Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[Angry New Ager]

Yet another newfag who needs to lurk more, or go back to Reddit.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

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Yet another newfag who needs to lurk more, or go back to Reddit.

Don't you get it? It's impossible to discuss something you have any real life experience with unless you center yourself in it. Won't someone please ask me about my personal experience with weight loss surgery in rural Australia, as it applies to everyone who has ever gotten or will ever get weight loss surgery of any kind anywhere on the planet?

 

[Troonedoutpeetz]

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Yet another newfag who needs to lurk more, or go back to Reddit.

Lick my cunt

Don't you get it? It's impossible to discuss something you have any real life experience with unless you center yourself in it. Won't someone please ask me about my personal experience with weight loss surgery in rural Australia, as it applies to everyone who has ever gotten or will ever get weight loss surgery of any kind anywhere on the planet?

well it’s true, I do have real life experiences, which might be hard to understand

 

[Barbarella]

I wouldn’t let that word salad midwit quack anywhere near me, my loved one or my pets.

I hope he missed his special “safe plane” while he was rambling incoherently during the video and damaged her lymphatic system worse, and she blows up like Jacqueline Adlin (whatever her name is.).

Not that she could get much larger, she was lying on her side and her hips went up to everybody’s shoulder.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Imagine being support staff, trying to be professional and do your job, and then having to deal with this fucking retarded attention whore.

 

[Gay Mouth]

When I took care of elderly people with Down's syndrome, they dressed in frayed grey sweat pants with loose elastic, grandpa tightie-whities, a 4X Walmart Cookie Monster t-shirt, white crew socks, and worn-in crocs.

Somehow that is infinitely less retarded than a grape colored velour tracksuit with contrast olive green string bikini, unbrushed grease-sopped bleach-fried straw-textured hair, mid century plastic pervert frames, and black shower slides.

 

[vlcsr]

Watching a munchie be born in real time is always such a blessing.

(Watching the dazzling zebras come out of the woodwork to powerlevel about their totally real and not made up diseases is always a fun sideshow)


is it now? Soft and stretchy, yes, but smooth?
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someone should definitely tell the people with dermatospraxis EDS that their skin is actually super smooth! (She was 26 when this photo was taken.)
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Even mild forms cause hypertrophic "cigarette paper" scarring in response to minor injuries.
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It seems to just be the social media version that causes this super smooth skin they all brag about having. Weird!

Seeing you post in this thread is like seeing a celebrity at your favorite restaurant.

What’s your over-under on Anna claiming POTS and MCAS or any of the other munchie-fave diseases? Maybe she’ll try and turn Data into a service dog ()

 

[Angry New Ager]

When I took care of elderly people with Down's syndrome, they dressed in frayed grey sweat pants with loose elastic, grandpa tightie-whities, a 4X Walmart Cookie Monster t-shirt, white crew socks, and worn-in crocs.

Somehow that is infinitely less retarded than a grape colored velour tracksuit with contrast olive green string bikini, unbrushed grease-sopped bleach-fried straw-textured hair, mid century plastic pervert frames, and black shower slides.

Those clothes are comfortable, durable, easily laundered, and fit for purpose. A character theme is inoffensive, adds a bit of individuality to a utilitarian garment, gives the wearer some happiness, and gives others something to grab onto as a conversation-starter, thus helping to build rapport.

There's nothing retarded about that.

Anna's outfit, on the other hand? Despite having abundant resources and thus choices of what to wear, everything is ugly, in poor taste, ill-fitting, and has been chosen to maximalize the getting of attention.

That? That is fucking retarded.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

Those clothes are comfortable, durable, easily laundered, and fit for purpose. A character theme is inoffensive, adds a bit of individuality to a utilitarian garment, gives the wearer some happiness, and gives others something to grab onto as a conversation-starter, thus helping to build rapport.

There's nothing retarded about that.

Anna's outfit, on the other hand? Despite having abundant resources and thus choices of what to wear, everything is ugly, in poor taste, ill-fitting, and has been chosen to maximalize the getting of attention.

That? That is fucking retarded.

I imagine the designer was having a laugh, thinking they were creating something silly and harmless. When they saw Anna shimmying in their creation they felt instant regret and great guilt for bringing it into the world. They are repenting as we speak and they now feel the full weight of the responsibility they hold.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Lick my cunt

well it’s true, I do have real life experiences, which might be hard to understand

look, some of us on the farms may or may not have the conditions munchies claim. But if we do, we don’t talk about it. We know Anna is faking this because she has a history of lying and Anna has never brought this stuff up before. She looks for every excuse to blame her weight on something other than her horrible diet and greediness. Lipedema and lymphadema are both very well known consequences of being fat. She was convinced her obesity was caused some rare genes, and did a rare obesity gene panel which came back normal.

You are thread banned now but I hope you take this to heart and read the entire thread from start to finish to get an idea of how manipulative Anna is.

And, Anna’s size is causing her pain and problems. She’s actually never mentioned why she thinks she has EDS. Her mom and sister were also obese and both died young,

 

[Chococat3012]

I was right she is now stating she has hEDS even though she was never diagnosed with it.
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It is really not easy to get the official diagnosis, the criteria for each type of EDS are extensive, moreover diagnosis takes time (documented flare-ups), awaiting genetic results (for other types, not hEDS) and money, they are quite expensive. There is a point in it being included in Rare diseases, it is just ridiculous that suddenly every fat person has it. Before FAs started to claim it, I only heard about one person in my country that literally had gastroparesis and was chasing a diagnosis for many years. Sorry for being austistic, but this is just cray.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

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It is really not easy to get the official diagnosis, the criteria for each type of EDS are extensive, moreover diagnosis takes time (documented flare-ups), awaiting genetic results (for other types, not hEDS) and money, they are quite expensive. There is a point in it being included in Rare diseases, it is just ridiculous that suddenly every fat person has it. Before FAs started to claim it, I only heard about one person in my country that literally had gastroparesis and was chasing a diagnosis for many years. Sorry for being austistic, but this is just cray.

hEDS doesn’t have a known gene unlike the others, like you said so that’s why munchies like to claim it.

The three criteria are:

• Joint hypermobility: A Beighton score of at least 5 for adolescents and adults under 50, or at least 4 for adults over 50

• Connective tissue disorder: Evidence of systemic manifestations or a family history of a more generalized connective tissue disorder

• Musculoskeletal complications: Evidence of musculoskeletal problems

I will say Anna does have hyperextended knees, but that’s is also a feature of being obese. They carry more mass and standing with legs hyperextended when you’re morbidly obese is the most efficient way to stand. But over time, the y ligament located in the hip becomes lax and stretched under the weight of being so heavy, that hyperextension in the knees also occurs due to laxity of the ligaments that hold the knee in extension . Those ligaments are patellofemoral, vastus medialis, medial collateral, patellotibial, and medial patellomeniscal ligaments, and they all help keep the knee stable.

What’s more likely? Anna being fat or Anna having a genetic disorder that she only has been complaining about recently? Hint: it’s not the latter.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

What’s more likely? Anna being fat or Anna having a genetic disorder that she only has been complaining about recently? Hint: it’s not the latter

I just spent the last 2 hours going down a medical research rabbit hole that was fascinating, but ultimately had nothing to do with the Fatso I follow. A missing permanent tooth? Thinning hair? Sandal gap? Lack of sweat glands? Yep, I found syndromes that could fit all these...but why did I even look is the more relevant question?
Anna, like so many other in the Fat Lady World, are so grotesque, so abnormal, that the tendency is to try to find a reason, perhaps even an excuse for why these women exist. We don't need to know your personal experience with disease and misfortune to understand that Anna just ain't right.

(I assure you that even if I did have hallux varus, was bald as a cue ball, and don't sweat much for a toothless fat lady, you won't hear it from me.)

 

[keke]

Do you know how many people are begging on GoFundMe to help purchase Ozempic? These people actually need it. They are already diabetic but financially, they can’t afford it. Anna was getting it because she was an influencer and somebody was paying for it.

Nobody cares

leaky gut syndrome

Interesting. This is ringing some bells as a go-to homeopathic medicine sham. Leaky gut is something some of those nut job circles commonly cite as basically the cause of cancer and every other health condition you can imagine. Usually selling a miracle product or miracle diet. Basically, more munchie lunacy.

She's absolutely getting paid by that butcher dermatologist.

Nah. It’s extremely common for influencer to get free cosmetic surgeries by fake doctors in exchange for promoting the place. Industry standard.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

It is really not easy to get the official diagnosis

We have a whole 1000 page thread that says otherwise. Almost every girl discussed there has an "official" diagnosis from a real doctor like Anna's who saw dollar signs when she walked in the door.

What’s your over-under on Anna claiming POTS and MCAS or any of the other munchie-fave diseases?

In Anna's case I think it depends on how well she understands the benefits of doing so. POTS? Good excuse to quit her token exercise without it being her fault. She loved running, she was so proud of herself for running on the trail every day but that darn POTS means she can't anymore. Damn the Texas heat!

MCAS she could leverage a number of ways. She could claim she doesn't overeat off camera because she literally can't eat anything without reactions guys, so she's not just fat because she eats too much because she literally can't guys. Another bagel meltdown? It's just because she could have DIED if she ate the multigrain one with yucky veggies on it. Some of my girls claimed shit like they were 'reactive' to plain water because of MCAS so they had to drink diet coke from Mcgunt's or Starbies pink drinks every day.

She might actually get GP. Before every retarded anorexic in mickey mouse ears started claiming she had it, it was mostly associated with uncontrolled diabetes damaging the nerves the same way it damages the nerves in their feet until they have to be amputated.

Data as a service dog is almost definite imo. She'd LOVE to bring him everywhere, moreso than she already does. The biggest question is does she just slap a vest on him and call it good enough or does she shell out for one of those shady board-and-trains that promises they can turn YOUR undisciplined pet into a real SD (but really they just traumatize the shit out of it and force compliance for a while until it goes totally crackerjacks and either refuses to work or mauls a child.)

ETA: sorry if all of this has been discussed to death. I've been extraordinarily busy and not keeping up with the thread, just rawdogging her youtube content.

 

[Chococat3012]

I guess y'all are right, I'm being naive regarding the diagnosis ... however Anna just told on herself that she haven't had her joints evaluated, so she is just stupid and can't even keep her story straight.

Regarding Anna's mother and sister I was watching this reaction channel's live with Anna's old videos where she is talking that they both were in ICU at the same time.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgMRhCvTLDI&t=5759s

 

[Zemblan Physics]

It seems to just be the social media version that causes this super smooth skin they all brag about having. Weird!

Speaking of which - caught this imbecile in the wild a while back. They know no shame and the narcissism knows no bounds. Aka right up Anna’s frightening alley.

 

[thejackal2]

our gorl is shaky.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Speaking of which - caught this imbecile in the wild a while back. They know no shame and the narcissism knows no bounds. Aka right up Anna’s frightening alley.

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Ah yes, because as we all know, fucked up collagen and super fragile skin are the keys to a youthful visage. You really want your skin to be loose and saggy so you can remain forever young.

I've seen a number of munchies claiming their totally real EDS gives them a baby face/makes them look younger than they are/"Smooth Skin Is A Symptom!" It always makes me laugh how these non-truths spread through this community of lying pit vipers then are brought back here by people claiming they're nothing like the munchies because they have those exact made-up symptoms. can't wait until Anna tells us she dislocated her hip but popped it back in herself so we can see all the thread's EDS munchies talk about how much their real hip dislocations hurt, never realizing how much they're giving themselves away.

Spoiler: die young, stay pretty

At least one of my collection of sideshow attractions (Jessica Distefano / invisiblechaosblog, the Hanson-obsessed weirdo who spent a decade trying to get on disability and kept getting denied based on her frequent vacations) went into a spiral after Tiktok zoomers correctly guessed her age as late 30s. For the last year or so she's been e-begging for a wild assortment of anti-aging creams and serums trying to undo 25 years of coasting in her delusion that she looks 12 because the only people she interacted with were her own parents and her enabler boyfriend.

If you remind them no you really do look 40 my dude, it reminds them they really are 40 despite their best efforts to delay the inevitable, which is probably the most horrifying thought these women can encounter. They can prance around Disneyland and refuse to get a real job and buy themselves teenagers to be their paid "friend" and all the colorful size 6x playsuits Bangladeshi sweatshops can churn out and eat giant unicorn cotton candies after a temper tantrum about having to wait for said cotton candy, but they can't stop adulthood from happening. The more they delay it the more they start to panic looking around at what their actual age cohort have that they don't. Of course, they just use that icky feeling of inadequacy to manipulate their followers more, posting tearful videos and insta captions about how hard it is to be them with all their struggles that are Not Their Fault, but you can tell it shatters their happy little delusion and usually results in doubling down on their decisions because they can't face that they did this to themselves.

Sure, no one likes to get old, but the rest of us can look around and at least have something to show for it. A career we built, a family we made, a hobby we passionately pursued, the ability to walk two miles down a flat even New York City sidewalk without collapsing under the weight of our accumulated bad decisions. Anna just has spiraling into diagnoses and excuses until she drinks and fats her liver to death.

God who let me out of my containment unit?

 

[Morbo]

She's dumb as a box of rocks:

"And how about your knees, how are they?"

"Not great...muscle wise I think I'm good tho."

"But what about the joint itself?"

"Haven't had that evaluated."

Great job Run Lab and Anna getting out there to evaluate a deathfat's knees!

I know she often edits things out of order but it looks like the "doctor" waited until the day of the surgery to ask about her joints??