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Is it over?

  • Yes, I am sad and need a Ben backrub :(

    Votes: 329 31.9%
  • No, we will be back, autism too strong

    Votes: 522 50.6%
  • Cams down until we roll into Bloodgames 2

    Votes: 180 17.5%

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What was that "major legal issue" Sam pulled them off the Tower for? Something to do with Cryokeen or Mauro? Or them pissing everywhere?
 
What was that "major legal issue" Sam pulled them off the Tower for? Something to do with Cryokeen or Mauro? Or them pissing everywhere?
Probably like every other "major legal issue" IE there wasn't one and it was their catch-all excuse to suddenly change things without a real reason.
 
Sam/The duke says that Greg will need to call upon his Neggers if he wishes to be able to defeat Nifty

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They may also need to resurrect Tayleigh
 
Greg finally says it after production shows him "Negger" is a real word (A person who "negs"). He says the word and makes sure it sounds like NEG-GER. I feel bad for him though, you can tell he really didn't want to do that. Even if you think it's stupid, he has a point about not wanting to say it and affect his job prospects.
 
Now that we're pretty much done with this season, I think everyone reading this thread deserves to know who the man behind Xavier is. This is a short summary of how relevant he was to the history of Kiwifarms, it's safe to skip this post if you're already acquainted with Jace.

Before the conception of fishtank dot live, before Jet had his dick pics leaked on /r9k/, during a time when Vance was only starting to upload diet MDE sketches to YouTube and Letty had yet to get into deep trouble on Discord, there was one forum diligently cataloging the life of dear old Christian Weston Chandler. Autists of all walks of life gravitated towards it, some just average, others incredibly talented in the art of method acting.



This video gets really loud towards the end.

During that time, Jan Rankowski played a cow named Jace Connors for more than a year. Jace was a clueless Mountain Dew-swigging Xbox Live-loving autist who would stream recurrently while surrounded by commercialized 2000s masculinity. Jan's acting was so great that many were fully convinced that Jace was real, and a cult following quickly grew around him. Jan made a pseudonymous account on this very website, @DeagleDad420, then "kept tabs" on Jace as if he were just one more user gawking at a cow. His involvement in the forum grew to the point where he became an administrator and many smileys feature Jace and co. He even called up Dear Sneeder in character as Jace:



Jace became a character so intricate and well thought out, enough to add other people and characters to his act, that Jan wrote an entire book named Tiberius Rising as if Jace was its author. Eagle-eyed kiwis will notice a resemblance to Xavier's lorebook, on which he claimed to have spent "several weeks." It's quite likely that Jan really did give great care to this lore like he did to Tiberius.

At some point, Jan's act was close to being found out and blown wide open. He decided to lay all his cards on the table in one final livestream. The video below contains clips of this stream, the unmasking of Jace. Josh was in the chat as KiwiNull. Jan even plays a message near the end of it by Sam Hyde himself, mentioning how he was a co-writer of How to BOMB the U.S. Govt., so they go at least this far back. Jan would go on to work alongside Sam in The Great War, and as Xavier Ravenblood in Season 2.5 of Fishtank.

Thanks, I didnt really like MDE's style of humor with some of the new shit so kinda broke off to do my own thing... my style is SIMILAR but different and distinct.. I did help with several MDE Skits though. I wrote Tactical Talk, look up MDE Tactical Talk.

Jan also mentions how fond he is of Jesus Chatline in this stream, much like he enjoyed the idea of the Xetty Hotline earlier in this season, and he did in fact have callers interact with him as Jace while he wore those silly wraparound sunglasses and insisted that he was NOT gay to the fan on the other side of the phone.



Jan hasn't been a part of the Kiwifarms in many years. It's grown and aged and become notorious as time went on. I believe he sees his involvement as a product of his youth, which just so happened to bring to light his incredible ability to write and act. I still think it's at least a little funny that Jet hates our opinions so much, seeing how one of the most influential members of the site has saved the third season of his show.

I'm glossing over the entire Gamergate debacle. For a much more thorough and accurate explanation of who Jan is to Josh, I really recommend the Mad at the Internet episode concerning him.

Thank you Jan for giving us the best season of Fishtank thus far. Although this corner of the Internet may still idolize a decade-old character of yours, you've proven your versatility multiple times over in the last two weeks. Seeing you run yelling after Letty made me laugh myself hoarse, even if the camera did die ten seconds in.

Semper fidelis to all are armed forces.

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Rate me incredibly late, but I haven’t checked the thread much today since I’ve been spending all day cleaning my place. Pardon me if this has already been discussed, but regarding the leaked Jimmy texts with his therapist… Wouldn’t talking to a patient on social media be a huge violation of HIPAA? I’m no diehard Jimmy fan, but I’m inclined to believe him that the texts with the therapist are fake because I’m 95% sure therapists and patients are not allowed to interact outside of office visits and official office phone lines/email. If these leaked texts are in fact real, his therapist could get in huge trouble.
This is the part no one stops to think of alongside the fact it popped up on the wonderful schizo hugbox that is current 4chan, people can meme about it as they want but if it's real then that is a massive legal violation that could fuck her career up instantly even if it's the result of account breaching.
That could be a possibility. But Jimmy said in the voicemail that Abby is not his therapist (assuming the voicemail is real). Not just that, Abby Brooks is a real therapist. I did some digging and found her profile based on the printout. Here is the person:
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L / A
This leaves with two possibilities:
  1. The leaks are fake and gay
  2. Abby is a therapist who talked to him but NOT his personal therapist.
 
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I can't believe Greg said the N-word.

Isn't associating with Sam Hyde worse?
Your average hourly wage employer doesn't know who Sam is, and even if they did, you could always pretend you didn't know enough about Sam when you worked for him. There's room for plausible deniability.

You can't deny a video of you dropping slurs or wearing black face. That's what got Taylor fired from her casino job.
 
from the wording, it sounded like she was a social worker for him before becoming a licensed therapist
From the qualifications, she started practicing somewhere around 2017-2018, 2-3 years after the DMs (2015).
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any chance Brooks could be a maiden name?
Doesn't really matter as the face matches the printout and the portrait on the site.
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Does anyone have a link to this fighting theme music? it sounds awesome, reminds me of Mick Gordon's Doom soundtrack.
 
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