Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Bloo]

Lmfao I just found out why there’s so many overweight pooners. They follow the dietary guidelines meant for grown men.
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Oh that’s great lmfao wtf do they think testosterone does exactly? It doesn’t change your entire body. Also, most of “guidelines” are off especially if you’re trying to lose weight. You need to figure out your specific BMR and testosterone in females doesn’t change that.

Edit: I looked into this out of interest and it does change it slightly but not enough to warrant eating the exact same amount of calories as a male.

 

[Poyorin]

Oh that’s great lmfao wtf do they think testosterone does exactly? It doesn’t change your entire body.

They're just like the troons. They think 'T' is a magical drug that's going to solve all their issues (mentally/physically).

I have to tolerate this wannabe-dood who spergs consistently on how 'her' life would be better if she could get access to 'T'.

I can't stand her. Before I met wannabe-dood, my group tolerated a 'troon' (from time to time we've all been vocal about his issues and our disapproval of the troonacy). A few months ago, a friend brought the wannabe-dood around us. The guys were uncomfortable, because pooner comes in trying to be all flirty while spouting how much of a masculine guy he aims to be.. Whatever. As time has passed, wannabe-pooner has proven multiple times that she's just a woman cosplaying as a man.

Guys don't give her the 'girl' pass - Immediately throws a tantrum about 'how hard' their life is with all their (insert here mental/physical issues) as well as not being able to fit in. Continuously bitches about wanting to be seen as a 'bro' but acts like a woman and reacts like one too. It's funny how every guy of the group now goes quiet whenever 'dood' shows up. The guys have all disavowed 'dood' for being weird and overtly dramatic, so it's a cold shoulder (not even giving her a greeting).

I can't believe I'm saying this, but the troon is more tolerable than the future pooner.

 

[Dartos Cremaster]

I have been stricken with inspiration.

 

[Peaches Demure]

I have been stricken with inspiration.

They should cast it in the next Dr. Strange sequel.

 

[Fapcop]

Cross posted from the other thread because it’s just too lulzy and peak pooner not to be here

 

[400x400]

Must have photoshopped the yaoi posters + tranny flag into the background. What I really want to know is the prompt that was used and which generator - Bing's DALL-E 3 image creator censors it when you enter anything that it detects as too mean, so you have to get around it with as many euphemisms as possible ("plus sized" instead of fat, etc.) Would love to freely AI generate pooner memes to my heart's content as alas, I cannot draw.

Try looking up Automatic1111 and get models from https://civitai.com/

Since this is just a shitpost and a proof of concept I took a zero effort approach and just preprocessed some pooner drawings from this thread manually and dumped them into a google colab to make a basic bitch Lora. It really is not a good Lora

Here are some more sample pooners I made with it:

Edit: I love that someone else already thought of it, this is one for the pooner but not the raging blue hair tranny.
P.S. @Power Appreciator, may you reupload the pooner safetensor file? It has expired.

 

[PigFarm]

Cross posted from the other thread because it’s just too lulzy and peak pooner not to be here

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Ah, another young kid who got caught in the "yaoi" or whatever it's called trap. They see those stories/art about the sensitivie emo boy who just wants true love despite adversity and think that's how men are.

Then they meet real men.

Lately I've been in a position where I'm surrounded by gay men. I've always had gay men in my life before but now I'm temporarily surrounded by the culture, the people and many have gotten comfortable enough with me to talk openly. And shit, I've been waiting to express my disappointment.

I've quickly realized marriage means nothing to most of them. Monogamous relationships are largely a fantasy, and anti std meds are popped like candy. The talk of sex never ceases. It's fucking annoying.

I'm still in a denial phase where I'd like to think that maybe I just found some whores that don't represent the community, but this is something I've noticed over the last year with a sample of people who are not all friends and come from all ages/walks of life.

Though it is fun to see a pooner lament about how they don't fit in the gay scene

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Lately I've been in a position where I'm surrounded by gay men. I've always had gay men in my life before but now I'm temporarily surrounded by the culture, the people and many have gotten comfortable enough with me to talk openly. And shit, I've been waiting to express my disappointment.

I've quickly realized marriage means nothing to most of them. Monogamous relationships are largely a fantasy, and anti std meds are popped like candy. The talk of sex never ceases. It's fucking annoying.

I'm still in a denial phase where I'd like to think that maybe I just found some whores that don't represent the community, but this is something I've noticed over the last year with a sample of people who are not all friends and come from all ages/walks of life.

This is exactly what all the "retail gays" I had the displeasure of working with back in the day were like.

Don't get me wrong, at least (unlike retail dykes) they had a sense of humor, we could laugh about things. And they usually were read up on art, music, movies, politics, so if you could wrench them away from discussing dicks and ass for five minutes, they were decent to waste time talking to when business was slow.

But every single one of them had what looked for all the world like a clinical level sex addiction. No sense of boundaries, either, no sense of "maybe I shouldn't just blurt out that if my straight coworker didn't have a girlfriend, I'd like to bend him over the jewelry case and have at him."

 

[PigFarm]

This is exactly what all the "retail gays" I had the displeasure of working with back in the day were like.

Don't get me wrong, at least (unlike retail dykes) they had a sense of humor, we could laugh about things. And they usually were read up on art, music, movies, politics, so if you could wrench them away from discussing dicks and ass for five minutes, they were decent to waste time talking to when business was slow.

But every single one of them had what looked for all the world like a clinical level sex addiction. No sense of boundaries, either, no sense of "maybe I shouldn't just blurt out that if my straight coworker didn't have a girlfriend, I'd like to bend him over the jewelry case and have at him."

It's really disappointing.

Fight so hard to get away from stereotypes and now I wonder, are the stereotypes just true? Or is this some counter attack where they're trying to "embrace" the stereotypes?

I've been able to develop good friendships with 2 out of the many I've spent extensive time around. They're both older though so I wonder if they simply have the life experience to realize that telling a stranger about how your asshole got blown out by your grindr date is unsavory in polite company.

 

[FinnSven]

I wonder, are the stereotypes just true?

Stereotypes come from real life examples.

Yes, not every single poofter is a mincing sex addict, but go into any gay bar and a visible minority at a minimum will come across that way.

Just as go to a coffee morning in Kensington and most of the women there will be yummy mummy sloane rangers or go to a trash estate in Liverpool and you will find scallies in tracksuits looking to merk your phone.

Granted each person who fits these various archetypes are usually more complex than just the initial stereotype, but stereotypes are based on observations.
Not just completely plucked out of thin air.

I would imagine also that being a gay man in an environment like a workplace with other gay men, then the competitive maleness kicks in and each of them is trying to be the biggest bender in the shop.

Just as at every welding bay and steelyard I have worked in, the guys there all have to be a macho swinging dick.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Fight so hard to get away from stereotypes and now I wonder, are the stereotypes just true? Or is this some counter attack where they're trying to "embrace" the stereotypes?

My first "education" on them was 30 years ago, and they haven't substantially changed any time I have peeked in at them since. The stereotypes are just a reflection of reality.

Wait until you find what percent of pedos are gays vs what percent of the general population is gay. That "stereotype" is just fact, too.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

Grandmother has progressive dementia, but pooner thinks it's more psychologically damaging to hear 'she/her' than for her grandmother to be gaslit day and night until her death.

 

[glass_houses]

Grandmother has progressive dementia, but pooner thinks it's more psychologically damaging to hear 'she/her' than for her grandmother to be gaslit day and night until her death.

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You'd expect this kind of shit from a fourteen year old high school school student, not a thirty one year old full time carer. Jesus.

 

[Izdaja Slika]

You'd expect this kind of shit from a fourteen year old high school school student, not a thirty one year old full time carer. Jesus.

It's so unbelievably, cartoonishly cruel I almost didn't post it, thinking it was a troll.

But there is no behaviour from a trans cultist that is distinguishable from satire.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Just as go to a coffee morning in Kensington and most of the women there will be yummy mummy sloane rangers or go to a trash estate in Liverpool and you will find scallies in tracksuits looking to merk your phone.

You have a loicense for that kind of language?

 

[AfghanBlue]

The CBC published a story about a pooner who was surprised that heterosexual intercourse with her 'gay' husband resulted in pregnancy. The photo is hilarious -- is that a giant baby or a teeny tiny pooner?

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Link: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/newfoundland-labrador/trans-man-pregnant-1.7275310

Archive: https://archive.is/iJsmE

Jesus fuck!
It's not just the camera angle, there's a otehr pic in the article, that baby's head is literally bigger than hers
Clearly inherited from the dad, but it's literally the exact same shape and size as his ALREADY.
Is that some testosterone exposure in womb fuckery?
It actually looks very alert and bright, unlike that jewelery making pooner who used to be on Exulansic's videos.
But yeah. Holy fuck.
Scanning the article desperately for the word "ceserean" but no sign.
She didn't realsie she was prego til 6.5months in so she had been on T the whole time.
Super power baby, luckily it was a boy I guess?
Maybe that's why the other chicks baby is retarded, I think it was a girl so maybe the fucky hormones interacted worse.
Who knows honestly. Real frontier buckwild shit.

 

[Procrastinhater]

My absolute favourite genre of pooner is the ones who find themselves in a situation where they're surrounded by actual men and stick out like a sore thumb, but will never admit it's because they're actually female and despite everything they do to deny it, they never quite fit in. I like to imagine

Li'l Pooner at the Fag Orgy. Its a classic.

 

[Paper Machete]

Does anyone have any updates on that jewelry making pooner who had the baby? She had a neck tattoo and her baby had some issues, I don't remember her name though.

 

[Poonocchio]

Does anyone have any updates on that jewelry making pooner who had the baby? She had a neck tattoo and her baby had some issues, I don't remember her name though.

Pigeonandfries I think? I'm sure it was that. Did she call herself Leo?

 

[Paper Machete]

She's still posting. It's difficult to see the videos for me because her page won't load them properly.

https://www.tiktok.com/@pigeonsandfries/video/7402095134428433707

Someone else can archive this if they want, it's just her trimming her toddler's hair. Is it normal for toddlers to still use pacifiers? Call me a retard but I thought that was only for literal infants.