Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Godsent]

I think it had to do with her sweeping for Nick and people speculating she was involved in leaking something. I don’t remember exactly what, so here are some screenshots of her sweeping harder than Dirt Grub Doug. The projection is oozing off of this seethe, she is incapable of seeing anything outside of her reality. She is a clout goblin, so ipso facto everyone else is as well.
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Lmfao "completely classless."
I remember the Flashcast episode back when she had that calendar thing going on where she was giddy while all the simps (Nick included) ogled her body and kept saying that her ass must be photoshopped because there's no way it's that big, etc.
Have some 'class' you Menfro munching moron.

 

[Major]

I looked up her background. Her grandfather (deceased) was a senior vice president at a multibillion dollar commercial bank (Standard Bank and Trust) in Chicago. Her father was the President (until retirement) of a company called "East Coast Pyrotechnics" that puts on big fireworks shows in the southeast US.

She has a real cliche bio. Raised in South Carolina suburbs. Was really into theater and acting in high school. Decided to go that route in college. Ends up (like almost all of them) in New York. Career going nowhere that eventually turns to porn and getting involved with a sleazy older guy. I think she is around 30 and Geno is probably around 55.

That's quite the decline isn't it?

Someone said she was about 30, but she looks closer to 40 to me.

 

[Owlbear]

That's quite the decline isn't it?

Someone said she was about 30, but she looks closer to 40 to me.

That's what lots of drugs, a personality disorder (BPD?), and constant affirmation will do to you. The life of a >5 internet whore is really good until the men stop thirsting after you.

Flash asking the lardyer to leave was a total bitch move. I think he was just being conflict-avoidant, but that was pretty painful. Anna is still sneeding about a fantasy she had 2 months ago. Get over it.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Prostitute seethes at larger-than-life practicing lawyer [Sean].

[Sean's] a smaller channel, but he's growing very fast (in more ways than one. Wonderful fat).

I appreciate the fat jokes. We need to shame fatties as part of a program to get them to lose weight. I think Sean would be more watchable and have a larger audience if his streams didn't need to be widescreen.

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So the rumor is: Anna called the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Office to say Nick dindu nuffin. While tangentially related to Nick, there's really nothing of value here. I'd recommend continuing this discussion on the Anna thread that I presume exists.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Been learning more about Nick's ideal female: "slender white-girl body type".

This certainly explains that really weird clip from a while back where Nick gets really flushed and glassy-eyed while talking about how 'fucking tiny' Kayla is.

More importantly, why hasn't he shown them to us?

It's almost as if he doesn't want our favor or something, smh.

Probably doesn't want to catch the manslaughter charge when Fapcop's heart explodes from over-stimulation.

The only porn star names I know are because they became memes somehow, i.e. Johnny Sins.

I know Mia Khalifa because she had probably the world's largest case of Slut's Remorse and tried to have all her scenes removed from the internet, then I think she went back to doing porn when she realised she had literally nothing else to offer society.

 

[Law]

Guys in his 40's creeping on teenage girls.

Many such cases. Sad.

It's funny because Nick used to be really adamant that taking nudes is really dumb.

It is. It's depressing how normalized it's become. If a man asks for nudes, ghost him.

The only porn star names I know are because they became memes somehow, i.e. Johnny Sins.

I know the ones who die horribly of diseases they get on set, like Olivia Nova.

 

[SargonF00t]

That's what lots of drugs, a personality disorder (BPD?), and constant affirmation will do to you. The life of a >5 internet whore is really good until the men stop thirsting after you.

Flash asking the lardyer to leave was a total bitch move. I think he was just being conflict-avoidant, but that was pretty painful. Anna is still sneeding about a fantasy she had 2 months ago. Get over it.

I can see why Anna's much more fuckable younger sister, punched her out.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I really don't understand how you can reach the point where you know a porn stars name, let alone have a list of "Favourites", it's really fucking weird to me. Prostitutes I can understand, but Porn is a self service industry, do you have a favourite self serve checkout or fuel pump? The only porn stars names I know are from other people talking about them and even then it's only a handful.

Only porn star whose name I remember is Big John Holmes and thats just because the guy is a fucking meme.
Oh and Robert Kerman (of course) from Debbie Does Dallas, but again thats more because I remember him from Cannibal Holocaust.
He just also did porn.

 

[Twinkletard]

I really don't understand how you can reach the point where you know a porn stars name, let alone have a list of "Favourites"

A married person who watches porn is cheating on their spouse. I really don't see how anyone could argue against this. Rekieta is just a terrible husband and person.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Heh. I worked in porn (crew, not talent) and my first shoot cured me of wanting to ever watch it again. Nick needs to just do all the cocaine he can so his heart can explode.

 

[Maraschino]

I really don't understand how you can reach the point where you know a porn stars name, let alone have a list of "Favourites", it's really fucking weird to me. Prostitutes I can understand, but Porn is a self service industry, do you have a favourite self serve checkout or fuel pump? The only porn stars names I know are from other people talking about them and even then it's only a handful.

If you treat porn as something that displays life you should want and aspire to replicate, maybe it makes sense to have an encyclopedic knowledge of breasts and asses you find more attractive than your wife. But surely Nick as a Christian who respects his marriage wouldn't do that.

At least he didn't try to set up a male/female/female relationship, you know, one of the most common fucking porn scenarios ever--

Oh.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Heh. I worked in porn (crew, not talent) and my first shoot cured me of wanting to ever watch it again. Nick needs to just do all the cocaine he can so his heart can explode.

Are you going to tell us all about your experience as a fluffer if we bully you enough for wanting to share this with everyone here?

OT: Lol the guns and Trump guy couldn't even be bothered to stream when Trump was on the wrong end of a gun, imagine.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Only porn star whose name I remember is Big John Holmes and thats just because the guy is a fucking meme.
Oh and Robert Kerman (of course) from Debbie Does Dallas, but again thats more because I remember him from Cannibal Holocaust.
He just also did porn.
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No Ron Jeremy?

Spoiler: Sfw but not really

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

It is. It's depressing how normalized it's become. If a man asks for nudes, ghost him.

You say this like it's the guys asking. They're all who'ores.

 

[Procrastinhater]

No Ron Jeremy?

Spoiler: Sfw but not really

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Shit yeah actually now my memory is refreshed I remember Ron.
There was that chick that married that oil guy that was old as shit too, the one who got nothing when he died.

I can't remember her name. Anna something.

 

[ChromaQuack]

This is what happens when there's no Nick content, the sonichu curse spreads and turns everyone in the thread into coomers.

This thread needs the Irate Gamer to exorcize it ASAP, lest some of you start thinking wearing a balldo is a fun idea as a gag.

 

[Tackleberry]

Shit yeah actually now my memory is refreshed I remember Ron.
There was that chick that married that oil guy that was old as shit too, the one who got nothing when he died.

I can't remember her name. Anna something.

Anna Nicole Smith, and don't you dare besmirch their relationship! She totally loved him for him and not his vast fortune!

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Shit yeah actually now my memory is refreshed I remember Ron.
There was that chick that married that oil guy that was old as shit too, the one who got nothing when he died.

I can't remember her name. Anna something.

And don't forget Traci Lords!

And oh do you mean Anna Nicole Smith? I don't think I ever knew she did porn! I just thought she became a thing after the Guess ads and was just "around."

 

[Long-time Lurker]

At least he didn't try to set up a male/female/female relationship, you know, one of the most common fucking porn scenarios ever--

Nick is acting defiant, but what if he's doing that because he WANTS a felony? He hung out with Drexel, he "knows" that women love felons. This is all part of Nick's master plan to build a harem!

He was right, if only we had known the FULL STORY!

Glory to the future 3D Harem King!

 

[Sharpeteer]

I appreciate the fat jokes. We need to shame fatties as part of a program to get them to lose weight. I think Sean would be more watchable and have a larger audience if his streams didn't need to be widescreen.

If Sean wasn't obese it just wouldn't be the same.