Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

Camelot says that he doesn't know if Anime Matsuri was doing a YouTube corner this year. IIRC Nick was supposed to be the organizer this year.

Given that Anime Matsuri is right in the middle of August, I would tend to think that Nick will have more important things to do with his criminal case than attending.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Example:


It's all just a mid-life crisis.

Again, this has got to be the most intense mid-life crisis ever at this point.

Capitalizing words randomly like Chrischan. Retard alert...

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Clip on Nick from the stream @Balldo's Gate shared.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Keanu had Camelot as a guest on her show yesterday.

Who knows when this was scheduled, this may be why Nick shower called Keanu if he had a heads up if this was going to happen.

Aaron live reacting to the stream with Keanu and Camelot:

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Do you even qualify as a cuckhold if your wife leaves you for a man who can't get it up?

Aaron does qualify if only because (as far as I can tell) he's the sole source for the rumor that Balldo can't get it up. I don't know why you'd want to spin a story where you lose your hotwife to a guy with ED, but Aaron is a crack head.

That may have been where they met A&A, but Nick and Kayla were degenerate long before that.

I have been meaning to go back and look for it but alas, laziness, but there was A Christmas Stream (I think?) where Kayla got drunk on stream and said she had a dream to make a girl go bi or lesbian for her and I think that predated most of this shit.

Its also why I'm convinced Kayla wasn't acting out to "Keep her man" or anything like that. She was fully complicit.

 

[Yeet Ninja]

Aaron does qualify if only because (as far as I can tell) he's the sole source for the rumor that Balldo can't get it up. I don't know why you'd want to spin a story where you lose your hotwife to a guy with ED, but Aaron is a crack head.

What's missed in Aaron's telling of the story is the implication he would have a pill on him. So IF Aaron is telling the truth, he also can't get it up.

 

[huckbeine]

Given that Anime Matsuri is right in the middle of August, I would tend to think that Nick will have more important things to do with his criminal case than attending.

nah, Anime Matsuri is more important than going to court. he will just no show it, like his parking tickets, April's trials lol

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

When is he going to get arrested again? It’s only a matter of time.

This is just a normal mid-life crisis! Everyone around that age neglects their children to invite strangers in their house for drug and alcohol fueled orgies! Kiwi farmers are just blowing it out of proportion as usual.

Yeah, and when the other kids hear about it they’re going to give your kids high fives. Because your dad being a cuckold with a baldo and your mom posting naked pictures would only elevate their children’s social status.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Aaron does qualify if only because (as far as I can tell) he's the sole source for the rumor that Balldo can't get it up.

Objection, the Balldo is some compelling evidence. Either he has limp dick problems or tiny dick problems. Aaron is a cuck either way though.

 

[break these cuffs]

What's missed in Aaron's telling of the story is the implication he would have a pill on him. So IF Aaron is telling the truth, he also can't get it up.

He never gave April an orgasm so him being a limp dicked failure in bed tracks.

 

[Procrastinhater]

he’s somehow even less funny than Dick.

I think that's one of the harshest things I've ever hear anyone say about someone.

 

[Strix454]

I don't think its worth trying to establish if Aaron or Nick has superior status. They are both cucks. I would assume that both have ED. They also both come across now as two queens fighting each other at the end of a gay romance.
No woman, especially one still under 30, is going to be attracted to pasty, skeleton body Nick. Maybe attracted to his coke or his money, but not Nick.
Aaron on the other hand is a radio DJ with no money at the end of the road. He is no chad chick-magnet either. His only attractive quality to a woman in this situation would be that he isn't Nick.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Either he has limp dick problems or tiny dick problems.

I think mainly Rekieta has "thinks-with-his-dick-not-with-his-brain" problems.

 

[AltisticRight]

I don't think Rekieta's reputation can be further damaged than it already is.

Check the thread tomorrow then.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

What's missed in Aaron's telling of the story is the implication he would have a pill on him. So IF Aaron is telling the truth, he also can't get it up.

Also true. If anything it seems to me like Aaron is a jilted Crackhead who's projecting his own issues onto Rackets to seem like less of a cuck online.

I'm would fucking put money down on the truth being: It was April not Kayla calling Nick and not Aaron the best she's ever had. Aaron was the one who got hyper jealous and wanted to know everything being done with April, and all this shit is just cope of him trying to cover that shit up.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Aaron does qualify if only because (as far as I can tell) he's the sole source for the rumor that Balldo can't get it up. I don't know why you'd want to spin a story where you lose your hotwife to a guy with ED, but Aaron is a crack head.

I have been meaning to go back and look for it but alas, laziness, but there was A Christmas Stream (I think?) where Kayla got drunk on stream and said she had a dream to make a girl go bi or lesbian for her and I think that predated most of this shit.

Its also why I'm convinced Kayla wasn't acting out to "Keep her man" or anything like that. She was fully complicit.

Also 100 million years before this, in ye oldene days of the sektur, during the holy noxville saga, Andy warski and everyone else there said that she was a huge flirty slut and was all over every single guy, even mooreski

 

[Angry Crustacean]

Aaron does qualify if only because (as far as I can tell) he's the sole source for the rumor that Balldo can't get it up.

I remember a clip of Nick saying he has had whiskey dick before. I can't find the clip now, but I do remember him saying that and I immediately thought "Why would you admit to that in a livestream?"

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Is this satire? The kids went to shit the minute the nanny and live-in cuck weren't taking care of them. I have zero sympathy for Nick. This delusion of Nick being this incredible Super Dad pushed to his limits is the most retarded cope ever.

What part of two useless partners did you not understand? Kayla is a fucking useless hoe and always has been.

 

[Abbadon's Gate]

Also 100 million years before this, in ye oldene days of the sektur, during the holy noxville saga, Andy warski and everyone else there said that she was a huge flirty slut and was all over every single guy, even mooreski

Alas I was not yet a Kiwi in those times.

I joined KF because people were watching the Rittenhouse Trial and this was the only place I could find people to talk about it with. KF introduced me to Rackets back when people still liked him here. My entire being here has been very close intertwined with Balldo.

Fortunately like a good juror I can understand evidence which is probably why I'm still a Kiwi and not Noseguarding Balldo to the death like a retard.

"Why would you admit to that in a livestream?"

Because Whiskey Dick is known to accompany Whiskey Brain.

 

[Burn It All Down]

Also true. If anything it seems to me like Aaron is a jilted Crackhead who's projecting his own issues onto Rackets to seem like less of a cuck online.

I'm would fucking put money down on the truth being: It was April not Kayla calling Nick and not Aaron the best she's ever had. Aaron was the one who got hyper jealous and wanted to know everything being done with April, and all this shit is just cope of him trying to cover that shit up.

None of that would surprise me in the least.

I think mainly Rekieta has "thinks-with-his-dick-not-with-his-brain" problems.

and "wet brained problem"