Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I don't think it got beyond covering for it before the nanny left. Maybe the swinging cuck parents were already out of hand (which is why the nanny left) but maybe she could at least get them presentable enough they weren't obviously being abused and neglected, and maybe she was doing a lot of the driving whenever Nick was too drunk and Kayla was too benzoed out to do anything.

I was talking about the congregants' comments with the scando prudes comment, not the nanny.

...And iirc, he was bitching about having to coordinate with others' schedules last year, implying for driving kids purposes. Whenever it was I didn't know they had a long-term nanny and just assumed that they'd hired someone part-time (for the summer? Feels like it was a summer comment) and that can have challenges if the hired person has another job. I could easily imagine a situation in which certain hiring parents start demanding more and more and getting frustrated when nanny holds the line, or she wasn't involved in deciding on summer activities and the dipshits who did didn't bother to put any thought into the logistics and now the hung over or lazy parents are cranky about having to participate.

But on that topic of kids/activities,

Spoiler: I've got a bone to pick

Nick's mentioned debate, dance, church, and music lessons, and I assume there must be others here and there, but other than dance I didn't hear anything too intense, or really extreme like hockey or football or competition sports or dance (my sense of the dance was that it was non-competitive, which though less intense in some ways can still mean 2-5 days/week as the kid gets older plus performances, costumes, rehearsals, etc., but it didn't seem like that level of activity, more casual.). And his kids could also have done some of those activities during the day rather than having to shove them into after-school and weekend hours like most people, all while juggling three different leave/come home times depending on age of kid. There are whole leagues for homeschoolers that have weekday midday stuff.

I'm getting irritated now. I've known families with 4 (state champ, captain, go to literal hockey school, play at D1, etc., level) hockey players; or families with 6 kids in intense dance, varsity sports, and musical theater, which where I am is its own circus, at the top levels; or families with multiple kids in state-level athletics. I hauled mine around to 80000 places, plus all the school stuff & church stuff, when I was doing it mostly solo and also working in mind-breaking jobs. No, not "80 whole miles" everyday (but some days), partly because I didn't choose to
- live in bumfuck,
- homeschool or "homeschool," or
- develop no network of parents to share some of the carpooling in later years.

I also didn't fucking bitch about taking my kids to things for them, because THAT'S THE JOB.

Imagine hearing your drunk-ass dad bitching about having to drive you to something you love. And that's just what he said publicly. No reason to think he was ever thoughtful or discreet at home (shoving the giant cross behind the door when a hungry kid knocks on the door for some food bc it's 3 pm and no adult has appeared yet doesn't count).

I hear you, and I understand your perspective, but building upon my previous comment about Nicholas' wealth, I believe you might be fooling yourself.

I don't believe for a second that Nicholas possessed the charisma necessary to secure a partner like Kayla back in highschool, on account of his looks. Such an appearance demands a charisma quite unlike any other, and I severely doubt Nicholas could deliver.
There was something else at play, namely the resources his family commanded.

We must discard the gynocentrism that permeates our society.
Kayla instinctually smelled the positives that Nick could provide her on account of the massive material wealth that had been afforded him by his maternal grandparents, and decided to settle with him. There is nothing else to it.

Nicholas didn't "fool" her. She was always a retarded coke whore, like so many of her sisters in modern society.

They met in college, and his family didn't come into big money until he was 23, if this thread is accurate. He got her bc he was around and he's a big talker. And she's dim.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Kayla instinctually smelled the positives that Nick could provide her on account of the massive material wealth that had been afforded him by his maternal grandparents, and decided to settle with him

Maybe I am wrong but didnt nick pretended to be gay for two years to get her to drop the guard and date him?. Didnt his grandparents didnt got rich until 2003 or something like that , i doubt there was a trust when they date and met .
The wedding looked poor in churches basement . I doubt there was much money before they married or trust .

 

[feral cat #6385]

Maybe I am wrong but didnt nick pretended to be gay for two years to get her to drop the guard and date him?. Didnt his grandparents didnt got rich until 2003 or something like that , i doubt there was a trust when they date and met .
The wedding looked poor in churches basement . I doubt there was much money before they married or trust .

Yes. He "pretended" to be gay. He really fooled all those black jocks who fucked him in the ass when he was "pretending" to be gay. I bet they felt pretty embarrassed when they found out the guy they let suck their dicks and fucked in the ass wasn't really gay. Just imagine if the guy you were fucking told you he was actually straight. Real egg on the face moment...

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

Can we have an essay / blogpost containment thread on the temporary board? They're totally irrelevant for people looking for nick updates and quality shitposts

 

[anionfarflung]

Side note: I don't know how I got the T&H badge, just noticed it this morning, but thanks. I like it here.

Well deserved.

From Kayla's first appearances, she mentioned hanging out with he cousin and ?sister? doing nicotine salts. They may have shared child-minding responsibilities.

Evidence of this does appear on Facebook. Too lazy to dig for examples.

but people posted a few things about Kayla trying to get into community theatre or her stories about Nick.

If Aaron said that, I guess I have give Faran's story a lot more weight now.

Yep! Did Nick get her to backpedal on that story?

Edit I found a post describing the story I was talking about. I bet that was an interesting night

I had some thoughts on this event at the time, but I have to go back and review the incident before I write anything.

Doug knew about the drugs / "It's a witch hunt"

I was wondering when supreme god-botherer Dirtworm Doug would chime in.

 

[Law]

I didn't have a nanny, so perhaps my thoughts are worthless on this, but I would imagine having a nanny for many years, the kids start to develop a parental-child type attachment. I can't imagine the nanny making the decision to leave was an easy one, because you're essentially abandoning your children by proxy if that makes sense.

I know two women who are nannies and, while they care very much for the babies and children they work with, they've never described this. It's a profession, you're being paid for your time and skills, and you're expected to be professional - including a professional sense of detachment.
One woman does nannying full-time for just one family, moved to keep her job with them, and has been looking after their two kids for years (babies up to school age). The children do not view her as a surrogate mother, and she doesn't view them as her children, cause that'd be really weird.

i always naively assumed that his wife and children had left, because what mother subjects her children to that?

A while ago I posted :
"This is why it's always a good idea to keep working or keep a separate bank account that your husband can't access if you choose to stop working or are otherwise forced to go full SAHM.
You never know when a man is going to go full balldo." IIT.
This is exactly what I thought, too.

Women see all relationships as transactional. That's life, baby.

Are you Nick and/or Drexel?

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I don't think it got beyond covering for it before the nanny left. Maybe the swinging cuck parents were already out of hand (which is why the nanny left) but maybe she could at least get them presentable enough they weren't obviously being abused and neglected, and maybe she was doing a lot of the driving whenever Nick was too drunk and Kayla was too benzoed out to do anything.

The nanny did the grocery shopping. Bought food and laundry detergent. All that was required. Nick complained they went through $3k of snacks a month. That's what happens when parents stop making meals. Kids will eat snacks to not be hungry. They can't make food that isn't in the house. When the grocery shopper left, kids got hungry.

I'm betting Nick had fast food delivered every night for dinner. One meal a day works for adults but little kids need to eat more than once a day. When they ran out of snacks, that's when hunger started. From Nicks POV, he didn't change anything he was doing before Nanny quit so he's a great parent. Failed to understand that grocery shopping is a thing that needed to be added to the to-do list even though he was still eating the same. He had no idea that the snacks were necessary given how he fed his kids.

 

[Strix454]

Doug knew about the drugs / "It's a witch hunt"

https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming?clip=clip_01J07P4GT49TE9W1WSVMCQF126

Major balldowashing going down

Doug did about what I expected him to do. Doug is an amoral and very cynical guy. I think down deep Doug is as fake a christian as Nick is. Doug magically knows all about the situation where the evidence is undeniable which is the big pile of drugs in the house. But he knows that Nick is a fine Christian man of impeccable morality who could never neglect his children and knows that any weapons charges are just a "witch hunt" against a poor man of god. I mean a good wife-swapping man of god who gets busted with a massive amount of cocaine should not be subjected to any of the laws concerning firearms and drugs. Those are for other people.

In other words, Doug is only going to hold Nick accountable on charges where Doug would look like a fool for denying them. But on everything else, Doug is going to be 100% in Nick's corner making excuses for Nick and justifying what Nick has done and making him where possible into a victim.

 

[200MB]

I'd like to know the same for Nick's recent Locals streams. Keeping up the thread Highlights, I only caught the archive of his first 90-minute stream, but haven't seen the driving one and the one shortly after that.

I've been trying to upload them, but KF has been giving me a real hard time uploading video recently. I'll try again tomorrow, and if it still doesn't want to work I'll ask about it in the technical grievances thread.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Doug did about what I expected him to do. Doug is an amoral and very cynical guy. I think down deep Doug is as fake a christian as Nick is. Doug magically knows all about the situation where the evidence is undeniable which is the big pile of drugs in the house. But he knows that Nick is a fine Christian man of impeccable morality who could never neglect his children and knows that any weapons charges are just a "witch hunt" against a poor man of god. I mean a good wife-swapping man of god who gets busted with a massive amount of cocaine should not be subjected to any of the laws concerning firearms and drugs. Those are for other people.

In other words, Doug is only going to hold Nick accountable on charges where Doug would look like a fool for denying them. But on everything else, Doug is going to be 100% in Nick's corner making excuses for Nick and justifying what Nick has done and making him where possible into a victim.

That nigger Doug came in with the hot takes. Just like the black face lawyer

 

[Strix454]

I think Nick wanted a naive, virginal, obedient wife and where are you going to find one of those if not in a religious community?

I'm not sure about that. I tend to think Nick was a extremely desperate incel college nerd who threw himself all-in at the first girl to ever show the slightest interest in him.

There is a gap in the knowledge about how Nick went from a rather awkward and aimless college student to someone with a stay at home wife who was starting a large family in a very short amount of time. It seems like someone's plan was being enacted immediately after they were married. But its not clear at all whose plan.

They met in college, and his family didn't come into big money until he was 23, if this thread is accurate. He got her bc he was around and he's a big talker. And she's dim.

I wonder about that. Somehow Nick without the income and resources was able when he got married to afford a stay at home wife and live in a house that in my opinion was beyond what he could have afforded at that time with his level of income. It seems like there was money flowing into the marriage from the start from somewhere.

 

[Sharpeteer]

"Old" Nick doesn't exist any more. That fake identity is dead. Current Nick is a piece of absolute garbage with no redemption arc.

Old Nick exists as much as old Yasmine Bleeth still exists.

quality shitposts

I got a better idea. If you are disappointed in the lack of quality shitposts, how about you make one? Make the thread a better place.

 

[Not Who You Think]

Honestly, Kayla is the biggest unanswered questioned in this whole thing. To the risk of sounding naive, I do think that she did truly love Nick and all the drugs, neglect, swinging and other shit are her failed attempts to cope with the reality that Nick is dead, and has been replaced by Balldo.

Kayla is the most interesting piece of this puzzle to me. Always has been, and why my very first megapost was about her in particular. Also, I would say that this is less Kayla coping with Nick being dead, and more her indulgence of who Nick really is. Kayla might have loved him in her own way at one time, but people who truly love each other don't do what Nick and Kayla have done.

Whatever Kayla's reasons/intentions were, her unchecked actions could only lead to where she is now (swinging, heavy drug use, and all in a house full of kids). Her inaction also speaks volumes and is why she has a neglect charge. No matter what she may have to say, Kayla can't change these things. Whatever goodness or beauty was present in this woman before has certainly been altered now, if not spent.

Honestly, I think the truth about Kayla is darker and sadder than we know given her lack of innocence in this.

So, apparently, I made this after reading your post:

Spoiler: Details

It's pictures from @anionfarflung's posts mixed with audio from Sweeny Todd, the last scene (hence the ambient sounds) spliced with the opening version of the same song (so I could get the "vulture of the law" line for Nick). If you've seen it then you know the audio cues I'm using. The last quote is from a game called OFF.

A bit slapdash and not great quality, but I'm no perfectionist.

 

[Captain Manning]

Yep! Did Nick get her to backpedal on that story?

Yes. He claimed she misunderstood, and she apparently went along with that (but see below).

I now think it's more likely than not he DID tell her that, she told that other guy in DMs, that other guy gave the DMs to Divinity (who leaked them), and then Nick ran damage control because he was still hoping to keep up a public front.

I had difficulty coming to this conclusion for the longest time because Nick's side of the conversation isn't in the DMs (that was apparently in some sort of voice chat between Nick and Faran). However, what Aaron said seems to give Faran's story much better credibility now.

Amusingly enough, @JudyGemstone was one of the socks believed to be shared by Cynthia and Faran, and I think she was trying to tell people this from behind that mask. See, for example, this post.

Honestly, a few of those socks shared some pretty decent information and analysis at times, but for whatever reason those bitches can not keep their FUCKING SPAGHETTI in their pockets when it came to things like Elissa, Kalea, or trying to boss Null and the Farms around.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I think Nick convinced her he was truly a Christian, he wanted a big family and he had a trust fund to finance it all!

I think Nick wanted a naive, virginal, obedient wife and where are you going to find one of those if not in a religious community?. I’m sure maybe there are some rare non-religious obedient trad types out there but in 2004 if you wanted a virginal white girl that was happy to let her husband lead while she stayed home to take care of the house and kids, you looked for a religious chick.

The weirdest thing to me was to see what an earnest Christian Kayla was up until the last five year. It’s how she described herself, her thinking, her behaviors and Nick agreed with this assessment. In the clips she’s now the new “tattooed, enlightened, wife of cool streamer” but I think until 2019 or so she was the real deal hardcore Christian mom.

Nick never came off as an earnest believer, but maybe a convenient Christian? It made his parents happy, Kayla liked it, good PR in the community. I think his Christian role playing started out to win Kayla over and his parents (who have millions of dollars) loved it, so he just went with it because it was getting him what he wanted.

Only once he was “bored” and started making YT bucks did he decide he could cast off that Christian mask.

Being in a hardcore Christian community would, honestly, make her a more pliable/impressionable partner. I have had my dealings with churchgoing Christian communities and I do think it is undeniable that many of them operate with tactics similar to any other cult. I am not suggesting that Christianity itself is a cult, but communities built up around it tend to be. People within them tend to have a high sensitivity to peer pressure and obedience, especially women, so I could imagine it would not make for a woman who would openly go against her husband and would want to please him.

I don't know if any of that applies to Kayla, but if she did come from a Christian background, those are the factors I expect could lead us to where we're at now.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

I wonder about that. Somehow Nick without the income and resources was able when he got married to afford a stay at home wife and live in a house that in my opinion was beyond what he could have afforded at that time with his level of income. It seems like there was money flowing into the marriage from the start from somewhere.

They bought the first house/land in 2009. Selling price is listed at 279000. He was 28ish then, and it was after there was family money. He was also working for Thrivent (Lutheran Financial), so though he might not have qualified for a mortgage then, he might have (he'd only need 60-75k/year, depending on downpayment*). And maybe they never had a mortgage or had help, with family money existing by that time.

If their eldest is 16, he'd have been born around 2008. So they'd only have had one child at the time of the house purchase.

* An example from some random place: with a 5% down payment and an interest rate of 7.158%, for a $300,000 house, you need just under $80k salary. In 2009 mortgage interest rates were around 5%. Lower sale price, maybe higher down-payment, lower rate, you'd need something south of that. If they even borrowed.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

There is a gap in the knowledge about how Nick went from a rather awkward and aimless college student to someone with a stay at home wife who was starting a large family in a very short amount of time. It seems like someone's plan was being enacted immediately after they were married. But its not clear at all whose plan.

they married in 2004 if my memory serves me right and their first was born in 2008.

Knowing how the math goes with this is simple, kayla is way out of his league how you permanently tie down a woman who is out of your league without her walking out simple get her pregnant and convince her see honey we can afford you to not work. That keeps her away from strange men at work and she has to explain herselv why she is talking with non family related males. Considering her large family there would be no reason to talk with anyone but her family or the soccer moms.

I can guarantee it she was hinting that she might pack if kid werent in the picture or optional nick find out the conditions for the trust and realised the only way is getting lot more of the trust is getting kayla pregnant multiple times.

 

[thebigdream]

Idk what else Nick and Kayla could have possibly done that could push her to leave the kids.

I mean, he could've just been an annoying, demanding cunt and pushed her over the edge (or more likely, it was this plus the other factors you mentioned). I can only imagine how he must've been dealing with as a client. Look at how snarky he was about the snack budget, you just fucking know he tried to grill her on that.

 

[Father Balldo]

thread is slow lately. it's the calm before the storm. something BIG is gonna happen. i can feel it.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Doug knew about the drugs / "It's a witch hunt"
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https://kick.com/kinocasinogaming?clip=clip_01J07P4GT49TE9W1WSVMCQF126

Major balldowashing going down

"maybe by default when you're on drugs you neglect your kids"
nah, no way, crack houses are known for their charitable actions toward children.
drug addicts are the best parents and abide by the law, those kids just didnt know how good they had it.
Clean clothes, a tidy house, TWO cans of spaghetti Os, what selfish bastards to expect such luxuries
It's not like their parents are made of money and can dump 30k on a dumb cat picture.