Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 52 24.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 3 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 69 32.5%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 23 10.8%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 65 30.7%

  • Total voters
    212
Balldo would platform Corey Barnhill too, despite warnings from PPP, Null, and many other users.
Tbf Balldo platforming Zoom led to the hillarious moment where Barnhill doxed JuJu live and confronted him about his "Barbie Dream Mansion" that was an average middle class house 4 hours walk from the "Hollywood Hills" (and probably 3 hours in that fucking LA traffic) Zooms a piece of shit but watching him dunk on the Cow Master was fucking comical.
 
Another option is if Kayla moved to the other house, let's KCHHS have full access and has clean drug tests, they might give her custody of the kids separate from Nick. This might be the "good news" Nick is talking about.

This is an interesting theory. The end run around the rules seems like something Nick would enjoy--thinking he had outsmarted CPS.

'No, Ms. Janny... I mean Sweep... we are TOTALLY living in separate houses.'

It could free him up to do as much coke and drink as he wants, and an excuse to stop driving the children around. 'We have to keep this secret. There are reporting Scandanavian prudes everywhere!'

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I bet I know which he would think is hotter.

The one with a dick.

A family lawyer is exactly who you would engage here if your children had been removed from your care.

Yes, but she has not--as of yet, at least--filed an appearance in the criminal case. It is interesting to have separate legal representation in the family case but not in the criminal where the arraignment judge flagged it as a potentially non-waivable conflict of interest.

Kluver law also handles criminal defense.
So for somebody like Kayla, it's a handy one-stop shop.

See above, but I will wait and see. I'll stick with my theory that the Sletta/Woljter side of the family wants her to have her own lawyer. I would imagine Nick is not too popular with his in-laws.

Was it not the father-in-law who Nick said sperged about a wedding going too long at his home, and he claimed he had to talk down? Nick seems like an insufferable person you tolerate for family events, but not longer.
 
I am sticking to my theory from ~1000 pages ago that Kayla is going to be getting a divorce not because she is competent to do so but because she is too incompetent not to do it. Now that we have a pair of Slettas on the witness list in their drug and CPS cases, and Kayla has a family lawyer, there are going to be tremendous external pressures for her to divorce the balldo. She's going to respond to the pressure by taking some pills, watching star trek, and telling her lawyer, "just do whatever you say" while her lawyer and/or one of her family members actually runs her life.
 
Kluver law also handles criminal defense.
So for somebody like Kayla, it's a handy one-stop shop.

The law firm as a whole does criminal defense. But not the attorney Kayla has engaged for family court. The practice of Kayla's lawyer seems to be strictly family law and she isn't terribly experienced in even that. There are signs she has done some CPS work in her reviews, but her main practice seems to be divorce and custody law.

I don't buy into divorce speculation, but everything about the hiring seems a bit odd. But no more odd than Nick's strange choice of attorney. The rushed hiring of this attorney at such a late stage in the process is also strange.

One thing that is possible is that what we are seeing in all this is Nick's usual lazy nature, selfishness, inability to plan and tendency to do things only based on an immediate crisis. Things with CPS in court are going to happen sooner than the criminal case. They reached a point where the process forced Kayla to have an attorney and so Kayla has an attorney now.
 
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Tbf Balldo platforming Zoom led to the hillarious moment where Barnhill doxed JuJu live and confronted him about his "Barbie Dream Mansion" that was an average middle class house 4 hours walk from the "Hollywood Hills" (and probably 3 hours in that fucking LA traffic) Zooms a piece of shit but watching him dunk on the Cow Master was fucking comical.
tbf a two bedroom one bath home is a barbie dream mansion in LA
 
Unfortunately it may be wording of the request. Dashcam footage is always public but body cams aren't. I hope they don't send him just dashcam footage of everyone outside the house
Nah, Hardin (his license plate has FOIA POPE written on it) is on it. I trust he knows what he's doing.
 
! Aside from that, I come urgently to this thread with a STMS update from today. He has proven Keanu and Geno to be complete liars, they lied about how much he was paying them to help his show and lied about not getting his engagement gift which was $300 per person tickets to a game he attended with them. Geno asked how much he wanted for them on the day and Aaron told them in person it was an engagement gift, and didn’t mention the price, but is now because he’s pissed. He started reading off all the payments he sent them, which was more than Keanu claimed. I like tracking when Aaron is the Truth Teller because I know Nick is thrilled whenever people try to discredit Aaron, and would love nothing more than for him to be regarded as a complete liar to undermine his leaks. Also people where discussing Keanu drama in this thread so I’m dropping this here.
A OF thot with retarded tattoos and her simp husband are a bunch of liars?

Naaaahhhh, neeeveerrrrrrr.....
 
Maggie Kluver has about four years experience in the law as an attorney. She was office manager and paralegal for 16 years before that. She did the same law school Nick did. She additionally has a degree in child psychology.

Her hiring is more than a little odd. I expected seperate representation in the criminal case for obvious conflict of interest reasons, but I wasn't expecting it in the family law case. She also seems like the total opposite of that guy Nick hired. She really doesn't seem like a "Nick" sort of choice either.

She also isn't quite local. Same general area but a different county.

Fucking unbelievable. You are facing losing your children and you hire someone with 4 years of actual experience? I haven't looked at her yet, but if what @Strix454 saw is correct, my analysis is: cheap. Or just inexperienced enough to make promises she shouldn't. Or perceived as malleable.

Unfortunately it may be wording of the request. Dashcam footage is always public but body cams aren't. I hope they don't send him just dashcam footage of everyone outside the house. Was the request for both? I can see them charging $3k to blur the faces of minors and possibly their voices on dashcams without a single second of bodyworn cameras provided.
These people have shown every indication of being professional (certainly more than anyone else in this entire cast of characters), so how about we assume positive intent and that they're doing exactly what they say they're doing instead of being weird to screw the infamous jm/KF out of dollars.

So if Aaron's wife filed a restraining order due to a secondhand account of abuse, how does Aaron proceed to have custody before, and proceeds to have custody even after the poly stuff? Maybe that whole steel toe Verse are opportunistic dramawhores.
You don't automatically lose rights to your children even if you are found to be harassing and a potential threat to the other parent (that is the basis for the HRO; the relating of April's email sets the stage for Ashley having a reasonable fear of Aron being near or talking about her publicly). In that case, you do exactly as they did: require him to stay away from her, do child exchanges at the police station, etc.

A change in custody is a process.

It's only flimsy evidence because thus far Kayla has proven unable to be a competent person. Most other people would see the shit Nick does and says about his wife and divorce him.
You're mixing concepts. Whether or not it's a good idea to be married to/divorce Nick has nothing to do with whether the fact a lawyer practicing family law and also divorce law (which is...family law) being hired for a child case is "evidence" of a divorce arc.

It's "flimsy" bc just about every fucking lawyer who practices divorce law practices family law, and vice versa. Not all, but it can be assumed as the standard, even if they do some more than the other. A few specialize.

This is an interesting theory. The end run around the rules seems like something Nick would enjoy--thinking he had outsmarted CPS.
You know, I was originally going to critique the theory as too clever by half and not something anyone would do irl...but you make an excellent point that technicalities are Nick's one and only party trick.

And it might actually be a not-terrible strategy, petty technical arguments aside, with some other assurances. I don't know CPS standards for this particular brand of terrible. However, even if too eager to reunite, seems it should be an uphill battle pitching twitchy, weak-minded, too anxious or bombed to drive Kayla as miraculously and suddenly capable.

Fairly unusual to have very financial capable parents be such a mess that they are reported, even moreso for it to turn out to be more well founded than anyone could have imagined (and I'm not even talking about the test results; just having that much coke, safes, extra-sniffly people hanging around, etc). And given there's family available, there's relatively low concern about kids suffering with strangers.

And the guns are potentially bigger than has been discussed much - even though there's not much talk about them, no real suggestion atp of specific concern about them beyond apparently being a fucking slob with gun hygiene like everything else (except shower/text sessions), the gun concern is not just that children can get to them, but that [esp a stressed-out drunken cokehead controlling and argumentative titular head of the family] might just put a gun to very bad use. ...My area doesn't see too much crime/bad deaths (usual minor stuff, and occasionally targeted for house robberies by people from other areas). In 20+ years here, nearly all intentional deaths are the occasional teen suicide (there were 3-5 in my kids' school years, iirc) - with the exception of a well-off dad deciding that that was the day to annihilate the whole family, 3 or 4 kids included.

Eta, I mean that the guns may concern CPS for reasons different than a criminal court might.
 
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Fucking unbelievable. You are facing losing your children and you hire someone with 4 years of actual experience? I haven't looked at her yet, but if what @Strix454 saw is correct, my analysis is: cheap. Or just inexperienced enough to make promises she shouldn't. Or perceived as malleable.

She is married to and has children by the main attorney at the firm. She has listed herself as paralegal and "office manager" at the firm going back many years. She may have more unofficial experience than she seems to have on paper. But still I think she could have done better and I think it would have been helpful to go with someone who did alot of family law in that county & knows the local players.
 
Fucking unbelievable. You are facing losing your children and you hire someone with 4 years of actual experience? I haven't looked at her yet, but if what @Strix454 saw is correct, my analysis is: cheap. Or just inexperienced enough to make promises she shouldn't.
She unironically has more years of practicing law than Nick does.

At least Nick wasn't making promises he shouldn't--

Oh.
 
I blame Kino Casino, who have said something along the lines of “it’s likely coming out by the end of next week” at least 3 times already, and their post 4th of July stream had them saying “it’s looking like we’ll get it next week, and we’ll do an emergency show to cover it asap the moment it drops.”

So they keep hyping people up for an imminent release
When it gets released, it's gonna make the front page of the site (Null himself put too much work into this for it not to). So unless you're the type of person who only logs into KF every few weeks (happenings drops off after a while), nobody here is gonna miss it.

Those consistently asking about it are annoying. We're on government bureaucratic time. You can't make them move any faster.

Blondie needs to show some ass/tits if she wants me batting for her.
Bro, she's an A cup.

Please, for the love of God, seek better tits.

What kind of full of himself, narcissistic failure would call himself a POPE of anything? Utterly ridiculous.
He was aping Ken White (Popehat). Him going with that was actually an insult to White, who was opposed to Vic's lawsuit. White is a more accomplished and knowledgeable attorney though.

I'm glad Hardin is humble.
Hardin isn't even "Internet people." Which eliminates like 90% of potential problems.
 
To think that a bum like Aaron even has an internet cottage industry of lower bum haters is weird.
If Steel Cuck wasn't a retard he would capitalise on this. When you're his size you have fuck all to lose, and any publicity is good publicity. Start viewing your ayylawgs as assets. The suckers will only be helping you get extra followers and bux, especially if they do something utterly retarded you can laugh at to a wide audience, and with people who actually e-matter.
 
He was aping Ken White (Popehat). Him going with that was actually an insult to White, who was opposed to Vic's lawsuit. White is a more accomplished and knowledgeable attorney though.
Yes, I was being facetious. But you KNOW Nick liked that people were calling him Law Pope or he wouldn't have worn the sexpope hat for segments for so long. That it was a snipe at someone else was secondary to his real reason for embracing the title.
 
... Till then, Kayla is just a junkie living the lifestyle.

Amen. One of the things that Nick has said that made me literally choke on my coffee was him saying she "is a strong lady.'"

1) (And this is petty, but trewwwwwww) she isn't a lady. 2) She is one of the weakest-minded bints on this site, I can't even put into words my contempt for her as a person, and especially a mother. Like I know she doesn't care about my opinion, but any spouse who literally sleeps through their husband's physical, mental, emotional and social decline is beyond contempt. And ditto for Nick. Any spouse that watches their wife sleep their life away instead of getting them help to deal with their emotional and mental problems is likewise beyond contempt. Part of the reason we get married and have wives and husbands is that you have someone around you who can tell you when you are being a massive fuckup.
 
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