like to be pregnant and have a child. At that moment I had a fucking NERVE BREAK.
Apparently he managed to see all the pictures without realizing that I was trans. It was also in my AD I definitely didn't hide anything! I'm glad that I seem to pass so well. But now I also realize that it doesn't mean anything, my body looks female, my voice is female and apparently my face is too.
ONLY I have this BAD thing between my legs, I can't get bottom surgery so easily because I have fucking BORDERLINE. I'm shaking, crying, panicking and don't know what to do, I just want to die. i feel so fucking useless and worthless. i'm a shit person I probably deserve this I should just end it.
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He admits that his transition may be due to his personality disorder(s), but wants more surgery anyway. Luckily his country will not provide a free stinkditch to someone with such diagnoses. Gut gemacht, Germany!
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The poster unfortunately cropped the pics:
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But the graphic designer who 'shopped the pics has some examples:
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The funniest thing about these pictures is that they still look like the pictures of little girls. Gender affirming photo edits is just a new scam.
This nigga is looking for his next victim not soul mate or whatever.
 
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Maybe that's your body screaming at you to stop putting so much of a hormone it's not designed to handle into it.

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This one makes it sound like a living Hell. Not the grab you think it is.
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Ok this is something that I do think needs to be addressed. Sex hormones have an effect on neurotransmitter uptake and modulates their activity, but they do not generate emotions themselves. Estrogen has been shown to interact with seratonin and enhance its activity in the brain, for example, but its the seratonin that affects mood, and those levels are determined by a complex set of factors.

Both men and women who have sex hormone deficits during menopause and andropause report things like irritability and depression, so it's not a direct relationship between sex hormones and these stereotypical behaviours. Hormone levels in normal humans also vary throughout even a normal day. Significant fluctuations in hormone levels, such as those experienced during menopause, andropause, or menstrual cycles, can lead to changes in mood and behavior, however, normal daily variations in hormone levels typically don't cause extreme mood swings. This troon idea that estrogen attunes you to some moon cycle of bitchiness doesn't make any sense, they wouldn't get the variable hormone environement that can generate irritability in women. The mood swings they report most likely come from the fact that their brains are used to a certain baseline chemical environment, one that fits with all the other elements of their physiology, which they are radically altering in ways that are essentially a mystery in terms of the effects they are having.
 
the idea of estrogen making you a crying bitch is literally from like, a comedy movie bit. I seriously can not remember the movie but it was some big tough bouncer dude gets sneaked estrogen and he just starts like crying and sharing his feelings. Maybe one of the Rush Hour movies, but anyways that is the level of reality trannies operate at. Or even worse when it's time to pretend they are dainty and retarded teehee
 
"Is that a woman or a guy?" "That's a faggot!"
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Well I just had my first "transphobic" incident... (self.StraightTransGirls)
submitted 8 hours ago by Particular_Nobody358
I was just walking home from work after a 10 hour shift my feet and legs are killing me and as I am walking home I see four guys passing. This one guy is looking at me and as they pass me he says "Is that a woman or a guy" ,mind you I don`t even present as a woman I am growing my hair out and that`s all I do have a very feminine frame i try to hide with baggy clothes, to which his friend replies "Thats a f*ggot" .and I turn around as i hear that and one of them says "wtf are you looking back" and he cursed at me. I cursed back at him and then he says wait for me there I`ll come there and break you. Mind you these men are bigger than me I have no muscles at all and there are four of them I just turn around and start walking and he kept yelling. I am sh*t scared I dont remember their faces as it was dark. The place I live is really small and I am a migrant so I just don`t have anyone to turn, Im literally just a trans woman trying to survive day to day. I know I made a mistake cursing back at that idiot but I was so tired and stressed out from work I had to take it out on someone, idk how ill sleep tonight. Like is this how my life will go as I start presenting as a woman. I already dislike men so much and this just keeps pushing me away from them even tho I do want to have a man by my side, but when things liks this happen it makes me feel disgusted. Just makes me feel like these men dont love us adn that they just want to use and discard us and not love us and protect us. I battle with so much in my head everyday and this just keeps pushing me to the edge of s****icide god forbid. I am so sorry for venting I have no one to tell i have no family nor friends this close. I just got my pepper spray. I am already so asocial now im scared to even go to the store. You all please stay safe and dont make the mistake I did just keep walking fmllll.


A bad job interview, oh no!
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Left job interview feeling fucking humiliatedTransphobia (self.FTMventing)
submitted 7 hours ago by GuyUnmasked

Im 18 year old trans man who lives in florida. My birthday was last June, and the only reason I'm not on T is because Ron Desantis made it fucking hell to get testosterone and things are only clearing up now.
Ive been trying to get a job lately, and the only place that's gotten back to me so far is Chic Fil A. I know they're homophobic, but it was my mom and my queer cousins first job and I assumed it was a franchise and not an individual store thing. Do not victim blame me over this, I just wanted the money.
I did great on the phone interview, and was scheduled to interview in person. This is my first ever in person interview.
I told the manager my name, and informed her politely I'm transgender and asked if I should include my Birthname. She ended up telling me that "LEGALLY" She had to refer to me as my "REALNAME" and that it would be on my nametag and that everyone would have to call me that.
I was absolutely shocked and bombed the rest of my interview- looking away and stuttering and shit.

Im home now...I've mostly calmed down but thats just fucking crazy to me. I guess its a minor win that she didnt know i was trans until i told her, but what the hell. Legally my ass.


And now, the sad story of a man who is having a tough time realizing he may never pass.
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I will never…..Venting (self.MtF)
submitted 14 hours ago by jessicahazel726

I will never pass, I will never be pretty or someone who has a significant other, I will never have a feminine body, I will never be able to get surgery, I will never be happy.
Why is this like this😭 being trans fucking sucks. Starts to make me wonder if I should just kms or de transition, I’ll always be looked at as a man in female clothing. What’s the point, I wasn’t gifted in genetics or anything
Don't be so hard on yourself, it's possible that someone may not clock you, never say...
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Hahahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA... yeah you'll never pass dude.
 
I will never…..Venting (self.MtF)
submitted 14 hours ago by jessicahazel726

I will never pass, I will never be pretty or someone who has a significant other, I will never have a feminine body, I will never be able to get surgery, I will never be happy.
Why is this like this😭 being trans fucking sucks. Starts to make me wonder if I should just kms or de transition, I’ll always be looked at as a man in female clothing. What’s the point, I wasn’t gifted in genetics or anything
Dude would rather 41% than risk passing as the sort of woman who doesn't get dicks hard. The kind of fucktard who thinks men make better women because something something Bea Arthur and Janet Reno.

He can relax. Never passing. Best they can do is confuse onlookers by just looking entirely gender-fucked.

I'm often curious if that's viewed as a win (though obviously not for this guy who just wants the whole "I'd fuck me" Buffalo Bill experience).

When someone looks at a mess of wrong sex hormones and some random signalling like maybe rainbow themed everything and is unable to immediately gauge female or male so just settles on "something", is that passing?
 
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Maybe that's your body screaming at you to stop putting so much of a hormone it's not designed to handle into it.
There's nothing I hate more than these accounts of people actively pumping themselves full of body altering drugs and then being shocked that the process is hurting them. The worst part is that even banning it doesn't change anything because these crazy bastards are constantly trying to shill DIY HRT which is essentially telling kids to by from literal drug dealers or make it themselves to get the fix.

If anything needs to be nationally banned and scrutinized, it's that.
 
Just makes me feel like these men dont love us adn that they just want to use and discard us and not love us and protect us.
Where did he ever get the idea that they wanted to use him, much less love and protect him? lol he gets accosted by young men on the street and his first thought is “yeah they’d totally fuck me, they just wouldn’t stick around.” Actual brain rot.
 
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