Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sharpeteer]

He works for us now. We are his producers. Hi Nick!

We are very powerful. He makes us stronger every day, and we barely even have to do anything.

Lol

 

[thebigdream]

He works for us now. We are his producers. Hi Nick!

We Are Us

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

He works for us now. We are his producers. Hi Nick!

Nool needs an EP credit.

 

[TheSoutherStar]

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You love to not see it.

At this point @MNPublicRecords document drop is a more reliable show announcement compared of nick's posts. New document drop? must be an incoming nick stream.

 

[Kosher Dill]

So I notice in this latest batch of MN Public Records that not all the kids were taken at the same time (??)
All the records were pulled at the same time. All the kids have "time in custody" of 26 (or 28?) days, except "ARR", the one who tested positive for drugs, who was only in custody for 11 days total.

Where was she before that? Surely not with jailbirds Nick and Kayla, right? Was she in the hospital detoxing, or something like that which didn't count as "in custody"?
Or is this a nothingburger and the lazy CPS people just filed the forms for "ARR" promptly and then dragged their feet a couple weeks before doing the rest?

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

Oof, can anyone clean/sharpen these up? I'm getting 11 lines trying to read them (no criticism, @MNPublicRecords, I'm just frowning and squinting hard)

 

[dustnight]

We Are Us

 

[Watching Rekieta]

At this point @MNPublicRecords document drop is a more reliable show announcement compared of nick's posts. New document drop? must be an incoming nick stream.

Could @MNPublicRecords be Rekieta and this is just a meganarcissistic way to get viewers and superchats?



On the other hand, he's not smart enough to pull that off.

 

[Jones McCann]

Surely Nick could never have done such a thing, because no such "tips" from random internet people show up in the state's disclosures thus far and surely they'd never forget to include them in the next round.

You give a lot of hints so I assume you're close to this somehow, if you are push for the electric chair.

Kayla wanted to teach them how to abuse pills from an early age. Disgusting. Since they can't handle the kids they drug them. I hope they never get custody back. I hope Kayla overdoses. Worthless cunt.

A "trad" dad who doesn't trust public schools but trusts the pharma companies and psychologists? Shocking. He was always asleep at the wheel and everything he said was a lie, he's pathological.

Nick lied about going live tonight? I am shocked at this turn of events. Also, I am shocked when water is wet.

I think he did this to bait the leaker and he plans to not announce them going forward. Hopefully he logs off and fights for what actually matters, his family, but he can't help himself from owning the ayylogs once and for all. He's a broken man.

 

[Dumbledore's Onlyfans]

Oof, can anyone clean/sharpen these up? I'm getting 11 lines trying to read them (no criticism, @MNPublicRecords, I'm just frowning and squinting hard)

My vision is pretty bad even with glasses. I'm hoping somebody can summarize any changes/new information for me. All I can see is some of the headers, the rest of it's just squiggles.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

I remember watching his battle toads stream years ago. Sometimes I miss that nick. It's like he's been replaced by a homo monster that wears his skin.

 

[MrShekelstein36]

All the records were pulled at the same time. All the kids have "time in custody" of 26 (or 28?) days, except "ARR", the one who tested positive for drugs, who was only in custody for 11 days total.

Where was she before that? Surely not with jailbirds Nick and Kayla, right? Was she in the hospital detoxing, or something like that which didn't count as "in custody"?
Or is this a nothingburger and the lazy CPS people just filed the forms for "ARR" promptly and then dragged their feet a couple weeks before doing the rest?

If I had to speculate, probably in the hospital getting medical treatment. If I remember the balldo lore correctly, she is the one with ADHD and all that fun stuff, so I would imagine a hospital trip to start detox and maybe a visit to a psych doc to get put on something that will help mellow the detox process down for her. Mind you this is just a speculation based on what I know from my time working in the foster system.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Baldwin case is dead, Trump had an attempt on his life and then finds out his classified documents case today is killed by the judge

Lmfao all Nick had to do was not neglect his kids and talk law

Imagine how much money he'd be raking in from super chats talking about the Trump assassination attempt.
But nope nicky had to drinky and do coke and become a degenerate pervert.

 

[Bepis]

Imagine how much money he'd be raking in from super chats talking about the Trump assassination attempt.
But nope nicky had to drinky and do coke and become a degenerate pervert.

He could even give one of his gay little monologues where he stares right at the camera and talks all serious, and if he clipped it (if only he had an editor who could do that for him...) it could probably do pretty good numbers on whatever social media boomers use now.

 

[AltisticRight]

I miss those smudgey pdf uploads.

Here's the one massive image that the site can't handle, broken down to 4.
No matter what I do to it, it doesn't look any better.

 

[thebigdream]

Nick claiming he's going to stream and then failing to has to be some kind of caveman impulse at this point, like the ghost of old Nick is trying to manifest and then fizzling out like a cock in a balldo. It's embarrassing, get a grip man. Either focus on your family, focus on streaming, or focus on fucking off and putting a bullet in your head. I dare say he's like many of the failed narcs I know whose egos shatter but they still love themselves too much to die, so they try and make their slow natural death everyone else's problem.

 

[Randomrando]

The leaks are neat, don't get me wrong, but how useful are they if no one can actually read them? Is it possible to scan them with something other than a potato?

 

[Oliver Onions]

Do you think he will show off his new tattoos from the convention? Do you think he got his stupid tattoo worked on some more?

I'm hoping for a full render of the American Beauty poster covering his back.

That looks like shit but it's at least stylized. The snake tattoo he's getting is some stenciled POS.
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I'm not just saying this to clown on Nick, that snake literally looks like it was drawn by a 14-year-old who is yet to learn you don't have to draw every individual scale (but if you do you should at least make them consistent instead of randomly sized shit).

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Imagine how much money he'd be raking in from super chats talking about the Trump assassination attempt.
But nope nicky had to drinky and do coke and become a degenerate pervert.

Even with Nick leaving the field and a dozen other internet lawyers rushing to fill Nick's shoes, none of them even come close to Nick at his best. There are a couple of legitimate competitors like Emily Baker but she really doesn't have much overlap with Nick's (former) audience. If Nick hadn't thrown it all away to spend a year LARPing as a 20 something (like a total loser) then he probably would have easily hit a million subs by now, had some mainstream legitimacy and be drowning in money and success. Alas he chose the Balldo.

 

[parsnip]

The leaks are neat, don't get me wrong, but how useful are they if no one can actually read them? Is it possible to scan them with something other than a potato?

I ran them through a jpg to text thingie online and that made most of it readable although it messes up some of the words.