Inactive Daniel Larson / daniellarsoncashapp / helpdaniellarson - A mentally ill pedophile obsessed with becoming a celebrity and his retarded hatedom

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

Now that he's in prison and this thread will be much slower I wanted to say I always felt Daniel was criminally underappreciated as a lolcow on KF. If you compare the number of freakouts Daniel had in the single year before he was imprisoned it's more than Chris Chan had in a literal decade span and they are all great. I think because most people on this forum are not zoomers he went mostly under the radar until much later into his lolcowdom career.

I kind of imagine Chris circa 2000-2008 being a bit like Danderson. He had way more public freakouts when he would still wander around in public all the time instead of sitting on the damn internet. It’s just that TikTok wasn’t around to record it. Chris also would be more like Danderson if he had a homeless arc and wasn’t able to hide in the autism castle with Borb and the tugboat.

I wish I had found out about Daniel sooner. Would’ve been more entertaining than speculating about what Chris was doing in jail.

Maybe he’ll be released on a technicality. It would be bad for Daniel and bad for society, but really fucking funny.

 

[エボラちゃん]

Now that he's in prison and this thread will be much slower I wanted to say I always felt Daniel was criminally underappreciated as a lolcow on KF. If you compare the number of freakouts Daniel had in the single year before he was imprisoned it's more then Chris Chan had in a literal decade span and they are all great. I think because most people on this forum are not zoomers he went mostly under the radar until much later into his lolcowdom career.

What are zoomzoom latching on now that Larson's in the slammer?

 

[Individualism Incarnate]

What are zoomzoom latching on now that Larson's in the slammer?

Cyraxx I think.

 

[No Batty Boys in Jamaica]

What are zoomzoom latching on now that Larson's in the slammer?

Cyraxx and WorldofTShirts (but Josh and Chance both slowed down a bit recently).

BMJ is pretty fucking funny, plus as a millenial his playlist always makes me smile (even when he’s playing BLP Kosher because he’s usually getting felted).

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I mean I think pretty much all lolcows are depressing if you look at them from a non "lol this guy is a sperg" perspective. Chris chan is in his 40s completely out of his mind thinking he's Jesus Christ, King Cobra is drinking himself to death alone in a trailer, Rekieta is straight up abusing his children, Ethan Ralph abandoned his children and physically abused his ex wife. It's all pretty fucked up and dark if you look at it outside of the context of laughing at retards.

Tommy Tooter fucked a dog, molested a child, and is still trying to get access to other people's kids

 

[Drinky Crow]

I just think he's fucking depressing. there's some wild and hilarious moments, but 99% of it is gay zoomer weens prodding a severely retarded guy into panic attacks, and it's crazy gay.

This. Once you got over the high of hearing all his delusions, you realize that's all bird nose's lolcow career comes down to. That's why the most satisfying moment of the arc wasn't hearing Danny being sent to a federal pen, but one of his primary enablers saying "I'm 20 and just a community college student, I don't know anything about anything!" like he's tied to a chair in some mobster's basement and being asked about some missing money.

 

[Twrx]

This. Once you got over the high of hearing all his delusions, you realize that's all bird nose's lolcow career comes down to. That's why the most satisfying moment of the arc wasn't hearing Danny being sent to a federal pen, but one of his primary enablers saying "I'm 20 and just a community college student, I don't know anything about anything!" like he's tied to a chair in some mobster's basement and being asked about some missing money.

They were talking like they were still children.

 

[GentleGenosha]

What are zoomzoom latching on now that Larson's in the slammer?

Anyone that they think is mentally retarded and easy to manipulate with the same things they did to Daniel. WorldOfTshirts is a big one. What's left of Daniel's "management" that gets off on coercing retards into doing things still scroll TikTok searching for their next victim and reminiscing over text messages to a literal homeless retard.

Speaking of... Homeless Dan was absolutely bizarre to watch and was a unique experience, a lot of what he did was just walking and bus streams but it was still a cool view into what a non-drug addicted homeless person did in a day since he essentially recorded everything he did. Most of the "bizarre" to me was how many people were wanting to interact with an ACTUAL homeless person because he had a large following on TikTok. Back when I was a kid you'd stay forty feet away from people that did things like what Daniel did, ESPECIALLY if they were known to beat their face bloody and have the mental breaks he had.

 

[just lurking]

Anyone that they think is mentally retarded and easy to manipulate with the same things they did to Daniel. WorldOfTshirts is a big one. What's left of Daniel's "management" that gets off on coercing retards into doing things still scroll TikTok searching for their next victim and reminiscing over text messages to a literal homeless retard.

Speaking of... Homeless Dan was absolutely bizarre to watch and was a unique experience, a lot of what he did was just walking and bus streams but it was still a cool view into what a non-drug addicted homeless person did in a day since he essentially recorded everything he did. Most of the "bizarre" to me was how many people were wanting to interact with an ACTUAL homeless person because he had a large following on TikTok. Back when I was a kid you'd stay forty feet away from people that did things like what Daniel did, ESPECIALLY if they were known to beat their face bloody and have the mental breaks he had.

Yeah but you're not a zoomer trying to get clout/freakout/whatever from this beaked motherfucker.

 

[GentleGenosha]

I guess when you spend every day of the past few years roleplaying as a real person to string along a retard, you start getting pretty retarded yourself.
Daniels prior "management", as mentioned in an earlier response, are looking for new targets and for whatever reason Cat here has been focused on trying to target Gypsy Rose, thinking that she's on the same level as Daniel Larson, despite having nothing in common except being ugly and white. They mostly want to target retarded people (for obvious reasons) but they've also tried the tactics they used on Daniel on normal people to no avail (saying that random people are printing their nudes, they're a business or a celebrity, etc).
Guess there's a reason they only target the retarded.

Spoiler: Bonus

Can't just leave the retard alone, need to send him physical mail as well despite it 96% more than likely not getting passed through the mail check unless the guards don't give a proper shit and hand random mail like this to inmates with documented mental problems. (Full images in attachments at the end)

It's been a lovely few months reading what ideas they have to stay relevant in their little circle but they're getting increasingly more and more boring so this will probably be my last update on the "management" since Daniel is still put away.
P.S Before I get any PM's, no, I will not add you to this Discord as they went full schitzo and added in every type of bot that can track invites and for alts and the others that I'm in by them are dead.

 

[Meat Target]

Okay, I need to say this, and I know I'm gonna get negrated for it, but hear me out: some of you have gotten so moralfaggy about the managers that you treat Daniel like he's a poor widdle innocent victim.

Have you forgotten that Daniel jacks off to kids, steals from people, has public freakouts, and is a selfish, abusive asshole to everyone, including those who were nothing but good to him? Some zoomers fucking with him isn't even kinda comparable to that.

I don't care if he's mental or had a shitty childhood. He still has free will. Don't feel sorry for him. Just because some of the trolls are dumb clout-chasers doesn't mean it isn't funny when bad things happen to bad people like Daniel.

 

[Twrx]

Okay, I need to say this, and I know I'm gonna get negrated for it, but hear me out: some of you have gotten so moralfaggy about the managers that you treat Daniel like he's a poor widdle innocent victim.

Have you forgotten that Daniel jacks off to kids, steals from people, has public freakouts, and is a selfish, abusive asshole to everyone, including those who were nothing but good to him? Some zoomers fucking with him isn't even kinda comparable to that.

I don't care if he's mental or had a shitty childhood. He still has free will. Don't feel sorry for him. Just because some of the trolls are dumb clout-chasers doesn't mean it isn't funny when bad things happen to bad people like Daniel.

Hating both is possible.

 

[luigismanslave]

Okay, I need to say this, and I know I'm gonna get negrated for it, but hear me out: some of you have gotten so moralfaggy about the managers that you treat Daniel like he's a poor widdle innocent victim.

Have you forgotten that Daniel jacks off to kids, steals from people, has public freakouts, and is a selfish, abusive asshole to everyone, including those who were nothing but good to him? Some zoomers fucking with him isn't even kinda comparable to that.

I don't care if he's mental or had a shitty childhood. He still has free will. Don't feel sorry for him. Just because some of the trolls are dumb clout-chasers doesn't mean it isn't funny when bad things happen to bad people like Daniel.

he's mentally 7, has psychotic delusions as a result of something, has 70 IQ at best, and is severely autistic. he's a horrible person, but to what extent does a creature like this recognize something like that? also, a lot of his worse antics were dirrctly egged on by the clout gremlins giving him attention, dirrcting him to do it, or prodding at his delusions to set him off. he's not an innocent victim, he'd still be a monster without them, but the level of accountability he's hovering around is far less than that of his trills.

 

[Molly Millions]

It wasn't even questionable events, the people messaging Daniel would straight up be like "I'm 14" and Daniel would start asking them about sex

 

[A Sentient Cloud]

At the end of the day I think behavior matters more than the mechanisms that caused those behaviors. What does it even mean to have free will? What is the cut-off line between "person who can be judged for their actions" and "victim of brain chemicals"?

 

[WhatDoesPotOfGreedDo]

I’ve been browsing the wiki for a bit, and I think it’s impressive how many family members of Daniel has been identified. Though their mostly from his grandmother or fathers side. According to Nancy’s page, she adopted Elisabeth and her biological family is unknown. It’s probably her family that caused all the retardation imo

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Meat Target]

Hating both is possible.

Except that's making a false equivalency between being a disgusting, delusional pedo and fucking with a disgusting, delusional pedo.

Poop-touching is only a bad thing if Kiwis do it, thus bringing more problems for Null. It's not some grand, sacred, universal moral principle that we must bind upon the whole internet.

I don't care if people from other sites tap the glass, as long as they're being funny and not breaking the law. Getting indignant about lolcows being trolled just makes you look like a joyless, envious, holier-than-thou faggot.

And no, that doesn't mean I actually like the trolls personally or look up to them. I can acknolwedge that Music Biz Marty is a grifting hypocrite and still enjoy how skillfully he pushes Cyraxx's buttons and makes him flip out.

 

[Bogliacci]

Except that's making a false equivalency between being a disgusting, delusional pedo and fucking with a disgusting, delusional pedo.

Poop-touching is only a bad thing if Kiwis do it, thus bringing more problems for Null. It's not some grand, sacred, universal moral principle that we must bind upon the whole internet.

I don't care if people from other sites tap the glass, as long as they're being funny and not breaking the law. Getting indignant about lolcows being trolled just makes you look like a joyless, envious, holier-than-thou faggot.

I think you have a point, but I'll caveat with there's a definite gradient. People fucking with danderson and cyraxx isn't really that big of a deal if they're off site. People fucking with someone like cobes are faggots, they've destroyed his confidence to do anything aside from record garbage cooking videos

 

[T O X I C S L U D G E]

Anyone that they think is mentally retarded and easy to manipulate with the same things they did to Daniel. WorldOfTshirts is a big one. What's left of Daniel's "management" that gets off on coercing retards into doing things still scroll TikTok searching for their next victim and reminiscing over text messages to a literal homeless retard.

Speaking of... Homeless Dan was absolutely bizarre to watch and was a unique experience, a lot of what he did was just walking and bus streams but it was still a cool view into what a non-drug addicted homeless person did in a day since he essentially recorded everything he did. Most of the "bizarre" to me was how many people were wanting to interact with an ACTUAL homeless person because he had a large following on TikTok. Back when I was a kid you'd stay forty feet away from people that did things like what Daniel did, ESPECIALLY if they were known to beat their face bloody and have the mental breaks he had.

Started to see Gail catch on a bit in my circles