Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 57 23.9%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 75 31.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 29 12.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 74 31.1%

  • Total voters
    238
Rekieta is a weird outlier in that he's one of the very few tall lolcows, especially in this sektur. Ralph, Juju, Riley, Beardson Beardling, Fuentes, the trend even holds true on the left with desTiny and Vaush.

It's like another non-obstacle he overcame. So many lolcows are motivated by their manlet status causing them to seek dominance in other ways. Nick did it raw.
Sargon and Boogie are tall, aren't they?
 
i still think she divorces him the second the legal case is over. i don't know, I'm of the mind that you don't love your husband if you're letting him fuck whores while you suck whatever cock you can get. plus she clearly didn't have to cuck wrangle Aaron to let nick keep fucking april since aaron's gone and nick is still doing it. besides there would be no reason to have the big blow up fights that Aaron described if it was all an act. if her plan was to keep Aaron around you'd think she'd want the least amount of drama possible not have shouting matches every other day.

then again I'm not a coked up cuck, so what do i know.
They're probably codependent on each other in a number of ways at this point, so it's a toss-up. I expect they'll stay together because they're too shallow to tolerate being alone for any length of time, and fucking strangers isn't exactly a stable situation especially once they're in their 50s, 60s, and on.

Maybe they can start up a polycule in the retirement home eventually. God knows their kids won't be visiting them.
 
"Now I'm onto coke. Cherry Coke." Yeah, he said that.
You see, it's hilarious, because like, he's a cocaine addict facing felony drug charges. Don't you wish you had such jokes in your arsenal?

I mean the last time I heard this one, I fell off my dinosaur laughing (you now remember your childhood).
Nick thinks hes better than everyone so if someone gives him advice, even if its in his interests, he'll refuse out of spite even if its making his situation worse.
This is the primary trait of the lolcow, and none of them even understand why this behavior is insanely idiotic and hilarious.

It's also why weens are retarded when they try to fuck over cows in elaborate, dumb ways. You don't even need to fuck over cows. Just give them good advice and they'll spitefully fuck themselves over and think it's a W somehow while you're laughing yourself silly at their moronic antics.
It is notable, based on yesterday's disclosure, that two of the kids are listed as having (additional?) interviews in the State's evidence. If that is "weird", to note then more than half the posters who have considered the issues of the kids (listed above) are just as "weird". The kids are central to this story, sadly.

I am a mother. Of course I am most concerned for the kids, though one need not be a parent to be horrified and actively questioning what the fuck is going on. This thread does it on the daily.
If anything, parent or not, you're weird if you don't care. Almost anyone is going to be most concerned about the kids, even if it doesn't "personally affect you" as Diddler Dax likes to say. Only some weird redditor with a deranged loathing for kids doesn't care when innocents get screwed over by the degenerate and criminal behavior of their parents.
The cases: Can the State use disclosures from Nick/Kayla regarding the kids in the criminal case? Why is there a 6-7 day gap between the pastor's report and the search? Is that delay a problem for the search or the CPS case?
My personal belief is they were proceeding cautiously and making fully sure they were getting probable cause, but his deranged cokestream tipped the balance and they decided to pull the trigger right then and there. They knew they were dealing with a lawyer and they're often very careful to dot their i's and cross their t's to avoid any possibility of screwing it up.

Especially in a drug case, you want enough probable cause that you aren't just barely over the threshold. You want enough that even if some of your grounds are dodgy and get disregarded, you still have probable cause. Drug cases are generally decided by whether the evidence is admissable and courts are generally pretty good about applying the exclusionary rule. Compare, for instance, to more "serious" cases like murder. I've never heard of a case where they raided a house and found a crawl space full of murdered dead bodies and had that thrown out even when the probable cause was iffy. In drug cases, though, they're generally very by the book. Some cokehead walking isn't going to lead to a bunch more dead people.

In this case, the drugs and guns being admissable is the center of the case, including the child abuse allegations. So you really, really want your probable cause solid as hell. And I think the cokestream was the impetus just to go right in.

I would reckon they had been watching his streams at the very least since the reports from the pastor. I would also reckon the relevant members of the congregation had long been aware of Nick's cucking, swinging, drugs, and generally degenerate lifestyle, and obviously would not approve. When that degeneracy ripened into actual child abuse is when they took action. They already knew to be deeply suspicious of Nick's behavior.
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Edit to Add: Other discussions that have been actively considered ITT: did Nick's sexual degeneracy which he put on blast affect the kids? Did they know about it?
Over a year ago, I was absolutely certain and said so that the kids were at the very least going to get razzed over Balldo Dad. Just because they're Christian homeschooled doesn't mean they're some kind of weird Amish with no Internet access, or that they don't talk about the weirdoes in their congregation.
 
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null is lying, he has the footage and he won’t ever release it because he was THERE partying with Nick and he’s on the body cam footage, also He’s on the limo logs to balldo’s pleasure palace.

Source: This information was revealed to me in a dream.
That alone wouldn't be enough for him to lock it up in the vault. He can be seen on video eating CHEDDAR CHEESE.

That's the reason it's sealed away.
 
null is lying, he has the footage and he won’t ever release it because he was THERE partying with Nick and he’s on the body cam footage, also He’s on the limo logs to balldo’s pleasure palace.

Source: This information was revealed to me in a dream.
The truth is it was Null’s Coke all along.
 
If I was Kayla and really hated Nick, I would cut a deal, avoid jail time, pin it all on him and divorce rape the faggot while he still have access to most of his money.
I'd do this even if I didn't hate him just out of pure expediency and because it would also be the best thing for the kids. I'm not sure what there even is to rape him out of at this point. I suppose there's his four wheel Impotencemobile.
like I wish I had a little sand timer on my desk that pops the video out but it's a fucking state government agency. Even with federal foias that have hard time limits of like 60 days, it takes years sometimes to get a reply.
I don't get the impression they're stonewalling. I think it's just a rather complicated disclosure and it takes time to do it without violating anyone's rights. Or they are intending on filing the entire unredacted footage in court anyway which would moot the issue (in which case I hope they would issue a refund if they dawdle until then).
 
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Nick seemed very sober and jovial last night. He is predicting a win.

I am in touch with 2 people close to Nick who are FAR better at deciphering Nick than others ITT who authored the OP and dismiss, make fights, and just say, “he lies.” Or, effectively “see the OP, dumbass!! " cred to validate or get a win from "newfags" who may have something to offer.

Close your circle further, girl - gatekeep away.

Clarebere was among the first to call Nick out with specifics and reciepts.. Nothing in the OP. She knew how much of an asshole Nick was, early on. Nothing. Null featured it, IIRC. Odd...

Anyway... Nick is very happy.

After consulting with a couple in and out of Nick’s circle… he’s either:
  1. Managed to seal the bodycams. (My position...) Please prove me wrong! Scandinavians are private people. MN has no obligation to make this public. It's all fairly gross.
  2. The test on the (then) 8 yo was wrong and MN stepped back. (It was crazy-high; I'm still baffled.)​
  3. He’s gonna plead to make this go away. Tbh, that’s how may go. What is x months in probation when The State is exhausted by him, and believe he can keep together?! These are Scandinavians who avoid publicly. And, honestly, they are.​

We're all exhausted by him. Can we agree on that?
 
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Nick seemed very sober and jovial last night. He is predicting a win.
Never underestimate the ability of a lolcow to get away with murder. It doesn't really matter. We all know what an absolute piece of shit he is and that doesn't go away no matter what happens.

Also, he just put the Rekieta Curse on himself with that prediction.
 
I am in touch with 2 people close to Nick who are FAR better at deciphering Nick than others ITT who authored the OP and dismiss, make fights, and with just say, “he lies.” Or, effectively “see the OP, dumbass!! " cred to validate or get a win from "newfags" who may have something to offer.

We have heard it all before Cynthia. You always talk big and then end up producing nothing. You know so much more than anyone here until it comes time to prove it.
 
I am in touch with 2 people close to Nick who are FAR better at deciphering Nick than others ITT who authored the OP and dismiss, make fights, and with just say, “he lies.” Or, effectively “see the OP, dumbass!! " cred to validate or get a win from "newfags" who may have something to offer.
lol ok
 
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