Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Procrastinhater]

She's still posting. It's difficult to see the videos for me because her page won't load them properly.

https://www.tiktok.com/@pigeonsandfries/video/7402095134428433707

Someone else can archive this if they want, it's just her trimming her toddler's hair. Is it normal for toddlers to still use pacifiers? Call me a retard but I thought that was only for literal infants.

They can but I think its bad for their teeth once they start teething.

 

[Coo Coo Bird]

They should cast it in the next Dr. Strange sequel.

Already made an appearance in Marvel vs. Capcom.

 

[Poyorin]

Grandmother has progressive dementia, but pooner thinks it's more psychologically damaging to hear 'she/her' than for her grandmother to be gaslit day and night until her death.

Stupid, delusional asshole. Their Gran is already going through one of the worst diseases anyone could experience, MEANWHILE, this asshole is just upset because of the "mental anguish" of being called by a certain way.

Pooner, your Gran is losing their whole self and going through real emotional, mental anguish. A real man wouldn't be bitching about their pronouns and would work hard to make their relative's journey easier. Not continuously trying to fight an already losing battle for the sake of "making her remember" or "hecking correct her" when you already know she has difficulty with her memory.

Fuck this bitch.

 

[Bloo]

Grandmother has progressive dementia, but pooner thinks it's more psychologically damaging to hear 'she/her' than for her grandmother to be gaslit day and night until her death.

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Jesus Christ. When my gran had dementia she constantly kept calling me my cousin’s name. It is what it is. This is next levels of entitlement. No shit she’s going to forget that her granddaughter is now suddenly deciding to want to be called something else. Fucking deal with it.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Looks like the dementia post and OP's account have both been deleted, I was interested in the comments but I can't find trace of either. I wonder if they got pushback from within the community, that's usually the reason the DFE happens.... I fucking hope so, she's a scumbag. Imagine thinking your gender fee-fees are more important than the wellbeing and grounding in reality of the Alzheimer's-ridden relative you're supposedly caring for. Hope her mum kicked her arse over this.

 

[SwanSwanson]

This is my hot take, while all trannies are delusional, I don't feel any sympathy for pooners as opposed to Bruce's. The second group usually feels extremely alienated from society while the first group is just neurotic.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Jesus Christ. When my gran had dementia she constantly kept calling me my cousin’s name. It is what it is. This is next levels of entitlement. No shit she’s going to forget that her granddaughter is now suddenly deciding to want to be called something else. Fucking deal with it.

What a fucking selfish self obsessed little cunt.
Vile little girl, her grandmother's brain is turning to fucking jello as she loses her mind and all this disgusting selfish little bitch can think of is her fucking stupid pronouns and bullshit LARP.
These people make me sick.

 

[Aunt Carol]

When my gran had dementia she constantly kept calling me my cousin’s name. It is what it is. This is next levels of entitlement.

The funny thing is that when you're caring for people with dementia, the best tactic to take is often agreeing with them. Yes-and like an improv performer; the kids are in bed already, your mom went to the store. Not "you're 85 and your mom is DEAD, your kids are adults and they're all in California;" how's the aftermath of that emotional upset going to help them trust you enough to take their pills?

If your grandma calls you by someone else's name but it's someone in the family, she knows you enough to know you're someone in her family, someone she cares for and vice versa. It's heartbreaking, but people know it's because of the disease, not "grandma doesn't care."

Pooner here is saying that pooner can't handle reality orientation--you're a girl--so instead, demented Grandma has to be forcefully and repeatedly reality oriented... to unreality.

Some live-in helper she is. There's definitely something missing in her story about why she stopped living with her parents (at 31).

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

The funny thing is that when you're caring for people with dementia, the best tactic to take is often agreeing with them. Yes-and like an improv performer; the kids are in bed already, your mom went to the store. Not "you're 85 and your mom is DEAD, your kids are adults and they're all in California;" how's the aftermath of that emotional upset going to help them trust you enough to take their pills?

If your grandma calls you by someone else's name but it's someone in the family, she knows you enough to know you're someone in her family, someone she cares for and vice versa. It's heartbreaking, but people know it's because of the disease, not "grandma doesn't care."

Pooner here is saying that pooner can't handle reality orientation--you're a girl--so instead, demented Grandma has to be forcefully and repeatedly reality oriented... to unreality.

Some live-in helper she is. There's definitely something missing in her story about why she stopped living with her parents (at 31).

Our granny decided a certain in-law was JFK. "Even more handsome up close, I voted for you, you know, that speech was brilliant." What can you do after a couple insistences but just sort of humbly play along. "Oh it's my pleasure to meet you, ma'am, I can see you are a hard-working American citizen."

I'm going to wager that 31 year old failure to launch pooner is trying to con grandmama out of her GI bill paid off house.

 

[Bloo]

The funny thing is that when you're caring for people with dementia, the best tactic to take is often agreeing with them. Yes-and like an improv performer; the kids are in bed already, your mom went to the store. Not "you're 85 and your mom is DEAD, your kids are adults and they're all in California;" how's the aftermath of that emotional upset going to help them trust you enough to take their pills?

If your grandma calls you by someone else's name but it's someone in the family, she knows you enough to know you're someone in her family, someone she cares for and vice versa. It's heartbreaking, but people know it's because of the disease, not "grandma doesn't care."

Pooner here is saying that pooner can't handle reality orientation--you're a girl--so instead, demented Grandma has to be forcefully and repeatedly reality oriented... to unreality.

Some live-in helper she is. There's definitely something missing in her story about why she stopped living with her parents (at 31).

That’s what we ended up doing. At first we’d correct her but realised it was nicer to carry on with it. Correcting her made her feel worse.

 

[Procrastinhater]

That’s what we ended up doing. At first we’d correct her but realised it was nicer to carry on with it. Correcting her made her feel worse.

Correcting someone with dementia can make them worse or at least upset them, correcting them when they're getting something right such as using a Pooners real name or calling them a girl, is fucking nefarious and could cause all sorts of damage, as the demented person will now start questioning reality even when they're right, it's the fucking worst thing you could do to someone with that condition, it's like deliberately fucking with them, for your own selfish reasons.
It's disgusting someone would be so selfish as to put their own fee fees and gendershit faggotry above the mental wellbeing of an elder.

 

[goat sneed]

Possible new character, markusbones on TikTok. Not the most obvious at the first glance, but the frog voice and body are a definite tell. She's another gay LARPer whose hips do not in fact lie (and the obesity isn't helping lol):

Spoiler: Pooner hips

Here's the most telling video:

"Can we agree that there are adults in this world that are living as a gender different than the one they were assigned at birth?"
No we cannot, you smug pooner bitch. They're pumping themselves with hormones and mutilating their breast, genital, arm and/or leg tissue. They're getting cancers, lesions, abscesses, necrotizing fasciitis, sepsis, prolapses et cetera. They're either cluster B nightmares or sexual deviants. None of this qualifies as "living as a different gender".
Unfortunately, I think this freak is coparenting in some weird polycule. God help that child.

 

[Mecha.Bubblesੈ✩‧₊˚]

The funny thing is that when you're caring for people with dementia, the best tactic to take is often agreeing with them. Yes-and like an improv performer; the kids are in bed already, your mom went to the store. Not "you're 85 and your mom is DEAD, your kids are adults and they're all in California;" how's the aftermath of that emotional upset going to help them trust you enough to take their pills?

Ive never personally delt with someone with dementia but my father's friend had to. It tore him up being mistaken for his brother and was a haunting reminder of her rotting memory. he's not trans, he didn't get misgendered but it still hurt and he let it slide off and played along. in that situation "trans-issues" should not be pooners first worry. I cannot fathom how at 31, pooner would rather put more stress on her poor grandmothers brain, who has very few years left, in favor of her selfish, egotistical mental illness.

 

[Mecha.Bubblesੈ✩‧₊˚]

Here's the most telling video:
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lmao I love when ppl who have insane takes know that they would never hold up in a real convo so instead they simulate one w there rotted schizophrenic brain and a phone on there couch. bonus points for deliberately making the "other side" look bad w that comment abt the velcro. this pooner hasn't talked to a real person for years and it shows.

 

[TismFarmer]

Ive never personally delt with someone with dementia but my father's friend had to. It tore him up being mistaken for his brother and was a haunting reminder of her rotting memory. he's not trans, he didn't get misgendered but it still hurt and he let it slide off and played along. in that situation "trans-issues" should not be pooners first worry. I cannot fathom how at 31, pooner would rather put more stress on her poor grandmothers brain, who has very few years left, in favor of her selfish, egotistical mental illness.

Spoiler: Off Topic-Dimentia Talk

When hubby's Aunt was dying with dimentia, he had such a strong family resemblance to her late husband that he spent to the last 4 months of her life holding her hand every evening as they watched TV. When she was near death she told me "I'm so lucky! On our wedding day, my Viktor told me he would hold my hand for the rest of my life. He kept his promise." it was agonisingly poignant as he had died 15 years earlier.

 

[Thursday]

lmao I love when ppl who have insane takes know that they would never hold up in a real convo so instead they simulate one w there rotted schizophrenic brain and a phone on there couch. bonus points for deliberately making the "other side" look bad w that comment abt the velcro. this pooner hasn't talked to a real person for years and it shows.

What's even wilder is how most will outright refuse to even have these discussions with normal people anyways due to seeing any pushback or criticism as purely "bigoted rhetoric" and dismiss it entirely as something they learned from some alt-right conservative newsfeed.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Possible new character, markusbones on TikTok. Not the most obvious at the first glance, but the frog voice and body are a definite tell. She's another gay LARPer whose hips do not in fact lie (and the obesity isn't helping lol):

Spoiler: Pooner hips

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Here's the most telling video:
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"Can we agree that there are adults in this world that are living as a gender different than the one they were assigned at birth?"
No we cannot, you smug pooner bitch. They're pumping themselves with hormones and mutilating their breast, genital, arm and/or leg tissue. They're getting cancers, lesions, abscesses, necrotizing fasciitis, sepsis, prolapses et cetera. They're either cluster B nightmares or sexual deviants. None of this qualifies as "living as a different gender".
Unfortunately, I think this freak is coparenting in some weird polycule. God help that child.

This one was easy to find as she uses her real name everywhere. Canadian based on Toronto- that really seems to be a hotbed of extra fucked up pooners.

She is a Harlequin romance novelist. Very typical job for a young father.

Markus Harwood-Jones

https://www.harlequin.com/shop/authors/29678_markus-harwood-jones.html

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A little domestic bliss never hurt anyone…right?

Charlie Dee is headed for burnout. They’ve been burned before, both by their bio family and the now-defunct queer collective they once called home. So when they’re asked to take a work trip outside the city, they jump at the chance. Sure, it’s additional work with no additional pay, but it’s also an excuse to get out of town—and out of their own head.

That dream is shattered when Charlie opens the door to their supposedly private rental. There’s a bird on the loose, circling the living room as it’s chased by a cat, who is chased by a small child. The girl’s parents, Hayden and Buffy, only manage to add to the chaos. They promise to leave first thing in the morning, but when a massive snowstorm rolls in, this overnight trip becomes a weeklong affair.

Reluctantly charmed by this unfiltered—if forced—look at a loving, healthy family, Charlie begins to develop feelings for both Hayden and Buffy. And they both seem to be flirting back. But when a potential promotion lures Charlie back to the city, all three will have to decide where they go from here—and what it means to truly feel at home.

Also writes YA:

https://www.kirkusreviews.com/book-reviews/markus-harwood-jones/confessions-teenage-drag-king/

high school senior Lauri lives for the weekends when they can be Ren, their confident and charming drag king alter ego.

One night after an all-ages performance, Ren meets Clover and is immediately smitten. The next day at school, Lauri, now out of drag, meets Clover again. Lauri is sure the only way to win her heart is to do it as Ren. Meanwhile, Ren’s drag family is planning a pageant, but Ren is far more interested in wooing Clover than booking acts. Harwood-Jones depicts this little queer community lovingly and veraciously while playfully utilizing and subverting teen romance tropes. As time goes by, Lauri’s disinterested loner persona begins to crumble, and Ren’s cool-guy act poisons their friendships. The last straw is an audacious performance in which Ren tries to kiss Clover without her consent. Lauri finds themself alone, having pushed away all their friends through their toxicity. The moral is loud and clear but not preachy: Relationships are a two-way street. This hi-lo book is targeted at reluctant readers, though it could easily be enjoyed by any teen looking for queer narratives. Lauri/Ren seems to be White by default; in an ethnically diverse supporting cast, dark-eyed Clover has golden-brown skin.

A fun and authentic queer teen romance. (Fiction. 12-1

https://www.mharwoodjones.com/about/

Markus ‘Star’ Harwood-Jones is an author, artist, and academic based in Toronto.

Markus holds a BA in Sociology (Toronto Metropolitan University), an MA in Gender Studies (Queen’s University), and he is currently a Ph.D. candidate under the supervision of Dr. Trish Salah (Queen’s University). He has published multiple academic articles on the topics of trans identity, LGBTQ2S+ inclusion, creative writing, and the power stories.

He is the author of YA novels including In a Heartbeat (2021), Confessions of a Teenage Drag King (2020) and We Three (2019). He has also produced several zine series and the documentary film Mosaic. Markus maintains an active Tiktok with over 140,000 followers.

Markus also works as a public speaker and workshop facilitator, specializing on the topics of gender, sexuality, creative writing, community research, zine-making, and collective storytelling. Original art and associated merchandise are available at the Starkiss Creations storefront.

https://www.queensu.ca/gnds/people/markus-harwood-jones

https://markusbones.tumblr.com/

(archive of tumblr since it is inaccessible from outside the dash)

https://x.com/markusbones

https://www.instagram.com/markusbones/

Bad reviews of her books on Goodreads are entertaining:

https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/17405148.Markus_Harwood_Jones

Her boyfriend/husband knocked up the other shorthaired genderblob female they live with:

https://x.com/markusbones/status/1457411148886724620/photo/1

All her web presence is next level groomer-y. Fedposting redacted.

Attachments are FUBAR so deleted, not sure where they went wrong.

 

[But During the Stone Age!]

Grandmother has progressive dementia, but pooner thinks it's more psychologically damaging to hear 'she/her' than for her grandmother to be gaslit day and night until her death.

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Imagine putting your own comfort before your dementia-ridden grandmother.

A person who is actively losing her own memories, her own experiences, her own life...

It's so selfish, so empty of sympathy ... It makes me sick.

 

[Aunt Carol]

This hi-lo book is targeted at reluctant readers

I had to look that up, so I'm going to share with the class:

Hi-lo (high-interest, low readability) books are designed to engage struggling readers by exploring complex, age-appropriate themes at a lower reading level. They typically feature simple sentences, controlled vocabulary, lower page counts, and short chapters. ​

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On the one hand, I'm glad that's a genre--it'd suck to be ESL and reading kids' books--but it's pretty bad if a teenage drag king is the carrot that's getting someone to read.

Also these poor modern slow readers; staying on top of the gender terminology treadmill has to take most of their free time.


eta: forgot about TikTok; never mind; they're fine.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

If your grandma calls you by someone else's name but it's someone in the family, she knows you enough to know you're someone in her family, someone she cares for and vice versa.

PL but my grandma with Alzheimer’s once gave me the side eye and said “who’s that gypsy cunt?”. My whole family still laughs about it. This broad would have called the police, I guess.