Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

[Maddox Lost]

Imagine braggig about being cast as a faggot in a fast food commercial

Think about all the auditions, and the prep work that goes into getting a role in hollywood. 100s of hours of preparing and grinding to become the gay pizza hut guy LOL.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Dax, however, is one of those guys in his 40s who still talks about "getting pussy" and it's so cringy. Remember when we were in our 20s and there was a creepy old guy at the bar trying to talk to our dates and ruining the vibe? That's Dax.

Dax is the creepy guy in his 40s who hangs about with guys half his age because they're the only ones who think his 'fuck bitches, get money' nihilist attitude is cool. I cannot imagine anyone of a similar age to Dax who is normal watching his content and thinking he is anything other than a total loser.

Obviously we don't really know her, that's just my theories.

Your theories are compelling, but I'm leaning more and more into the theory that Marie is at least a little crazy and stays with Dax because, despite being an asshole, he's utterly passive because he doesn't care about anything which makes him easy to push around (very much doubt the jigsaw competition was his idea).

That's realistically the best Marie can hope for at her age/with that jawline.

 

[Tablet County]

Dax is the creepy guy in his 40s who hangs about with guys half his age because they're the only ones who think his 'fuck bitches, get money' nihilist attitude is cool. I cannot imagine anyone of a similar age to Dax who is normal watching his content and thinking he is anything other than a total loser.

Ironically, despite this criticism often being levelled at the Cancerman, Dax fits more into the mold of Boomer Groomer than Jimbo does.

 

[Guntkvd]

You know what's pathetic? Juju is still trying to make it in LA. Even worse, he's trying to make it together with vito.

 

[Tablet County]

You know what's pathetic? Juju is still trying to make it in LA. Even worse, he's trying to make it together with vito.

Can you blame him for having hope? With the both of them being insufferable pedophiles they'd fit right in with the LA elite.

 

[Never Scored]

Do you imagine she would be happier with the shared bedroom with the curtain for privacy, the cardboard nightstand, and the slime comforter?

Not to defend Maddox too much here, but if there were a woman living there, there would have been no cardboard nightstand or slime comforter. Back in my mid-20s, I was sleeping on a futon and used to keep my clean clothes in a big pile on the floor before my wife moved in and said I had to get a real bed and dresser. And women expect single men to be living like that. There's a reason "guys really live in an apartment like this" became a meme.

I wouldn't be surprised if Maddox is too autistic to share a living space with anyone else, though.

 

[AltisticRight]

At least "The Room" actually aired, unlike the Pizza Hut ad and most of the Doctor Phil stuff.

What else will never air, I wonder?
Maybe a certain nonce's shitty picture book and a fat balding faggot's frogs.

Imagine braggig about being cast as a faggot in a fast food commercial

Imagine bragging about being the homecoming king.
Imagine fucking Maddox' s sloppy seconds.
Imagine pretending to be a cow when this sloppy camwhore sodomises you.
Imagine being Dax Herrera. How sad.

 

[Tablet County]

Imagine bragging about being the homecoming king.
Imagine fucking Maddox' s sloppy seconds.
Imagine pretending to be a cow when this sloppy camwhore sodomises you.
Imagine being Dax Herrera. How sad.

Imagine Dick's a faggot.
It's easy if you try.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Marie Valenzuela will die unmarried and every IRS tax form she files from now until then will have a "single" ticked checkbox.

She won’t even achieve a common law marriage as California doesn’t do that. Sad.

Can you blame him for having hope? With the both of them being insufferable pedophiles they'd fit right in with the LA elite.

Imagine being too much of a pedo for the LA Elite pedos.

 

[break these cuffs]

Imagine being too much of a pedo for the LA Elite pedos.

Pretty sure he isn't enough of a pedo for them. He said he only wants to fuck 15 year olds, not that he'd supply them to movie execs.

 

[AltisticRight]

Imagine Dick's a faggot.
It's easy if you try.

I wouldn't even fuck Dax with Marie Hulagirl86's strap-on.

 

[KateHikes14]

Not to defend Maddox too much here, but if there were a woman living there, there would have been no cardboard nightstand or slime comforter. Back in my mid-20s, I was sleeping on a futon and used to keep my clean clothes in a big pile on the floor before my wife moved in and said I had to get a real bed and dresser. And women expect single men to be living like that. There's a reason "guys really live in an apartment like this" became a meme.

I wouldn't be surprised if Maddox is too autistic to share a living space with anyone else, though.

Would the woman to weak to turn down a threesome also magically have the self-respect to make him not share a room divided by a curtain like a hospital? Get real.

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

It's funny to me that it hasn't occurred to any of you that Marie is a sex pervert who gets off on being cucked, and, that being exactly what Juju wants, he keeps her around to humiliate while she jills off.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

It's funny to me that it hasn't occurred to any of you that Marie is a sex pervert who gets off on being cucked, and, that being exactly what Juju wants, he keeps her around to humiliate while she jills off.

I'm not so sure, a lot of her messages to JLH paint the picture that she cried in the cuck truck.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Would the woman to weak to turn down a threesome also magically have the self-respect to make him not share a room divided by a curtain like a hospital? Get real.

Well she would prefer to cry in the truck instead.

It's funny to me that it hasn't occurred to any of you that Marie is a sex pervert who gets off on being cucked, and, that being exactly what Juju wants, he keeps her around to humiliate while she jills off.

I think she’s just been broken by Maddox and goes along with Dax because he reminds her of Maddox to a degree and she gets to hear about Maddox from Dax all the time.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

What else will never air, I wonder?
Maybe a certain nonce's shitty picture book and a fat balding faggot's frogs.


Imagine bragging about being the homecoming king.
Imagine fucking Maddox' s sloppy seconds.
Imagine pretending to be a cow when this sloppy camwhore sodomises you.
Imagine being Dax Herrera. How sad.

Dax will be tough to completely take down, bur he will make an excellent trophy. He will be BUCK BROKEN

 

[Cirrhosis_of_Liver]

I'm not so sure, a lot of her messages to JLH paint the picture that she cried in the cuck truck.

Cuckqueans are in some respect even more fucked in the head than male willing cucks.

Dax, for his part, can only overcome his homosexual revulsion for women either by simulating gay sex or by humiliating and degrading a woman since he hates women.

"Just jokes" he says.


Man. Having pondered a bit more, he sure talks about jerking off or fucking sex toys a lot. Why would anyone choose this over having sex with his woman?


A fellow in a stable LTR who jerks off frequently is either unable or unwilling to have sex. Unable because she turns him down? That doormat? So unwilling. Because why? Because her unfortunate jaw is the only mannish thing about Marie.

He could have sex with JLH only so long as Marie's tears maintained his hardon.

This hypothesis also explains why he couldn't ditch Marie for Jamie. Sex with a woman who cheats on her husband? Dax doesn't hate men; he wants them to fuck him.

 

[deepin daseur]

Chuckled when I saw this artist name. Decent song too, includes lyrics fitting to Juju's lifestyle of trusting nobody, being high all the time, and even equipped with an ACK ACK ACK laugh sample.
YOUNG JUJU - THE WAY (2016)

Extra points for the producer's name: Mass Hole

 

[Never Scored]

I'm not so sure, a lot of her messages to JLH paint the picture that she cried in the cuck truck.

It is common for cucks to have post nut regret. It's possible she has the female equivalent. Post ovulation clarity?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Can you blame him for having hope? With the both of them being insufferable pedophiles they'd fit right in with the LA elite.

Unfortunately neither of them have any of the other vital components: being handsome, talented or Jewish.

The Hollywood child fuckers have no use for an old beaner with a sevenhead and some disgusting fat wop, as evidenced by the fact they can't even get a pilot greenlit.