Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[guntigo]

He has a spic who cuts his hair. He asked him once to give him w/e cut he thinks is right for him or w/e; and got an undercut. A bad one. The dude can't fade for shit and doesn't pull a good line.
For a rich motherfucker, he lacks discernment of quality.

it looks like whoever cut his hair made the assumption that looking like a retard is the right choice to go with. i mean, given the choices he's made, it suits him. forrest bump, it is then.

 

[Sharpeteer]

He's highly sensitive to being compared to a mentally retarded person. I wonder why.

Also funny how, back in 2020, he was perfectly happy to compare DSP to Forrest Gump in the DSP bankruptcy document stream with Josh.

 

[guntigo]

He's highly sensitive to being compared to a mentally retarded person. I wonder why.

Also funny how, back in 2020, he was perfectly happy to compare DSP to Forrest Gump in the DSP bankruptcy document stream with Josh.

real time footage of rekieta becoming a retard to be declared too mentally disabled to stand trial.

 

[ye's Official KF Burner]

Nick is very sensitive about being criticized by women. Definite mommy issues. Doesn't he blame some church woman/teacher for his arrest?

Women don't like Nick Rekieta. Even his own wife doesn't like him now, to the point where she was willing to play ball with a spineless manbaby like Aaron. April can hardly be considered a woman, she's a black hole of a human being.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick's mom likely controlled the purse strings for the family. I would guess that she's the source of those good ol' fashioned Christian values he seems to hate so much as well. Probably the origin place for Nick's problem with women who have authority. You can tell he hates being told what to do generally, but he really hates when a woman tells him what to do.

I also think it's telling that Nick picks women who are perpetual doormats (like Kayla) or impressionable and pliable with money / drugs (April). Real narc shit.

Kayla seems like a slightly less retarded mint salad. Sad.

LOL, fair point! I just assumed he was "too busy" for the Farms, but not too busy for his sycophants to feed him deets. He clearly has the Twitter sickness found in some other big-name streamers, which I guess is what I figured he spent all day doing (along with drinking), before the drug stuff and the side piece became known.

We are in his head. We haunt him. We are what he sees when he looks up at the ceiling.

I want the Cocksucking Faggot Balldo Non-Practicing Lawyer Song so bad it hurts. I don't think that Myroom faggot is open for it, though.

Pretty sure he died of AIDS.

So far the best Nick parody song I've heard is this one. Beautifully captures the Nick/Man(dy) forbidden love.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Women don't like Nick Rekieta. Even his own wife doesn't like him now, to the point where she was willing to play ball with a spineless manbaby like Aaron. April can hardly be considered a woman, she's a black hole of a human being.

Any woman who wants to be around Nick at this point is getting either drugs, money, or clout out of the situation. He may well find himself becoming a post-wall divorcee. I wonder what the SMV is on a brain damaged skeleton like him.

 

[Strix454]

This is a point of contention for what I was describing. The argument from July’s detractors is that many are purchasing his comics as a form of virtue signaling rather than for the quality.

Its unfortunately not a real point of contention because Comicsgate and the most loud critics of Eric July have been doing the same thing since 2018. Dick and Vito are also doing a virtue signaling comics grift. Even Nick himself talked for several years about doing political grift comics.

ALL of the comics by ALL of these people have always amounted to promotional merchandise purchased to show support for their streaming shows. None of the comics have ever been any good. There is a case to be made against Eric July, but that case can't be made by lolcows like Ethan Van Sciver, Nick or Dax.

 

[Gas Station Nachos]

even though hes "sober" he managed to make his trademark unfunny racial humor and is now reviewing donuts

Imagine not being able to make racism funny.

 

[TurdThrower]

Nick's starting to resemble Beaker from the muppets..

I can just imagine the first time Rekieta does a reboot stream on youtube:

RedAssedRekieta superchats for $2.00 "Nigga you look like beaker."

 

[unimpressed cabbage]

Nick himself will tell you he was always like this. I just take him at his word.

Longtime viewers will remember that Nick has openly admitted to being a narcissist several times over the years, asking people not to make him out to be more than the flawed person that he is. Yet, they called him Pope and threw their nudes at him. He openly admitted to having a porn addiction and that he was trying to stop out of respect for his wife, yet women like Faran stalked him and spread their legs for him.

Women don't like Nick Rekieta. Even his own wife doesn't like him now, to the point where she was willing to play ball with a spineless manbaby like Aaron. April can hardly be considered a woman, she's a black hole of a human being.

Most narcissists have mommy issues either by neglect, abuse, or over coddling specifically by their mothers. In Nick’s case, based on what we know about his mom and a few glances at her Facebook, I think mom, who was born a rich girl, was always about “me, me, me living my best life—look at me!” — a trait that Nick shares, and it is pretty apparent to anyone who has interacted with this type before (though she seems to have had some decent values modeled for her that has kept this in check). Nick has even inherited her crazy eyes.



That is not to make excuses for Nick or to say that anyone but Nick is responsible for his horrible actions, but my point is that he wasn’t created in a vacuum. I believe that narcissism has at least a partial hereditary element to it, though research has only pointed to nurture so far.

The interesting thing about narcissists, is that due to their own insecurities, they are incredibly vulnerable to being duped by predators (source: Prof. Sam Vaknin), My suspicion based on the rumors that have followed April, is that she is equally, if not more heartless and soulless than he is. Now that we have confirmation that they are still together, it should be interesting to see which of the two will “win.”

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He's gonna start seeing canucks in the ceiling instead of cats at this rate.

It'll have to be a Ceiling Andy, because there's no way Nick's ceiling could handle PPP.

 

[Procrastinhater]

something in between a man and a eunuch.

A gimp?
Although in this case going by the hair I'd say more of a Gump.

He had to lose the mad deadly CIA communist gangsters and their nigger puppet underlings. The city's crawling with them.

Thats why he's always staring at the ceiling.
He needs a plain background for the Frankenstein eye radio.

 

[thebigdream]

huh?

I read that to mean that he didn't respond to that particular message, but they otherwise talk regularly.

 

[Swole McPole]

This is a point of contention for what I was describing. The argument from July’s detractors is that many are purchasing his comics as a form of virtue signaling rather than for the quality.

But even if this were true, why would this be an issue to obsessively go to war with somebody over? There are mountains of utter shite that appear to have only gotten commissioned because of their willingness to take one side or another in the culture wars. If you wanted to get annoyed about this, you'd be fucking exhausted because it's literally everything you watch. The only sensible response is to ignore it.

But I suppose if you need to feed the content maw, one issue is as good as another.

One eyed one horned flying purple people eater

I saw a thing coming from out of the sky,
He was wearing a balldo with a blocked jap's eye,
I commenced to shaking and I said 'Ooh-wee
It looks like a Jamaican penis eater to me.'

 

[Procrastinhater]

You'd think with all the new eyes on him he'd try to be entertaining. Write a script or something. I sincerely wonder if he ever watches himself back after upload because he's only ever boring, embarrassing or most often both.

He has no idea how to do a show where he doesn't have booze as a crutch.
And the worst thing for him is he comes across as an incredibly smug passive aggressive homosexual.
Its his biggest tell that somethings getting to him, at least with the booze it mellowed out the seething, at least until he got to Dear John levels of slimey faggot drunk.
Without it he just comes across as the biggest catty faggot in the fag bar.
You can tell the guy used to be a cheerleader.
I refuse to believe this cuck hasn't sucked a dick.

FOIAs can also be FOIA'ed as well, I'm sure you know this.

Of course she knows this.
This is why she's trying to get someone else to do it.
I don't know about you but I'm not risking doxing myself just to get an 8 minute video with a cop pulling over the Balldo mobile and seeing Nick squirm.
I know what his car looks like, and he squirms everytime he streams because he's on the hook like a wasp grub.
Nicks such a petty faggot he'd probably FOIA the FOIA so he can read it out on stream and chances are it'd be a normal stop, no drama.
Its gambling on there being something interesting and I got no dice for that game.

was said of the sheriff of Ramsey County,
Not to ever touch his daughter April-Lee,
For to look at her with a lustful eye was certain,
To get you time in the penetentiary.

Nice song choice.

A mere tripod? that'll do nothing, let me you show real autism a weapon to surpass metal gear.

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I don't know whether to be impressed with your inventiveness or report you to the Commision for Human Rights that thing is horrifying.

 

[CoomerTine]

Nick thinks he’s some sort of Edward Snowden or Julian Assange type, except he’s just a paranoid fuck

He’s acting like people don’t know why he got arrested

 

[Vernon Dozier]

I’m not a lawyer you know, but uh it seems short of another Coke stream he’s doing everything a lawyer would advise against and as an actual licensed attorney he should know better but his ego is in the way. It’s pretty funny I don’t think he’s hit his bottom.

 

[Procrastinhater]

DSP reacted to Nick's DSP moment

I never thought I'd say this but DSP has grown wise.
He's like an incredibly cringe philosopher.
This is why the Roach endures. At the heat death of the universe DSP will be streaming collecting chats from evolved Tardigrades.

He's wrong about why people laugh at cows though. Maybe some people are like that. I'm pretty happy and content with where Ive got in my life.
I just like laughing at these faggots because I have a weird sense of humor and I've always been kind of an asshole.

Dang, imagine getting dunked on by DSP! Talk about hitting rock bottom.

Bro if I ever woke up and found DSP was talking down to me and giving me advice on how to fix my life out pity I would shoot myself.
Theres no coming back from that.
Thats beneath rock bottom.

 

[SargonF00t]

not dumb, just opportunistic. drama = clicks = fame = money, that's what every single one of these aspiring ecelebs live by.
he knows that saying these things will make people go "OMG did you hear what camelot just said?!?!" and that is all he wants. attention and engagement are what these grifters feed on.

Coomalot was complaining about how Nick had ghosted him and then after the arrest, Nick is back in contact with him again, so Coomalot probably thinks that things might be back to how they once were, but with him releasing personal details that are embarrassing to Nick and exposes his long history of lies, then surely there is a big chance that Nick will stop talking to Coomalot altogether, and this is supposedly something Coomalot doesn't want.

Coomalot's actions seem totally illogical and/or very stupid, considering he wants to be friends with Rekieta.

 

[ddlloo]

Coomalot was complaining about how Nick had ghosted him and then after the arrest, Nick is back in contact with him again, so Coomalot probably thinks that things might be back to how they once were, but with him releasing personal details that are embarrassing to Nick and exposes his long history of lies, then surely there is a big chance that Nick will stop talking to Coomalot altogether, and this is supposedly something Coomalot doesn't want.

Coomalot's actions seem totally illogical and/or very stupid, considering he wants to be friends with Rekieta.

1. Coomalot is an idiot seeing attention so just keeps talking too much (truth value could be either direction).
2. Coomalot resents nick a bit so keeps dropping bits of dirt then pretending it was an oopsie
3. Coomalot is doing what nick wants, which is to increase Nick's perceived badass factor and get people accustomed to the New Nick while Nick can't talk about it himself
4. Coomalot is doing what nick wants, which is to play 4d chess by telling lies about Nick which will see nick claim a moral and legal victory when he proves people are lying and exaggerating everything and then he will become the next pope and US president concurrently. *snorts another line*

Those are some possible explanations off the top of my head. What he says about nick should be noted, but I don't think should be treated as gospel. He's far less reliable than Aaron IMO, who I think is mostly just painting himself in a better light and exaggerating Kayla and his whirlwind romance in order to twist the knife a little with Nick, ultimately I suspect the vast majority of what he said is based in truth (at least the mechanics of the relationship they all had). It's interesting the only snide remark nick made was when Aaron claimed he shittalked Vic Lasagna, something that is just a catty claim while being inconsequential to the polycule situation.