Megathread SRS and GRS surgeons and associated horrors - the medical community of experimental surgeons, the secret community of home butchers

[Sinner's Sandwich]

A surprising percentage of men throughout various countries actually prefer not to stand.
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I have overheard German men (who else) brag that sitting is a more comfortable, hygienic, and therefore superior choice. Reinforced my belief that “STP” obsession is mostly a bizarre female fetish.

Is there any actual evidence or is it just a bs poll like the 41% trans suicide bullshit or the 30% of youth are queer garbage? I don't believe it.

 

[Eugene Tooms]

Is there any actual evidence? Like scientific papers or just a poll like the trans suicide bullshit? I don't believe it.

Which part? Have you ever cleaned a wall or floor next to a toilet that’s exclusively used by men? It splashes everywhere.

You’re either a woman or a man who’s never cleaned around your toilet.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Which part? Have you ever cleaned a wall or floor next to a toilet that’s exclusively used by men? It splashes everywhere.

You’re either a woman or a man who’s never cleaned around your toilet.

So no scientific evidence then? Fuck off. This is a fucking tranny thread so of course I'm asking for actual evidence. Your piss stained walls aren't scientific evidence that billions of men are sitting down.

 

[Tilikum]

So no scientific evidence then? Fuck off. This is a fucking tranny thread so of course I'm asking for actual evidence. Your piss stained walls aren't scientific evidence that billions of men are sitting down.

I did link the survey. How else would you collect data about people's private bathroom habits besides self-reporting?

 

[The Un-Clit]

Is there any actual evidence or is it just a bs poll like the 41% trans suicide bullshit or the 30% of youth are queer garbage? I don't believe it.

I sit wherever possible. I prefer it.

 

[one_time_user]

another thing to hate trannies for. STP will always be Stone Temple Pilots.

 

[SpaceAce]

A morbidly obese troon one month post-op "was stranded" and had to walk for over an hour; a decision that made his amhole come apart at the seams... literally.

Horrifying.
Also pressing x to doubt that gut has ever walked for an hour at any point in the last decade.
What are the bubbles? Pustules caused by pinched stitches? Cysts? Ingrown hairs?
Whatever they are it looks like they e been multiplying and popping.
Eugh I feel like I have to wash my hands just from looking at that picture.

 

[Stan]

A surprising percentage of men throughout various countries actually prefer not to stand.
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I have overheard German men (who else) brag that sitting is a more comfortable, hygienic, and therefore superior choice. Reinforced my belief that “STP” obsession is mostly a bizarre female fetish.

There’s also a German insult called “Sitzpinkler”, which is a mild pejorative for a man who sits to pee. But poll is correct it’s fairly common in Germany, land of public toilets outfitted with toilet brushes.
It’s less common in the USA but I don’t think American men let it occupy much of their bandwidth and they just do whatever seems convenient.

Is there any actual evidence or is it just a bs poll like the 41% trans suicide bullshit or the 30% of youth are queer garbage? I don't believe it.

Lmao Sitzpinkler erkannt.

another thing to hate trannies for. STP will always be Stone Temple Pilots.

STP to me still means “standard temperature and pressure” which is 0C and 1atm.

What's wrong with just buying some of those weird cardboard/plastic cones from a chink site and use THOSE to pee standing? Sure they are a waste of money, but it's a couple dollars vs thousands from a typical rotdog installation, and the cone can be taken off with no complications.

These girls have a really strong Pinnochio complex and really believe the peeing process will feel euphoric and affirming if they could just pee through a real dick.

 

[batteredpancakes]

TiF admits on r/ftm that she's apprehensive about getting phalloplasty. Tries her best to not offend any other TiFs but admits she doesn't like the aesthetics. gaycowboyallegations

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Spoiler: Text

Second Guessing Phalloplasty

I AM NOT shitting on phalloplasty. It is something I am genuinely considering for myself and I recognize it is a life saving and/or improving procedure. However, as any surgery, there are risks and outcomes arent guranteed

I have a phone consult with Deleon at Crane Center next month. I do have bottom dysphoria. I yearn for a penis, but I put aesthetics very high on my priority list. It may be my highest priority, actually. There is a LOT of amazing outcomes with phallo, I have seen some great looking dicks. My expectations, for MYSELF, however, is for my dick to be as cis-passing as possible.

I know outcomes vary person to person and surgeon to surgeon. Sometimes shit happens. And im not sure if im willing to risk thousands of dollars and pain for an outcome I may not be aesthetically pleased with. I know there is no gurantee for this, but I also dont know if I can live my whole life without a flesh and blood penis. one of my issues with packing is I know it isnt connected. Its cool, it has no sensation. Its not mine.

Im just struggling a lot with this. I have seen some amazing outcomes but Im also anxious about risking less than my ideal.

Idk I just needed to vent this somewhere. I dont have a support group irl and my fiance is supportive of whatever decision I make but he has no personal experience with this and im the only ftm person he knows. Most of our friends are early-stage transition mtfs and cis men

Top comments are mostly people convincing her she's wrong and they look good.

Some just saying she needs to accept that phalloplasty is better than nothing despite its drawbacks.

She makes a reply to someone explaining a bit more

Someone notices how you cannot say anything negative without the post-op TiFs flipping out.

And a TiF that's very upset.

 

[Stan]

A morbidly obese troon one month post-op "was stranded" and had to walk for over an hour; a decision that made his amhole come apart at the seams... literally.

Spoiler: "Picture 1 is how I usually look"

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Spoiler: and 2 and 3 are after a nightmare 1 hour walk home

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Spoiler: When you gaze into the abyss...

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/1doy6a2/one_month_post_vaginoplasty/

Ouch it is like those blisters fat people get on the upper inner thighs from the skin rubbing together on hot days but it’s ON the labia…

 

[expectant asshole]

STP =Sir Terry Pratchett

 

[CertifiedFedBot]

Actual men cannot possibly think this much about it, and I suspect that real men do not consider STP a major facet of what being a man is about.

No we don't, most never think about it again past age 4 when it's the newest thing you learned from dad.

Spoiler: TMI

Standing to pee is useful when not in reach of a toilet but sitting is more comfy, that way you can use the bidet to wash everything after you're done.

 

[Quack_Quack]

I’m sure this has been posted here before but I can’t not post it. This girl paid for a footlong and got a Vienna sausage.

Spoiler: Almost penis

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It's a thumb!

 

[Cascade]

Spoiler: TMI

Standing to pee is useful when not in reach of a toilet

Hey, but UTI, lower abdominal pain and autism won't let pooners leave home that far anyway

 

[2mm and 99 others]

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I have overheard German men (who else) brag that sitting is a more comfortable, hygienic, and therefore superior choice. Reinforced my belief that “STP” obsession is mostly a bizarre female fetish.

Not a man and this is not my bathroom -- but what else can you do, if your toilet is this alien thing? Replace it with a new one, obviously, but if you can't?
(Yeah I know those aren't much around anymore, as almost everyone hates them)

 

[gampboonerisms]

Not a man and this is not my bathroom -- but what else can you do, if your toilet is this alien thing? Replace it with a new one, obviously, but if you can't?
(Yeah I know those aren't much around anymore, as almost everyone hates them)

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German toilets with the toilet shelf. Not the weirdest thing possible, but it is germany.

 

[Deer Warts]

... what else can you do, if your toilet is this alien thing?

Just to be clear: the problem is that it's shallow and the hole is in the front instead of the back? And the flat area will make the pee splash back up against the sitting pee-er?

 

[Procrastinhater]

RedRockWulf got her glansplasty. Her thigh is so nasty looking.
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The fucking hair on the helmet just completes the absolute what the fuckery of these things.
Imagine having to shave your fucking "dick"
They're always fucking huge too, and you can see how squishy and fucked up this is by how she holds it.
Money well spent

 

[Poonocchio]

A morbidly obese troon one month post-op "was stranded" and had to walk for over an hour; a decision that made his amhole come apart at the seams... literally.

Spoiler: "Picture 1 is how I usually look"

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Spoiler: and 2 and 3 are after a nightmare 1 hour walk home

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Spoiler: When you gaze into the abyss...

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https://www.reddit.com/r/Transgender_Surgeries/comments/1doy6a2/one_month_post_vaginoplasty/

Ewwww, he got a camel spider chelicerae grafted onto his crotch!

Spoiler: creepy fren

 

[Stan]

Not a man and this is not my bathroom -- but what else can you do, if your toilet is this alien thing? Replace it with a new one, obviously, but if you can't?
(Yeah I know those aren't much around anymore, as almost everyone hates them)

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ahh German engineering at its finest. This is why there's a cultural expectation for you to brush out the toilet bowl in German public restrooms after use because TP and crap always gets stuck on that flat part.

Just to be clear: the problem is that it's shallow and the hole is in the front instead of the back? And the flat area will make the pee splash back up against the sitting pee-er?

I believe so yes.