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You know what he does with those.Here's a random video for when you wanna fill time or specifically mock British people
I'm using Portuguese pronunciation for Xitter as in o xadrez [chess], ergo "shitter."The only way to properly pronounce it is in the tongue of the mongols: Жьттр
Let me be clear. I do not believe in God. Rather, I am certain there is a God. I am certain that God is the Creator of heaven and earth, Master of the Universe, and Controller of all history. Maimonides said there is no commandment to believe in God but to know that God exists.
Yes, He promised an ingathering of the exiles, and while the Messiah has not yet come, with the miraculous State of Israel, that has largely occurred. But October 7 shattered the founding principle of a Jewish state, namely, that once Jews are in their land, protected by their army, there would never again be mass murder of Jews or anything resembling a holocaust.
We waited for Israel for 2,000 years. Did God have to shatter the promise of security in our land so decisively?
What does God want from us Jews? Why is it that He has seemingly broken so many promises to us? He says He loves us. Yet he allows us to be gang-raped, beheaded, disemboweled, slaughtered, and cremated. Might the Europeans not make the same argument? We love you to death!
And to those who say that we Jews are sinful and don’t keep the Torah, give me a break. There is no nation on earth so faithful as the Jews. Even after Auschwitz, we continue to put on tefillin, eat kosher, and send our kids to Jewish day schools. No nation on earth has even approximated the loyalty of the Jews to God even when it seems He does not reciprocate.
But none of that is my business. My job is to protest God’s seeming inaction, demand that He show himself in history – as He did on the day that four hostages were rescued and when the demonic president of Iran was roasted in a helicopter crash – and finally protect his people.
No, God is not an antisemite. The very fact that the Jewish people still exist proves it. But it’s high time that he started showing His love rather than just talking about it.
He also got deranged when Candace Owens started saying Jesus is King:Chana Boteach posing in front of some accessories at her Kosher Sex store in Tel Aviv, July 10, 2019. (Shoshanna Solomon/Times of Israel)
What makes a sex toy kosher was question number one after The Times of Israel received an invitation to visit a kosher sex shop that opened its doors recently in the heart of Tel Aviv.
Established by Chana Boteach, daughter of America’s polarizing celebrity Orthodox Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, who authored books like “Kosher Sex: A Recipe for Passion and Intimacy” and “Why Can’t I Fall in Love: A 12 Step Program,” the store at 25 Montefiore Street in Tel Aviv has nothing sleazy about it.
In fact, approaching the shop was initially confusing. The sign on the window said “Kosher Sex” in black and purple letters but at first glance all that could be seen from the outside was clothing.
“The clothes help ease the way in” for customers, said the 28-year Boteach, dressed in black jeans and a sleeveless T-shirt.
Author and radio host Rabbi Shmuley Boteach has continued his feud with former The Daily Wire commentator Candace Owens, posting a bizarre video of himself on Purim dressed as a 'Candace Owens Jew.'
Owens and The Daily Wire have parted ways after weeks of tension with the outlet's co-founder Ben Shapiro over the Israel-Hamas war and her promotion of various conspiracy theories.
Part of the lead-up to their uncoupling included a very public feud between Owens and Rabbi Shmuley, who has been accusing the pundit of anti-Semitism dating back to her associations with and defense of Kanye West in 2022.
On Saturday, on the occasion of the Jewish holiday Purim, he posted multiple videos to X of himself in a costume of exaggerated, anti-Semitic stereotypes of Jewish people, describing himself as a 'Candace Owens Jew.'
'For Purim I've dressed up as a Candace Owens Jew (or is it just dress up? Or are we Jews deep down always like this… filth, Money, drunk on Christian blood.. and … dual loyalties for Israel),' he wrote.
Fuck 'em! Fuck 'em all! You wanna know why? BECAUSE THEY'RE FUCKING FROGS WITH A SHIT-TIER LANGUAGE, THAT'S WHY!Charles Martel is rolling in his grave as we speak.
I like the bus driver's logic of having a bunch of both famous and infamous historical figures as stickers on the bus every time he's asked shit is "why not?". Very powerul.Bit of a fan of the Bald and Bankrupt YouTube guy at the moment. Although very English, his travels in former Soviet states are fascinating.
At the moment he’s in Uganda though, and finds the best bus.
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This guy needs to be shot, in non vital spots, for every time he has ever touched someone else's car.Josh, remember the cart narcs from last year when there was a kiwifarms mini civil war over them? Well he went to the UK and validated everything you feel about that country.
Lazy Bones Detected!!This guy needs to be shot, in non vital spots, for every time he has ever touched someone else's car.
I worked as a cart boy many years ago. None of my friends would have been happy to be interrupted by this faggot claiming his ad revenue in our domain, We would have apologized to the customer for not calling security sooner, because he is a deranged lunatic terrorist. Put up all the flyers and do all the community service you want, but do not touch other people's vehicles without permission. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger of all time if you do.Lazy Bones Detected!!
I especially loved the sub Saharan who came out to be the referee.What is wrong with the British phenotype? They genuinely look like caricatures.
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This guy needs to be shot, in non vital spots, for every time he has ever touched someone else's car.
The Lazy Bones is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite, swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But throw a magnetic sticker and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “My car!"Lazy Bones Detected!!
Sourpuss detected!I worked as a cart boy many years ago. None of my friends would have been happy to be interrupted by this faggot claiming his ad revenue in our domain, We would have apologized to the customer for not calling security sooner, because he is a deranged lunatic terrorist. Put up all the flyers and do all the community service you want, but do not touch other people's vehicles without permission. You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger of all time if you do.
Remember when we had this much fun together? Thank you friends.
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How come Adroc Thurston gets to vote twice??
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Context : The Duke says type G if Greg wins the duel or D if the Duke wins the duel.
Keno Kasino spammed betterWe had some fun on the last day of Fishtank Season 2.5 Bloodgames in the Fishtank Chat.
During the final "fight" between the fish and their allies vs. The Duke (Sam Hyde) and his vampires, Fishtank chat (aimed at the official chat) was told to either spam G for Greg (one of the NPCs on the side of fish) or D for The Duke.
We had a bit o fun in the KW FT chyat :3
Earrape warning due to Fishtank playing in the background (working on getting the video downsized too- done).
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Sorry if it looks wetarded, first time I'm posting content in The MATI thread.