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Why do they (specifically radical leftists I've found) still give a shit about Covid  so badly? What is the psychology behind it? Is it autism, yet again? I find it insanely creepy.
Half are pretending to be immunocompromised for IdPol points and can pretend they or others like them need it for safety/virtue signalling about same, and half are pretending to be the opposite sex for IdPol points and can pretend they or others like them pass better with half their faces obscured.

(disclaimer: yes lots of them fit into both halves)
 
Why do they (specifically radical leftists I've found) still give a shit about Covid  so badly? What is the psychology behind it? Is it autism, yet again? I find it insanely creepy.
Along with pronouns and demanding content/trigger warnings for everything, covid and the restrictions is/was an important tool they could bully other people with .
Also those on high doses of T have their immunity down the drain.
 
Why do they (specifically radical leftists I've found) still give a shit about Covid  so badly? What is the psychology behind it? Is it autism, yet again? I find it insanely creepy.
They were programmed that the good guys do as they're told, it became an identity. Kinda like I decided that men don't wear sweatpants outside when I was 14, and I still don't even if everyone does it now, I feel naked without proper pants.
They will wear masks forever.
 
My absolute favourite genre of pooner is the ones who find themselves in a situation where they're surrounded by actual men and stick out like a sore thumb, but will never admit it's because they're actually female and despite everything they do to deny it, they never quite fit in. I like to imagine a group of guys drinking beer, high fiving, watching football, bragging about the girls they shagged, then there's little Ayden sitting there with her K-pop haircut, pathetic face fuzz from testosterone and baggy hoodie, scrolling through her Twitter feed for "uwu smol tranz bean" memes. They might ask for he/him pronouns, call themselves men and go by names that are generally male (but could be seen as androgynous), but at the same time are clearly trying to create a whole new category. There are probably some who are naturally masculine, basically butch lesbians who took it a step further (much like the HSTS males) but in most cases it's the "soft boi" type and you just know it's all an act to avoid being "too basic" or exempt themselves from the societal pressure to be sexy, particularly if they're younger.
 
A pooner was my cashier at the grocery store. She was very short, and only a little chubby. She looked like a tween boy. I don't understand why she'd wreck her decent body to be that. Same deal with the buzz cut. In her defense, maybe cultural norms are changing. I see hair as a source of beauty, but mine is only shoulder length.

Bonus: Her voice was a little deep, adding more to the awkward tween image.

People still use masks in current year??? I thought we as a society all agreed whatever danger there was in the first place is over and we can stop doing this. Will she use a mask for the rest of her life or what?
Edit: It may also be an anxiety thing. I feel more comfortable the more I'm hidden.
 
My absolute favourite genre of pooner is the ones who find themselves in a situation where they're surrounded by actual men and stick out like a sore thumb, but will never admit it's because they're actually female and despite everything they do to deny it, they never quite fit in. I like to imagine a group of guys drinking beer, high fiving, watching football, bragging about the girls they shagged, then there's little Ayden sitting there with her K-pop haircut, pathetic face fuzz from testosterone and baggy hoodie, scrolling through her Twitter feed for "uwu smol tranz bean" memes. They might ask for he/him pronouns, call themselves men and go by names that are generally male (but could be seen as androgynous), but at the same time are clearly trying to create a whole new category. There are probably some who are naturally masculine, basically butch lesbians who took it a step further (much like the HSTS males) but in most cases it's the "soft boi" type and you just know it's all an act to avoid being "too basic" or exempt themselves from the societal pressure to be sexy, particularly if they're younger.
I had to work with a couple and it was hilarious as it was an all male environment

Both ended up quitting because the men decided that if they wanted to larp as guys, they were going to get assigned the tasks that the guys get assigned. No lighter tasks that are saved for the few women were given to them

And they were PISSED.

At first they loved it, really affirming I guess. They'd show up with their own little toolkit and their cellphone cases covered in stickers, shit no other guy brought to work. But after a few months of back breaking labour, they quietly quit (or I think one got fired for whining too much but it was hush hush.)

People had bets on how long they'd last.
 
My absolute favourite genre of pooner is the ones who find themselves in a situation where they're surrounded by actual men and stick out like a sore thumb,
So this meme but genderswapped?
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>Female-identifying homosexuals
Fuck's sake Knowyourmeme.
 
They were programmed that the good guys do as they're told, it became an identity. Kinda like I decided that men don't wear sweatpants outside when I was 14, and I still don't even if everyone does it now, I feel naked without proper pants.
They will wear masks forever.

A fellow autist! My man!

My thing isn’t sweatpants but shorts. I’m of the firm belief that men shouldn’t wear shorts (unless you know: They’re jogging or playing sports or whatever) so I never wear shorts.
 
Pooner masquerading as a tradesman.
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My South American workers said they think she's Chilean.
lol! The taped up titties, the exaggerated slouch and pseudo male pose. (Likely read some pooner guide to appearing masc on Reddit that had: “Put your hands in your pocket! All men do this!” as a “secret trick”.)

And like so many of her kind, the unmistakable appearance of a dainty lil gal, who likely was pretty cute a year or two ago.
 
lol! The taped up titties, the exaggerated slouch and pseudo male pose. (Likely read some pooner guide to appearing masc on Reddit that had: “Put your hands in your pocket! All men do this!” as a “secret trick”.)

And like so many of her kind, the unmistakable appearance of a dainty lil gal, who likely was pretty cute a year or two ago.
For me it's the tiny shoes
 
Lmfao I just found out why there’s so many overweight pooners. They follow the dietary guidelines meant for grown men.
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Who the fuck follows dietary guidelines anyway? Pooner or not? Shouldn't you just eat whatever you want and figure out what's good for you? Or are they really trying to find VALIDATION in eating as many calories as regular men?
This world is going to shit, man.
 
Who the fuck follows dietary guidelines anyway? Pooner or not? Shouldn't you just eat whatever you want and figure out what's good for you? Or are they really trying to find VALIDATION in eating as many calories as regular men?
This world is going to shit, man.
Since they are real manly men they are of course lifting every day and need to stay on +calories to get the gains.

On topic the idea that they should eat the recomended amount for men while on T is so dumb, it is not our bigger bodies, more muscle and bigger brains that make up the difference, it is the testosterone that make us run a bit hotter or something. These are the people that tell you to trust the science.
 
The AI was very accurate, how come?
Must have photoshopped the yaoi posters + tranny flag into the background. What I really want to know is the prompt that was used and which generator - Bing's DALL-E 3 image creator censors it when you enter anything that it detects as too mean, so you have to get around it with as many euphemisms as possible ("plus sized" instead of fat, etc.) Would love to freely AI generate pooner memes to my heart's content as alas, I cannot draw.
 
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