Charlie / penguinz0 / moistcr1tikal - Angry and bigtime Youtuber and Twitch Stream, going off rails

[barbie meat]

As a perennial member of the Kiwi Farms Critikal Apologists, I would like to formally submit my apology for my excessive optimism in thinking he might be secretly based.

 

[Super Malario]

I don't know if most people call him that, but I like that sneako calls him moist instead of cr1tikal. Much less cool sounding.

It really does sound pathetic, just encapsulates everything wrong about Charlie

 

[Queesechake]

To give him the smallest credit, he does have some other stuff going (Godslap and the wrestling thing I'd mentioned earlier), but this point is 100% correct. He went ahead and did this for what seems to be no reason out of the blue (at least to me).

He did it because he hates Sneako and thought everyone would side with him and he'd make sneako look retarded because he's in an SJW bubble and thinks everyone thinks like his degenerate ass.

 

[mlanguishi]

Who knows when this was recorded but he's going on about bowling still.

 

[Dave.]

You are most likely right. Here's a clip from one of his gambling streams 3 years ago, where he spends $5,000 on Pokemon cards, proceeds to sperg out after pulling Snorlax (which he claims to be worth $20,000, not sure, not into gambling), yelling so loud that his girlfriend enters the room and asks him to be quiet as he can be heard on her stream. They then continue to argue for the rest of the clip about how much money he is spending on Pokemon cards he doesn't even have any intention of selling. Definition of a low value manlet, one can only imagine how annoying and useless he was with her behind the scenes when this is what he chooses to broadcast publicly.

Honestly it wouldn't surprise me if at any time his girlfriend was feeling down over their relationship, he'd whip out his "quotes" such as "you can grab life by the butthole, you just have to have balls!" or "it's only over if your anus is bleeding". I'm not a woman, but I believe he really is that pathetic.

 

[femboy fart huffer]

Take these 2 comments. Looks innocent, but the trannies are already out for blood:

Bullshit, 'calm and collected' 'emotional' my ass. I've been pissed off before, not once have I been pissed off enough to say "children can consent".

 

[barrow greeter]

How did this dull retard with his ice cold takes get 16 million subs and meanwhile Jared Taylor isn't even allowed to have a twitter account?

 

[A Wumpa Fruit]

All he should have said is "that is a false equivalence, please give another example" and he wouldn't need to drop from the fence

He could have said a million of better phrases to evade fall hard off the fence but NOOOOOOO

 

[DickMain]

He did it because he hates Sneako and thought everyone would side with him and he'd make sneako look retarded because he's in an SJW bubble and thinks everyone thinks like his degenerate ass.

He certainly went for it because he thought it'd be the freest punching-down W since his first with Sneako, but he had no reason to actually go and do it in the first place and put himself in this mess was more of what I meant. He made his own bed when he 100% did not have to go and do it.

 

[CarlosDanger]

that's the point that retard Sneako was trying to make. if minors cannot consent to sex then they cannot consent to mutilation. they both deserve the wall in all honesty.

Charlie was given a hanging curveball and not did he swing and miss badly, he spun around and stepped on a rake and knocked himself out.

 

[Black Snake]

Charlie: Kids can't consent to marriage, but they can consent to life-changing and irreversible surgical procedures that they'll probably regret for the rest of their lives.

Doesn't Charlie know that marriage is 100% reversable?
Getting married doesn't happen in an instant, it takes years of planning.

 

[QueenMegan]

total eceleb death

 

[DickMain]

Doesn't Charlie know that marriage is 100% reversable?

His ex probably reminded him, yes.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Doesn't Charlie know that marriage is 100% reversable?
Getting married doesn't happen in an instant, it takes years of planning.

His argument for the marriage being wrong but the mutilation being okay is so retarded too.
Just because there's no "second party" doesn't make it okay.

 

[GeldKampf]

Charlie now HAS to make an official response for the troons. (which he shouldn't and just let them find their next victim)

But, as proven earlier in this thread, he most definitely will. I'm thinking something along the lines of a 20-40 minute soy-faced YouTube video where he complains about how he's not actually that bad and how he's going to educate himself more on trans rights or some shit.

 

[Markass the Worst]

I'm not calling anything yet, but I will say this. The last time a thread in Multimedia was featured, it was eventually moved to Internet Famous.

 

[mlanguishi]

I'm not calling anything yet, but I will say this. The last time a thread in Multimedia was featured, it was eventually moved to Internet Famous.

If it will be, I'll need help for the OP. Anyone that wants to add to this let me know, here or whatever. Like Null said, I made this originally to just be about goofing on a popular guy that didn't deserve lolcow or even PG back then years ago, but the time is approaching. I'm not super good at starting non-A&H detailed OPs, so either mods can do it (they fixed my crappy title here) or whatever. I think he's so borderline Internet Famous that it's inevitable unless he pulls a Trump-style miracle and survives.

ETA, we'll need a full background and history I guess and video list. A collab effort will help. I am in the midst of political, irl and so much stuff going on now. I can come back in weeks, hopefully and do it myself but any collating offered will help, DM, or on this thread.

 

[DickMain]

If it will be, I'll need help for the OP. Anyone that wants to add to this let me know, here or whatever. Like Null said, I made this originally to just be about goofing on a popular guy that didn't deserve lolcow or even PG back then years ago, but the time is approaching. I'm not super good at starting non-A&H detailed OPs, so either mods can do it (they fixed my crappy title here) or whatever. I think he's so borderline Internet Famous that it's inevitable unless he pulls a Trump-style miracle and survives.

I hope it does get the content it needs in order to move over there. Would certainly balance out the Hyde thread randomly popping up in Internet Famous prior to Multimedia with just an OP basically reading "do you guys think this guy's cool" and a 20 page circlejerk of "yes" (yeah I'm still annoyed and a fag about it; but that's just my stupid faggot opinion).

 

[mlanguishi]

I hope it does get the content it needs in order to move over there. Would certainly balance out the Hyde thread randomly popping up in Internet Famous prior to Multimedia with just an OP basically reading "do you guys think this guy's cool" and a 20 page circlejerk of "yes" (yeah I'm still annoyed and a fag about it; but that's just my stupid faggot opinion).

We're at 65 pages after over 2 years, so I don't know. (30 plus since featured) I said way back I knew this would be a low burning thread because Charlie is boring. I had a vague feeling he'd go off rails.

The thing I'm thinking is he ignores it and this fades for him away or he fights it and then more cowness. We'll see in a few weeks.

My oct 2023:

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/charlie-penguinz0-moistcr1tikal.136125/post-17051952

Oh no worries, I didn't take it as an attack. And I know this thread's kinda useless, It's really borderline. He's barely really big or interesting enough to have his own thread at all, and I debated if I should've bothered at all. I usually offer commentary on things I paste, but with Critikal all you can really do is look and say 'yep'.

 

[mydekutree]

I can’t believe he piss in mouth of a girl!