Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

JustSomeDong said:
Subs lose their anechoic tiles on deployment all the time. Ours do the same thing. Hell, they also come back after a deployment liberally coated with sea life. Its not top secret insider sub expert information when you can read it in a Tom Clancy novel.

But then fattycakes isn't real big on reading, is he?
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This faggot probably things they're like the https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_thermal_protection_system and if one falls off the whole thing is fucked on re-entry.

Because he's an idiot.
 
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No. 7 cat said:
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This likely was posted but Threads Patrick Russian submarine expert, Author. Pundit. Contributor for NASA's Unexplained Files and Strange Evidence. is showing his expertise in Russian naval technology. No stalkers childs is capable of such subtle genius.
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This is fake right? It has to be felony photoshopping. No way he actually wrote the sentence "I'm a Russian submarine expert".

That would be too insane even for General Fatton.

Edit- fat retard was trying to make a joke, but he's so goddamn unfunny, I couldn't tell. Either that or I deserve a 1.9GPA (probably both).
 
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femoralcanal said:
This is fake right? It has to be felony photoshopping. No way he actually wrote the sentence "I'm a Russian submarine expert".

That would be too insane even for General Fatton.

Edit- fat retard was trying to make a joke, but he's so goddamn unfunny, I couldn't tell. Either that or I deserve a 1.9GPA (probably both).
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It could well be a troll, but it could be Fatrick. It seems mainly to be a lower frequency repost of his Xitter stuff, plus some political stuff, less sports. It's maybe a dedicated troll, but I cannot see the point of very subtly parodying this stout no mark, persecution complex suffering, legend in his own mind. Threads Patrick maybe is looking at Meta's Threads as a new safe space. I dunno.
 
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JustSomeDong said:
What's the time frame? Is it like summoning Beetlejuice, or is it cumulative from the first instance?
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*mfw I break the sound barrier making a beeline to fuck fatrick in the ass three femtoseconds after my tenth post about his bitch tits*

Also we should probably give Boogie a warning given how his uh....girth has been a regular topic of discussion on his thread. Poor guys gonna wake up to a congaline stretching from Arkansas to Anchorage waiting their turn atop the Boogie Bugatti

EDIT: dangit, the shaq gif was a bust. Just had fatty smirking for two seconds before it cuts to shaq cuddling some random nigger outside
 
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Anasûrimbor Kellhus said:
That’s not real right? It’s some sort of AI? The way the head and eyes shift don’t look real

Oh wait the hands. I see now. Had me puzzled there for a sec.
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I found the AI video thing he was oinking smugly at, since hating AI is part of the currentyear opinion package he downloaded. Turns out it can create some rather unnerving pieces of art
 
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Cross posting from Dax's thread, but apparently, someone reached out to him pretending to be Rick. Not that Pig would ever go on Juju's show, but it would be surreal to watch these two farm animals defend pedophilia.
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I fucking knew they were in secret contact.
Only Pat could fuck up a steak as badly as Dax's "sous vide"
Until confirmed otherwise, Dax has been taking cooking lessons from Patrick.
 
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Judge Holden said:
It is mid afternoon in Milwaukee and fatrick is once again thinking about little boys suckin dicks
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Clearly he hasn't been around any children or read up anything. The more children there are the higher chances there are of them facing some trauma in life for them. In the wild it is very very rare for animals to have any homosexual thoughts, lesbianism being most common at least in birds and cats, though sometimes you'll see "gay" lions that have bonded when kicked out of a social group.
 
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Judge Holden said:
So I tried the AI image to gif generator fatrick was sneering about on the classic dicksuckin-lips image of the pig and....im not sure that was a wise move
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EDIT: HAHAHAHGHAHAAHBNAHAHHAZHAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAAHHAHAH I JUST FUCKIN REALISED IT AUTOMATICALLY GENERATED BITCHTITS ON HIM HOLY JESUS I CANT SNEED
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Jesus its like Pat stole Boogies teeth.
Thats fucking horrific.
Why did you do this?
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Jim's PatStream and Porsalin's harddrive are concepts etherly melding together in my memories, soon to become nothing but a figment of a dream in my dementia-riddled mind...
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If you're starting to suspect you have dementia write a note on your hand to remind you to stay away from Charlottesville VA...
 
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I could point out that while the surface of the planet is warming up, the upper atmosphere is cooling off. I would tell him to read up on Ben Santer's work, but he wouldn't understand it at all.

Short answer. This is actually worse. Great for satellites as it'll reduce drag so keep it up! Makes my work easier in the future!
 
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