Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Stan said:
used to do this before I peaked on trannies, and if you want to be nice they/themming is probably safe.
But the point of this isn't to be nice... it's to appear to be nice on the surface while YNBAWing trannies.
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Or/also, for the troons with pronouns clearly stated on a stupid work ID badge (or worse yet a tacky necklace or earrings or shirt, if dressed casually) they/them them anyway anytime it's as grammatically correct or appropriate as pronouning them.

See also: asking their troon name and then slightly raising an eyebrow/widening your eyes when they tell you they're Lilith or Auden or whatever, and refer to them solely by their chosen name every time, even if it means making your sentence structure unnaturally complicated. It's still polite enough that they can't complain without sounding like a paranoid loony, but also lets them know you're not going to kowtow to their demands to be called their preferred pronouns.

There are so many ways to other these people while still staying polite/without making it obvious that you're not going to drink the Kool Aid. Kill 'em with kindness :)
 
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everybody in Portugal said:
There are so many ways to other these people while still staying polite/without making it obvious that you're not going to drink the Kool Aid. Kill 'em with kindness :)
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I have a troon coworker. I have never used a pronoun to refer to him while I'm at work, because I don't talk about him. I never bring him up to my other coworkers and if they bring him up (which doesn't happen often, I suspect others are taking a similar approach) I just respond with "Got it!" or "yep!" or something equally short and placid, but I don't continue the conversation. If he speaks to me I reply in friendly, cordial monosyllables (I call this technique "grey rock dipped in glitter"). It works. No one's noticed, and it minimizes the time/energy I spend catering to a pornsick loser without jeopardizing my job; I never have to worry about accidentally he'ing him within earshot of anyone because any statement that would include a pronoun is too long to bother saying. I barely think about him.
 
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Kinda surprised no one had posted this yet (but glad as I'm in arrears with thread tax).

A group of poony-boppers and womenchildren get together to list (and bitch and moan) about all the ways things are so unfair about having XX chromosomes at the 23d pair.

Natürlich, menstruation and tits (aka "chest balls" lol) top the list.

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Of course, there's always knowing that you're doomed to be a manlet.

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There were other posts I couldn't be arsed to grab of them complaining about not being strong or being able to increase muscle mass even though they're on T!

Others bewailing the fact that they were robbed of boyhood, and so are left out of the bruthahood, mang, noamsayin?

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But back to physiognomy. Damn Elvis the Pelvis!

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Now, this one kinda pissed me off. Our li'l dood here thinks that men's and women's mental health issues are just the same and is annoyed being told that she'll never understand BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN!

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But here's the coup de grace and a level of self-loathing that's really rather remarkable. What's unfair to pooners about being born girls?

EVERY.

FUCKING.

THING.

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(This one at least got one woman to push back.)

The inability of these ladies to cope and the ready-ability of them to seethe made this quite an entertaining thread to read.

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GettrGriftr said:
Kinda surprised no one had posted this yet (but glad as I'm in arrears with thread tax).

A group of poony-boppers and womenchildren get together to list (and bitch and moan) about all the ways things are so unfair about having XX chromosomes at the 23d pair.

Natürlich, menstruation and tits (aka "chest balls" lol) top the list.

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Of course, there's always knowing that you're doomed to be a manlet.

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There were other posts I couldn't be arsed to grab of them complaining about not being strong or being able to increase muscle mass even though they're on T!

Others bewailing the fact that they were robbed of boyhood, and so are left out of the bruthahood, mang, noamsayin?

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But back to physiognomy. Damn Elvis the Pelvis!

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Now, this one kinda pissed me off. Our li'l dood here thinks that men's and women's mental health issues are just the same and is annoyed being told that she'll never understand BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN!

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But here's the coup de grace and a level of self-loathing that's really rather remarkable. What's unfair to pooners about being born girls?

EVERY.

FUCKING.

THING.

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(This one at least got one woman to push back.)

The inability of these ladies to cope and the ready-ability of them to seethe made this quite an entertaining thread to read.

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It's fine for Pooners to acknowledge that there are huge physiological differences between the sexes as part of their poor-me whingefest/real boi bonding sessions, but got forbid a gender critic point out same. Then it's GENOCIDE.
 
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bouquetnine said:
I just had this terrible mental image of the Office Space scene except all of the flair was gender ideology bullshit. Pronoun badges, sexuality flags, gender flags, flag-themed drinks/food, and the pride flag 2.0 (with the POC and tranny stripes) is mandatory.
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Yeah so all that on a PetCo t-shirt and you will have the gist of it.
 
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GettrGriftr said:
(This one at least got one woman to push back.)
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What the fuck does she mean by inevitable knee pain? She fat?

Women have biological differences between them and men, but they're not inferior. It's like saying your spoon is inferior to your knife at cutting: no shit, that's not what it's built for. It CAN do some of that, but spoons were made for lifting objects, including the tricky liquids knives can't even touch. Men get shorter lifespans from war and testosterone fueled stupid choices. Women usually have better immune systems and are much better at enduance. We can complain about the hand we are dealt, but we still have to play it as best we can if you catch my drift. Usually pooners like this hate their body due to a lack of control over it: horrible periods, awful puberty, medical problems that may or may not be related to their reproductive organs, abuse mentally/physically related to eating or sexually, etc. Not all of us have that same experience of hating out bodies that hard, and even those who do can climb into a better mindset about it. Not being able to be strong and always panicking you're the weakest is some hard anxiety and or abused mentality type shit - women have other resources like friends, words, smarts, and weapons (for extreme cases) to protect ourselves. It's hard for pooners like this to relate to normal people because their brain is on terrified overdrive with an elevated fear response and those with a low one confused as fuck over it, and it's hard to get people like that to come down without them going into proper therapy and more importantly recognizing they have a problem with it.

Sucks man. What was I saying? Oh yeah, stop being fat and walk more, take your vitamins, and make peace with your body. You can do great things and get respect, but you have to develop those skills, dismantle the narrow way of thinking you trapped yourself in (e.g. "I am only safe/valuable human if I can beat someone in a fight, nothing else matters" and "I can only be free if I appear like a man"), and allow yourself to feel it instead of blocking it. This actually goes for males who hate their bodies too.
 
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GettrGriftr said:
@AMHOLIO

Here's our totally passing but nevertheless self-hating pooner.

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Nice rant, BTW.
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Wow, imagine using bog standard headphones instead of cheap bluetooth. If youre gonna take the time to use a converter for ear buds, get good ones. Jeez kids these days. I bet theyre not even tipped earbuds, just crappy hang on ear apple style. No noise cancellation.
LLOOLLOLOLOL ITS NOT EVEN MIC'D LOLOL
 
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Syikeblade said:
It's interesting how often ftm are in relationships or married compared to mtf.
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So you don't have to be straight to be a trans widow.

The horror of realizing too late but still not really getting it.
A truly horrifying one.
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I got top surgery recently. Today I decided to try on shirts that I wouldn't have been able to wear before.

One shirt in particular really hugged my figure. I felt uncomfortable. I immediately noticed the way it accentuated my large hips. Only my first thought wasn't "I don't like my hips" or "these hips don't feel correct on my body". My first thought was "Oh God, if I wear this people will see me as a woman."

It had nothing to do with my body at all. It was about people's perseption of me.

I don't know what to think. I want to be above all that, you know? I should just be able to dress how I want.

What does one do about dysphoria that has nothing to do with them at all?
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Positron said:
Women literally live longer. Although this is moot if you poon out.
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Male or female your body will be completely worn out if you make it past 80 anyway, all they get is a few more years of rotting on the couch watching metv. My great grandpa was too weak to even go fishing for the last 20 years of his life. Sitting in a chair with a pole in your hand is too much for someone that old. I wouldnt want to live that long unless they figure out anti aging tech so you can have the body of a 65 year old when you die at 95.
 
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