Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[inquizadoor]

the ai really makes it sound more interesting than it actually was

 

[ButterMyMuffin]

This popped up on my feed and I had to share it.

And we are supposed to believe this is the successful "Business Owner at Business" who fully supports his wife financially and has many important business meetings and functions to attend?

Ok, Chantal. This must be embarrassing for you.

 

[a hapless toad]

“…and a ZERO SUGAR peach iced tea.”

> Ready to drink beverages using the Lipton Brand, such as Lipton Ice Tea, are sold by a joint venture between Unilever and PepsiCo - Pepsi Lipton International.

Boycott coming along nicely, toobs.

 

[often puzzled]

Archives of fatty's latest nontent upcoming. Also going to grab a couple of items of possible interest from Twitter.

"HOT HONEY CHICKEN TENDERS AND MAC AND CHEESE MUKBANG!"

• Here's the yewtube link.
• Here's the link to the Twitter archive from StuffKSaid.
• Local archive:

Video tags and thumbnail, both via StuffKSaid on Twitter:





"WELL HELLO THERE"

DX/PeetzOfShit provided a recap of this one, and it's under the spoiler. You can read it on Twitter here.

Spoiler: DX/PeetzOfShit recap

-instantly being boring and annoying
-talks about her overweight food addicted childhood cat. Leaves out the part where her mom had the cat put down for being "bad" later on, someone asks about this, she flat out denies ever saying it.
-yeah, so she straight up didn't talk about shit. end

StuffKSaid also posted a sort-of-recap, which is under the spoiler. You can read it on Twitter here.

Spoiler: StuffKSaid recap

I mean… I’ll upload it, but honestly - don’t bother watching it. She has nothing to say so she mostly talks about desserts she wants to eat, tries to get Julia’s attention for like half of it, and breaks out into song a handful of times.https://twitter.com/StuffKSaid/status/1800629934668623903

• Here's the yewtube link.
• Here's the link to the Twitter archive from StuffKSaid.
• Local archive:

A YouTube channel I'm not familiar with posted this pretty funny compilation of Chantal returning to mukbangs and wanting privacy. It's almost 10 minutes of her repeating this behavior. And timely, certainly.

Mega-coward mode for the live:



Just general Chantal stupidity:



I think this is more likely just Salah's bad English at play, but it's still funny because it does sound like he's saying he doesn't have a job at present-- though, again, I doubt that's what he's actually trying to say:



I got curious about her current views and am going to put screenshots of the view counts on her most recent videos (live and prerecorded) under spoilers below. Stay tuned.

I went directly to YouTube, just so there was no possibility of error with the official counts. The first set of videos is from her videos tab (prerecorded stuff), and I just started with the most recent and kept going. The sort order is newest -- > oldest. I repeated the same process for her lives tab. All of that to say: this big bitch eats a lot, and her views are in the shitter.

Her mukbang videos aren't exactly bringing in the views, and I doubt she understands that Candy knows-- through much experience-- how to cultivate an audience of paying feeders. Chantal doesn't, and I seriously doubt she's capable of making this work for her. She sees the dollar signs, but she's not willing to do the necessary work to cultivate that audience, because she's every bit as lazy as she is fat.

Spoiler: prerecorded content video counts

Spoiler: livestream view counts

 

[Angry New Ager]

This popped up on my feed and I had to share it.

His English is still shitty enough that he might not have comprehended the post, or at least that "a/c" is AC...

Nah, he's just an inbred retard.

Which makes me wonder if, in some alternate universe where Chantal had a functioning uterus, and he was willing to fuck her, the introduction of Chantal's genetics into the Al-Refae bloodline via a really unlucky child might have represented an improvement.

 

[Laygs For Days]

"I don't want to live to be 70/80 eating kale"

Wish granted, chins. Pretty sure you won't be making it to 42.

 

[I call shenanigans]

I got curious about her current views and am going to put screenshots of the view counts on her most recent videos (live and prerecorded) under spoilers below.

So her “health” cycling videos actually bring significantly more views than her mukbangs these days. I gather with the mukbangs though that she can make multiple eating videos daily, whereas health and exercise not so much.

 

[Boonum]

With visa time rolling round again I have to question why these two lazy buffoons don’t actually get married- you know like for real? It would save a whole lot of this visa travel and secure her fat ass more comfortably in Kuwait . Salad seems in it for the long haul to line his pockets and because he’s irredeemably dim and Chantal is completely obsessed with being a “woife” so why don’t they just do it for reals? I assume it would get rid of at least some of the red tape and they can always gets divorce when the wheels fall off so what’s holding the lovebirds back ?

 

[Dutch Courage]

With visa time rolling round again I have to question why these two lazy buffoons don’t actually get married- you know like for real? It would save a whole lot of this visa travel and secure her fat ass more comfortably in Kuwait . Salad seems in it for the long haul to line his pockets and because he’s irredeemably dim and Chantal is completely obsessed with being a “woife” so why don’t they just do it for reals? I assume it would get rid of at least some of the red tape and they can always gets divorce when the wheels fall off so what’s holding the lovebirds back ?

Probably his family. He may be thick, but he's not dumb enough to be completely disowned.

 

[Hijabpeejob]

I was half- listening to ffg and she postulated that it was actually Chantal, not her obese, fupa-sporting cat eating her mother's butter off the counter. And you know what? I usually take everything she says with a huge grain of salt, but for some reason today I spent more than a second considering her wild theory and it kind of... rings true?

In every iteration of the story there were supposedly "teeth marks" in the butter. If you've ever watched a cat eat anything but a very crunchy food they don't typically leave teeth marks. Maybe in their own wet food, but if you feed them something soft or melty from your hand/off a plate they usually lick it up. They will lick and lick until it's gone, but they don't like scraping their teeth on food if it can be avoided. Feed your cat a pat of butter if you need to see to believe. They need those teeth to murder rodents and bite their owners/ people in their vicinity as they see fit. They're not wasting those weapons on perfectly lick-able butter.

And in the past Chantal has admitted that Smee put that poor overfed (by fault of owner, not cat) feline down because it had the audacity to eat butter she left out in the open with a fucking cat who can easily jump onto a raised surface for a delightful treat. So Smee murdered a cat for eating butter, and it's possible Chantal was just chomping on it all along.

In any other universe I would say this is a reach, but... Chantal, fuck.

 

[The Queen of Autists]

With visa time rolling round again I have to question why these two lazy buffoons don’t actually get married- you know like for real? It would save a whole lot of this visa travel and secure her fat ass more comfortably in Kuwait . Salad seems in it for the long haul to line his pockets and because he’s irredeemably dim and Chantal is completely obsessed with being a “woife” so why don’t they just do it for reals? I assume it would get rid of at least some of the red tape and they can always gets divorce when the wheels fall off so what’s holding the lovebirds back ?

I feel dumb now, I never thought about her marrying him so SHE can stay in Kuwait. How the hell does she explain that she is on a visitor visa if she’s married?

 

[a hapless toad]

With visa time rolling round again I have to question why these two lazy buffoons don’t actually get married- you know like for real? It would save a whole lot of this visa travel and secure her fat ass more comfortably in Kuwait . Salad seems in it for the long haul to line his pockets and because he’s irredeemably dim and Chantal is completely obsessed with being a “woife” so why don’t they just do it for reals? I assume it would get rid of at least some of the red tape and they can always gets divorce when the wheels fall off so what’s holding the lovebirds back ?

Because he can't sponsor her. He's not a citizen and he doesn't meet the requirements to bring her in on a family residence visa. (And before January family residence visas were suspended, so everything Chins claimed about her status was a lie.)

We've been over this at least a dozen times, can we not rehash it again?

I feel dumb now, I never thought about her marrying him so SHE can stay in Kuwait. How the hell does she explain that she is on a visitor visa if she’s married?

See above re: at least a dozen times. Kuwait doesn't really give a shit that she's married to a non-citizen and that she's there on a visitor's visa, as long as she's not overstaying and isn't sucking up social services.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

We've been over this at least a dozen times, can we not rehash it again?

Much like Chantal this thread goes through very measurable cycles, I find the cat sperging to be the most funny and the schizo theories when she doesn't post for a day to be the most annoying.

 

[goddessalthena]

I was half- listening to ffg and she postulated that it was actually Chantal, not her obese, fupa-sporting cat eating her mother's butter off the counter. And you know what? I usually take everything she says with a huge grain of salt, but for some reason today I spent more than a second considering her wild theory and it kind of... rings true?

In every iteration of the story there were supposedly "teeth marks" in the butter. If you've ever watched a cat eat anything but a very crunchy food they don't typically leave teeth marks. Maybe in their own wet food, but if you feed them something soft or melty from your hand/off a plate they usually lick it up. They will lick and lick until it's gone, but they don't like scraping their teeth on food if it can be avoided. Feed your cat a pat of butter if you need to see to believe. They need those teeth to murder rodents and bite their owners/ people in their vicinity as they see fit. They're not wasting those weapons on perfectly lick-able butter.

And in the past Chantal has admitted that Smee put that poor overfed (by fault of owner, not cat) feline down because it had the audacity to eat butter she left out in the open with a fucking cat who can easily jump onto a raised surface for a delightful treat. So Smee murdered a cat for eating butter, and it's possible Chantal was just chomping on it all along.

In any other universe I would say this is a reach, but... Chantal, fuck.

Whilst I can't stand FFG, she's the only reactor online streaming during the time I'm available and I'm certainly not giving Gunt a view. There are times FFG will be spot on with something. It's usually when FFG uses her own brain and not Twitter Kiwifarms' reddit-esque theories, or the above VIBidiot retardness of her chat's ideas in a super chat they can't afford but still give for this spite house.

When she was telling the story of the butter, immediately in my head I said "that was you Gunt, cats lick soft things, not chew you dumb-dumb", and FFG said it right after. FFG also called Salad-fag's scam to get to Canada way before anyone.

Then there are times she scans the forum or Twitter and processes a scatterbrained theory that makes no sense and only her short-bus subs come up with (or the reddit fags). Example being her thinking Allah was going to be a vessel of knowledge about the tall autist, when she forgets her brethren sand-nig's are all made up genetically of scammers.

I still to this day think Cokey absolutely knew he kept the chat unmuted during the second CPAP rescue. I remember him saying after the cops left, "ooookkk now I unmoot you guise" when this fucker knew exactly how to mute the stream. He's done that PLENTY of times before when Gunt would want to say something and he'd mute his stream so they didn't hear what she said. He was just re-re when he read his phone number out loud to the cops, lapse of judgement on his end if you will.

Oh, about what's going on now with Gunt, nothing new here. Let's pivot and never forget crack-house chair that lived a short life in Gargamel's lair without Gunt breaking it, but this happened:

 

[Angry New Ager]

With visa time rolling round again I have to question why these two lazy buffoons don’t actually get married- you know like for real? It would save a whole lot of this visa travel and secure her fat ass more comfortably in Kuwait . Salad seems in it for the long haul to line his pockets and because he’s irredeemably dim and Chantal is completely obsessed with being a “woife” so why don’t they just do it for reals? I assume it would get rid of at least some of the red tape and they can always gets divorce when the wheels fall off so what’s holding the lovebirds back ?

It wouldn't make any difference, as Salah is not a Kuwaiti citizen, either. He's a stateless Syrian refugee whose presence in Kuwait has been tolerated, but has no solid residency status, much less citizenship, and if he fucks up he'll be booted back to Syria (even though he's never lived there).

Even if he did have citizenship, Chantal can't enter into a formal marriage with him under sharia law—which is the only legally recognized form of marriage available in Kuwait—because she has no male guardian (father, uncle, oldest brother) willing to grant his approval to it.

Since they can't live together in Kuwait without being married, they have some sort of temporary marriage contract allowed under Sharia law—probably a Misyar, which Chantal could enter into without a male relative's permission, and easily dissolve.

 

[Carolina Divina]

I honestly think she makes next-to-nothing from Cameo, because I don’t think she sells many.

She has sold at least 58 because she has that many reviews. At $30 a pop that's $1,740. I don't remember when she started doing Cameo. A year ago? $1,740 per year or $145 per month doesn't sound like a lot, but I suppose it's better than nothing. It probably buys 3 or 4 take-out meals. Perhaps two if it's for a mukbang. Doesn't sound worthwhile to me but hope springs eternal, I guess.

EDIT

The phrase tells us a lot, and it is meant to. On one level, it is shorthand for her childhood. I think there were efforts by Schmee or Grandma to put her into an after-school program or day-camp type program with the local parish. She probably was fed basic spaghetti a bunch of times, and it probably wasn't anything more than a jar of bland spaghetti sauce ladled over some bland spaghetti.

Maybe it's just a regional thing, but at many congregations' social functions, invariably held in the basement, you can almost always count on somebody bringing spaghetti in a slow-cooker. Sometimes there will be a fund raiser specifically announced as "Spaghetti Dinner" on the sign out front. Schools do it, too. At many Catholic churches the spaghetti made by Italian grandmothers is probably delicious. That is not the case with Southern Baptists. Anyway, that's what I've always thought Chantal is referencing when she says "church basement spaghetti".

 

[a dinosaur]

Even if he did have citizenship, Chantal can't enter into a formal marriage with him under sharia law—which is the only legally recognized form of marriage available in Kuwait—because she has no male guardian (father, uncle, oldest brother) willing to grant his approval to it.

Since they can't live together in Kuwait without being married, they have some sort of temporary marriage contract allowed under Sharia law—probably a Misyar, which Chantal could enter into without a male relative's permission, and easily dissolve.

Untrue. I'm pretty sure this has been discussed before. While it's traditional for a male relative/guardian to be present, a judge can waive that and act as the guardian instead. That's what Chantal described happening here at 5:30ish and it's legally permitted in Kuwait's Personal Status Law (1984).


Screenshot from Shamsaha, a non-profit org in the Gulf that helps women in abusive marriages, oddly enough.

The courthouse marriage is likely legit, so long as no one (Kuwaiti or Canadian immigration) looks too hard into her visa status, fake civil ID, fake employment in Kuwait, previous attempts to court brown men with free citizenship, etc, etc.

 

[Blubber Tea]

And in the past Chantal has admitted that Smee put that poor overfed (by fault of owner, not cat) feline down because it had the audacity to eat butter she left out in the open with a fucking cat who can easily jump onto a raised surface for a delightful treat. So Smee murdered a cat for eating butter, and it's possible Chantal was just chomping on it all along.

I remember the story she told differently, didn't she say she had a cat that looked a lot like BBJ that once licked butter and that's why her mother had the cat put down?

Salah isn't stateless. Stateless people don't have a passport and can't travel. Saying he is Syrian and stateless doesn't make sense, it's either being stateless or the citizen of a country (in his case Syria).

 

[-Jack-]

Much like Chantal this thread goes through very measurable cycles, I find the cat sperging to be the most funny and the schizo theories when she doesn't post for a day to be the most annoying.

It's one of the most irritating things people rehash on this thread. "OMG CHANTAL CAT ABUSER!!!!" "FFG SAID..!!!" can you all go back to twitter or something? No one gives a shit about FFG she's just as fat and gross as Chantal, the only time FFG is of interest is when she actively causes a Chantal rage or something significant.

Maybe I just don't give a shit enough about cats from years ago and especially a cat that was most likely on death doors from old age. Anyway.

 

[Rem Farms]

She has sold at least 58 because she has that many reviews. At $30 a pop that's $1,740. I don't remember when she started doing Cameo. A year ago? $1,740 per year or $145 per month doesn't sound like a lot, but I suppose it's better than nothing.

Remember, Cameo is taking their fair share.