Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 55 24.7%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 73 32.7%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 24 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 68 30.5%

  • Total voters
    223
Nick's Shining Legal Career
  • Get's the mega-embezzler the maximum penalty then tard rages out in the elevator at the judge. CONVICTED
  • Vic Mignonga is forced to pay more than $300k in penalty for his frivolous lawsuit that Nick masterminded. JUDGEMENT AGAINST
  • No-shows at his crackwhore's speeding ticket, fails to follow up. CONVICTED
  • Pedophile slander, doubling down eternally. APPEAL DENIED
  • Ignored his own speeding/unlicensed, etc. charges. CONVICTED
  • Being a drug addicted, alcoholic, child abusing junkie. ARRESTED, CHILDREN TAKEN AWAY, CONVICTION PENDING
  • Legally advizes Riley to harass, vandalize, trespass at night in Texas, grave desecrate, and stalk Eric July. ARRESTED, NON-PRACTICING.
What does the future hold? A High-speed chase? Prostitution charges? Family annihilation?
Overdose/suicide/homicide by the end of 2025. I already locked this prediction.
 
The Eric July hate reminds me of the Dave Chappelle joke: “they make fun of Latin people for eating, what do they eat? Beans, rice, corn… That’s not a reason to hate a motherfucker. It’s funny, but not a reason to hate.”

July is a bit spergy, but nothing he has done deserves the irrationally seething hatred that has been put his way. The only reason such harassment hasn’t been levied towards Dick, Riley, Vito, etc, harassment that they would be livid over, is because they’re so unimportant that no one cares to waste the time.

Isn't that most of Comicsgate?
Probably. I honestly don’t know. I hung that shit up a long time when puberty compelled me to chase girls and party.
 
Kind of off-topic, but it's strange to see Crack still being used.

Well… It’s a pretty good way of getting cocaine in your system. You absorb much more of it than when it’s the sniffable (hydrochloride?) form, so if anything it’ll be around even after regular coke is gone.

Broski, I'm telling you from the point of view of the people who were in the situation. Granted they're not going to from bad to better, sometimes goes to ok, better, worse.

Fair enough. A lot of weirdness happen in the justice system though. I’m guessing what you saw was one of he edge cases. Logically it wouldn’t make sense if plea deals would get better with time.
 
20k is absurd. Either he's majorly getting ripped off or he's really that much of a hog, this would count out to a more than a 15g a day habit with current prices. I know big time coke heads and even they sit at the 3.500 - 4000€/month mark. What the fuck was Rackets doing?! To think there were kids at the house...
Not really. I’m sure plenty of people here known/known ppl who use coke, but that’s different from an addict. A real cocaine addict could easily spend $20k a month. The only reason an addict wouldn’t spend $20k is because he doesn’t have $20k. Broke coke addicts are famous for theft and running up six figures in debt to fuel a habit. Nick would have had cash on hand to spend and habits only grow.

Nick was also sharing his coke with Kayla, April and others. A true coke addict use is only limited by money and availability. Nick was constantly canceling streams to make runs to Minneapolis to reup his supply. No way he’s making a trip like that and not buying $2-5k a trip. He tells himself he’s buying enough to last all month so he can stop these stupid drives, then finds himself driving up the next week anyway.

Keep in mind that many people who use coke limit their use to nights out or during time off from jobs. Social use. There is some structure to their life that means they can’t use constantly. Once that line is blurred, and they use daily, the life ruination begins. Usually the job loss means less money for coke, but this wasn’t a problem for Nick. He had his Depp piggy bank and a trust fund covering the necessities- so he had a lot of money to blow on blow and no hard structure in his life. He started blowing off streams all the time so he could drive to Minneapolis to get more coke or so he could vacuum down rails all night without any worry of an audience noticing how bad he was tweaking.

Also Nick definitely strikes me as the type who likes to coerce people via doling out drugs at his discretion.

As teens we all knew the creepy pot dealers who you could never just buy a sack and leave. No, you had to sit and socialize, smoke with him, etc…You had to pretend to be friends not just a customer. I was convinced many got into dealing weed just to force people to hang out and tolerate them.

I don’t think Nick was ever selling, but he definitely liked having people kissing his ass to dole out another rail. Felt like the cool dude having a fat bag of coke at hotel parties and I’m sure the whores loved it too.

Given Nick’s access to money, a non-job, hotel parties and obsession with hookers and porn…$20k is a believable amount to be spending on coke. Not saying it was every months, but very easy to believe he could spend that in certain months.
 
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He got the dog on camera for sympathy, but it looks like he's mercilessly choking it so hard its eyes are bulging out.
Lol thats just Pugs.
They've been so overbred they're sort of genetic disasters, their eyes are too big for their heads.
They're cute but they are literal monuments to mankinds hubris and abominations of dysgenic selective breeding.
How big was his fucking pipe that he put quarter Oz rocks on in one go?
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This is junky hyperbole.
Andre the Giants lungs wouldn't be big enough to breath all that in, most of it would be going in the air. Anyone sitting in a closed room with Charlie would be high af just by being around him.
 
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- and the Big One - how he ended up with an ounce of coke in his house. Alcoholism is kinda understandable - mainly because it happens to so many people, it's so easy to become addicted. Snorting a line occasionally - that's probably something many entertainers do. But having a stash like that, 25 grams of coke? Nobody here predicted that, and many farmers had some pretty crazy theories. How deeply fake must his life have been to end up arrested with 25 grams of cocaine?

25 grams isn't that hard to understand. At his peak, he was probably doing serious amounts all by himself and had three other people he was providing coke to. By appearance and weight loss, Kayla seems to have been as deep into the coke as Nick was. It also seems like all the people in the house were doing coke constantly. I mean none of them really worked and the Rekietas had reach a point where they had abandoned all adult responsibilities including their children.

Yes. Everything he did was a massive legal risk. But the deeply addicted junkie mentality of someone like Nick will not care. The only priority will be the drugs themselves.
 
Why is there even Hitler talk in here? Of all the tangents we get a Hitler tangent. How did this even happen?
To answer that, you have to go back to a cold, snowy night, in November 1936.
A Luftwaffe plane carrying the prototype of the device that would later become known as the Balldo suffered a catastrophic engine malfunction and was lost somewhere in the Austrian Alps. Its believed that anti-German secret agents consisting of Scandinavian Prudes and Communist sympathizers learned of the Balldo and swore that it would never see the light. Our best archivists and researchers after months of hard work, and travelling to 16 different countries, can only now shine light on one of the deepest buried secrets of the Second World War...
 
So, what's the current belief among most people here:

1. Rekieta used to be at least somewhat decent, but made stupid decisions​
2. Rekieta has always been an entitled, manipulative asshole​
3. Other (please elaborate)​
I lean towards #2. When Nick's streams centered around big trials (Rittenhouse, Johnny Depp, etc.), it allows for the focus to be on the action while Nick would riff on it. But, once Nick had to carry the show by his own merits, more & more of his true self seemed to came out. The Kyle Rittenhouse interview might be a good example of this.

I stopped watching Nick before this, but seeing how he handled the interview turned me off his content, because Nick decided it would be a good idea to ask Kyle Rittenhouse how he felt "knowing you are the cause of someone being dead. Two people". Mind you, Kyle had an emotional breakdown on the stand when testifying, which Nick saw, live on stream. Kyle has to remind the lawyer that he cannot comment on this, because he is facing ongoing civil suits which may use anything said in the interview against him. I cannot fathom how Nick thought this was a good question to ask, even out of morbid curiosity. A normal person would have that little voice in their head that says, "Asking a young man who had a breakdown when talking about taking a life, about that topic might not be a good idea". Nick still decided to ask, for whatever reason:


-Add to this, Nick asking Kyle "Did anything from, like, watching, either my stream, or online commentary, like, play into any of the legal strategy?" Nick hoped to hear that his content helped Kyle win his case, which in retrospect, just screams egotistical grifter hoping to profit off of the worst moments of Kyle's life:




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He got the dog on camera for sympathy, but it looks like he's mercilessly choking it so hard its eyes are bulging out.
The pug's lack of nose infuriates his owner, to no end, & he must suffer for it...
 
Also Nick definitely strikes me as the type who likes to coerce people via doling out drugs at his discretion.
I don’t think Nick was ever selling, but he definitely liked having people kissing his ass to dole out another rail. Felt like the cool dude having a fat bag of coke at hotel parties and I’m sure the whores loved it too.
I have a very easy time picturing Nick as this person, 100% with you here. I disagree to some other things in your post but i won't drift into PL here. Also, coke is for fags so small wonder that Nicky got into it, big time.
 
There was a time to pull up, but when the plane has crashed, there is nothing to do.
...and now all that remains is to piss on the smoking wreckage.
I'm reminded of something Gabe Newell said:
"One of the things we learned pretty early on is 'Don't ever, ever try to lie to the internet - because they will catch you. They will de-construct your spin. They will remember everything you ever say for eternity.'"
 
What do Nick's detractors want? (I can't believe I'm quoting Camelot, but sometimes the dumbest people ask the smartest questions.) From mild to severe:
  • Accountability and apology?
  • Shame?
  • Rehab?
  • Cancellation?
  • Prison?
  • Suicide? Given the number of "Kill Yourself" posts on this thread since 5/23 that's clearly in the mix.
As for me, a newcomer, I think accountability and rehab are essential. I also choose option #1 in your post. I am a softie and believe strongly in redemption. Nick was uniquely charismatic, engaging, sometimes intelligent, and entertaining. He is also a selfish junkie and probably a malignant narcissist. Many things can be true, and all that.
What a dumb question:

We want Nick to stop being a massive niggerfaggot. Admit he fucked up, plead guilty. Do the time. GROVEL in front of his family and beg them for forgiveness when all is said and done. He should beg July for forgiveness too for telling that fat asshole and his retarded girlfriend it's okay to stalk him and desecrate his family's graves. He should apologize to Vic for sending him half a mil in debt with his retarded nepotism lawyer - both Nick and Ty should front the costs of everything Vic was made to pay.

As for the internet, he should offer a general apology to the people who looked up to him whom he let down. and do us a favor and fuck off from the internet - preferably forever but for no time shorter than 10 years. Nick had it all and he fucked it. Suicide is too easy for a worm like him.
 
Has anyone FOIA-ed his speeding tickets? Perhaps that's why Null raised twice the sum the county quoted for the arrests? If so, there is not enough popcorn. I need to stock up.

These have been posted and discussed ITT. They are public record.

Were the people who knew him from the lolsuit there because he was a a "trad Christian family man"? Or the people who learned about him from IBS? What about the weebs who came for the Vic lawsuit?

Nick had an audience because people thought he was a competent lawyer, not because of a Christian fantasy people had.
It was both.

No offense, but your "Christian fantasy" line almost sounds like the Balldo Brigade's threadbare argument that people were projecting their beliefs on Nick. He carefully cultivated an image of himself being a Christian family man.

The whole family man shit was even part of The Whisky Drinking Lawyer.


I can't even listen to that song nowadays, knowing what I know now. His return stream scarcely even mentioned his kids. He's a fraud.

Manning has it correct. Null described Nick's dormer legacy poignantly as a 'white-pilling effect' on the Sektur. There were a lot people who wanted to believe that the 'trad family life' was possible and not a fantasy. Seeing someone love it gave them hope that ot was achievable.

This would explain the deep, visceral reaction of his former fanbase to his change and hypocrisy.
 
Add to this, Nick asking Kyle "Did anything from, like, watching, either my stream, or online commentary, like, play into any of the legal strategy?" Nick hoped to hear that his content helped Kyle win his case, which in retrospect, just screams egotistical grifter hoping to profit off of the worst moments of Kyle's life:
i can't remember specifically (it's been a minute and my brain has been flooded with nick's debauchery, overwriting better memories of him), but there was something that was noticed by the panel and led to mark richards' lawfirm getting flooded with emails and phonecalls over missing something
 
What a dumb question:

We want Nick to stop being a massive niggerfaggot. Admit he fucked up, plead guilty. Do the time. GROVEL in front of his family and beg them for forgiveness when all is said and done. He should beg July for forgiveness too for telling that fat asshole and his retarded girlfriend it's okay to stalk him and desecrate his family's graves. He should apologize to Vic for sending him half a mil in debt with his retarded nepotism lawyer - both Nick and Ty should front the costs of everything Vic was made to pay.

As for the internet, he should offer a general apology to the people who looked up to him whom he let down. and do us a favor and fuck off from the internet - preferably forever but for no time shorter than 10 years. Nick had it all and he fucked it. Suicide is too easy for a worm like him.
Speak for yourself. I want him to spiral ever downward and end up sucking dick for crack in the back of Pleasure Palace while streaming about how he's right and we're all retards the whole way down.
 
25 grams isn't that hard to understand. At his peak, he was probably doing serious amounts all by himself and had three other people he was providing coke to. By appearance and weight loss, Kayla seems to have been as deep into the coke as Nick was. It also seems like all the people in the house were doing coke constantly.
I agree, knowing what we know now, it's very easy to understand. But my point was more to show why I think he's extremely fake. Back before the arrest, a lot of people speculated he's gonna end up with DUI. We knew about misuse of Provigil, MDMA he mentioned using before, obviously anyone was able to count how much and how often he drinks, and he very often appeared to look like he's on a much stronger stimulant. But the fact that he had so much coke, and worse, that Kayla was fully aware of it, and likely also using (rather than being zonked out on xannies or sth similar) - that's quite absurd and shocking. And yet, it's true. It's not a speculation or a theory - police found it.
So all the time when we were talking about how maybe he's taking too much modafinil or maybe aderall, or maybe it's delirium tremens, or maybe he indeed snorted a tiny bit - this motherfucker was holding a big stash of coke in his house, next to his children, and he became so negligent about his use, his community had to intervene.
So what else was he hiding, and what else was he faking? Anything is possible now.
 
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