Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[That Other Dude's Persona]

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[I've Seen Some More Shit]

Interesting thing on Xitter (Formerly Twex). Ville Kallio, Finngolian creator of the popular indie game Cruelty Squad (and also the most effective thesis for the Godot engine existing by virtue of being its only successful game so far) made this post:
https://x.com/villecallio/status/1821869154434986255 (archive)

People seem to be going with the agreement he's referring to PirateSoftware, given the most popular reply is this Xcretement in particular:
https://x.com/3xcwhy/status/1821872673640632371 (archive)


Interesting that we're seeing a public downturn in popularity for Jason. Likely ties in with his incendiary commentary on StopKillingGames. I'm curious to see if Jason will assume Ville himself sincerely was aiming at him and if he'll try a gay internet slapfight.

 

[Relinquish]

The OP for this thread completely vanished as soon as he made this thread. While the OP isn't bad, it's also not complete, especially with the information that was recently posted in the thread, which would make chances of this thread getting out of PG highly unlikely. I'm currently thinking about writing a different thread packed with all the info posted here, but I'm not sure if it's worth it

EDIT: I currently making a draft for the OP, it will likely be finished tomorrow
EDIT 2: It's done: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jason-...igtree-darksphere-creations-maldavius.197757/

 

[Burnt Effigy]

Interesting that we're seeing a public downturn in popularity for Jason.

These things are just a consequence of a narcissist/asshole/holier-than-thou guy that gets hit by a controversy.

As soon as the controversy hits, if it's big enough, irrelevant faggots become disgusting pariahs, creeps everybody tries to avoid thinking about become the center of attention, and big names show weakness, and their years of abusive behavior catch up to them.

It's happened before, it'll happen again, just so happens that PirateSoftware is getting murdered over a body-temperature take that's articulated like shit, and everybody that either knows him, or knows more than him, can see he's just a massive fraud.

I'm not sure if it's worth it

It's getting relevant, slowly, probably not a high-priority lolcow yet, though.

 

[Pleasant Bottle]

• Called my friends (and me) "Nigglettes" at school, every chance in English class while reading Huck Fin he would take to say "NIGGER" as loud as he could. Said it was "Part of his heritage" as his "Mom lives in the country and dad's name is JoeyRay" and bragged about "His family owning a brothel". Called me "one of the good ones".
• Often mimicked and insulted the less educated students at school. Was your prototypical "Bullynerd" who would run around shouting "AREEBAAH AREEBAH!" and "MUH RIGHTS! MY NIGGAHS!" and spoke in hood to people not as a way to normalize conversation but to belittle them then walk away mumbling "Fuckin faggots". Often would greet teachers and administrators with "Where my reperations, masa?". His father did not respond to it.

• Ran away to a Gay Furry Canadian Commune for 3 years, abandoning his fiancé, and one of his positions at Blizzard so that he could "Play Second Life with his bros, code, and suck cock lol" -Jason Hall. Actually just did script kiddy bullshit to "Crash sims because furfags should burn lol" Jason Hall.
• Returned from his 3 year homosexual trist only to stalk his ex fiance and creep everyone back home out. Returned more racist, filled with bisexual and gay lust, turned down going to Gentleman's Clubs with actual women so he could "Raid on WoW" (actually just staring at his SL avatar dancing with gay dragon-boys).

• Broke into his ex's gated neighborhood "Tiff" and threw rocks at her window screaming "TIFFAAAAH I LOVE YOU! COME BACK TO ME! PLEASE!" after he had abandoned her, left her to fend for herself, and went to suck cocks in Canada only to come back expecting her to roll over on him. He was threatened with calling the cops so he fagged out and found an "Online GF" to masturbate in front of.
• Got his "Online GF" pissed off after she caught him eRPing with a minor on SL. So she posted porn of him jacking off to pornhub that he said she could "Do whatever she wanted with it" thusly granting her permission before the slight. There were witnesses to him "joking about it" and I was one of them.

• Actively tries to fuck any woman attached to his old "Friend group". Tiff, Tiffa, Alicia, Michelle, Michelle, Michelle, Erica, Brittany, Jen, Geniv, and a dozen others have confirmed his attempts to "get them in bed after he invited them over". Most likely a psychological complex over the abandonment of his mother and his constant thirst for dick and cum while trying to establish some sort of heteronormative action to bring him from the brink of eating bussy. "The only one that would fuck him is Alicia because she fucks trannys and homos alike. I mean, I fucked her in the ass and she told me she fucked him so who am I supposed to think is lying now? Technically if he did what he said he did he indirectly sucked my dick because I was there first" -Glenn.
• "Practices Green Magic", used to go around asking people if they'd consent to him severing body parts so he can practice his faggoty voodoo. Asked his friend if he could decapitate his 2 year-old and use his severed head for a spell to which he was told to "Get the fuck out of (his) house".
• Often brags about how he'll one day have an army of "Child Soldiers" that he "Groomed to being his little fuckboys".
• Calls his Ex while she's happily married with child. When she answered she gave the phone to her husband who said "Hey, Jason, heard you used to date Tiff a while back.", and Jason shit himself, babbled like an incoherent incel faggot, and hung up like the bitch-made faggot he really is.

Assuming any of this is real, then we might have quite a lolcow on our hands. Imagining him making fun of a minority and using "gamer words" of old or completely fumbling at the next major controversy. The huge ego, combative/condescending talking style, potential furry(?) makes it all the more tantalizing for what his next foible will be.

 

[I've Seen Some More Shit]

The OP for this thread completely vanished

Looking at his profile, he vanished a day after posting with no other messages than the OP. Basically a driveby OP, possibly even a Personal Army request. I looked up his username but all I can find is it's the same name as the former Taco Bell headquarters in Cali, so not much to track.
Really weird.

 

[Sunflower Samurai]

Interesting thing on Xitter (Formerly Twex). Ville Kallio, Finngolian creator of the popular indie game Cruelty Squad (and also the most effective thesis for the Godot engine existing by virtue of being its only successful game so far) made this post:
https://x.com/villecallio/status/1821869154434986255 (archive)
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People seem to be going with the agreement he's referring to PirateSoftware, given the most popular reply is this Xcretement in particular:
https://x.com/3xcwhy/status/1821872673640632371 (archive)
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Interesting that we're seeing a public downturn in popularity for Jason. Likely ties in with his incendiary commentary on StopKillingGames. I'm curious to see if Jason will assume Ville himself sincerely was aiming at him and if he'll try a gay internet slapfight.

He has a holier than thou attitude that rubs a surprising amount of people the wrong way and most of his fanbase is braindead zoomers who make themselves look retarded anytime they get into an internet argument, im sure many were already put off by how he presented himself and currently being smug about being right

 

[Musashi's Son]

but I'm not sure if it's worth it

I mean the furfag constantly brags about how much experience he has in the field but when you look at the code he writes it's like Yandere Dev level of spaghetti. Also, he constantly contradicts what he says when it comes to the amount of years he worked at Blizzard, how he got his deep voice, how many development years he lost due to COVID etc. i would say he has the potential to be a promising cow because he exaggerates everything for sympathy from his audience.

 

[AngryTreeRat]

Looking at his profile, he vanished a day after posting with no other messages than the OP. Basically a driveby OP, possibly even a Personal Army request. I looked up his username but all I can find is it's the same name as the former Taco Bell headquarters in Cali, so not much to track.
Really weird.

That or it was someone who decided they wanted to make an OP, but they didn't want it connected to their main account.

 

[Ducks Sorted in a Row]

I'm curious to see if Jason will assume Ville himself sincerely was aiming at him and if he'll try a gay internet slapfight.

No way, Ville is way too witty, he'd make him look like a third grader.

 

[Übertroon]

I mean the furfag constantly brags about how much experience he has in the field but when you look at the code he writes it's like Yandere Dev level of spaghetti. Also, he constantly contradicts what he says when it comes to the amount of years he worked at Blizzard, how he got his deep voice, how many development years he lost due to COVID etc. i would say he has the potential to be a promising cow because he exaggerates everything for sympathy from his audience.

Also way too fucking dramatically.

A normal person will simply say they disagree then explain how ut will hurt their profits.
Thor goes on some stupid rant where he uses words like "disgusting"

 

[titty skeleton]

Looking at his profile, he vanished a day after posting with no other messages than the OP. Basically a driveby OP, possibly even a Personal Army request. I looked up his username but all I can find is it's the same name as the former Taco Bell headquarters in Cali, so not much to track.
Really weird.

If I had to put money anywhere it would be on the theory that the OP was a throwaway account by the user @nukebot for plausible deniability. If he'd made the OP then included later that he was a former real life associate of Jason's, people would have picked up on it being a PA request thread. Notice how quickly @Diabolical diabetic correlated the join dates:

Your account was created on May 11 before this thread was even made, what's up with that?

The OP account was made and discarded two weeks after Nukebot's join date. Nukebot's response:

Your right. I think I got here somehow through a chain of link clicks that started on Google a little while ago. I was lurker for a while after finding he was outted for weirdness on the discord bot drama so I went about making an account.

Specifically noting Jason's involvement in sperging out over the Spy.pet stuff and his counter scriptkiddie-ing he was doing over on Twitter. His sudden tirade against spy.pet was archived in the Boykisser community watch thread and followed up on with @Musashi's Son dropping dox In this post followed by another kiwi posting corroborating evidence in this post. Other users in the thread react to seeing Jason's involvement as well.

Regardless of if the thread started as a personal army request with the bare minimum done to conceal it or not, I'd say Jason being a faggot about Stop Killing Games is earning him some deserved negative attention. Mostly from /v/ as they started shitting on him for laughs and in defense of Ross. That being said the OP is full of useful information that /v/ also managed to dig up independently.

If nukebot is able to speak to a mod or to dear feeder to verify his claims as at least tied to the same school as Jason like the guy from the Keffals thread his posts will have more weight. Until then, can't confirm nor deny even if most of it tracks. Either way @Relinquish major props to you for being involved in so many OP rewrites recently.

 

[BarberFerdinand]

No way, Ville is way too witty, he'd make him look like a third grader.

Well, also Ville actually has a fairly popular game released. If thor is already afraid of even speaking to Ross, there's no way he will try and enter the ring with a real game dev.

 

[Chick in Jockey]

Who in the world wants to play an unfinished RPG? The whole draw of that genre is the story. Might as well ask who wants to watch an unfinished movie.

Yeah I'm not disagreeing. Just the "Overwhelmingly Positive" reviews for his game on Steam are extremely suspect.

 

[nukebot]

If I had to put money anywhere it would be on the theory that the OP was a throwaway account by the user @nukebot for plausible deniability

Nope. I've posted what I've posted from this account alone. The Admin/Mods can check my IP and verify if they want.
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Pretty sure admin can verify it somehow but I was shitting on JTH and was going to shit on him on the other post that mentioned him before someone made a thread of it. Pretty sure there is some trakable footprint to verify posting origin. If a mod or admin want's to check the IPs they can. The OP posted actual photos and links where I only posted my firsthand experiences. That would be some major overboard autism and sockpuppeting to boot. Is it possible, just maybe, that the OP was Jason Thor Hall himself as a sort of Red Herring (Preamble) to build up into a Victim Complex arc? You know: "THEY SO MEAN TO ME AT KIWI FARMS WAAAH!" type thing? I have no idea - I'm not a narcissistic manipulator con-man who steals money from children and hypes them up teaching them the wrong way and mindset to approach game design and pretends to be a "133t H4X0R" who attends "Defcon" run by glowies and a bunch of mid-tier black and grey hats that smell like stenchtrenches.
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I was lead here by Mister Metokur making fun of Ethan Ralph forever ago. I even tried to purchase a Kiwifarms Silver Coin but I had a problem with my wallet at the time. Lurked for years with no account. Saw actual cringe I knew about, made an account, commented on it. I was also a /b/ for a while and remember JTH sending me AIM messages with various guro art and shit on 4chan and I repeatedly told him "Not my thing" in addition to all the other stuff I witnessed.
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I'm tapped out to be honest. Other people are coming forward with their experience and it's only a matter of time before more can do so. They'll probably do it as anonymously as possible. If anything we'll probably see some form of cybernetic attack or retaliation from JTH in the coming days/weeks/months because he is obsessed with the "Slow burn" and the strange "What are your crimes?" type of approach. It would not be outside of his M.O. to have a sleeper account here on KF which he will use to view and isolate negative PR against him - possibly even infiltrate the moderator/administration if he can. What could he do to anyone beyond neg and intimidate when everyone from his own graduating class (or a year earlier) would be more than happy to disclose what I did. The only folks that would defend him are his fan-Stans and a bunch of furries with dubious backgrounds at best.

EDIT: Posting from a phone sucks. Every time I hit -backspace- it would remove the formatting for the enter or new line.
EDIT 2: Also: @GlenBellWay Is the current address adjacent to the new Blizzard Campus off Alton Parkway. Possibly a dog-whistle or possibly a red-herring. It would make sense if it came from a Blizzard Employee or someone that's gathered a bunch of screenshots and spent an exhaustive amount of time building an orgy of evidence. Is it Jason? Is it a friend that was jilted somehow? Is it just a fellow autist? Dunno they've not posted anything. I could keep alogging but I've said all that I can.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

He worked as a Q&A engineer

Is there any evidence for this? Because unless there is I will assume he was manual QA and trying to pass it off as QA engineer

 

[CaptainGarbage]

(link) I'm confused. Splash damage? Seriously he's downplaying and being this disingenuous? So is he's saying he has deleted many comments and Ross's may have been included in that and it's not that big of a deal? Jeez, this guy. He's a step or two away from being so triggered he de-calfs and evolves into a full blown lolcow, and I'm absolutely here for it.
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I've been a game dev and software dev for over 25 years mostly in the low level assembly/C++ arena and been a consultant for the last 5. I'm more of a 4chan kind of guy, but this place seems nice. This guy is a massive grifter. Says a whole lot while saying absolutely nothing. After reading all the code posts in this and watching him stream, I wouldn't and couldn't even consider him a junior dev (entry level) let alone be a voice of the dev community. Jason, I know you're reading this and I know your type, you can't help but be the center of attention. Want some advice? Read a bunch of programming books like Knuth (doubt you'll understand any of it), take a shower (with soap) you stinky fuck, and stop touching animals you degenerate freak. You and your code sucks major balls, and no, no you did not make a ray tracer that runs on a fridge. Anyone with 2 years of real world experience would know your lying about any software development just based on how you write code alone. There's a reason you're not using a real game engine and we all know why. Where's your github, Jason? Oh it doesn't have anything because you can't actually write software, even if you did have code on it, github wouldn't even scrape your repositories for AI training, that's how at bad you are at programming. It's no wonder you don't actually program much on stream because you can't write anything of worth. You're a copy-pasta retard and any dev worth anything knows this. Your 'friend' primeagen knows you're lying too, unironically hates your grifting ass and talks about you behind your back, he's only nice to you because he has to be. BTW your daddy got you that streamer award because he threw his weight around, little nepobaby. Working at blizzard isn't the flex you think it is and your titles mean nothing. Everyone is laughing at you and if they aren't yet, they will be.

Edit: I know quite a few devs and they all think SKG is a good idea and support it fully, not a single dev I've talked to would be against it in any way possible. Hell, even investors know SKG is only good for business, because positive brand view makes money. Game devs WANT people to play their games, even after they stop supporting it. That's literally the whole point of being a game dev, to get people to enjoy the blood sweat and tears you pour into something you're passionate about. If that happens after the game is dead and gone, so be it it only makes those devs look good in retrospect.
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Also Inb4 he tries to recant and claim he did these massive L takes and committed these retarded atrocities to spread conversation around SKG championing himself as the 5d chess man who got it passed around.

 

[Road Work Ahead]

Is there any evidence for this? Because unless there is I will assume he was manual QA and trying to pass it off as QA engineer

He's listed as a "QA Analyst" in the credits for Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty, "Other Product Analyst" in Heart of the Swarm, and "Security Specialist" in Legacy of the Void.

 

[titty skeleton]

Nope. I've posted what I've posted from this account alone. The Admin/Mods can check my IP and verify if they want.

No problem man. While I did point a finger at you I don't think even if the sockpuppet OP theory were true it would damage the integrity of the thread considering Jason immediately jumped into hot water and started acting out on his own by attacking Ross Scott. His brief crusade against spy.pet also gained him some observers. It's only a matter of time before he does something even more retarded that he can't youtube shorts his way out of.

 

[Pizdec]

If anything we'll probably see some form of cybernetic attack or retaliation from JTH in the coming days/weeks/months because he is obsessed with the "Slow burn" and the strange "What are your crimes?" type of approach. It would not be outside of his M.O. to have a sleeper account here on KF which he will use to view and isolate negative PR against him - possibly even infiltrate the moderator/administration if he can.

I have a feeling he won't attack the site unless something genuinely damning occurs. Right now, all he really needs to do is just fucking say it: I own a publishing firm, and I don't want the SKG initiative fucking with my bottom line because I actually give a shit about making sure people are paid. Or some dumb bullshit like that.
Speaking of, I found the reason why he keeps going back to Def con like a prom king reminding everyone what he once was:

A spook.