Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[MechanicusAdmin]

Do you really want your dick or anything else to be in the same place Nick's dick has been?

You've ruined my vibe man, thanks.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

his locals should ask him if he's also having an easy time with withdrawals from 5 kids

 

[feral cat #6385]

So you're saying I have a chance? I too, want to add layers to the Cuckception.

Fuck off and die with that simping for bad pussy bullshit. You absolute loser.

Also should note that to a point, mn registration tax is based on the value of the vehicle. No, I can't find a calculator - they say call for an estimate so the math seems nuts.

Interesting fact. Thanks for that. In my state its a flat fee but we have something else called an excise tax. I wonder if Nick was having money problems.

They claimed to own a 1980s era Lincoln Town Car, and posted pictures of such a car, but they actually owned a 2004 model (which might have been totaled in an accident).

As if a real true woman would be into some 80's piece of shit gas guzzler car. Just shows how stupid late stage Rekieta fans are that they bought it.

I think you guys are putting WAY too much thought into trying to figure out the Denny's cop "joke." The man is a drunken, coked up, brain damaged idiot that says shit.

I can't believe we've sunk to over analyzing the wet brained coomer's stupid Denny's joke.

Gonna need a a kiwi to make a Nick remix if this goes the way we all expect.

Interesting.... When I get some free time I'll take a stab at it. I might replace the reporter with Ethan Ralph. Ethan and Nick go well together. Both trash.

Do the world a favour and seek Canadian Healthcare immediately, you attention whore. No one cares about your gay little crusade.

Ewww.... I thought that person was threadbanned. Nick's crime spree is bringing the creme de la crap of the internet to our humble thread.

I'm just saying, Nick. Now might be the time to switch models and show some remorse. Because if you don't, that yass queen German shepherd of a judge that replaced Fisher will have zero reason to believe you won't reoffend given the chance.

What the fuck are you talking about moron? His judge is the whites white male that ever maled.

 

[Fapcop]

And DSP is wrong, here. I have alot of fun, am extremely busy with work that is nothing but "positive things" and am happy with my life, yet, I still love to come on here and laugh and criticize lolcows. And I'm still happy with my life.

Yeah, it’s just his cope.

The man begs yards for money for a living, has zero friends, spent SIX figures on a mobile game, and is married to a 500lb whale who clearly dislikes him.

The only way he gets up every day and doesn’t put a bullet in his skull, is by keep repeating that his life is super mature and meaningful, and everyone who hates him is a maladjusted loser.

Dang, imagine getting dunked on by DSP! Talk about hitting rock bottom.

BOLD PREDICTION BTW: Even if/when Kayla splits from him, he will pretend that nothing happened because of his weird pride.

His marriage is one of Nick’s success stories. He will hold on to that, no matter if Kayla moved with the kids to California.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Do you really want your dick or anything else to be in the same place Nick's dick has been?

You've ruined my vibe man, thanks.

Good news! Nick's a limp pencil dick faggot, so only the balldo has been up there! (Unless you were talking about Kayla...)

 

[JCDenthog]

Even if/when Kayla splits from him, he will pretend that nothing happened because of his weird pride.

"Guys isn't it WEIRD and FUNNY that my wife left me and took the kids?"

 

[Not Who You Think]

At the risk of sounding like a 'YOUR DICK IS SMALL IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME!' harpy, I think Nick is a nerd who never understood women and is very insecure. He may have gotten some confidence when he married, but as has been seen, that relationship must have been fraught with perils that de-stabilised him and his confidence--thus the over compensatory professions of everything being well in the marriage.

You have just inspired me to do another post that I've been putting off for way too long.

Yes, Nick is very insecure on this point and a good portion of it seems to come from being unwilling to meaningfully engage with women (let alone understand them). This likely informs why Nick tells so many stories about women flirting with him, and why his ideal woman does nothing but give blowjobs all day and ask for nothing in return. It's also one of the main reasons why Nick abandoned his LOCALS (no more winemom lewdposts). Nick seems to think that women exist to service/flatter him. Women who challenge this are unwelcome.

In the meantime, please enjoy this thing I made (which you have also partially inspired) wherein Nick contemplates the women who have wronged him.

 

[AnOminous]

Interesting.... When I get some free time I'll take a stab at it. I might replace the reporter with Ethan Ralph. Ethan and Nick go well together. Both trash.

I really hope someone with some talent does a version of Whiskey Drinking Lawyer, but factual.

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron says that "I didn't know wine was breaking the rules. I knew anal was breaking the rules, but I didn't think drinking wine was breaking the rules."

Sometimes... Aaron is funny.

A lot funnier than Nick. Which isn't saying much.

Minnesota is a real pussy state.

So it's your favorite?

Being a cat and all.

As if a real true woman would be into some 80's piece of shit gas guzzler car. Just shows how stupid late stage Rekieta fans are that they bought it.

I think the allure was "she" was hot and into dude shit.

And yes, they were absolute fucking idiots for believing that.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

Sometimes I don't wanna believe Nick actually exists, like maybe he's a paid actor to keep us all distracted from the deep state...but sadly no, its really him.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Check their bumpers for pineapple stickers.

Nick has pineapple tattoos on each testicle. Adds some flair to the balldo.

You'd think he'd have all the time in the world since those filthy stinking fucking kids aren't around any more. After all, every single time he previously missed a stream it was thanks to those worthless kids he hates.

Give the guy a break. He's probably trying to catch up with his thread.

So with confirmation that Nick seethe reads his thread, which poster do you think Nick hates the most?

Without @elb the extent of his degeneracy wouldn't be known and categorized. She should get some sort of Kiwi lifetime achievement award. @Himedall All-seeing Waifu should also be recognized for cataloging his Locals degeneracy and foiling the creepy wine mom grooming operation he was running. If it weren't' for her he might have Keith Ranier wine mom sex cult who burnt Casa De Balldo to the ground when the cops raided it.

Honorable mention to @Captain Manning. When Nick went after him he crossed the line.

Aw man, I was hating Nick before it was cool.

Right there with you brother. Surprised @Stenographer didn't thread ban any of us.

I didn't think Nick actually read his thread until Aaron confirmed it

Of course, Nick regularly reads his thread. It's about his favorite topic. Himself. He hate reads it like we hate watch him. Fair trade.

Nah. As soon as I heard Nick was live for an "impromptu" drive stream, I thought that he must have heard that Mutahar (YouTuber with millions of subscribers) was appearing on Kino Casino and the topic was Nick Rekieta, and wanted to step on that appearance by going live at the same time.

Such low effort boring nonsense. There's only one thing that would make me watch one of his driving streams...

 

[homofagget420]

Does he really think ANYONE believes he is actually stone cold sober?
He's not some fucking uberman who can just ignore the physical effects of alcoholism.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Of course, Nick regularly reads his thread. It's about his favorite topic. Himself. He hate reads it like we hate watch him. Fair trade.

LOL, fair point! I just assumed he was "too busy" for the Farms, but not too busy for his sycophants to feed him deets. He clearly has the Twitter sickness found in some other big-name streamers, which I guess is what I figured he spent all day doing (along with drinking), before the drug stuff and the side piece became known.

 

[Father Balldo]

How long until Nick blames his fans for the drinking? "I only drank because my fans expected it and demanded I do it. Just look at the Whiskey Drinking Lawyer song they made. I thought that is what they wanted. *shrug*"

edit: "...and the toasts. I didn't WANT to toast their grandma's cousin's friend's neighbor's dead parakeet, but. I. HAD. to. toast. Toasting involves drinking. I had no choice."

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Do you really want your dick or anything else to be in the same place Nick's dick has been?

Imagine Aaron's life: His wife April and soulmate Kayla chose to share Nick's limp coke dick over exclusive use of his. Every morning he looks himself in the mirror with this truth staring back at him.

 

[The Wokest]

Imagine Aaron's life: His wife April and soulmate Kayla chose to share Nick's limp coke dick over exclusive use of his. Every morning he looks himself in the mirror with this truth staring back at him.

yeah well if he's a cuck wouldn't that give him a boner?

 

[feral cat #6385]

How dumb is he to be telling the world what his friend gets up to, when his friend has been lying to the public about such things.

Late stage Rekieta sycophants aren't the smartest people.

Well according to Nick's gay lover, the thread is 80% right.

We were 90% right. Aaron isn't admitting to the gay stuff. I think we can agree there was definitely gay stuff.

In any case, females seem to get under Nick's skin. I guess he can't stand the thought of women laughing at his expense.

I have a feeling a lot of women laughed at Nick's expense when he was a young man.

I’ll give it to Elissa, but they’ve both done a fantastic job of making this AIDS riddled faggot seethe and shit his pants in impotent rage. She’s done a great job of doing compilations and giving people on the farms credit when she reuploads stuff.

Nick is very sensitive about being criticized by women. Definite mommy issues. Doesn't he blame some church woman/teacher for his arrest?

Holy balls those are high tier seething. The sad thing is I can kind of get where Nick's coming from when he expresses frustration that autists and retards ruined his attempt to have a space with free speech.

It wasn't a free speech safe space. Anyone who was critical of Nick was banned for "harming his business." His locals was a den of degeneracy where wine moms and homosexual men posted lewds of themselves. And some weirdo fed posts nonstop to this day. Something that is apparently A ok with Nick because you see, it's criticism that harms his business not incessant fedposting. Or how he tried to turn his Locals into a wine mom harem. If it wasn't for @Himedall All-seeing Waifu things might have taken an even darker turn.

His Discord was more of a free speech platform and when it became critical of him, he shut it down.

 

[dustnight]

DSP reacted to Nick's DSP moment

>All I know is this is going to be very sad probably watching this to see how this guy at his lowest probably highly intoxicated whether it's liquor drugs or both and acting like a fool on his streams I mean it's terrible! That's not something to laugh at or make fun haha NO I feel awful that that's the situation he's in I want him and his family to get better I want better for them you understand I don't want to sit here and rag on someone because they're having problems in their life we've all been there have we not, so why are you going to rag on him?

Spoiler: 15 seconds later

What a King

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Does he really think ANYONE believes he is actually stone cold sober?
He's not some fucking uberman who can just ignore the physical effects of alcoholism.

It's been a couple weeks since arrest so he is probably on prescription benzos to take the edge off. The DTs are over by now . He likes to play word games as if he's too clever for mere mortals. He is using lawyerly distinctions of addiction vs. dependence. Too clever by half.

He's so far down the legalese rabbit hole that he sees his arrest as the "adverse consequence" required for addiction. In reality the adverse consequences were hungry kids, smelly kids, disgusting house, 4 adults sleeping with each other in a trap house etc, etc. He certainly doesn't consider the nanny quitting as an adverse consequence or Aaron's divorce.

In his weird little worldview, beating the legal charges means he isn't addict. It's strong copium.

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Nick is very sensitive about being criticized by women. Definite mommy issues. Doesn't he blame some church woman/teacher for his arrest?

Im pretty sure he blames the pastor directly for his arrest. Balldo also seems ecstatic about his kids not being there, almost as if confirming what everyone says here. He despises his kids.