Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
He could pull off The Machinist build
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Has anyone FOIA-ed his speeding tickets? Perhaps that's why Null raised twice the sum the county quoted for the arrests? If so, there is not enough popcorn. I need to stock up.

Edit to add: April's speeding ticket too.

I might reframe the question if I may be so bold.

What do Nick's detractors want? (I can't believe I'm quoting Camelot, but sometimes the dumbest people ask the smartest questions.) From mild to severe:
  • Accountability and apology?
  • Shame?
  • Rehab?
  • Cancellation?
  • Prison?
  • Suicide? Given the number of "Kill Yourself" posts on this thread since 5/23 that's clearly in the mix.
As for me, a newcomer, I think accountability and rehab are essential. I also choose option #1 in your post. I am a softie and believe strongly in redemption. Nick was uniquely charismatic, engaging, sometimes intelligent, and entertaining. He is also a selfish junkie and probably a malignant narcissist. Many things can be true, and all that.
I mean I think most decent people would want him to get better and redeem himself.
We're just realistic in saying that probably won't happen. This is sort of a website dedicated to tracking fucked up people, we've got a pretty good sample set to draw conclusions from.
 
Nick isn't taking a plea, his ego is tied fo beating the entire case. Same reason he won't settle with Monty. Besides, Judge Stephen "Under the jail for possession or sale" Wenzell has a history of going beyond the sentence recommendation.
The judge would have to reject the plea outright. If he accepts a deferred adjudication, there is no sentencing until there is a violation. By deferring sentencing, the conviction isn't recorded. It's different in that way from a suspended sentence. If Nick fails though, the judge can impose what he sees fit.

Deferred adjudication would mean Nick beats it if he gets clean. Prosecutor may even allow no contest if his ego is that fragile. His ego is what would have him put his faith in himself over a jury. He wants to prove to everyone he's not an addict and believes 24 mos of clean drug tests would do it. He'll fight rehab but not the deferred adjudication. He'll have to swallow hard to admit he needs rehab.
 
* all this is based on the main charge and other two, not any aggravation factor influence.

3rd degree is presumptive 21 mo, stayed
Even if stayed, it's a felony conviction. A deferred adjudication would mean no recorded conviction unless he fails conditions. It makes it much more attractive to accept such a plea. Non-violent drug offenses are the perfect vehicle for that kind of plea offer.

No one cares about the fines.
Oh, that's just payback for his FTA nonsense where he ignored the 2 traffic tickets. Beat the SovCit out of him.
 
He doesn't have the discipline. He's too lazy. He doesn't have Christian Bale's discipline in Method Acting. He'd have to knock off that gluttony of gorging on a single Dorito every day.
I wish we could have a documentary crew shooting when Nick sassily eats his first cracker in the prison mess hall.
 
First off that post on Instagram is cringe as hell, preach to yourself Nick. Also it's starting to look like he's testing his "Prison look". And one more thing, bro...you've lost enough on the top, why take it off the sides too? LOL....this guy.
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Lookin like the cokehead version of Zorg
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Is Nick on Ozempic or something? It's like all the fat has drained out of is skin and he looks a bit deathly.

A friend of mine, a lawyer, who passed away a couple of years ago from cirrhosis had went from plump to deathly thin within the span of a year. Not saying that is happening to Nick and his kidneys and liver are checking out, but if you compare his streams from just over a year ago to now he looks bad.
I think it’s the cocaine stimulants makes you not hungry at all our wife has the same sunken facial appearance neither are sleeping good either again cocaine makes you wide awake and then the booze like nick both drugs have effects on sleep.
Grateful when I get up in the morning and there are only ten new pages in the thread.
i read a lot of it during work I want 50 new pages ha
 
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I guess since that one question got so many fucking answers, I'll answer too, but I'll say what I don't want to happen to him. I definitely don't want him to live each day up to the trial knowing thousands upon thousands of people are excitedly hoping for the bodycam footage to release to somebody, to prove that his crackhouse is a reality. I do not want him to get guilty convictions on all the charges, and for him to get sent to prison for many years. I also do not want one of the gangs in the prison he's sent to to have a greater moral compass than him, have a disdain for people that abuse children, and to beat the crap out of him just to teach him a lesson in the only way somebody as smug and arrogant as him would understand. I also do not want him to lose the respect of absolutely everybody in his local community that he might still have, and for the people that act as nose-guards online to forget about him over the years (old grift, short term memory), so he has nobody to turn to for companionship when he eventually gets out.

But I'll tell you what I do want - I definitely want him to sober up right away, and get right back to the trial streams. Plus that new Instagram photo definitely doesn't look like a cokehead trying to look young and hip, and not like a stinky piece of shit. 10/10 would plug my nose at.

420 likes on that word vomit.
You know what that means, Nick, blaze it up! Might as well, you got nothing else going on now that you can't drive your kids around while drunk and/or high.
Nick Rekieta is such a pathetic loser that his highlights in a given day now are driving while high or drunk, while feeling relieved that his kids aren't in the car to up his charges if those darn pigs were to recognize his swerving all over the road and pull him over.

There are pieces of shit, then there's Nicholas Rekieta - he sees absolutely zero problem with driving kids around while drunk. Even those that are generally assholes have limits, and there are things even they consider morally repugnant, then there's Nicholas Rekieta. There is absolutely zero moral compass in this man, just like there is absolutely zero moral compass in both his retarded pieces (Kayla and April).
 
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