Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

Spoiler: secret gayop informant agent Susan

 

[Pelican Bones]

Nick seemed very sober and jovial last night. He is predicting a win.

I am in touch with 2 people close to Nick who are FAR better at deciphering Nick than others ITT who authored the OP and dismiss, make fights, and just say, “he lies.” Or, effectively “see the OP, dumbass!! " cred to validate or get a win from "newfags" who may have something to offer.

Close your circle further, girl - gatekeep away.

Clarebere was among the first to call Nick out with specifics and reciepts.. Nothing in the OP. She knew how much of an asshole Nick was, early on. Nothing. Null featured it, IIRC. Odd...

Anyway... Nick is very happy.

After consulting with a couple in and out of Nick’s circle… he’s either:

1. Managed to seal the bodycams. (My position...) Please prove me wrong! Scandinavians are private people. MN has no obligation to make this public. It's all fairly gross.
2. The test on the (then) 8 yo was wrong and MN stepped back. (It was crazy-high; I'm still baffled.)​
3. He’s gonna plead to make this go away. Tbh, that’s how may go. What is x months in probation when The State is exhausted by him, and believe he can keep together?! These are Scandinavians who avoid publicly. And, honestly, they are.​

We're all exhausted by him. Can we agree on that?

Bitch it's time to talk to a doctor about getting your meds readjusted again.

 

[I AM RETARDED!]

We're all exhausted by him. Can we agree on that?
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It's probably because you keep posting shit like this, and getting tired of people calling you on your bullshit. I'd imagine that gets old after awhile.

 

[Jex]

My Uncle works at Nintendo the bodycam department and he has been tasked with delivering the floppy disk by hand to Hardin but he has to walk his office without using any means of transportation other than his two prosthetic legs. He has a heart condition, asthma and autism. We haven’t heard from him for 2 days.

 

[thebigdream]

I am in touch with 2 people close to Nick

Do they work at Nintendo?

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'd do this even if I didn't hate him just out of pure expediency and because it would also be the best thing for the kids. I'm not sure what there even is to rape him out of at this point. I suppose there's his four wheel Impotencemobile.

I think Nick could fix this, but his smug attitude tells me that he will drive himself into a divorce. Nick throws good advice away based on the source, his attitude, and the position of his Balldo that day.

As you said to another, LOLCows are destructive to themselves and those around them without exterior influence. It is a narrow and almost perfectly balanced path they walk between Divine Justice and Comedy, and it is fascinating.

I don't get the impression they're stonewalling. I think it's just a rather complicated disclosure and it takes time to do it without violating anyone's rights. Or they are intending on filing the entire unredacted footage in court anyway which would moot the issue (in which case I hope they would issue a refund if they dawdle until then).

They have not taken any monies yet, to the best of my knowledge. Null has said that he is waiting for a bill still. The fact that they mailed some documents out on a CompactDisc to Hardin tells me that they will provide the video. I believe there is just 1-2 persons who are trying to learn AfterEffects in the sherrif office.

I am in touch with 2 people close to Nick who are FAR better at deciphering Nick than others ITT who authored the OP and dismiss, make fights, and just say, “he lies.” Or, effectively “see the OP, dumbass!! " cred to validate or get a win from "newfags" who may have something to offer.

Are these sources in the room with us right now? Do they speak in strange meow-ing tones to obfuscate detection?

 

[Gorbus]

Susan can you provide any evidence of this beyond Nick seeming jovial on stream? Nobody gives a hot gay fuck otherwise. Post some screenshots, some text messages, audio recordings, anything that isn't nothing.

 

[Desktop User2]

I'd do this even if I didn't hate him just out of pure expediency and because it would also be the best thing for the kids. I'm not sure what there even is to rape him out of at this point. I suppose there's his four wheel Impotencemobile.

I´d imagine the assets of the alleged trust would be out of her reach on the divorce, no? He will burn all of what he made fighting retarded fights like the Montagraph civil suit and the warrant.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I am in touch with 2 people close to Nick who are FAR better at deciphering Nick than others ITT who authored the OP and dismiss, make fights, and just say, “he lies.” Or, effectively “see the OP, dumbass!! " cred to validate or get a win from "newfags" who may have something to offer.

Close your circle further, girl - gatekeep away.

It's been well over a year since you've been on this song and dance about how you know so much more than everyone but won't post anything about it, and you know what, considering one of the traits of people on this site is that they never learn even after being told thousands of times when they are being dipshits I think it's getting to the point where instead of Nick, we might start digging info on *you*.

I imagine there's quite a lot of juicy drama to be milked out of an imbecile who enters every conversation pretending to be wikileaks, pray nobody else shares that opinion.

 

[Maraschino]

After consulting with a couple in and out of Nick’s circle… he’s either:

1. Managed to seal the bodycams. (My position...) Please prove me wrong! Scandinavians are private people. MN has no obligation to make this public. It's all fairly gross.

They might not have an obligation but there's probably someone within the local scene (even potentially within the court) that has an interest in making it public. If he had sealed it, it'd be horrible in a different, because people would get the impression he's hiding something (because he would be), and not out of any desire to maintain privacy. This absolute blight on humanity shared his fucking wife, don't even begin to try to suggest he has the desire to maintain privacy when some winless dweeb like Aaron gets to nut in Kayla with his blessing.

The test on the (then) 8 yo was wrong and MN stepped back. (It was crazy-high; I'm still baffled.)

If it was wrong and he had a test to prove the results were wrong, there's no way in hell he wouldn't be the first person to make it publicly known beyond saying "Dude trust me". Having the means to disprove one of the absolute worst incidents to occur in his life and then deciding to wait for some super duper special time to own the haters in court like some retarded movie with a court scene instead of just...proving the incident didn't happen, by showing his daughter had no cocaine in her system, is some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard. I know he's white and wants to be black, but he should be able to recognize a slam dunk when it's present, if he has one...which he probably doesn't, because delaying it while having it would be fucking stupid.

1. He’s gonna plead to make this go away. Tbh, that’s how may go. What is x months in probation when The State is exhausted by him, and believe he can keep together?! These are Scandinavians who avoid publicly. And, honestly, they are.​

I don't think he's going to attempt to plead anything until the hearing in late August. I think at that point we'll know if they're going to add or remove charges. If the charges they add are severe (and they probably could add some, and they probably would be severe) then maybe something could happen. As it is, he's more likely to get on Youtube, set himself on fire, and scream slurs on Youtube, before he'd ever admit he was wrong, much less plead. He still believes he can make all of this go away, and I hope the realization he can't breaks his fucking skull.

And yes, he should set himself on fire, because that would be weird and funny.

 

[Tiger Jack]

There's plenty of reasons Nick could be in a jovial mood. The kids are out of the house and he has all the coke he can snort, what's not to be happy about?
Maybe he scored some two-for-three deal on tickets to cuck week at Hedonism 3, you don't know.

 

[200MB]

Nick seemed very sober and jovial last night. He is predicting a win.

I am in touch with 2 people close to Nick who are FAR better at deciphering Nick than others ITT who authored the OP and dismiss, make fights, and just say, “he lies.” Or, effectively “see the OP, dumbass!! " cred to validate or get a win from "newfags" who may have something to offer.

Close your circle further, girl - gatekeep away.

Clarebere was among the first to call Nick out with specifics and reciepts.. Nothing in the OP. She knew how much of an asshole Nick was, early on. Nothing. Null featured it, IIRC. Odd...

Anyway... Nick is very happy.

After consulting with a couple in and out of Nick’s circle… he’s either:

1. Managed to seal the bodycams. (My position...) Please prove me wrong! Scandinavians are private people. MN has no obligation to make this public. It's all fairly gross.
2. The test on the (then) 8 yo was wrong and MN stepped back. (It was crazy-high; I'm still baffled.)​
3. He’s gonna plead to make this go away. Tbh, that’s how may go. What is x months in probation when The State is exhausted by him, and believe he can keep together?! These are Scandinavians who avoid publicly. And, honestly, they are.​

We're all exhausted by him. Can we agree on that?

Days since last Cynthia schizo post: 0
You never learn lmao.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

From my understanding the footage could drop literally any day now, but I have an idea. On all Balldoverse threads, the post text box has an alert pertaining to the bodycam footage's current status. Maybe people would learn to stop asking that way.

But I also don't think the thread has been derailed too badly about it lately.

 

[Peace Through Power]

We're all exhausted by him. Can we agree on that?

 

[Sam Losco's Wife]

These are Scandinavians who avoid publicly. And, honestly, they are.

Nick Rekeita lives in Minnesota. Google maps that's shit, nigger.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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It's only 15 seconds.

15 seconds, and he manages to say something about somebody else that, while it may be true, also applies to himself.

He did it in only 15 seconds. He should just never speak again.

 

[Goku 1000000 O]

Nick seemed very sober and jovial last night. He is predicting a win.

I am in touch with 2 people close to Nick who are FAR better at deciphering Nick than others ITT who authored the OP and dismiss, make fights, and just say, “he lies.” Or, effectively “see the OP, dumbass!! " cred to validate or get a win from "newfags" who may have something to offer.

Close your circle further, girl - gatekeep away.

Clarebere was among the first to call Nick out with specifics and reciepts.. Nothing in the OP. She knew how much of an asshole Nick was, early on. Nothing. Null featured it, IIRC. Odd...

Anyway... Nick is very happy.

After consulting with a couple in and out of Nick’s circle… he’s either:

1. Managed to seal the bodycams. (My position...) Please prove me wrong! Scandinavians are private people. MN has no obligation to make this public. It's all fairly gross.
2. The test on the (then) 8 yo was wrong and MN stepped back. (It was crazy-high; I'm still baffled.)​
3. He’s gonna plead to make this go away. Tbh, that’s how may go. What is x months in probation when The State is exhausted by him, and believe he can keep together?! These are Scandinavians who avoid publicly. And, honestly, they are.​

We're all exhausted by him. Can we agree on that?

You’re assuming these are the only wins that could make him happy. He could just be happy that he does not have to drive around so much.

 

[LiquidKid]

It's like this dumbfuck bastard doesn't realize they probably literally invented this format to avoid Nick ever happening again, that is, some faggot hogging all the superchats by having people on his own panel, while contributing absolutely nothing of value and just making degenerate sex jokes, then screaming "I MAAAAAAADE YEEEEEWW" when anyone disagreed with his dumb bullshit.

Tbh I feel like it should have always been like this. I think back to the IBS days and how Warski was getting tons of money for doing quite literally nothing but occasionally remembering he was the host, and it never made any sense to me.

Plus this format has the benefit of specific streamer superchats not weighing down the entire stream on breaks in the case.

To borrow some of Null’s autism. We never needed streams on the internet, we needed Streams on the Internet

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKk2w0l3phs

Maybe Nick was just happy that he was able to discuss American Beauty.

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit: Actually, I think Jersh asked publicly, but Nick would claim he doesn't watch every MATI segment about him in a seething rage and thus maintain he was never asked.

He doesn't have to watch MATI. Null @ed him on Twitter with a challenge that Nick consent to the release of the body cam to speed along the process. Pretty sure the tweet was archived here... somewhere.

Of course, Null's Twitter has since been yeeted... again... so it's not live anymore, but I'm pretty sure Nick would have seen it before that happened owing to the @. Plus, he probably reads this thread still.

He knows.

Clarebere was among the first to call Nick out with specifics and reciepts.. Nothing in the OP. She knew how much of an asshole Nick was, early on. Nothing. Null featured it, IIRC. Odd...

No disrespect to Claire (much love), but MANY people called out Nick way earlier than Claire. Oftentimes with receipts. For example, the Hedonism II stuff was confirmed I think before Claire even started talking about Rekieta (incidentally, for those that don't know, the early stages of that investigation is where the tripod meme comes from).

If Claire is to be mentioned in the OP, there are two things that stand out:

1. She highlighted Nick's "body destroyed" rant, and gave the best and earliest criticism of it. Something I think she was best qualified to do as a wife and mother herself.

2. Nick revelled in her being hacked and swatted. Which is definitely one of the grosser things he's done because that put her family in jeopardy.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKk2w0l3phs

Maybe Nick was just happy that he was able to discuss American Beauty.

He really is obsessed with that movie. It's equal parts depressing and amusing.