Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Merekgrimaldus]

when will bodycam footage will be released?

 

[Null]

when will bodycam footage will be released?

why do people keep asking this? it's a government office. they don't have a timer. it's "pending investigation", so it gets released when the clerks release it to me. I don't have any way to expedite this.

The only way to expedite this is for April, Kayla, or Nick to sign an affidavit consenting to its release.

like I wish I had a little sand timer on my desk that pops the video out but it's a fucking state government agency. Even with federal foias that have hard time limits of like 60 days, it takes years sometimes to get a reply.

 

[Merekgrimaldus]

why do people keep asking this? it's a government office. they don't have a timer. it's "pending investigation", so it gets released when the clerks release it to me. I don't have any way to expedite this.

The only way to expedite this is for April, Kayla, or Nick to sign an affidavit consenting to its release.

like I wish I had a little sand timer on my desk that pops the video out but it's a fucking state government agency. Even with federal foias that have hard time limits of like 60 days, it takes years sometimes to get a reply.

i'm sorry Mr. Null. i didn't want to come up rude.

 

[DHugo]

why do people keep asking this? it's a government office. they don't have a timer. it's "pending investigation", so it gets released when the clerks release it to me. I don't have any way to expedite this.

The only way to expedite this is for April, Kayla, or Nick to sign an affidavit consenting to its release.

like I wish I had a little sand timer on my desk that pops the video out but it's a fucking state government agency. Even with federal foias that have hard time limits of like 60 days, it takes years sometimes to get a reply.

WHOOOOOAAAAAAAH IT'S HERE IN 6 DAYS

 

[chomp chomp]

If I were Null I would make a featured post saying the request has been denied just to get people to stop asking about it.

 

[Law]

The word you’re looking for is “Italian”

Yeah, but with none of the charm!

It’s the beginning stages of a cult

Yeah, but with none of the charm!

and why, for the love of god, would anyone want to watch a funny looking out of shape loser in a hottub?

If the funny looking out of shape loser was funny and engaging? Lots of people. If the funny looking loser was a disgraced cokehead? Frothing hate-watchers.

I like the transition of Gavin Mcinnes into a Colonel Sanders sort of look though.

Colonel Sanders if he was a conductor on the gay train.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Takes a while to edit on a 486 using windows 3.1. Gotta love government.

 

[Angry Shoes]

If I were Null I would make a featured post saying the request has been denied just to get people to stop asking about it.

Or a footage canary on this page, like the "you're gonna cary that gunt" footer. Just a short message constantly on this thread at the bottom of the screen that says "no we don't have the footage yet".

 

[Nick's Snort Tube]

why do people keep asking this? it's a government office. they don't have a timer. it's "pending investigation", so it gets released when the clerks release it to me. I don't have any way to expedite this.

The only way to expedite this is for April, Kayla, or Nick to sign an affidavit consenting to its release.

like I wish I had a little sand timer on my desk that pops the video out but it's a fucking state government agency. Even with federal foias that have hard time limits of like 60 days, it takes years sometimes to get a reply.

Thanks for your hard work on this, Josh.

Also, nick said to cameltoe that “no one has asked him” to sign a release. Maybe a request into the Baldo press secretary would get a release?

 

[Father Balldo]

when will bodycam footage will be released?

two more weeks

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Thanks for your hard work on this, Josh.

Also, nick said to cameltoe that “no one has asked him” to sign a release. Maybe a request into the Baldo press secretary would get a release?

No one has asked Nick because he'll say No.
Edit: Actually, I think Jersh asked publicly, but Nick would claim he doesn't watch every MATI segment about him in a seething rage and thus maintain he was never asked.

If Jersh goes out of his way to ask Nick directly, Nick will say No and then say "I never said I would sign the release" if confronted about it.

 

[Grayback]

why do people keep asking this?

Because if we have no information about something (or no "new" information), then anyone whom we ask about it would necessarily know either as much or more than us -- so it seems like there's only potential upside to asking.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Because if we have no information about something (or no "new" information), then anyone whom we ask about it would necessarily know either as much or more than us -- so it seems like there's only potential upside to asking.

This thread will explode to a million pages when the body cam footage is released, it'll be featured on the front page, and it'll be a highlight on the Community Happenings thread.

When it releases, YOU WILL KNOW.

 

[Sharpeteer]

This thread will explode to a million pages when the body cam footage is released, it'll be featured on the front page, and it'll be a highlight on the Community Happenings thread.

When it releases, YOU WILL KNOW.

You basically read my mind, so I went ahead and erased what I was writing. lol

This is why I'd be a terrible janny - I'd just temp-thread ban anyone that asks at this point. Even the slightest amount of thinking and reading the room will tell you if the footage is out of not.

"Oh yeah the bodycam footage that would break the internet is already out, but we're simply too busy talking about CynthiaTHE DEMON and random Nick insults instead, so we don't really care about it anymore."

 

[Goatchoker]

This thread will explode to a million pages when the body cam footage is released, it'll be featured on the front page, and it'll be a highlight on the Community Happenings thread.

When it releases, YOU WILL KNOW.

ALL the locked threads so it’s all being funneled into a shit show thread will be tell tale sign.

I can’t wait.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Because if we have no information about something (or no "new" information), then anyone whom we ask about it would necessarily know either as much or more than us -- so it seems like there's only potential upside to asking.

Go to kiwifarms.st, look at the "featured content" bit and press F5 until it shows up, then you will be first to know.

Remember, if you stop even for a second it might show up and you won't know about it, you must make the sacrifice and endure F5ing until it drops.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

when will bodycam footage will be released?

Wait for it to be featured ffs. Others have posted faster.

Instead: have you checked with the town crier?

 

[Gorbus]

Rekieta is a weird outlier in that he's one of the very few tall lolcows, especially in this sektur. Ralph, Juju, Riley, Beardson Beardling, Fuentes, the trend even holds true on the left with desTiny and Vaush.

It's like another non-obstacle he overcame. So many lolcows are motivated by their manlet status causing them to seek dominance in other ways. Nick did it raw.

 

[Grayback]

When it releases, YOU WILL KNOW.

I know. I'm not saying that it's right to keep constantly asking about it. Just that that's why people do it.
I guess sometimes when people ask "why," they don't actually mean "why." I feel kinda retarded.

 

[Train Operator]

I believe Aaron believes that because he seems to be a gullible moron, but Kayla wouldn´t be cuck wrangling him so Nick could fuck his wife if she was fueled by hate. She must be the dumbest or more mentally broken person involved in all of this.
April, otoh could be the smartest: sucking dry the Balldo for coke and being financially maintained till the inevitable fate of his prison term and then she moves on; if she is planning to steal Kayla´s place, playing the long game for someone that will probably get divorce raped if things play out the way they are expected, she would be very retarded.
If I was Kayla and really hated Nick, I would cut a deal, avoid jail time, pin it all on him and divorce rape the faggot while he still have access to most of his money.

i still think she divorces him the second the legal case is over. i don't know, I'm of the mind that you don't love your husband if you're letting him fuck whores while you suck whatever cock you can get. plus she clearly didn't have to cuck wrangle Aaron to let nick keep fucking april since aaron's gone and nick is still doing it. besides there would be no reason to have the big blow up fights that Aaron described if it was all an act. if her plan was to keep Aaron around you'd think she'd want the least amount of drama possible not have shouting matches every other day.

then again I'm not a coked up cuck, so what do i know.