Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SargonF00t]

Coomy's out there playing Game of Thrones right now.

Let's hope he suffers the same fate as Little Finger.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I am also tired of this "midlife crisis" cope by his supporters. This has to be the longest and most intense midlife crisis the world has ever seen.

For Hollywood this your average Tuesday. The charges Nick are facing are practically a meme over there. That's just what fortune and fame do to some people. Money shows who people truly are and what a lot of people don't understand is that money is also trouble. You have to become MORE straight edged and disciplined to not be an ass hole when you have access to resources. Not the opposite. All it takes is a few shots on a drunken night to not say no to the guy with cocaine and BAM, you'll be in the exact same boat Nick is in. There's nothing special or new about Nick's fall from grace. It's actually hilariously textbook and predictable. He's not the first to ruin his life on nose clams and he won't be the last.

The only reason Nick's Anus Collapse is so hilarious is because of how close he was to the Farms. This was very personal for a lot of people and users who have come to follow him over the years. Many of us superchatted, subscribed, and donated to his GFM. It's a real egg on face/don't meet your idols, kids moment. But I don't have to tell you that.

 

[Spedestrian]

He has wished death on Elissa in private messages, iirc. I have a few attached below. Elissa is also a woman and Nick is a misogynist.

That comment about how his brain works really stuck out to me. Dude's a restless dopamine junkie who's been married and raising kids for over a decade. No wonder he was willing to throw it all away just to do coke and bang whores.

Exploitable:

 

[datura_binge]

That comment about how his brain works really stuck out to me. Dude's a restless dopamine junkie who's been married and raising kids for over a decade. No wonder he was willing to throw it all away just to do coke and bang whores.
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I love that the way he decided to slow down from the "too fast" last year was to start playing fast and loose with cocaine and women on camera lmao.

 

[owed to joy]

The people I've known who have only been with one person do fine and have stuck together in the long term. There is no amount of fucking whores that would fix Nick and make him a good marriage partner.

I can think of a few arranged and Muslims that were abstinant and have since maintained successful marriages. Perhaps it's partially environmental insomuch as if you're from a small town & remain in a small town, not much will occur to change your marital circumstances. But in my observations, when you introduce large sums of money, military obligations or new job/new locations that insert new influences, conflicts become predictable. I've gone to at least 3 weddings for high school sweethearts whose marriages later ended because a request to open marriage or swing-nights was made & met. They usually cope that they're so close and strong they've been together forever that they can do this stuff without impacting their relationship negatively. Hubris.
A humbler husband/wife would cheat on their spouse; at least then you're exercising some awareness that it's wrong & might ruin your marriage and hurt your children if it were to be found out. A decent husband/wife would neither cheat or open the marriage, but I think it's pretty obvious that Nick is not humble or decent in any way. Neither is Kayla. Nick especially is the kind of person who does the wrong thing but exists blissfully convinced that he's right & everyone else needs to stfu and just listen so he can teach us.

 

[Harm]

At this point, I believe people don't even know what the fuck a mid-life crisis is anymore. Using it as an excuse for his self-inflicted life ruination is only enabling him further.

Most everyone will have a point when they're over-the-hill where they feel regrets about missed opportunities and dread the impending eternal fate that awaits them. This is a good time to self-reflect and take account of your lot in life you've made for yourself. Reignite some passions you've put to the wayside, get your affairs in order, set yourself and your dependents up for success.

Handling it by destroying your life, fucking over your friends and family, over-indulging in childish fascinations by wasting your time and money is the wrong way to handle it. It's shocking to me that this needs to be said, but Nick's mishandling of his mid-life crisis is disgraceful. I mean "disgrace" as in a sheer disregard for the grace he should be showing to himself and his situation.

For as much as this pretentious twat loves to pontificate to faggot retards in his audience about "grace," he has none to show in his immature deterioration and descent into degenerate debauchery. He wants to destroy his life, he is destroying it, he's destroying his family and his children and himself. It's shameful and pathetic, especially for a man who had to go out of his way for years to achieve these lose-conditions he's found himself in.

Maybe another haircut will solve it. Yeah, that's it. Try the Sinead O'Connor look next. That'll fool people into thinking you're anything other than a bitchmade loser who hates himself and overcompensates by pulling the "omg he just like me fr fr" shit with half-understood Bible stories.

 

[Law]

There's nothing special or new about Nick's fall from grace. It's actually hilariously textbook and predictable.

Utterly disrupting your children's lives with neglect and addiction and selfishness is the trad-cath way. Haven't you ever read Angela's Ashes?

 

[Not Even Twice]

- Chrissy:"This is so heartbreaking... you give a man five children and he starts fucking around on you on a whim..." -- "And then have the woman live in your house..."

I wonder if she feels bad about introducing them. Didn't they meet when Nick went on her simpcast (thotcast would be a more apt title) show about a year ago?

 

[Oxyjen]

If one was curious how a woman goes from trad mom of five who homes schools and goes to church x2 a week to swinging, tattooed woman with a dirty house and hungry kids…drugs is almost always the answer.

It’s either that or the mysterious green glowing object that the kids dug up in the woods, and Kayla simply can’t keep her hands off.

Of course Nick had to chip a piece off and use it to power his streaming setup.

 

[Strix454]

I wonder if she feels bad about introducing them. Didn't they meet when Nick went on her simpcast (thotcast would be a more apt title) show about a year ago?

Chrissy set up the comedy show Nick performed at and was intended to be the headliner. The comedy show is where Aaron and April first got together with Nick & Kayla. She wasn't there for the show, but she unintentionally set all the events in motion.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I wonder if she feels bad about introducing them. Didn't they meet when Nick went on her simpcast (thotcast would be a more apt title) show about a year ago?

Well, from what we can gather, Kayla is a wife who can't cook, can't clean, can't drive, doesn't work, and does piss all during the day. They've been together for years and have 5 kids and Nick has to do almost everything. So suddenly, Nick gets famous and massive amounts of money, virtually overnight and spend his new career drinking 24/7. So now you have a man who's tired of caring for 5 children and an adult child, who suddenly has resources and power to live out everything he feels he missed out on back then- Yeah. This outcome was kind of inevitable.

I doubt this marriage would survive even if the drugs never happened. No marriage survives an absolutely useless partner. This marriage had TWO.

 

[Swole McPole]

Debatable considering he's a cuckhold who lost his wife and became the snack boy.

Do you even qualify as a cuckhold if your wife leaves you for a man who can't get it up? There needs to be some kind of category that's lower than a cuck that'd include people like Aaron.

Is it bad that every time I hear that I think "Man SpaghettiO's sound pretty good tho."

Man SpaghettiO's should be made from pasta shaped like goatse.

 

[St. Alia of the Knife]

Chrissy set up the comedy show Nick performed at and was intended to be the headliner. The comedy show is where Aaron and April first got together with Nick & Kayla. She wasn't there for the show, but she unintentionally set all the events in motion.

That may have been where they met A&A, but Nick and Kayla were degenerate long before that. They just lucked out in that they found more or less equally degenerate people within driving distance.

Edit: Not contradicting, just adding more CoNTeXt for Nick-o-philes.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

That comment about how his brain works really stuck out to me. Dude's a restless dopamine junkie who's been married and raising kids for over a decade. No wonder he was willing to throw it all away just to do coke and bang whores.
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It's a pretty bold statement for Nick to say that his brain works. It obviously doesn't.

 

[Strix454]

Maybe another haircut will solve it. Yeah, that's it. Try the Sinead O'Connor look next. That'll fool people into thinking you're anything other than a bitchmade loser who hates himself and overcompensates by pulling the "omg he just like me fr fr" shit with half-understood Bible stories.

Sinead O'Connor's final desperate power move was converting to Islam. She became Shuhada' Sadaqat. Nick might want to think about that. But I think his inevitable troon arc is probably the better direction.

 

[Chazzed Up]

So now you have a man who's tired of caring for 5 children and an adult child, who suddenly has resources and power to live out everything he feels he missed out on back then- Yeah. This outcome was kind of inevitable.

Is this satire? The kids went to shit the minute the nanny and live-in cuck weren't taking care of them. I have zero sympathy for Nick. This delusion of Nick being this incredible Super Dad pushed to his limits is the most retarded cope ever.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Latest from Aaron (starting ~10m into today's morning show): Nick has been shower DMing Steel Toe co-host Keanu Thompson. When she didn't go along with his narrative, he spazzed out. She hates him now and will spill the beans on Thursday. She also thinks April's text messages are ghostwritten by Nick.

Keanu had Camelot as a guest on her show yesterday.

Who knows when this was scheduled, this may be why Nick shower called Keanu if he had a heads up if this was going to happen.

Discussion of Nick starts around 50:00. Summary here, somebody else can clip if they want to.

Keanu gave more details about the shower call, saying Nick told her "You have NO IDEA what accountability I'm taking." She later describes the shower call as "pages and pages of Instagram messages"

Camelot says he doesn't like Aaron when he watches his stream, but can tell Aaron isn't on drugs.

Camelot says Nick was clearly on drugs: "bro, you've lost 80 pounds and you look like you're about to die every second." & compares Nick & co. to his former addict sister who thought she could hide her drug use.

Camelot says he thinks the throuple is still on coke: "I don't see why not. You don't just fucking stop."

Keanu repeatedly accuses Nick of writing April's texts.

Camelot says he reached out to Nick the day after the "Dear John" stream because he "was like, damn, this is fucked up, and he was fucked up", and texted Nick "I'm worried about you, hope you're doing well."
Nick responded "Thanks."

Camelot says that after watching Nick's streams since the arrest and "a couple things that have been said here and there", he thinks "it's going to get worse".

Camelot says that he doesn't know if Anime Matsuri was doing a YouTube corner this year. IIRC Nick was supposed to be the organizer this year.

Camelot says Nick stopped talking to him around the time that Nick met the Imholtes at the comedy show in October.

Chrissie Mayr joins at 1:12:00 and they later discuss Nick after Geno shouts on the stream that Camelot had a good point that Aaron was the only one that wasn't high.

Keanu says about Nick's reaction to the kids being gone: "Yeah! They're gone. He's like Weeee! I'm going to drive around in my car and stream with my shitty new haircut."

Keanu says Nick messaged her "page after page": "I don't care about any of this. Why can't April say this to me?"

Nick's message: what you need to know is Aaron's a monster.

Keanu says Nick's key attack on Aaron in the Instagram DM was....
"He put her things out in the driveway in the rain!"

Keanu points out that Camelot says he knew what was going on with April since October when Aaron says the swinging started in December and implies that Aaron may not have been in the loop.

Keanu and Chrissie agree that Nick may be at the very least editing April's texts.

Keanu believes April is living in Nick's second home: '"She's not living here." I said, "Is she living in the place next door?" and then he skirted around that. I'm like - okay, so that's where you said she was living when she got arrested in your home...'
Keanu says April is "100%, at least functionally, living with" Nick.

Chrissie reads out her texts with April:

"March 4: How are you?
April 2: How you doing April?
May 25: How's it going? Thinking of you.
May 31: Hey April? How are you?"

Geno Bisconte comes onto the stream to yell about Nick driving around on stream.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't think Rekieta's reputation can be further damaged than it already is. Look up the Minnesota Rules of Conduct, the section entitled Maintaining the Integrity of the Profession, specifically Rule 8.4(b): "...commit a criminal act that reflects adversely on the lawyer's honesty, trustworthiness, or fitness as a lawyer in other respects."

Admittedly, this provision of the Rules regarding professional conduct is something of a catch-all, but the Minnesota Bar could theoretically disbar Rekieta for something as small as his no-show on the traffic violations he's blown off. He's an officer of the court. He broke the law and failed to appear. A conviction on any one of the bigger charges against him is more than enough to make Rekieta an instant non-attorney. Yet on he goes, playing at Internet drama with his fellow misfits, neurotics, narcissists, sex pests, and sociopaths.

Rekieta comparing himself to King David nauseated me. David, forced to confront the terrible nature of his crimes by Nathan, humbled himself, begged forgiveness, and sought redemption. I see none of that here.

If you look a little deeper and on how that Rule is typically applied, "criminal act that reflects adversely on the lawyer's honesty, trustworthiness, or fitness as a lawyer in other respects" usually refers to criminal acts of fraud, theft, mismanagement of client money, etc.

Note 2 to Rule 8.4:

[2] Many kinds of illegal conduct reflect adversely on fitness to practice law, such as offenses involving fraud and the offense of willful failure to file an income tax return. Although a lawyer is personally answerable to the entire criminal law, a lawyer should be professionally answerable only for offenses that indicate lack of those characteristics relevant to the practice of law. Offenses involving violence, dishonesty, or breach of trust, or serious interference with the administration of justice are in that category. A pattern of repeated offenses, even ones of minor significance when considered separately, can indicate indifference to legal obligation.

As has been noted here before (and I see @East_Clintwood just did), all or nearly all mn disbarments have revolved around handling of clients' cases or, specifically, their money/trust money*.

Arguments can definitely be made, and major criminal (felony) acts are not good, but historically it's for acts in the course of or by virtue of representation. Not showing up for a traffic ticket won't do it (though yes there's the language about repeated minor acts, but that's a couple steps from the intended purpose and actual application). Usually.

Failure to show for a client's hearing, unless client directed a lawyer not to show, might have more teeth as part of a pattern or multiple ethical failures, but on its own, especially where the negative impact is minimal (a few dollars and a petty misdemeanor, which is a nothing for practically any purpose), wouldn't likely constitute a disbarment offense. That said, I am aware of one mn lawyer who lost his license for repeated, egregious, and harmful failures to appear, file timely, etc., but it was apparently a long-term situation with multiple clients.

*Quite a few years ago a MN court of appeals judge (and iirc head of or on the Bar Ethics Committee at one point) was jailed and disbarred for misappropriation of trust funds for a vulnerable adult for whom he served as trustee.

Guess where he also taught law? One guess only.

Also, the charges he pleaded to (theft by swindle) were the same type of crime that the woman Nick represented that got him so torqued about the judge that he accosted her in an elevator pleaded to.

Spoiler: NYT article

GOLDEN VALLEY, Minn. - His last night behind bars, Roland Amundson was sitting in the prison library when he felt the large shadow of someone standing over him. He looked up to see the inmate others feared the most, a former motorcycle gang leader who had been convicted of killing a man in a bar fight -- a murder so violent the court doubled the standard sentence.
The man wanted to talk.
Mr. Amundson had been the appellate judge who upheld that unusually strict sentence. Now, he was just a fellow prisoner, inmate No. 209383. "He asked if I remembered him," Mr. Amundson recalled in an interview in December. "He wanted me to know he didn't hold any hard feelings against me."
The encounter in October, Mr. Amundson said, was one of a dozen times in his three and a half years in prison that he was confronted by inmates whose sentences he had ordered or upheld in 15 years as a judge. Those experiences and Mr. Amundson's other dealings as a convicted felon -- at his sentencing, prosecutors turned the words of his rulings against him to justify a longer term -- have shaken the world view of a man who, from the bench, thought he knew all there was to know about crime and punishment.
Until 2001, Mr. Amundson, who is 56, was a highly regarded judge who sat on the Minnesota Court of Appeals, the state's second-highest court. Mentioned in legal circles as a likely nominee to the State Supreme Court, he was a popular public speaker, served on charitable boards in Minneapolis, and seemed to know everyone. Colleagues described him as brilliant and charming.

Then he was caught taking $400,000 from a trust fund he oversaw for a woman with the mental capacity of a 3-year-old, money he spent on marble floors and a piano for his house as well as model trains, sculpture and china service for 80, all bought on eBay.
Now, serving the last months of his sentence in a halfway house here, Mr. Amundson is engaged in an uneasy and humbling round of self-reflection, examining the criminal justice system from a rare two-sided perspective while busying himself with a menial vocation: shoveling snow and taking orders to the printer for a sewing machine company he represented long ago as a lawyer.
"Judges can say they have no idea what's going on in prison," Mr. Amundson said from a worn couch in the halfway house. "But if you know what's going on and you are still callous, God help you. If you are part of the system that does the things the system can do, God help you."
Like Sol Wachtler, the former chief judge of the New York State Court of Appeals who pleaded guilty in a harassment case and spent 13 months in federal prison in the early 1990's, Mr. Amundson belongs to a small group of distinguished jurists undone by the laws they had been sworn to uphold, who later came to claim redemption in their undoing.
In Mr. Amundson's case, it is a transformation that some people he hurt find unconvincing. "I don't think he feels like he did anything wrong," said Karen Dove, a guardian for Mr. Amundson's victim.

Prosecutors say they are skeptical that Mr. Amundson has learned much in prison; he has continued, they say, to expect special treatment. At one point, he tried to get into a boot camp program that would have halved his sentence; prosecutors blocked the move, saying it was intended for inmates with drug problems or illiteracy.
More recently, Mr. Amundson raised eyebrows with a Christmas card featuring an unshackled ball and chain. It included quotes from Dostoyevsky and Solzhenitsyn about the redemptive value of prison, as well as a picture of Mr. Amundson with his four young sons -- reminding some of his critics of how many lives he has hurt.
"It was another indication that he hasn't seen the light," Ms. Dove said.
But relentlessly cheerful -- "Come into my chambers," he greeted a visitor, his arm surveying his small cubicle with a leather chair jammed into the corner at the sewing company in nearby Eden Prairie -- Mr. Amundson said he wants to use his experience to promote the importance of rehabilitation in prison.
After a boom in prison populations, there are now a record number of ex-felons getting out of prison each year -- about 640,000 a year, up about 40 percent over the last decade -- and more than half of them end up back there. Across the country, officials are experimenting with ways to smooth re-entry and prevent recidivism, with drug treatment or job training.
Mr. Amundson could get out 23 months early, in April, because of good behavior. He has surrendered his law license, and with few prospects for the future, says he wants to create homes for men coming out of prison, giving them a place to live and help with other hurdles to successful re-entry.

As a judge, Mr. Amundson says he had not thought about sentencing beyond his court; he has come to see its consequences from fellow inmates.
"I knew the era of rehabilitation was over, but I had no idea we had reduced it to just warehousing, and I don't think most judges do," he said.
Mr. Amundson recalled one man he met in prison who had been convicted of killing his parents after they abused him. At 18, he was sentenced to 18 years.
"At 34, he is completely incapable of living in society," Mr. Amundson said. "He's been raised by corrections officers."
Mr. Amundson, who is openly gay, continues to struggle with the court system in a custody battle with his former partner over their four adopted sons from Russia. He grew bitter about prison restrictions on communicating with the boys. What determines successful re-entry into society, he said, is family support.

"If there is any collection of men who need fathers more than the men in prison, I don't know it," he said. "You're dealing with men who need fathers and yet you're decimating their relationships with their children."
By the time he began adopting children in 1998, Mr. Amundson had been stealing for at least three years. He had set up a trust in the early 1990's for the mentally retarded daughter of a wealthy beer distributor he knew from his days representing the state's beer wholesalers. When the man died, Mr. Amundson became sole trustee.
He recalls putting his hand in his desk drawer and pulling out the first of 85 checks he forged. "It was like somebody else was doing it," he said.
Ms. Dove and another woman who worked for the retarded woman, now in her 30's, became suspicious in 2001 when they asked Mr. Amundson for money for a new roof on the woman's house, and he said the trust was empty. It had been worth more than $600,000 when the father's estate was settled seven years earlier.
In retrospect, Mr. Amundson says he wanted to be caught.
"I was tired of being Rolly Amundson, tired of being at everybody's beck and call, just tired," he said. "This was my vehicle to end it all."

Amy Klobuchar, the Hennepin County attorney, saw it in simpler terms. "I believe he was greedy and wanted to live a lifestyle that he didn't have the money to live," she said in December.
Mr. Amundson resigned as a judge and agreed to plead guilty, but he haggled over sentencing, she said, trying to avoid prison time. He sought to mitigate his sentence in 2002 by arguing that he suffered from bipolar disorder, but prosecutors pointed out that he had written an opinion rejecting psychological factors as mitigating. They sought a sentence 12 months longer than the guidelines recommended; Judge Amundson himself, they noted, had written opinions upholding extended sentences in cases where the victim was particularly vulnerable.
The judge sentenced Mr. Amundson to 69 months, as prosecutors requested, saying he had been drunk on power, and had acted not out of depression but out of a sense of entitlement. Mr. Amundson called in a long line of prominent witnesses -- his pastor, a former Miss America, a former ambassador -- to argue against a harsh sentence.
For her part, Ms. Klobuchar had what she recalled as "her guardian angels," two black defendants who happened onto the courtroom after they appeared in court on drug charges, and sat in the front row expressing their outrage as Mr. Amundson's friends testified.
"I don't think he should be treated any differently than the people that have walked through his own courtroom," she said.

https://www.nytimes.com/2006/01/13/us/a-fallen-judge-rethinks-crime-and-punishment.html

https://abcnews.go.com/amp/Nightline/LegalCenter/story?id=1686853&page=1

https://m.startribune.com/obituary-former-judge-roland-amundson-advocated-criminal-justice-reform-after-time-in-prison/463487113/?clmob=y&c=n&clmob=y&c=n

The brief disbarment order:

https://law.justia.com/cases/minnesota/supreme-court/2002/c202655.html

 

[Captain Manning]

Wait, they're calling it a midlife crisis as a defense now? I'd call it a midlife crisis too but I wouldn't think of it as a positive spin.

They've been doing it for a while. Some people in his Discord (also known as the second dumbest Rekieta fan group, behind Locals) were peddling it as criticism of the Farms.

Example:


It's all just a mid-life crisis.

Again, this has got to be the most intense mid-life crisis ever at this point.

Keanu says Nick's key attack on Aaron in the Instagram DM was....
"He put her things out in the driveway in the rain!"

Well, I'm convinced. Aaron is a totally worse than Nick.

That story totally wipes out the fact Aaron fed Nick's kids because both their parents were too "busy." What a monster.

 

[zimzam88]

It's all just a mid-life crisis.

This is just a normal mid-life crisis! Everyone around that age neglects their children to invite strangers in their house for drug and alcohol fueled orgies! Kiwi farmers are just blowing it out of proportion as usual.