every excuse/bullshit answer Boogie gave in chronological order in the Coffee video that Jim is reviewed on his stream
some of these excuses and bullshits have extended cut versions further down, i only repeated them if the excuse melted into another excuse
1-its too late, already spent the money
2-i didnt know what pumpdotfun was before today or the people i was working with
3-the coin is a joke, because i lost all my money in crypto, which is why i said "if you want to be broke like me"
4-people will buy 1 coin to join the server and hang out in the community with me
5-i told them they wouldnt make money, you would go broke buying this coin, that was the whole point of the video
6-a lot of companies are just trying to get brand recognition, not make a profit from meme coins, its just for brand recognition
7-i am big on community because i have so much free time, i am always interacting, so i am not just going to leave and fuck over my audience in the fattycoin community (unless its empty)
8-i am fighting for my life with medical conditions and stress
9-you told me not to do it, but by the time you told me not to do it it was already too late, the money was already spent, its at the hospital right now, i used it to pay medical debts
10-obviously i was not expecting 3 million dollars worth of trading on a memecoin, i thought they would only spend a little bit of money
11-its a satire of Andrew Tate, the whole video was satire, "join to lose money" not "make money"
12-i wanted to be paid to be an example of somebody who lost everything in crypto, to make sure they dont lose money in crypto
13-its a comedy bit, i thought it would make people laugh, i didnt expect anybody to make a large investment when i told them not to
14-i hold 2% of the memecoins but i do not have it in my possession, they are holding it for me and i cant sell them, but maybe i will sell them in the future because of being in dire straights with medical bills
15-i also have a mortgage to pay off every month too, i am very sorry
16-i only meant it for crypto bros with millions of dollars they dont care about losing
17-YouTube and Twitch charge for membership, just like fatty coin, and you can buy fatty coin to join the fatty coin community
18-my intention was to be a spectacle who lost everything in crypto to be laughed at, i think you can make a point and be paid to do it
19-being sponsored by a memecoin is like being sponsored by ads on YouTube, but now that you mention it i think you are right and i am wrong, but i still will not give back the money because i have medical bills
20-maybe i am a shitty person for doing this, and its okay for you to have that opinion, but i think i will only burn my coins if it will make a genuine impact
21-i am currently selling all of my collectables just to keep my head above water, i have no other way of making money
22-crypto bros could burn 10k on their lawns without blinking, it means nothing to them
23-i hope the coin makers arent getting rich because i sure am not getting rich from this
24-you only told me not to do it 5 minutes before i did it but its okay, you tried and i appreciate it
25-i didnt think i was stealing from people, i didnt understand that, youre telling me that now and ill never do anything like this again, but if i knew that before i accepted it i would never have done it
26-i have been paid to do the work, and i have integrity, so i am going to finish the work i was paid to do on this memecoin and then i will never do this again
