Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Since Ian was unable to attend, or Tim decided not to include him after the "performance" at Turning Point, we miss out on his usual barmy commentary added to the show, like this:
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& Phil's offensive against Steven Bonnell continues apace. Phil shared a clip of Steven griping about how unfair it is that he is blacklisted from IRL but Laura Loomer got to call for the death penalty for traitors & was not banned, despite Tim immediately yanking the ethernet cord out, as she was saying it:
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Here is the video from the post:





Tim had Riley Gaines, the swimmer that was forced to share space with trooned out swimmer Liam Thomas; Robert Barnes, the self-proclaimed simp for the Constitution & defender of coked-up drunkards; & David Freiheit, Barnes' Canadian companion; were the guests.

Hannah & Luke filled the co-hosting posts.

Clip Collection:
-Tim says that the news may be driving higher views to the show, but still trots out the claims his channel is blocked in searches, does not appear in feeds, etc.:


-If memory serves, this may be the first time a banner ad appeared on Tim's streams. I could have missed previous ones as these streams blend together into one great beanie-blathering river, but this stood out, as it obscured Hannah & David. It makes regular appearances throughout the episode, as well:
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-Riley tries to remind Tim that the people "here" & "on Twitter" are not the same as regular people, when talking about worry over a global conflict. Tim tries to rebut this by bringing up a poll:


-Tim refuses to indulge in conspiracy theories, but shall go on at length upon a topic he does not fully understand, using a site he admits "(I) don't know exactly what we're looking at". Tim discusses a company which placed 12 million shorts on Truth Social stock the day before the attempted assassination of Trump, as if to imply some foreknowledge of it. Robert & Luke bring up the parallels with the shorting of airplane stock the day before 11 September attacks:


-Tim could have answered the question on whether someone in law enforcement has expressed disappointment that the assassin failed to kill Trump. Even a cursory search would show that in 2017, a U.S. Secret Service agent made posts on Facebook declaring herself a Hillary Clinton supporter & would not take "a bullet" for Trump. A super-chatter brings this up, later in the show:


-Because Tim did not actually know what he was talking about when he brought up the large number of puts against Truth Social stock, he is informed later in the show that these may have been made 30 June, not 12 July. & the amount may not have been correct due to a supposed filing error:
 



Gifted Hater made a video on the Tim Pool Situation.

gifted hater is skateboard commentator on youtube. he's got a pretty big following in the industry. what he says is not gospel but it is a good indicator of what the average skateboarder thinks of the Tim Pool situation. gifted is an amateur skateboarder for the brand Sci Fi. He is not without criticism, often times he takes the contrarian take on the latest hot gossip in skateboarding just to be edgy. he claims he dosent care about politics but most of these dudes lean left as skateboarding just is that way.

He is "what the culture feeling" for better or worse skateboarding wise. make of that what you will but this is probably the most in depth/truthful look you'll get at this story at least from the perspective of people who actually give a fuck about skateboarding. while he's not without controversy and rightful criticisms he has been involved with the outing of a lot of snakes and dubious actors/scams in skateboarding so if you intresting in seeing things from a different bias at least here's a better perspective than maybe I or anyone here could put to words about this.





I'll try my best to do a recap but even I can only stand so much of gifted an 40 minuted is alot. So my b there. Just posting it for now because it's a side I don't think was portrayed well enough.
 
So I have an informal poll I'd like to put forth to the Tim Critics in the thread.

Tim is trying to forcibly change skateboarding culture because he likes skateboarding, but isn't a lefty anymore and the associated culture has never been less relevant. On the one hand, he's pushing his politics on an established hobby space. On the other, not only is that culture already dying, it's filled with dirty hippies.

So is Tim becoming the rich bad guy from a crappy 90s skateboarder flick by buying out the skatepark from under them in order to push skateboard culture among righties Based or Cringe?
 
So I have an informal poll I'd like to put forth to the Tim Critics in the thread.

Tim is trying to forcibly change skateboarding culture because he likes skateboarding, but isn't a lefty anymore and the associated culture has never been less relevant. On the one hand, he's pushing his politics on an established hobby space. On the other, not only is that culture already dying, it's filled with dirty hippies.

So is Tim becoming the rich bad guy from a crappy 90s skateboarder flick by buying out the skatepark from under them in order to push skateboard culture among righties Based or Cringe?
Cringe. Skateboarding is ultimately about having fun, not about politics. That it happens to be filled with aging Millenial lefties is a coincidence and these Lefties are harmless in comparison to the rest of the Left (I include normies since it's the normie Left that enables the crazy people).
 
So I have an informal poll I'd like to put forth to the Tim Critics in the thread.

Tim is trying to forcibly change skateboarding culture because he likes skateboarding, but isn't a lefty anymore and the associated culture has never been less relevant. On the one hand, he's pushing his politics on an established hobby space. On the other, not only is that culture already dying, it's filled with dirty hippies.

So is Tim becoming the rich bad guy from a crappy 90s skateboarder flick by buying out the skatepark from under them in order to push skateboard culture among righties Based or Cringe?
Cringe. He needs to be the dude saying STFU and skate, not the other dude bringing politics into a hobby.
 
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So I have an informal poll I'd like to put forth to the Tim Critics in the thread.

Tim is trying to forcibly change skateboarding culture because he likes skateboarding, but isn't a lefty anymore and the associated culture has never been less relevant. On the one hand, he's pushing his politics on an established hobby space. On the other, not only is that culture already dying, it's filled with dirty hippies.

So is Tim becoming the rich bad guy from a crappy 90s skateboarder flick by buying out the skatepark from under them in order to push skateboard culture among righties Based or Cringe?
Cringe as all hell.
While the chance to be based existed with his purchase of the land, the way that he did it and had to waste an hour of his time trying to explain himself made it cringe
 
It seems the beanie man has FINALLY hit a nerve so hard with Brian Krassenstein that he felt the need to post this:

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Since Tim got one of the Krassensteins to sperg like this, I'm calling this a Tim W, but that's probably because the Krassensteins can't open their mouths without mischaracterizing whatever they are talking about, if not straight up lying, and reading their posts makes me want to suck start a shotgun.

Edit: Brian now telling beanie man he's "bordering on defamation" by posting articles of the Krassenstein's ponzi scheme downfall/plea deals.

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So is Tim becoming the rich bad guy from a crappy 90s skateboarder flick by buying out the skatepark from under them in order to push skateboard culture among righties Based or Cringe?
Tim wants to be this saviour out of the West for a sport he grew up with, which, in a vacuum, is nice. But Tim fails to realise he has become much of what skate culture despises. He can do everything in his power to revive skating, as a sport, & make it more family-friendly via his Beanie Hut Jr. branded skate parks, but it is in direct conflict with skater culture which is stereotypically anti-authority, communal to the point of uncleanliness, & very particularistic, as groups of singular skaters coalesce around shared values. Tim, as the newest millionaire in a town of under 20,000 & an average income of $55,000; buying up properties left & right; & having no roots in the community, was always going to have a challenge reaching this group. That is without adding politics infecting every aspect of society. Like in prior situations, Tim seems to think money can resolve conflicts, as seen with paying for Adam Crigler's relocation & using super-chats to communicate, instead of reaching out privately, as a normal person would.

So, put me down for "cringe", lad.




Tim had Mike Lindell, as the guest.
Hannah, Libby, Luke, & Tayler Hansen, of Tenet Media, were the co-hosts.
The end has another performance from Rachel Holt, of her song "I Was Gonna Be", to interrupt the super-chats, which premiered on an earlier IRL episode.

Clip Collection:
-Tim really needs to time these banner ads more carefully, as Tayler is blocked by a QR code, due to the feed format at that moment:
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-Tim is doing a 2024 prediction of electoral college count, not quite treading into 49-state landslide, but making clear Trump is almost guaranteed to win. Though Tim does possess the wherewithal to note that believing you are guaranteed to win is a guaranteed way to lose:


-Tim has a new theory on what the HAVV results mean; Beyond registering illegal aliens to vote, "someone" is going through "college databases" & registering every student, whose information they can find, to vote. & because foreign students do not have Social Security numbers, it comes back as a record not found:


-When asked to comment upon David Pakman & Steven Bonnell's statements on the Trump assassination attempt, Tim discusses how Steven's rhetoric is not comparable to Laura Loomer's, after the chittering cuckold tried to argue it was unfair to blacklist him & not her, as well. As the questioner also inquired about David, it gives Mike a chance to critique him. Also, at the end, I cannot tell if Tim is fanning himself due to the heat, or if the fly followed him all the way to Milwaukee:
 
Can someone explain to me what Tim brought to the RNC, what did he do that he couldn't have done from the compound? Why did he need to go, lots of casinos close by?

It seems the beanie man has FINALLY hit a nerve so hard with Brian Krassenstein that he felt the need to post this:
All the computers dying was from this jew trying see how many times tim said civil war. Total overload.
 
Tim is the RNC version of a young influencer.
Considering the youthful Vivek Ramaswamy used the term "hippie", unironically, this is not an outside possibility:





Tim had Blake Marnell, the man famous for wearing his brick-patterned suit to Trump events, as the guest. Blake was present, in the front row of the Pennsylvania rally which culminated in the Trump assassination attempt. Jeremy Hambly returns for the last Wisconsin episode.
Hannah & Luke were co-hosts.

Unfortunately for Blake, & perhaps a bit ironic for a man with his particular attire, he runs straight into the solid "Tim is always right" wall when discussing the assassination attempt, & potential causes for the security lapses which allowed it to happen.

*Tim gets to remind us of his pioneering of drones, as the panel discusses the news of the shooter flying a drone around the rally, before it started. This leads into a discussion on security, which Blake saw first-hand: 14:23-47:04

*Tim refuses to accept Blake's stance that human error could be an answer, browbeating him over not just agreeing with the beanie boy's inside job theory. Hannah expresses support for Blake, which Tim does not appreciate, levelling the same dismissive attitude towards her: 48:18-58:02

Clip Collection:
-Remember how Tim was supposed to have the coffee shop open around June? Because I did. Now, it has the opening date of "jammed up forever":


-Sometimes, I do other things while listening to an episode in the background, only tabbing back to make clips. While I was not looking, Tim begins making these sputtering noises & sounds confused, so I rush back to see if he was having a mini-stroke. It was only an issue where a webpage moved on the screen, abruptly, while Tim was doing his shpiel:


Here is a better quality screen capture of the Windows bar, for those interested:
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-Tim is obsessed with masticating over news stories, instead of using his guests to their full effect. Hannah, thankfully, asks Blake what security was like for the rally, as he was a front-row attendee:


-Blake, a man famous for wearing a brick-pattern suit, ends up being the least willing to indulge in conspiracies & blames "human error". Tim argues that doing that is akin to "hearing hooves, & calling 'zebras'":


-Tim treats Blake not accepting, on the face of it, his theory that the Secret Service allowed this assassination attempt to occur as if he were insulting Tim's mother. Tim accuses Blake of using "emotion" & not "facts" to say human error could be a reason this incident happened. Blake manages to hoist Tim by his own petard, when citing former Secret Service agent Dan Bongino's opinion on what happened. Tim starts implying Dan said it could only have been intentional neglect, but Blake manages to force Tim to correct himself, & say Dan was unclear on what could have caused it. Tim, still, claims there is "a straight line" to show this was allowed to happen, intentionally:


-Tim invents a Secret Service "logistical officer" who approving Trump to go on stage, & assuring the security "we've taken care of it [the shooter]", despite all of the warning signs, to bolster his inside job theory. This came right after Tim gave Blake a tongue-lashing for relying on emotions, not facts, to explain the situation:


-Tim accuses Blake of not agreeing with the inside job "hypothesis" "for political reasons" & "you're refusing to say what's obvious". Blake refuses to be baited by Tim's claims, & stands firm claiming human error is not "the long shot" explanation Tim keeps stating it is:


-Tim brings up the story of Michael Wiseman, a Florida resident, who made threats against Donald Trump & J.D. Vance, on Facebook:


Here are the alleged posts made by Wiseman, as Tim did not see them in the story he regurgitated:
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-I appreciated this moment of levity, where Jeremy screen peeked Hannah's laptop to say how far Wiseman was from Mar-a-Lago. Luke says "Get 'im, Hannah", which leads to her asking if Luke is low IQ for making the mistake of not using Hannah Clare despite knowing her for three years. The three of them get to have some fun & laugh, amidst this rather dreary episode:


-Tim finds out Kyle Gass deleted the apology post, after a super-chatter asks if this will make Tim rescind his forgiveness. Tim claims that Jack Black did likewise, but it appears that Black's Instagram post that made the rounds is still up, as of this posting:


-Tim remains afraid of in-person confrontation & shall not be going to the DNC:


-Apparently, Tim's compound is not only infested with droning flies, but also flying drones. Tim says a drone overflew his property, "surveilling us", & they have no idea who did it:
 
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Considering the youthful Vivek Ramaswamy used the term "hippie", unironically, this is not an outside possibility:
I mean, can you give me another logical reason Tim was one of (if not the only) podcasters this year to get a sit down one on one with Trump? Or that he got studio space for the RNC in Milwaukee?
I'm not saying that the RNC directly pays him like Harry Sisson, but they clearly view him as an asset that should be given special attention, and in all honesty they would not be wrong to think so. For all of his retarded nonsense and flip flopping, one thing is clear, and it's that he is a grifter not a mouthpiece.

As a side sperg, this is the clear difference between approaches when it comes to the RNC and DNC. The DNC will pay their shills, but tell them what to say and demand they never criticize (Harry, Jo from jerz, brooklyndad, etc...), whereas the RNC won't pay influencers, just give them things like special access and such.
 
Did IRL just get shut down for talking about trannies?
For advocating the death penalty for pedophiles. Tim really hates that.

Tim is fine grifting on the idea of really pushing the pedophile angle with what happened and adjacent things, but heaven forbid someone say that the government should have the death penalty for convicted pedophiles, then it's a call to violence in his eyes.

I mean, it's not. No worse ethically than the death penalty we already got for murder. Pretty sure that's a law FL is trying to establish.
 
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