Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[vlcsr]

our gorl is shaky.
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She 100% threw out her back because her total deconditioning since the lipedema saga began has rid her of any core strength she may have had. And also she’s 500lbs. But she’s going to run into a lot more issues because she’s absolutely refused to keep up even the facade of working out consistently. It’s just going to get worse from here.

 

[thejackal2]

She 100% threw out her back because her total deconditioning since the lipedema saga began has rid her of any core strength she may have had. And also she’s 500lbs. But she’s going to run into a lot more issues because she’s absolutely refused to keep up even the facade of working out consistently. It’s just going to get worse from here.

WAG she's on some sort of pain meds that prevented her from feeling a tweak and then she slept on it at 500lbs and near 40 years and here we are. She's losing mobility slowly. We're all here for it.

 

[Arey Ouib]

LOL I guess she got everyone beat on the poll now. She's officially made it close to Fall 2024 for bedbound arc a la the 'thrown out' back. Sure Jan... sure you threw your back out...

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[thejackal2]

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If you knew nothing else about her and just read those posts on Threads you would assume she is a 15-24 year old girl/woman. At absolute most you'd think late 20s but I would think most people are going 15-24. Nobody really "resents" Anna they just can't fucking stand her. It's like (assuming she could fit) you'll tolerate almost any sort of person next to you on the bar stool other than the narc that can't fucking stop talking and won't let you get a word in otherwise. Most people, assholes or saints, will get the message and stop talking, but the narc will keep fucking going until you move out of their life.

That's Anna.

 

[Arey Ouib]

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Wow! She kept it... 'low key'(?) for Starbucks standards I suppose...? What is up w/ that skirt.. I noticed her hair is eerily clean looking (compared to normal) in this vid. Congrats Anna! I guess because of your candy juicy getting drained, you actually HAVE to shower now!

If you knew nothing else about her and just read those posts on Threads you would assume she is a 15-24 year old girl/woman. At absolute most you'd think late 20s but I would think most people are going 15-24. Nobody really "resents" Anna they just can't fucking stand her. It's like (assuming she could fit) you'll tolerate almost any sort of person next to you on the bar stool other than the narc that can't fucking stop talking and won't let you get a word in otherwise. Most people, assholes or saints, will get the message and stop talking, but the narc will keep fucking going until you move out of their life.

That's Anna.

So THAT'S what that is. Call me stupid, but for the life of me I couldn't ever truly figure out why there are people who are conversation hogs (the TRUE reason they won't let people get any words in edgewise unless it's to give them asspats), but I guess it would fit the bill for someone like Anna to hog even a conversation.

 

[Stroppy Trollop]

You'd think that Starbucks "ambassadors" (jesuschrist the absurdity of this is beyond ridiculous) would need to adhere to some basic standards... such as: their desperate shills should perhaps consider wearing a bra while getting ripped in their exclusive (gag) lounge.
You'd think.
Once again, it boggles the mind to think that big-name brands want anything to do with Anna. How can they not see what a fake, fat, sloppy, annoying ass she is? I'll never understand it.

 

[tj0p00tert00t]

At some point, can we make fun of the "emotional support water bottle?" Every time she says it I want to punch her.

 

[ghjoigcbn]

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The “paddle ball” is actually a pickleball set. So it may be practical for those who play. She thinks it’s one of those dumb toys.

And then, when she suggested the cold brew I was thinking, that actually sounds good and complex tasting and then she goes nope I GOT A SHAKE LOL. Classic Anna.

Her acting in this one is very low energy.

 

[Amberglow]

Wow! She kept it... 'low key'(?) for Starbucks standards I suppose...? What is up w/ that skirt.. I noticed her hair is eerily clean looking (compared to normal) in this vid. Congrats Anna! I guess because of your candy juicy getting drained, you actually HAVE to shower now!

Every time that I see that skirt, it looks like those sleeping bags that you can make single of zip two together to make a big sleeping bag.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

Allergy season Threads post has me guessing MCAS as her next grift after this lipedema vacuum saga flops.

Obviously Anna is a secret alcoholic but could she also have an essential tremor? She is shakier than a chihuahua at the vet.

 

[Jackisnotaname]

I know she often edits things out of order but it looks like the "doctor" waited until the day of the surgery to ask about her joints??

He didn't have time between mugging for the camera and telling her how strong and beautiful she was.

It's funny that Anna is doing ad for a bar when she once laughed and laughed at the foolish people who thought she had a drinking problem because she never drinks!!!! Also, it's really neat that Anna found a way to work large milkshakes and 3 martinis into her severely calorie restricted diet. Most people would struggle to both starve themselves and gluttonously indulge but Anna is just so much smarter than most that she can pull it off.

 

[Angry New Ager]

Also, it's really neat that Anna found a way to work large milkshakes and 3 martinis into her severely calorie restricted diet.

Also that she can be "doing everything right!" for her lipedema, including diet, while still drinking Starbeetus shakes and booze.

 

[Barbarella]

That Starbucks martini video was filmed before her surgery and during her bagel bitching. So right before her surgery, she had several bagels with cream cheese, a huge cotten candy, a milkshake and 3 martinis. That’s only what she’s shown us she ate, but it’s certainly enough to know she hasn’t done everything right.

Attention newfags: double posting is discouraged on Kiwi Farms. Read the entire thread to the end, then comment. You can use multi quote easily.

 

[a hapless toad]

Attention newfags: double posting is discouraged on Kiwi Farms. Read the entire thread to the end, then comment. You can use multi quote easily.

@Arey Ouib, this means you, despite @Barbarella being too classy to tag you directly.

(As a frog, I have no class.)

 

[glass_houses]

(As a frog, I have no class.)

That's not true at all.

Spoiler: class

You're the classiest frog that any of us know

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Allergy season Threads post has me guessing MCAS as her next grift after this lipedema vacuum saga flops.

Obviously Anna is a secret alcoholic but could she also have an essential tremor? She is shakier than a chihuahua at the vet.

Think she will try to go for the munchie trifecta?

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Think she will try to go for the munchie trifecta?

Considering what @GenociderSyo just posted after this, I'd say a definite yes!
Anna has put out the siren call to fat munchies everywhere to "ask her questions" about her lipedema procedure!
She is gathering her army around her as we speak.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

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I... am befuddled. Is compression gear staying UP a legitimate problem? Please? Anyone? I've never had that problem - I have compression socks I wear after century rides done at full speed because lactic acid is BITCH after 5-6 hours of constant effort. Those socks are 'fun' to get on and an utter nightmare to remove. They go absolutely /nowhere/ when in place.