Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Dr. Eldon Tyrell]

Remember, it's never about identifying with gender roles and stereotypes! Because lawncare and fixing things is men's work, and women who dislike wearing makeup are really men. Sorry for the weird formatting. u/AndesCan post about hobbies was removed by the r/trans jannies for improperly addressing the community (I guess he forgot to include enbies in his discussion), lol, and he reposted it in another comment complaining about the mods censoring him:

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It also seems to always be anything that requires work which has to go.
Also: since when is lawn mowing not a subset of gardening?
So, when I call a gardening company to do my lawn and they all happen to be troons, I'm in for litigation, aren't I(in canada, at least )?

 

[Mark Robinson BussyLiquor]

From what disgusting mess I've been told before, I believe the gay community thinks loosening it up like that makes it a mancunt.
Some queers prize this and attempt to treat it like a pussy instead of an anus.

No, I call bullshit on this. Here's how you can find out:

Go onto Grindr and make your profile "loose sloppy hole."

Chat with the faggots about how loose and sloppy your munt is.

You're not going to get takers.

May the powers that be have mercy upon that man's tainted butthole

FUCK, no. There should be no mercy.

 

[سلیمان عثمان]

This awkward video is making the rounds on Xitter.
Current head of the Scottish National Party / First Minister of Scotland John Swinney is asked a tough question:

 

[gampboonerisms]

That didn't take long, Lol

Ok which one of you went to his house and lit the crosses on fire? Cause you didnt invite me and im upset you got all the fun.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

This awkward video is making the rounds on Xitter.
Current head of the Scottish National Party / First Minister of Scotland John Swinney is asked a tough question:
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Pure fear in that man’s eyes.

 

[Baraadmirer]

:[Telegram link to Joshua Moon Evidence]

Wonder who runs that one. As much fun as it'd be to think it's Sinseer, I don't think John's that sophisticated enough to pull that off.

 

[assigned Karen at birth]

Lips on a vagina have a purpose, and at most catch vaginal discharge and piss drips

I admire your passion on this topic, but labia are for keeping stuff out of the vagina, not in.

 

[2SLGBQTIA+ 2 Furious]

This awkward video is making the rounds on Xitter.
Current head of the Scottish National Party / First Minister of Scotland John Swinney is asked a tough question:

Perhaps more insane than anyone believing in this (or pretending to believe in it for votes) is that they've had so long and still get caught out by these simple questions.

"There'll be quite a debate about that" - the debate's been happening for years and has played a big role in tearing your party apart! In 2015 you won 50% of the Scottish vote and 56/59 seats in Scotland; nine years later you haven't delivered Indyref 2 but you're mired in corruption scandals and beholden to men in dresses.

Kiwis and TERFs could play devil's advocate for TRAs and do a better job than a lot of allies because we know their arguments are bullshit, but at least we know what their arguments are.

 

[lamppost]

The dislike to like ratio is over 60 to 1:

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This looks like a scene from a slasher flick.

I swear this video is anti-trans propaganda. Why would they not put an add out seeking the daintiest of faggots to put in spinny skirts? Why are they using a man who could pop that woman's skull like a baloon?

 

[Dieter Laser]

Why are they using a man who could pop that woman's skull like a baloon?

For the accuracy, obviously

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

The dislike to like ratio is over 60 to 1:

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[Catboy Ranch]

Even with the hat, you can tell she's bald as fuck.

Ugh. That was not a satisfying click.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Perhaps more insane than anyone believing in this (or pretending to believe in it for votes) is that they've had so long and still get caught out by these simple questions.

"There'll be quite a debate about that" - the debate's been happening for years and has played a big role in tearing your party apart! In 2015 you won 50% of the Scottish vote and 56/59 seats in Scotland; nine years later you haven't delivered Indyref 2 but you're mired in corruption scandals and beholden to men in dresses.

Kiwis and TERFs could play devil's advocate for TRAs and do a better job than a lot of allies because we know their arguments are bullshit, but at least we know what their arguments are.

Scotland and the SNP cannot convince its own people of the value of independence. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opinion_polling_on_Scottish_independence

Scotland is schizophrenic and contemptible and it is no wonder it is the drug death capital of Europe.

Scots, piss, or get off the potty. If you don't want independence from the UK, stop voting SNP.

 

[Fat and Balding]

It's almost too easy to just screenshot discord trannies.
His pronouns page.

Who does this guy think he is...?

The ego of an autogynephile is truly unmatched.

 

[AMHOLIO]

His pronouns page.

You can only call him the older version of "Ma'am" & "Madam" if you're close to him . Don't make him feel old!

Love that his favorite name is Mars... the Roman war god we get the male symbol & symbol for iron/the planet from. I am almost certain he is a Sailor Moon coomer.

 

[monstrous bubo]

Some people are so inconsiderate. Not content with his second Reddit account as FukmiMoore, Hon Lisa has stepped up his oversharing. I do have other things in my life aside from laughing at degenerate lolcows. But I shouldn’t be ungrateful when he produces such quality.

First, a few comments reveal his current thoughts about his genitalia:

Spoiler: muh dysphoria

Well that must suck for you


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IIRC this is the first time he’s said he’s contemplating this. C’mon, you’re a nurse and total coomer - you have no excuse not to understand why this is a bad idea


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He then offers his thoughts on acceptable clothing for females, with a truly delusional section highlighted because WTF

Spoiler: men and their wandering eyes

Snip below, with full text and lunacy highlighted after that.


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Before I answer your question I am going to make some observations based on my experience as a father watching my daughters grow up, as a nurse and as a trans woman.

My daughters would often push the boundaries with their clothing choices when they were growing up (honestly my oldest still does in her 20s). As their father I often got myself in trouble questioning their choice of clothing, I was out of touch or I just have no understanding of fashion, or everyone who s dressing Ike this. I had to often be careful of how I worded my response when they asked what I thought of their outfits. I was thankful that my wife often agreed with my assessment of their choices. His didn’t always change their minds however, it did at least give them an honest assessment of how there might view their choices.

The other thing I learned from being a dad to teenage girls, is that girls need to be mindful of how they dress and act around guys. If a girl is dressed in a provocative manner it does not give a guy an excuse for bad behaviour or sexual abuse, but a girl still needs to be mindful that their clothing choices can affect how guys will look at them. And as such a girl needs to protect themselves and depend on other girls to pull them up if they are behaving in a dangerous manner. As part of this I also learned that I as a 6’1” guy can’t fully understand the dangers that a 5’1” girl faces.

As a person who identifies as a trans woman, I need to be mindful that there are many things I never learned in life. I never learned how to dress feminine (that is something I am learning now). I never really learned how to coordinate outfits, or how to work out what was appropriate for what occasion. I learned male mannerisms (like sitting with legs splayed open) or not being mindful of the view down my top when I lean forward. Unfortunately many trans girls forget that this is an enticing view for most straight men. I also know that often (but not always) trans women tend to revert to an earlier age when they first start dressing openly in public. This is because as men we never got the opportunity to be told that we were pretty or hot. We might remember a time a hot girl showed us a bikini pic and want to experience that same level of appreciation. Eventually we realise that we are not a teenage girl and probably should not dress like we are, but like a young woman this something that will come with time either through advice from family friends or worse through unwelcome sexual comments or abuse.

Now as a nurse, I once had a colleague show some racy photos of herself when she was younger and a lot thinner. These photos were a combination of bikini pics, and topless shots of herself. Admittedly she did look good in them, however, I was very put off by being shown these photos, as were all of the other male nurses and Drs we worked with. It coloured how we viewed her, not because she had posed for the photos, but because she chose a professional setting to air them. When we care for a person they are vulnerable. It is a caregivers responsibility to protect their client or patient. And personal views and experiences should be kept separate from the care giving. I would personally be very offended by the behaviours you have described. The behaviours are wildly inappropriate and particularly with regard to showing bikini pics borders of sexual misconduct against a vulnerable person.

With respect to the others who have commented here, it needs to be understood that your duty of care is first and foremost to your clients. However, you also have a duty of care to protect yourself and towards your co-worker. I would suggest starting with a conversation about how her behaviours could be viewed. Use specific examples to illustrate how clothing choices is important to convey a professional demeanour and how overly sexualised clothing choices (remember specific examples) convey an unprofessional demeanour. Talk about how your clients already have difficulty discerning between right and wrong sexualised behaviour and how sexualised or revealing clothing blurs the lines between appropriate and inappropriate. I would then ask how she would feel if she was repeatedly shown images that she found offensive despite her expressing that she does not like them. Talk to her about how her same actions itch these two men borders on sexual abuse and puts both her job and her safety at risk. Above all else I would suggest involving another person in this conversation if you don’t want to escalate it to a manager than perhaps another co-worker. This person is thereto protect all parties to ensure that no baseless accusations can be made.

I agree that how she presents herself should be managed by supervisors, however, if there has already been issue than by speaking to her you could be helping her to grow while also protecting her job. If after speaking to her, she doesn’t change her behaviours, than you should escalate it to your supervisor.

The slutty coworker is a troon. Of course. Good to know that straight men cannot resist looking at moob toobs.

As this is Hon Lisa, there is some mild filth

Spoiler: offering to help out

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… followed by even more Islamic content

Spoiler: broken by porn at an early age

So broken in fact he can’t do basic arithmetic. 53-14=39 years. Snip followed by full text


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I was 14 and he was my best friend. We had been playing around for about a year, rubbing each other, pretending to have sex (him on top me on the bottom In missionary) etc. I loved “being the girl” for him. His cock was so much bigger than my pitiful little clitty, but I didn’t care.

This was back in the mid 80s when home computers were still new and the internet was not even dreamt of. Porn was not easy to view and I had no idea what gay sex consisted of. We managed to view a grainy, heavily static covered porno on the playboy channel while I was staying over for the night. We saw a woman give a guy a blowjob. We had heard of these, but neither of us knew what they actually were until that night.

Later that night we were playing our usual sex game. This time he was lying on his back on the bed. I was knelt between his legs. I was gently playing with his Willy, I loved the feeling of it getting hard in my hands. Before it was fully erect, I bent forward and put the head into my mouth. I felt it give a little jump, he wasn’t expecting that, and it went from partially erect and still a bit soft to fully erect and hard in my mouth in seconds. I didn’t do much more than hold it in my mouth for a minute or so, i vaguely recall running my tongue down his frenulum and taking about an extra inch or two into my mouth before it hit the back of my throat and I gagged. I slowly pulled my lips and tongue up his shaft before taking it out of my mouth.

At the time I tasted a combination of musk and salty sweetness on my tongue. I know now that was precum. He came about 20 seconds after I got my mouth off of him. That was the quickest he ever came. In hindsight I wish he had cum in my mouth. I also wish that I had made that a regular occurrence between us. I liked it so much that it has stuck in my memory for the last 49 years.

… until we get full haram, with a genuinely hilarious picture

Spoiler: total haram

The last picture looks like Lemmiwinks’ blue plastic cousin making a last ditch attempt at freedom

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Spoiler: the saga of Hon Lisa

making plans
mmm, tuna steaks
the ultimatum
Hon Lisa’s life story
continuing fallout
mortality & moobs
love bombing
Friar Tuck
the mystery of the underpants revealed
what do you mean, just like a man?
spare me this temptation
Mr Floppy
why do perverts DM me?
Breed me!
Old Glory
obvious degeneracy
theft vs borrowing
bloody vegans
enter FukmiMoore

 

[Hell yeah dude]

old i know, but i've been laughing a this tard rage for 10 minutes straight

 

[Got Milk!]

old i know, but i've been laughing a this tard rage for 10 minutes straight
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Sup with part 1? Don't leave us hanging.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

He’s being investigated for prostate cancer. He has a serious conversation with his wife, and dismisses her concerns as some weird idea she’s got stuck in her head because she’s a bigot. For mine, I think she is on the money.

If he's got a mass and they're talking biopsy... he may be pretty far along and in for a rough ride. If they put him on Lupron, he'll get man boobs. Which may be considered a w for him, but he'll also gain weight and bloat up and be horrified by his own face and body in the mirror. He'll feel like shit most of the time. Maybe get hot flashes. Diarrhea.

There's also a good chance the cancer may have metastasized and spread elsewhere in his body, like his bones or lymph system. Even though prostate cancer is deemed "treatable" and "survivable", it's no picnic, especially if it's advanced. He may get some desirable effects from having his testosterone supressed with Lupron (or from getting his nuts cut off if they go that route) but he'll be too sick and disfigured to enjoy it. Surgery, radiation or chemo may be in his future. None of which are glamourous or fun. And he'll never live (or piss or orgasm) the same way again.

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

r/TheGirlSurvivalGuide - Scary amount of guys posing as girls so please be careful

Spoiler: How it's going

https://old.reddit.com/r/TheGirlSurvivalGuide/comments/1dsqetp/scary_amount_of_guys_posing_as_girls_so_please_be/lb7amfo/

r/safespaceforwoman (with an 'a') is the one you're looking for.

and for those interested, here's the blurb on our subreddit:

if you're interested in a place with no men, we have a private community that is for women, with two cardinal rules: no men, and no bigots.

our sub is a new subreddit (about 2 months old or so) that is private. we vet everyone before allowing them into the sub, in order to keep a safe space.

we have two cardinal rules: no men, and no bigots. also, our definition of women, which is the correct definition of women, includes both trans and cis women.

you can read more about our subreddit in this post from witchesvspatriarchy, located here: https://www.reddit.com/r/WitchesVsP..._all_the_women_that_would_choose_the_bear_we/

if you are interested in joining our subreddit, please go to r/safespaceforwoman and click on "join" "request to join" or "message the mods" (the exact verbiage will vary depending on old vs new reddit, which variety of mobile reddit you are using, and apparently some other mystical factor that we haven't been able to determine...)

if you can't do the above, feel free to DM me (preferably) or respond to this comment.

if it wasn't clear, i'm one of the mods on there, and probably the most active, although the other mods are active as well

"although the other mods are active as well" - There's something a little bit autistic about this last clarification.