Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 56 24.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 32.6%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 25 10.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 71 30.9%

  • Total voters
    230
Debatable considering he's a cuckhold who lost his wife and became the snack boy.
Do you honestly believe the baldo is better? Nigga his wife turned to crack whore who's sucking nick literally for cocaine and possible trust fund money. We can say lot of shit about Aaron ,but let's not make it about his dick not working when someone resorted to the baldo to satisfy our wife.
 
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IDK if there is any lore on this, but what's the over/under that Kayla married Nick for money? I'm not super familiar with info about their early relationship but IIRC, Nick pretended to be gay, then somehow ended up marrying her? That sounds weird as fuck. He also looks like a giant loser in those really early pictures of them. I wonder if Kayla wasn't interested at first, then only warmed up to him once she learned about the trust fund.
I sincerely doubt it. They were high school bf/gf iirc and Nick is such an insecure loser he probably assumed he could never do better and just kept her around. Just look at his actions, his words, and even how he looks in pictures and videos, the dude is extremely insecure. I'm surprised this hasn't been the prevalent description of the root of his issues up until this point, honestly. It's why he tries so hard to act like a "cool guy" sipping liquor and cocking his head around and cursing constantly and acting like he's above it all. He should really go to therapy but unfortunately he (IMO and I don't know if this is even a real "thing") has gone so far to cover up his insecurity that his dominant personality trait is being a failed narcissist. I actually think a lot of people that get called narcissists are actually just extremely insecure and are portraying themselves as such just to get through the day. It's sad.
 
I believe that narcissism has at least a partial hereditary element to it, though research has only pointed to nurture so far.
I strongly believe based on my own experiences that it has a significant genetic component. I have seen it be passed on to descendants even when the narc was not present at all.
I sincerely doubt it. They were high school bf/gf iirc and Nick is such an insecure loser he probably assumed he could never do better and just kept her around. Just look at his actions, his words, and even how he looks in pictures and videos, the dude is extremely insecure. I'm surprised this hasn't been the prevalent description of the root of his issues up until this point, honestly. It's why he tries so hard to act like a "cool guy" sipping liquor and cocking his head around and cursing constantly and acting like he's above it all. He should really go to therapy but unfortunately he (IMO and I don't know if this is even a real "thing") has gone so far to cover up his insecurity that his dominant personality trait is being a failed narcissist. I actually think a lot of people that get called narcissists are actually just extremely insecure and are portraying themselves as such just to get through the day. It's sad.
The neurotypical response to feelings of insecurity is not to double and triple down on decisions that harm yourself and your family/friends, to the point of sociopathic abuse of those people. The narcissism is not about being insecure, it's about the lack of remorse and empathy that accompanies it.
 
They were high school bf/gf iirc and Nick is such an insecure loser he probably assumed he could never do better and just kept her around.
They met in college but yes, he was a loser who never got chicks before her. That's most likely the prime reason why he cultivated wine moms in locals and wants to fuck other chicks. He feels like he missed out.
 
- Keanu thinks they both want Kayla gone
Of all the things said this is the one i believe the most. Nick clearly is done with Kayla and found a newer model. He is tired of her family having so much power over their lives and wants to be done with it. I think he will string her along for a bit to delay the suicide attempts. That would make him look even worse.
 
he literally broke out the bible after breaking out the balldo as if everyone is a naive retard, it would be frankly insulting if i hadn't already written you off as a faggot
Nick thinks his audience is stupid and has the memory of a gnat. In some respects, he’s right, a lot of absolute morons watch him. He probably could get away with leaning into the trad dad and Bible shit with the average locals and casual YT fan. By July They’d sort of half remember something bad happened with Nick, or was it some other YT?, oh look a OF thot with huge tits thinks women shouldn’t vote!

His obsession with KF is due to its collective memory, archiving his stupidity and being the one spot not following his narrative. KF is the thorn in his side, or the thorn that endangers his swelled balloon ego.

If Nick wants to dive into the trad con dad YT he could. They really seem to love the most obvious, slimey grifters. Maybe Nick and Crowder could trade off their old alienated fan bases, that need new e-daddies and parasocial buds.

The biggest problem is Nick will never ever reach his previous levels of fame or income. He got lucky and fucked it up. To cultivate the tradcon dad grift he would have to do what he claims he hates - Trump, guns, Bible, etc..and stick to a regular streaming schedule.

Nick is a shitty lawyer and he knows it. This is one reason he hates lawtube and doesn’t want to do trial streams. Lawtube is 90% lawyers too shitty, or inept, to make it as real attorneys so they play one on YT instead. Nick wanted to be Daxi Pad but he’s somehow even less funny than Dick. Nobody is going to watch Nick for comedy.

But Nick thinks his witty insight and general commentary are what they people want. I’m sure he had this epiphany on shrooms, X, and coke one night two years ago.

I also think Nick getting Kayla to take shrooms and MDMA made it a lot easier to sell her on all this swinging BS. Cult leaders found psychedelics very handy for a reason, it’s an excellent manipulation tool.

If one was curious how a woman goes from trad mom of five who homes schools and goes to church x2 a week to swinging, tattooed woman with a dirty house and hungry kids…drugs is almost always the answer.

All this is to say I hope Nick meets his destiny and turns his locals into a pseudo-Christian swinger cult that explains the Bible, Christianity and comedy to everyone the “Rekieta Way TM”
 
If Coomy really was trying to be a friend to Nick who checks on him daily, he would not be dropping info that gets Nick into more trouble/further damages his reputation.
I don't think Rekieta's reputation can be further damaged than it already is. Look up the Minnesota Rules of Conduct, the section entitled Maintaining the Integrity of the Profession, specifically Rule 8.4(b): "...commit a criminal act that reflects adversely on the lawyer's honesty, trustworthiness, or fitness as a lawyer in other respects."

Admittedly, this provision of the Rules regarding professional conduct is something of a catch-all, but the Minnesota Bar could theoretically disbar Rekieta for something as small as his no-show on the traffic violations he's blown off. He's an officer of the court. He broke the law and failed to appear. A conviction on any one of the bigger charges against him is more than enough to make Rekieta an instant non-attorney. Yet on he goes, playing at Internet drama with his fellow misfits, neurotics, narcissists, sex pests, and sociopaths.

Rekieta comparing himself to King David nauseated me. David, forced to confront the terrible nature of his crimes by Nathan, humbled himself, begged forgiveness, and sought redemption. I see none of that here.
 
Do you honestly believe the baldo is better?
"Better" is a strong word. Balldo doesn't also have to be a cuck for him to be a terrible fucking person who has completely destroyed his life.

Just because Balldo got to have a polycule and didn't end up being a cuck doesn't mean he's some how justified or vindicated in all this. It just means he wasn't a cuckhold on top of everything else that was happening.
 
What a week to be the laughing stock & petulant exile of lawtube. Between the Karen Read texts being read in open court, YSL judge going full tyrant-mode, Biden's conviction, Trump's conviction, the stay in Trump's RICO trial, to specific Rekieta niche-topics like Riley's stalking charge & Ben Thorpe apprehended probably feeding on Mama JF's corpse in the woods... Plenty of money to be made and yet this smug faggot Rekieta is telling us about liking breakfast. Riveting.
I honestly don't mind Aaron at this point. The more Nick wants everyone to hate him, the more I grow to like him. Coomalot should reach out to Aaron actually, since he's so inexplicably butthurt over losing a male "friend" that was clearly interchangeable with any extroverted retard.
Cooms isn't playing any chess here. He's a fucking idiot who can't commit to any independent thoughts of his own. Easily impressionable but with the memory & critical thinking skills of an insect. I imagine he did do some lines or molly and fuck hookers with Nick in Vegas and elsewhere and he's treading carefully enough that Nick won't out him as his career is in fragile and infantile state.

I know many people romanticize this trad concept of meeting your spouse early in life & essentially only ever experiencing sex and a relationship with that one person. Sweet idea I guess but all too often in my experience, those are the couples who gravitate to this debauch swapping/swinging shit. Maybe it's exacerbated by the praise people give these couples & that might add pressure to disallow them to separate like normal couples when their interest in each other wanes and extends elsewhere. Maybe it's a lot of things, maybe it's pure coincidence, but if anything Rekieta is a perfect example of why divorce can be a solution & why you should probably not marry the first person willing to fuck you.
 
My favorite part of the King David diatribe from Nick was his admission that how he was reading into that story was very much how he was teaching the Bible to children at the church which led to him being ousted.

I dread to find out what he told them about the story of Esther as well, considering his remarks about how he has to "un-teach" what his children learn about Bible school to make sure they know the Balldo approved truth.
 
My favorite part of the King David diatribe from Nick was his admission that how he was reading into that story was very much how he was teaching the Bible to children at the church which led to him being ousted.

I dread to find out what he told them about the story of Esther as well, considering his remarks about how he has to "un-teach" what his children learn about Bible school to make sure they know the Balldo approved truth.
Pure cult shit. You can hear the documentary narrator now, "Nick's teachings became more and more self-serving and worrisome. Churchgoers grew concerned & eventually Nick was removed from his teaching post. Little did they know, from here it only got worse."
 
A conviction on any one of the bigger charges against him is more than enough to make Rekieta an instant non-attorney
It's really probably not. I've covered this a couple of times but Minnesota is very reluctant to disbar people, and almost all of the few they have done of the last few years have been directly related to their law practice, and predominantly from fucking with client funds which is the biggest no-no for lawyers. There have even been a couple of examples of people with arguably more severe crimes than Rekieta (multiple counts of possession of CP or Criminal Sexual Misconduct with a child 13-15yo) who were merely suspended rather than disbarred.

For anyone curious this is a breakdown of disbarments over the last few years in MN, sourced from the annual discipline summaries:
2020 - 3 disbarments
1)bankruptcy fraud
2)prosecutorial misconduct
3)failure to maintain accounts and books

2021 - 4 disbarments
1)misappropriating trust assets
2)misappropriating clients funds
3)practicing law while already suspended for misappropriating client funds
4)conspiracy to commit health care fraud relating to his personal injury practice

2022 - 5 disbarments
1)conspiracy to commit bank fraud to help client hide assets
2)several counts of fourth-degree criminal sexual conduct involving clients
3)conspiracy to commit health care fraud + misappropriating client funds
4)breaching fiduciary duties by draining client funds
5)misappropriation of client funds

2023 - 3 disbarments
1)misappropriation of client funds and dishonest conduct
2)conspiracy to commit health care fraud relating to his personal injury practice
3)misconduct related to his representation of clients in immigration matters
 
My favorite part of the King David diatribe from Nick was his admission that how he was reading into that story was very much how he was teaching the Bible to children at the church which led to him being ousted.

I dread to find out what he told them about the story of Esther as well, considering his remarks about how he has to "un-teach" what his children learn about Bible school to make sure they know the Balldo approved truth.
Gaslighting his own children about morality is vile. Not as bad as failing to provide meals and hygiene, but awful nonetheless.
 
I know many people romanticize this trad concept of meeting your spouse early in life & essentially only ever experiencing sex and a relationship with that one person. Sweet idea I guess but all too often in my experience, those are the couples who gravitate to this debauch swapping/swinging shit. Maybe it's exacerbated by the praise people give these couples & that might add pressure to disallow them to separate like normal couples when their interest in each other wanes and extends elsewhere. Maybe it's a lot of things, maybe it's pure coincidence, but if anything Rekieta is a perfect example of why divorce can be a solution & why you should probably not marry the first person willing to fuck you.
The people I've known who have only been with one person do fine and have stuck together in the long term. There is no amount of fucking whores that would fix Nick and make him a good marriage partner.
 
They met in college but yes, he was a loser who never got chicks before her. That's most likely the prime reason why he cultivated wine moms in locals and wants to fuck other chicks. He feels like he missed out.
All I can say, I wish the faggot figured out he wanted to do this shit before he got married and had five kids.

He did this whole thing ass backwards.

I am also tired of this "midlife crisis" cope by his supporters. This has to be the longest and most intense midlife crisis the world has ever seen.
 
I am also tired of this "midlife crisis" cope by his supporters. This has to be the longest and most intense midlife crisis the world has ever seen.
Wait, they're calling it a midlife crisis as a defense now? I'd call it a midlife crisis too but I wouldn't think of it as a positive spin.
 
Nick isn't have a midlife crisis because he is middle-aged, he is having a wholelife crisis because he has been a narcissist his entire life. His pattern of self-centered behavior has ballooned out of control, and he's in too deep with this shitty behavior. He's never changing. He's never pulling up. He will die alone.
 
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