"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Okay, taking requests for weird shit. Not much happened this week.

Here's a really weird and cursed one if you want. This OP literally just left PG. Introducing the Gordoverse:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gordon-david-paille-gflashex-gflashex2000-darkfire-verum-emperor-of-darkfire-verum-pyscho-pickman-gordonator.194793/

TLDR:
Gordon D. Paille @Gflashex came to Kiwi Farms to make a PA request against someone on Twitter who wanted to dox Poppy Diabolique. He was doxed almost instantly due to ignoring the registration warning and reusing the same username. Turns out this guy is an extremely autistic SSI NEET pedophile lolicon defender and he has an entire sphere of detractors, some of which came to the thread to shit it up. For example, this one troon he chased after had a Kiwi Farms account and faked cowtipping gay ops in the thread for attention. It's completely fucking insane.

 

[Null]

i've seen people post like 5 different updates a week in the community happenings thread but not a single thing i've seen is like "woaw I really gotta look more into this". like I really need a video or something. just some weird cringe gay muppet that argues with people about lolicon is like half of /v/.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Here's a really weird and cursed one if you want. This OP literally just left PG. Introducing the Gordoverse:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/gordon-david-paille-gflashex-gflashex2000-darkfire-verum-emperor-of-darkfire-verum-pyscho-pickman-gordonator.194793/

TLDR:
Gordon D. Paille @Gflashex came to Kiwi Farms to make a PA request against someone on Twitter who wanted to dox Poppy Diabolique. He was doxed almost instantly due to ignoring the registration warning and reusing the same username. Turns out this guy is an extremely autistic SSI NEET pedophile lolicon defender and he has an entire sphere of detractors, some of which came to the thread to shit it up. For example, this one troon he chased after had a Kiwi Farms account and faked cowtipping gay ops in the thread for attention. It's completely fucking insane.

I have to second this. This situation blew up so fast and so crazy it made my head spin. What started off as seemingly just another PA request by a retard with terrible opsec opened up a massive can of lolicon degeneracy, tranny stalking, gayops involving a tranny pretending to cow-tip under his own account until he was struck by troonitis and had to reveal his cleverness. This went so well he's now privated his twatter once again. And that's just the tip of the iceberg. It grew so fast it's become a true extended universe of orbiters, a-logs, artwork and amazing Suno AI songs.

It's honestly WELL worth looking into for MATI.

*edit* we'll try Null, but it's hard to pin down to a video or two that would sum it up, it's a collage of retardation, degeneracy and gayops far wider then it can be easily codified, that's why it was made into a Gordoverse thread when it could easily be it's own small subforum at this point already.

 

[Jomi]

whataburger mentioned

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

whataburger mentioned

Whataburger is worse than McDonalds which is also trash. Stop eating fast food everyone. It's not cheap because the food has no value to start with. You're paying $10+ for a reduced life span.

 

[Terrifik]

after Pride month & Doc Disrespect scalping
Back on Twitch & I'm Sorry .png

https://www.dexerto.com/twitch/nickmercs-returns-to-twitch-and-addresses-ban-for-using-transphobic-slur-2812817/

“I didn’t f**king know, man,” he said during his return stream. “I didn’t know. They were saying it’s like saying the N word. I didn’t f**king know that. Why would I? Come on now… So they banned me for a week. To be honest it was good timing, I was going to Vegas.”

When people in Nick’s chat said that “comparing to the N word is wild,” the streamer explained: “Look, I’m just telling you what they were telling me. I don’t understand either, okay, but I’m just reiterating how it had went.”

 

[Null]

Whataburger is worse than McDonalds which is also trash. Stop eating fast food everyone. It's not cheap because the food has no value to start with. You're paying $10+ for a reduced life span.

nigger it's just burgers. there was nothing back there that's like "wow this isn't food". bread and meat and veg got delivered and prepped daily. I think we had an usually good location because of the beach tourism but nothing I saw there ever made me think "I'd never eat here". In fact, me and my friend would stop by every so often to get burg and annoy people we knew.

the worst thing is honestly the soda. The way carbonated soda is made is with this black goo in big pouches. it just looks scifi and carcinogenic. I still drank that shit for years though.

 

[TETRABAX]

Whataburger is worse than McDonalds which is also trash. Stop eating fast food everyone. It's not cheap because the food has no value to start with. You're paying $10+ for a reduced life span.

Exactly, Amazon sometimes has the Amazon brand frozen pizzas as a buy-one-get-one deal so they come out to like $4 each and have the kcals and macros to keep you alive for a whole day.

I'm fact, they are $4 right now
Amazon Fresh, Rising Crust Pepperoni Pizza, 28.3 Oz https://a.co/d/021C7rYg

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't know if this topic is stream worthy by itself but I believe the fact that it's yet another example of "make your own X" being a pipe dream joke/cope is worth a look.

tl;dw
Baton Rouge Louisiana sucks ass. In 2012 people in what is now, kinda, Saint George petitioned to get their own school district because Baton Rouge sucks ass. This was struck down a few times so they decided to take their ball and leave by making a ballot measure to make their own city with their own school district. In 2019 they were successful and were immediately hit with a lawsuit by the Mayor challenging the existence of the new city. The problem is that Baton Rouge is a majority black city, Saint George is a majority white city, and with the loss of Saint George means a loss of a lot of yummy tax dollars for suck ass Baton Rouge to squander. There are calls to have Saint George to pay back taxes from 2019 to now cuz day ain't a real city n sheeeeeeit and Baton Rouge gots dem programs n sheeeeeeit. They are so assmad about the loss of that money the city or the mayor of Baton Rouge is trying to get the feds involved by saying Saint George existing somehow violates voting rights. If Baton Rouge is successful in getting the feds to overturn Saint George's successful ballot win, they've already said that they are going to jail the officials of Saint George for stealing tax dollars.

So, yeah nerd, just balkanize. Legally make your own community filled with like-minded people. Nothing bad will ever happen to you if you just follow the rules.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

nigger it's just burgers. there was nothing back there that's like "wow this isn't food". bread and meat and veg got delivered and prepped daily. I think we had an usually good location because of the beach tourism but nothing I saw there ever made me think "I'd never eat here". In fact, me and my friend would stop by every so often to get burg and annoy people we knew.

I can't speak to the magic beach Whataburger of your youth, but my podunk hometown Whataburger has always justified its existence by being open after bars let out with hardly any customers during the day. Every time I ate there I've felt disappointed and then sick (although McDonalds does the same thing now).

the worst thing is honestly the soda. The way carbonated soda is made is with this black goo in big pouches. it just looks scifi and carcinogenic. I still drank that shit for years though.

Yes. Soda is the devil's bubble bath. I worked at a movie theatre so I'm familiar with the horrifying chemical slime bags.

 

[Det. Frank Washington Esq]

i've seen people post like 5 different updates a week in the community happenings thread but not a single thing i've seen is like "woaw I really gotta look more into this". like I really need a video or something. just some weird cringe gay muppet that argues with people about lolicon is like half of /v/.

You can talk about Milo Stewart. Proto Tumber-era gender special who did a 360 through just about all the colored flag combinations then dropping an OF to little fanfare before dipping off the Internet.

s/o to (or curses, not really sure which one) @PandaChai for opening that door for me.

 

[AnOminous]

This story made me happy so I think it’ll make you happy Jersh.

https://www.metalsucks.net/2024/07/08/convicted-pedo-ian-watkins-was-stabbed-in-prison-over-drugs-now-pays-for-protection/

Ian Watkins (Singer of LostProphets) got stabbed in prison and just not having a good time. I genuinely thought Prison Justice was a glorified meme and it probably is but this fucker getting stabbed is a nice start.

It is for most people, but there are particularly vile people who really are at risk, like Dahmer, this guy, Chris Watts, probably Nick Bate, etc.

Trying to rape a baby and calling it "mega lolz" is outside of the wheelhouse of even most criminal scum.

 

[TETRABAX]

It is for most people, but there are particularly vile people who really are at risk, like Dahmer, this guy, Chris Watts, probably Nick Bate, etc.

Trying to rape a baby and calling it "mega lolz" is outside of the wheelhouse of even most criminal scum.

A lot of criminals are also victims of CSA so chomos get what's coming to them in jail/prison

 

[RotPockets]

i've seen people post like 5 different updates a week in the community happenings thread but not a single thing i've seen is like "woaw I really gotta look more into this". like I really need a video or something. just some weird cringe gay muppet that argues with people about lolicon is like half of /v/.

China eating poop water perhaps my liege?

 

[EggImpregnator]

Jersh, this is a very old story but a very crazy one nobody knows about.

It involves an LA based Jewish abortionist who collected 16,500 dead babies and fetuses and stored them in a shipping container in the back of his house. It's really sick shit if you look deep into the story. He had them in like pickle jars and shit.

https://www.nytimes.com/1985/08/29/us/16500-fetuses-to-get-burial-after-long-fight-on-funeral.html

 

[Null]

I will save that for a rainy day

 

[Butwhythough2]

It is for most people, but there are particularly vile people who really are at risk, like Dahmer, this guy, Chris Watts, probably Nick Bate, etc.

Trying to rape a baby and calling it "mega lolz" is outside of the wheelhouse of even most criminal scum.

A lot of criminals are also victims of CSA so chomos get what's coming to them in jail/prison

I can't remember the guy's name but he was a career criminal (just theft and burglaries) and when he was on parol he found the names of several pedophiles and visited one of them in the middle of the night to inact street justice. He beat the shit out of the pedo with a crowbar and due to the faggot still being conscious he was able to call 911. That man got 3x longer of a sentence than all the pedos on his list did altogether. Everyone in the comment section wanted him out of prison and to receive a reward for trashing that pedo. Turned out the man was sexually assaulted and turned to substance abuse and theivery, that was the motivating factor behind the attack. He actually had a list of them that he was going to visit through the night, but unfortunately got caught after the first one.

Edit: his prison sentence was 3x longer than the combined sentences of the pedophiles on his list

 

[Jotch]

Okay, taking requests for weird shit. Not much happened this week.

Please consider a gaming/'community game' segment. I think mostly of the scribbl.io segments after the Aliens Isolation streams which looked like they were great fun for all parties involved. (Especially) Even when people started writing enwords and using bots to draw Hitlers to "Ruin the game".

 

[Vect]

Maybe there could be a seperate 'MATI' slop thread, where people just post in entertaining stuff or pieces if there needs to be time to fill or a lighthearted segment while the big stories are posted here.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

I can't remember the guy's name but he was a career criminal (just theft and burglaries) and when he was on parol he found the names of several pedophiles and visited one of them in the middle of the night to inact street justice. He beat the shit out of the pedo with a crowbar and due to the faggot still being conscious he was able to call 911. That man got 3 to 5x longer of a sentence than the pedophile did. Everyone in the comment section wanted him out of prison and to receive a reward for trashing that pedo. Turned out the man was sexually assaulted and turned to substance abuse and theivery, that was the motivating factor behind the attack. He actually had a list of them that he was going to visit through the night, but unfortunately got caught after the first one.

A similar story is that of Robert Maudsley, the longest-serving prisoner in solitary in the UK who exclusively targeted pedos and sex offenders:



That's some cold-blooded shit.