Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Otis Mallebrok]

I think Nick convinced her he was truly a Christian, he wanted a big family and he had a trust fund to finance it all!

I think Nick wanted a naive, virginal, obedient wife and where are you going to find one of those if not in a religious community?

I think you are vastly overestimating Rekietas capability of scheming and longterm thinking.

Rekietas problem seems to be that his short term wants always trumps his long term wants, and that this unfortunate characteristic has worsened with every hektoliter of booze he has consumed.

I am sure that he was a sincere Christian and family man once. And he would still be, if he had the tiniest amount of spine.

 

[not william stenchever]

I am sure that he was a sincere Christian and family man once. And he would still be, if he had the tiniest amount of spine.

I like to think that when Jesus said "It would be easier to snort a camel-sized mass of cocaine through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven" he was thinking of Nicky-boy in particular and Nick took it as a challenge.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Imagine being so dumb that you not only do swinger shit but you do it with some guy that live streams who can potentially spill all the spaghetti-os. Between that and getting arrested in his hedonism tank top, it really is the perfect storm.

 

[sixart]

according the Aaron in today's chat, Nick would disclaim his actions by identifying as an "Agent of Chaos"

once again we're back to Nick didn't read the WH40k sourcebooks! If only he read it as closely as he's studied The Bible he wouldn't have fallen to Chaos

 

[Harm]

I wonder if the infamous snack budget included fast food/food delivery service type expenses.

Aaron described it as "Wal-Mart" or "grocery store" receipts, and Nick has said that those Doordash type services don't run out there.

Even if the $3000 was just for the 5 kids, that's $600 a kid for a month, or $150 a week per kid. Across 7 days a week, that's $22-ish a day for each kid, or $7-ish a meal for each (3 meals a day without snacks). If they're shopping at places that mark up costs, then it really makes sense how it could hit that figure.

 

[ReverendVerse]

Aaron described it as "Wal-Mart" or "grocery store" receipts, and Nick has said that those Doordash type services don't run out there.

Even if the $3000 was just for the 5 kids, that's $600 a kid for a month, or $150 a week per kid. Across 7 days a week, that's $22-ish a day for each kid, or $7-ish a meal for each (3 meals a day without snacks). If they're shopping at places that mark up costs, then it really makes sense how it could hit that figure.

Especially in this economy. You're lucky to find a half gallon of milk for less than $6, same with a dozen eggs. Forget about "luxury" goods like soda. It's $9 for a 12-pack where I am. My wife and I easily spend $200 - $300 a week for just the two of us. We have a toddler, which aren't too expensive to feed right now, since we can basically just share what we eat with her, but as she gets older, less picky, and bigger appetite, that's going to significantly increase food costs. I can't imagine how expensive feeding a family of seven would be, especially with a few teenagers in the home.

Granted, this is if Nick is spending 3k on their entire monthly grocery budget, which definitely can be believable these days, especially if they're buying quality food items and not shopping deals. But 3k in ONLY snacks is still a ridiculous number.

 

[Fapcop]

So Nick and April has been at a pizza plance and a Dairy Queen together?

Ffs man, if you want to have a sidepiece, go for it, but don’t advertise it all over your small town.

Imagine the looks Kayla would get, as people see her. Everybody in town knows that her husband is banging a younger woman.

No wonder she stays pilled out on the couch.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Aaron described it as "Wal-Mart" or "grocery store" receipts, and Nick has said that those Doordash type services don't run out there.

Even if the $3000 was just for the 5 kids, that's $600 a kid for a month, or $150 a week per kid. Across 7 days a week, that's $22-ish a day for each kid, or $7-ish a meal for each (3 meals a day without snacks). If they're shopping at places that mark up costs, then it really makes sense how it could hit that figure.

Was Aaron also spending $3k on just snacks? Wonder what the monthly cost was for that. If this was from premium grocery stores like Whole Foods I could definitely see it costing that much. I'm sure a lot of it was unhealthy trash though. Aaron probably wasn't cutting sandwiches into little bento heart shapes with a side of fruit. Live-in cucks just don't provide the same level of service that they did back in the day.

 

[Harm]

No wonder she stays pilled out on the couch.

You just made me realize, Nick Rekieta is once again copying another lolcow.

He's taking DSP's advice and giving her a pill and leaving her there.

Live-in cucks just don't provide the same level of service that they did back in the day.

This is why he was ousted from the polycule. Maybe this is Chibi's chance to swoop in now that he's ousted from his polycule.

 

[Tumbling tubers are terri]

Come to think of it...

By all indications, the Imholtes and Rekietas first met in-person at that comedy show in October of 2023.

Anime Matsuri 2023 was in August of 2023. Two months before they seemed to know each other.

You're gonna have to provide a source for you claim, @Tumbling tubers are terri. A great deal of your post doesn't compute.

EDIT: Added "in-person" for clarification.

Ok i dont know how to clip. Aaron on his show on friday of AM says April was on a trip. Would be back Monday. April on the bikini stream shows he hip tat and says she got it from a very sexy man in texas. Coomalot has said multiple times he has known about April for 10 months. The puzzle pieces seem to fit. However as with the entire mess it could be April went to texas to buy a truck. The tattoo was thrown in for free. Coomalot never knew about april.
The only things we know 100 percent are!
Nick had drugs
Nick had guns
April was there
The kids were hungry and dirty
Kayla was there
Aaron is a liar
Nick is a liar
Aaron had been reading KF since December
Aaron and April had been staying at Nicks alot because they broadcast from Nicks studio
Nick had stayed at Aaron's because he broadcast from their studio.
They all went to gay 90s because they all admit it.
We know aaron and april went to pleasure palace because they admit it.
We know other things that have been proven here before the mess broke.
This mess is Aaron talking and caught telling lies. So putting the pieces together like a huge jigsaw puzzle with no straight boarder pieces. I personally think Aaron meeting the Rekietas was an accident. Then Aaron latched on like the needy, insecure, weasel he is. That is just my opinion.

Sorry for the bad take

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

so did they just tell Null to get fucked when it comes to the body cam footage, i was told it would be 10 days, 2 weeks ago

Its the government, they say 10 days, could be 10 months.

 

[The Internet Dick]

So much of Nick Rekieta's descent into his own personal hell is familiar to me since it's an individual variant of the same story shared by just about every drunk and druggie out there. The simple truth of it is to get sober and clean, you must first want to be sober and clean, and that wanting typically only comes when it's do or die, after you've hit bottom in every sense: physically, mentally, emotionally, and (usually) financially. You must choose it. Most importantly, you must be willing to change. Nothing Rekieta has written or said since his arrest indicates any kind of moment-of-clarity revelation or desire for personal transformation. I suspect in his arrogance and pride the guy thinks he can beat this with willpower and intellect. The bad news for him is willpower is never enough and faith in his own genius is a grandiose delusion.

Based on what knowledgeable Kiwis on legal matters have posted, I doubt he'll go to jail. I also doubt he'll get sober and stay that way. If his wife Kayla were smart, she'd start divorce proceedings today and leave him to April while she does whatever it takes to get her kids back.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

I think people are trying too hard to make kayla out to be some sort of methed out lady macbeth. Its really reaching at best and complete fanfiction at worst. I really don't think at any point early on kayla was out for this outcome she seems to have been a relatively normal person, much like nick seemed to be, before his descent into coom and drugs.

I have no idea either is obvious she is dumb as dumbells everyone who bothers to watch streams with her . She is also obviously sheltered and had upbringing that boils down to be good wife and easy on the eyes.
I have seen lady Macbeths they would not tolerate none of this shit and pull crap that will paint themselves sympathetic victims and we would have seen Kayla leaving years ago with the receipts about nick cheating, secretly recorded conversations plus the flirty messages he sents and then she would either check herself into mental hospital play the poor loyal wife had breakdown due to her husband infidelity and outrageous sexual demands. Or go to her parents and his parents with the receipts and by now she would have cleaned rekieta out of his money earned and everyone cut him off. She has rekietas kids that would made her via the kids entitled to some of trust fund money. Instead the millions went to lawsuits, cocaine and hookers . Half of that could have been Kayla if not more is she got a lawyer.


If she at least asked any lawyer they would have told her her husband is a joke and they know how to Make him pay . Fucking hell there were lawyers that represented monti for free as a fuck you to rekieta .

 

[Butt_Pouncer]

Doug did about what I expected him to do. Doug is an amoral and very cynical guy. I think down deep Doug is as fake a christian as Nick is.

So do I, he gives me very strong snake vibes. I dont really trust him. The only time I found EVS and Cecil funny is when they would mog Doug

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

If his wife Kayla were smart, she'd start divorce proceedings today and leave him to April while she does whatever it takes to get her kids back.

If she were smart, indeed. She seems like she's not, though.

Also looks like this Keanu woman has an onlyfans. These simp-cast women are so attention starved.

 

[Seymour Duncan]

I haven't been able to figure it out. Was it mainly the hair? I think he really does look a lot better with some fat on his face too.

The hair really counts for a lot because of how aggressively unsightly it is, plus those glasses and awkward moss patch "beard" pull their sordid weight as well.

 

[DumbDude43]

Why was he so much fuglier back then good lord. A full-on beauty and the beast situation

incel glasses + '10 year old boy' haircut
it's a brutal combination that will make almost any guy look atrocious

 

[Retink Retunk]

When he was younger, he had less facial hair and it was lighter. All those features are still there, he just learned to hide them. I would never say he looks better now though, the ugliness of his soul is seeping through his eyes.
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Well, if he goes to prison he can join an aryan gang and change his name to Zeke after he shaves all his hair.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

When he was younger, he had less facial hair and it was lighter. All those features are still there, he just learned to hide them. I would never say he looks better now though, the ugliness of his soul is seeping through his eyes.
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Bald Nick reminds me of his fellow "retain Randazza for your lolsuit" enthusiast T. Greg Doucette of Weeb Wars infamy. They're kind of like yin and yang. T. Greg is bankrupt and failed at streaming, Nick is rich and successful at streaming. T. Greg is fat, Nick is anorexic. T. Greg is a commie, Nick is (supposedly) a libertarian. T. Greg is still a practicing lawyer though, and to my knowledge is not a cokehead swinger and remains happily married to a wife who may be fat but is not a xanax zombie.

 

[AltisticRight]

Finally finished it. This has been sitting for 2 weeks.
You niggos better like it because it took quite some time.
First time doing this AI/blend thing, so it kind of sucks.

Brother Manning's Divine Prophecy​

Spoiler: 720P and 1080P

Got a friend to upload it to his channel, enjoy.
It will probably get yeeted for hate speech, though the original has been there for a decade. You all know how report happy Juju and his gimps are.