Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

according the Aaron in today's chat, Nick would disclaim his actions by identifying as an "Agent of Chaos"

once again we're back to Nick didn't read the WH40k sourcebooks! If only he read it as closely as he's studied The Bible he wouldn't have fallen to Chaos

More like an agent of Slaanesh with all the drugs and sex.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Where’s the tripod meme coming from, is this new? What is it?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I think you are vastly overestimating Rekietas capability of scheming and longterm thinking.

Rekietas problem seems to be that his short term wants always trumps his long term wants, and that this unfortunate characteristic has worsened with every hektoliter of booze he has consumed.

I am sure that he was a sincere Christian and family man once. And he would still be, if he had the tiniest amount of spine.

I think I better explain this in my lastest post. I don’t think Nick was just faking being a Christian for years. I think he was a Christian and he really got into it over the years as the kids were born and they participated in the church community and home school stuff.

I think, at that time, assuming the role of a good Christian got him many rewards and perks in life - nice wife, nice kids, church family, respect and standing in his community. He appreciated all its benefits and therefore was serious about living as a good Christian.

When he started getting rewarded online with other sources of attention and parasocial friendships (Dax) suddenly the church and his IRL Christian community started to be less and less important. This is optimal time for doubts, or issues of faith he had, to start creeping in. He now has other sources of affirmation that have nothing to do with Christianity, his IRL community or his family.

I guess I just think Nick is a convenience Christian. Christianity was great when it helped it get what he wanted but when it started inferring with what he wanted (multiple sex partners, booze, drugs, porn) he is quick to discard most of it or give it very weak lip service while criticizing it.

 

[Goatchoker]

Kids giving stuffed animals/presents to parents friends isn’t uncommon.
Mine would make plates of “food to go” and insist they take it upon leaving lol.

WHY he decided to say that live remains a mystery, and the way he said it is off.

I will admit I’ve been listening to his morning show a lot though because it’s fun to pick it apart while drinking coffee and my GW morning reactors suck now so eh, he isn’t terrible, Keanu isn’t terrible, Gino is weird. I’m sure I’ll get bored soon though.

 

[Captain Manning]

Ok i dont know how to clip. Aaron on his show on friday of AM says April was on a trip.

April was on the show on that Friday.

Indeed, she was.

q

Did you make that up or did you have the date wrong?

I dunno for sure what he's doing, but I'm getting suspicious of Steel Toe alogs signing up for the Farms and saying we should 100% not believe anything Aaron says about Nick.

Aaron is a cow, sure. Based on what I've seen, I don't particularly like the guy either. But a lot what he's been saying about Nick checks out, and some of it is really deeply buried lore and not the more surface level stuff that has been discussed frequently in this thread. He would have had to do an ungodly amount of catch-up reading if he were just parroting shit on the Farms to get us to side with him.

I do agree with @Strix454 that it becomes more dicey when somebody is expected to believe Aaron on Aaron. In some cases, he might be omitting details that are negative for him.

EDIT: Clarity.

 

[Silent Seeth]

So what you are saying is that Nick likes to mind larp as the Joker however, I don't remember Joker pimping out Harley. Which is funny considering that a clown faced mass murderer has higher standards than Nick.

What an immature maggot. His kids had to make up for a 15 year old brained dad along with being stuck in the Rekeita compound of debauchery. Hope they'll start having a childhood soon.

 

[AltisticRight]

I dunno, but I'm getting suspicious of Steel Toe alogs signing up for the Farms and saying we should 100% not believe anything Aaron says about Nick.

If they're trying to sway opinions by plotting gay shit in a discord server, then let me just state it right now that it won't work.

The guy is a pathetic cuck and scorned lover who got lovebombed, sure. That doesn't make him a liar or an honest person. What I've seen as a total outsider to his show prior to Balldo is a man that tried to minimise his involvement. He never took any obvious opportunities to make up bullshit.

Pure pleasure: what's stopping him from saying stuff like they bought BDSM paraphernalia, watched pornography in the booths together and then fucked? We would have believed them.
Gay 90s: instead of making up some homoerotic stories, he said he enjoyed the atmosphere.

This tells me he's coping hard but at least he's not outright lying about everything. He brought up things that were hidden in the threads. Did he read all 4800 or 5000 pages prior to his first introduction? Of course not. Would he be smart enough to search usernames such as @Balldo's Gate to pull up deets? Obviously not, Xenforo's search feature is pretty lacklustre.

 

[East_Clintwood]

Where’s the tripod meme coming from, is this new? What is it?

In the words of Uncle Ruckus: Read, Nigga, Read

 

[indomitable snowman]

So Nick and April has been at a pizza plance and a Dairy Queen together?

Ffs man, if you want to have a sidepiece, go for it, but don’t advertise it all over your small town.

Imagine the looks Kayla would get, as people see her. Everybody in town knows that her husband is banging a younger woman.

No wonder she stays pilled out on the couch.

I wonder if the local cops are keeping tabs on him as well and seeing if what he said/April said to get out of the charges was true.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

Man SpaghettiO's should be made from pasta shaped like goatse.

FaghettiOs are not gonna sell... wait. What month is it again?

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Finally finished it. This has been sitting for 2 weeks.
You niggos better like it because it took quite some time.
First time doing this AI/blend thing, so it kind of sucks.
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Brother Manning's Divine Prophecy​

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Spoiler: 720P and 1080P

Got a friend to upload it to his channel, enjoy.
It will probably get yeeted for hate speech, though the original has been there for a decade. You all know how report happy Juju and his gimps are.

Rev. Manning is a conduit for God's word.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Nick is WAS rich and successful at streaming.

Fixed that for you. If Nick was still rich he would have been taking more "vacations". All his money got spent on coke.

Obligatory.

I had an elderly relative who was a veterinarian and offered surgeries for skunks to remove their stink glands/organs (until his wife made him stop because every time he did it ruined a set of clothes).

Apparently skunks make wonderful pets once you get rid of the stink. That's to say, Nick drowned an animal that has a better disposition than a cat. Twice.

 

[polar bear]

Hope they'll start having a childhood soon.

The younger kids might, but the issue is that the older you get, the more you learn about your childhood. You spend time with peers and you learn that other parents are different. In some cases you might come to a conclusion that your childhood was kinda fucked up. And I think when it comes to violence or constant arguments - you realize it was wrong pretty quickly. But the whole concept of emotional abuse and emotional negligence is much more murky, and very easy to overlook. People go through their lives wondering what the fuck is wrong with them - and the answer might be simply that their parents didn't pay much attention to them, e.g. because they had coke to snort and balldos to wear.
And at this later stage in life people are usually mature enough to understand and accept their parents' faults - because usually the neglect is caused by adults being overworked, stressed out, poor, uneducated, hit by some unseen circumstances.

But Rekietas' kids may face the reality of their parents having zero fucking justification to treat their kids like annoying little nuisances. They had it all - wealth, education, community, health, luck. There was no reason to throw it all away.
One day they might read this report of Nick telling the po-po that he's been speeding 'because them keeds', and that he's stressed out during the arrest 'because them keeds'.

Imagine knowing that your father goes through life blaming his fuckups on you, and that there's a bunch of people retards saying that, of course, it must have been your fault.
And then you realize that you yourself have made a bunch of stupid life decisions because you always felt like you're just a worthless piece of shit. And then it dawns on you where it all started - at your home. Where your mom and dad were too busy sucking dicks, and did not help you grow up and be the best person you can be, the person you could've and should've been.
That's how emotional neglect affects people, and it's easy to say - oh well, you just need to grow up and forget about it - but if the foundation of your life is that your own parents considered you to be less important than a line of coke, then that's a big obstacle to overcome.
And even worse, sometimes you don't overcome it, you just cope that 'it wasn't that bad' - and you become EVS.

 

[Captain Manning]

If they're trying to sway opinions by plotting gay shit in a discord server, then let me just state it right now that it won't work.

I dunno about Discord gay ops, but I think there's some critics of Steel Toe out there that hate Aaron soooo much they'll engage in a certain amount of Balldoguarding if it can make Aaron look bad/worse.

Saying silly things like "Aaron is just a broke Nick! There is absolutely no difference between the two" kinda underscores that phenomenon.

If that's the shit people wanna do, they'd probably be happier hanging out with Karl or Melton. Certainly not in this thread.

 

[Edict of Expulsion]

What pathological lying, narcissism, and no shame does to a man.

Does seeing his children suffer as a result of his actions, or ostracization from his church, or seeing the mother of his children choose drugs and escaping reality over his kids, cause him to reconsider?

Keeping april as some kind of warped chris chan cabbage, would absolutely cause me to continue to talk and warn people about how totally off his rocker nick is if I lived there.

He’s an addict. He won’t get better. I only see him moving to a city to get away from the Norwegian prudes and have easier access to drugs.

 

[where's baldo]

Asking here just in case, I am working on a Nick shitpost video. The last piece I need is a clip or video of the segment where Nick loops with Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed and proceeds to masturbate. Does anyone have that clip? The only version I could find is of Null reviewing that part but I would need it without his audio.

the whole stream is here if that helps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ_uXeYmhzY

 

[yydszmiteg2]

the whole stream is here if that helps: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJ_uXeYmhzY

Asking here just in case, I am working on a Nick shitpost video. The last piece I need is a clip or video of the segment where Nick loops with Anime Sucks Cope and Sneed and proceeds to masturbate. Does anyone have that clip? The only version I could find is of Null reviewing that part but I would need it without his audio.

3:54:00 for the start of the cope and sneed train

 

[AnOminous]

In other words, Doug is only going to hold Nick accountable on charges where Doug would look like a fool for denying them. But on everything else, Doug is going to be 100% in Nick's corner making excuses for Nick and justifying what Nick has done and making him where possible into a victim.

Yet another hypocritical, enabling shithead who would have egged Nick on until he wrapped the Rustang around a tree with his kids in it while driving them around drunk, then suddenly [shocked pikachu face] "Why did the KIWI FARMS do this?"

 

[Balldo's Gate]

When the YT auto-transcript for the show is up later I will try to get a transcript of the Instagram DMs between Nick and Keanu.

Nick's DM started off by bringing up how Aaron was a monster who left April's property in the rain. Aaron responded that the day for the pickup was supposed to be the Thursday they got arrested, but April was arrested and therefore could not pick up the property and it got rained on in the afternoon.

From the DMs to Keanu being read out, Nick appears to believe that his home is under surveillance by the authorities.

When Keanu read the part of the DMs where Nick told her that it was because of him that April's charges were dropped, Aaron got very cagey. The implication I got was that Aaron told investigators that April was, in fact, living there. He also pointed out that Kayla said that April was the live-in nanny (from the reports that were released)

Nick appears to have not denied that April was living in the second house, and instead side-stepped the question.

Aaron read out the last DM from Nick he got.

Aaron claims that while they were at a hotel, the three of them (Nick and the women) snorted MDMA. Aaron says he refused to snort it but took it orally. He was unaware of any ketamine.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Does seeing his children suffer as a result of his actions, or ostracization from his church, or seeing the mother of his children choose drugs and escaping reality over his kids, cause him to reconsider?

Keeping april as some kind of warped chris chan cabbage, would absolutely cause me to continue to talk and warn people about how totally off his rocker nick is if I lived there.

He’s an addict. He won’t get better. I only see him moving to a city to get away from the Norwegian prudes and have easier access to drugs.

He cares about April more than his own children.

He cares about alcohol more than his own children.

He cares about cocaine more than his own children.

He cares about what people on the internet say about him more than his own children.

Worst Father of the Year.