Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Watching Rekieta]

Why on earth would Kayla go to all that trouble when joint representation by White would have been more efficient, and why on earth would Kayla's attorney be so concerned about making completely redundant discovery requests when surely every disclosure already provided to Nick through White would have also made its way to Kayla through Weber via Kayla's totally functional email address and/or via the shared mailbox where she and Nick are totally still living together? So odd...

Looks like we have our divorce attorney matchup. Each preserving that ability.

 

[AltisticRight]

We're all exhausted by him. Can we agree on that?

Not really. Most here don't take this stuff as seriously as some do. If this all seems overwhelming, I'd suggest a break. I know stuff relating to kids hit very hard for some, it's fine to walk away.
If you're going to produce speculative comments and claim you have first hand knowledge, yet it's "trust me" people don't take that well and it's not going to work in favour of exhaustion.

Nick revelled in her being hacked and swatted. Which is definitely one of the grosser things he's done because that put her family in jeopardy.

Did he?
Fuck that skeleton freak. What was done to her was beyond just Internet banter and trolling. If was horrific and criminal. I wonder if those who cheered all of this on simply fucked off after learning they were supporting a spic zoosadist swatting ring and believed astroturfed shit the swatter paedophile simp (Jonah, nonce simping for Corey Ray Barnhill) posted.
Now that it's all clear, Balldo would platform Corey Barnhill too, despite warnings from PPP, Null, and many other users.
Freakoid skeleton menace.

Sorry about that - I thought monochrome made regular text more legible but missed that it fucked up darker areas in the exhibits. Attached is a greyscale making those about as good as they're gonna get. Even with that fixed a very quick skim still isn't seeing the "April called my son a retard" bit that Aaron keeps saying was missing, but maybe someone can find it. Or he could just feel free to post a copy of whatever it is that he thinks has been left out.

Thanks, it won't unless you know what to adjust. The text messages can be read now.
Please just post original scans in the future, it takes me around 5 minutes to enhance the documents. That's less time than wrangling tardcattle in this thread.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

As you'll see, Nick's initial attorney Weber and Kayla's initial attorney Mueller were not their selection and instead were court-appointed on May 24th in the midst of the emergency placement. Then, Nick had White replace Weber on June 14th to represent Nick only, and White filed June 17th discovery requests leading to the state's two disclosures that were naturally sent to "all parties" which would have included Kayla's court-appointed attorney.

Then on July 9th, the second business day after whatever was in that July 5th supplemental disclosure, Kayla all of a sudden hires her own attorney Kluver to replace Mueller, and Kluver appeared to be in quite a hurry to file a unilateral appearance and file new discovery requests on Kayla's behalf before even bothering to get around to having Mueller cosign a substitution later that day. Why on earth would Kayla go to all that trouble when joint representation by White would have been more efficient, and why on earth would Kayla's attorney be so concerned about making completely redundant discovery requests when surely every disclosure already provided to Nick through White would have also made its way to Kayla through Weber via Kayla's totally functional email address and/or via the shared mailbox where she and Nick are totally still living together? So odd...

Looks like we have our divorce attorney matchup. Each preserving that ability.

I think that this could potentially just be for appearances for the court. Nick could be representing that they TOTALLY have SEPERATE attorneys while coordinating everything, puppetmaster style.

Or, more likely, the Sletta/Woljter clan insist that Kayla has her own attorney.

This is my uniformed layman take. I will defer to practising experts if they have a better interpretation.

I'd be worse. I would ban anyone who came in the thread for the sole purpose of asking about the bodycam footage for a year.

Speaking of...

For fuck's sakes! I see some of you did an excellent job avoiding the demon and totally didn't get baited into shitting up the last few pages.

I have occasional lapses and acknowledge it from time to time. The temptation to let slip a barb or two is quickly cured by the hilarious sperg session that comes after. It is entertaining enough to ignore here until the muse takes me once more.

The bodycam is en route.
They tied a usb stick to a pidgin and now it just has to get to Eastern Europe.

It is carefully threading its way through enemy lines and deftly dodging the Balldo AA (anti-alawg) barrage. Brave Sgt. Pidgy needs our prayers!

ETA: Spelling

 

[AltisticRight]

Sorry about that - I thought monochrome made regular text more legible but missed that it fucked up darker areas in the exhibits. Attached is a greyscale making those about as good as they're gonna get. Even with that fixed a very quick skim still isn't seeing the "April called my son a retard" bit that Aaron keeps saying was missing, but maybe someone can find it. Or he could just feel free to post a copy of whatever it is that he thinks has been left out.

Threshold now screws up all the text because they're quite small.

 

[Sharpeteer]

For fuck's sakes! I see some of you did an excellent job avoiding the demon and totally didn't get baited into shitting up the last few pages.

I have occasional lapses and acknowledge it from time to time. The temptation to let slip a barb or two is quickly cured by the hilarious sperg session that comes after. It is entertaining enough to ignore here until the muse takes me once more.

I do not apologize for the Halo 3 meme. I was laughing the whole time.

But you're still a kitty and I like you.

 

[AltisticRight]

Then on July 9th, the second business day after whatever was in that July 5th supplemental disclosure, Kayla all of a sudden hires her own attorney Kluver to replace Mueller, and Kluver appeared to be in quite a hurry to file a unilateral appearance and file new discovery requests on Kayla's behalf before even bothering to get around to having Mueller cosign a substitution later that day. Why on earth would Kayla go to all that trouble when joint representation by White would have been more efficient, and why on earth would Kayla's attorney be so concerned about making completely redundant discovery requests when surely every disclosure already provided to Nick through White would have also made its way to Kayla through Weber via Kayla's totally functional email address and/or via the shared mailbox where she and Nick are totally still living together? So odd...

Funny development.

 

[anionfarflung]

Miscellaneous: Did the eldest give Nick the black eye?

If you have ever seen that kid I think you would agree that it's unlikely he could give anyone a black eye. Maybe his youngest sister.

 

[AltisticRight]

So Kayla went closer to home for her lawyer.

https://www.kluverlaw.com/

Based out of Montevideo which is about an hour from Spicer.
This is supposedly Maggie Kluver.
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Uh oh Balldo bros I don't feel so good.

 

[JCDenthog]

Someone let fapcop know that Kayla will be available to zonk out with xanax and watch Star Trek with soon™

 

[Retink Retunk]

Uh oh Balldo bros I don't feel so good.
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There is a chance that they're divorcing to protect assets or retain custody of the kids, but I'm skeptical.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Uh oh Balldo bros I don't feel so good.
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Oh shit, Call Kansas..The Kiwifarms is going to need a HUGE shipment of Corn to pop.

 

[200MB]

Uh oh Balldo bros I don't feel so good.
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"You couldn't afford her chat, I barely can."

 

[RodgerDodger]

So Kayla went closer to home for her lawyer.

https://www.kluverlaw.com/

Based out of Montevideo which is about an hour from Spicer.
This is supposedly Maggie Kluver.
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Does Kluver also do Divorce work? And yeah. Everything about that picture just screams that she and Nick will not be seeing eye to eye on anything. Nick does not play nice with female lawyers.

Hmmm? Her office is an hour from Nick and Kayla's. I wonder how far it is from Kayla's parents?

 

[Journoscum]

Emergency clarifying shower text to null incoming. "You retards, there's no way to know this, but Kayla and Kluver have been friends since the old days."

 

[AltisticRight]

Does Kluver also do Divorce work? And yeah. Everything about that picture just screams that she and Nick will not be seeing eye to eye on anything. Nick does not play nice with female lawyers.

Hmmm? Her office is an hour from Nick and Kayla's. I wonder how far it is from Kayla's parents?

Yeah.
Lots of it.

Uh oh Balldo bros I don't feel so good.
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[Watching Rekieta]

I think that this could potentially just be for appearances for the court. Nick could be representing that they TOTALLY have SEPERATE attorneys while coordinating everything, puppetmaster style.

Another option is if Kayla moved to the other house, let's KCHHS have full access and has clean drug tests, they might give her custody of the kids separate from Nick. This might be the "good news" Nick is talking about.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Yeah.
Lots of it.

This should surprise absolutely nobody. This was always going to end in at least divorce. A Marriage is unrevivable in this mess. There is a point where codependency collapses and it becomes every man for themselves. At that point is almost certainly when the cops bust you both for 26 grams of coke, and CPS hauls off the kids while you have been to busy fucking other people in front of your spouse. Not even Hollywood families are this fucked up. This is old school trailerpark.

The only one likely to get what he wants out if any of this is Nick. And that's only because he wants to be Annaly fucked by a several large black men in prison.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Emergency clarifying shower text to null incoming. "You retards, there's no way to know this, but Kayla and Kluver have been friends since the old days."

"I don't want you to correct or clarify anything. I just want you to know."

*puts down phone after taking that profile picture and hops in the shower*

 

[FattyBomba]

If you think they're going to release the footage in "a few days" you're retarded.

I was right btw, even though I got MATI'd at the time. (inb4 more MATI stickers)

 

[Pepper Jack]

Uh oh Balldo bros I don't feel so good.
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I'm getting a 404 when trying to access the site. Is it just me or did they yank down the site?