Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

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Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 34 0.8%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 428 9.8%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 117 2.7%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 144 3.3%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 1,672 38.3%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 1,974 45.2%

  • Total voters
    4,369
I am surprised with his ego considering his game is not that good and most importantly unfinished.

The guy talks like he made Disco Elysium.

Heartbound is just an unfinished quirky lol game that only appeals to homosexuals, furries and children.

There's no real gameplay either. The puzzles are mediocre and there's no combat.
I would put it in a tier below Andy and Leley's coffin and that's saying something.
what about the puzzles was mediocre to you? supposedly, the game has a lot of hidden puzzles and it also has an ARG.
haven’t gone down that rabbit hole yet, so can’t really say anything about it other than that.

(i found the entry point to the ARG, but i might be a little bit stupid, so i gave up pretty fast)

i think he’s alright, but i didn’t like the way SKG was handled. i’m a huge fan of communicating, even if you get angry about their opinions and actions
 
I dunno, I think its funnier this way because its pointing out how awful and bland his advice is, but they're still treating him like the emperor's new clothes.
I think Norm Macdonald had something great to say in this department:
"If you do an impression of someone, you have to like that person, because you're playing the person, and people like themselves."
 
what about the puzzles was mediocre to you? supposedly, the game has a lot of hidden puzzles and it also has an ARG.
haven’t gone down that rabbit hole yet, so can’t really say anything about it other than that.

(i found the entry point to the ARG, but i might be a little bit stupid, so i gave up pretty fast)

i think he’s alright, but i didn’t like the way SKG was handled. i’m a huge fan of communicating, even if you get angry about their opinions and actions
Maybe mediocre is not the word more like passable.
The thing is when puzzles are the only thing a game offer gameplay wise, I have prett high expetations.

It never reaches the brillance of obra din, baba is you or golden idol.

I admit my memory of the puzzles is pretty hazy because it was a few years ago and it was not very memorable.
On the other hand, I fullyy remember the solution and logic of some puzzles in the game listed above.
 
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At the very least, store your password manager's account password into an encrypted zip file that you remember the password to on a cloud service (With 2FA of some sorts) or a Bitlocker encrypted flash drive.

At least that sounds a hell of a lot more sane than some steganography stuff involving image files and external PC tools that could easily fail at any time. Thor's method for saving passwords sounds needlessly obtuse.
Entropy protects your password better than complexity. Longer and memorable is better than more complicated. This alone does a lot to keep you secure so long as you don't reuse passwords as most attacks are either dictionary attacks or brute force. Almost all others are due to a service becoming compromised.

Mind you, with all the passwords we need in current year you're best off relying on an algorithm that reliably produces the same password everything when fed the same input, and using what that password is for as the input. Ideally one you can run without fancy code, just follow the steps in your head or with a pen and paper.

Just to come up with one now, (no I don't use this, I use a way lazier algorithm) take your full legal name as your password, that's likely reasonably long enough to be functional. Separate each word with your favourite keyboard symbol. Count the letters in the web domain and shift it by that much with a Caesar Cypher. End it in your birth year. So John Smith who is 20 years old would have the following password for kiwifarms: Sxqw$Bvrcq$2004. John Smith can always get this password for kiwifarms even if he forgets it and doesn't need to rely on his password manager. It's unlikely he's going to reuse his passwords too many times since websites have different lengths which makes them unique. He doesn't need to remember specific passwords. He doesn't need special files or special software. He just needs a Caesar Cypher solver website to speed it up, or he can shift the alphabet by hand. Brute force attacks will fail to be expedient enough to be a threat. Anyone without a sufficient number of data to see there is a pattern related to password length always being the same as well as certain common elements, or anime protagonist levels of logical leaps, won't be able to figure out what the algorithm is to get into things. John Smith is safe. John Smith is never at risk of a compromised password manager. John Smith isn't fucked if his computer explodes. John Smith can log into anything from any computer and doesn't need something found only on his home computer.

Meanwhile someone like Jason is fucked if he loses his porn folder.

Better yet, just get a pad of paper and a pen and be a boomer. Your house is more secure than any computer system and doesn't lock you out because you're too drunk to do some weird steps to figure out your own riddles. If you care enough to actually have proper security though an algorithmic approach is safer than any password manager or weird method of storing passwords in other data types. I used to do encrypted passwords hidden inside audio files. Then I had to sign into something from somewhere other than my usual home PC after a motherboard failure. I learned then that a password isn't just to keep other people out, but to let me in and stumbled my way into algorithmic password generation. Now that I've migrated every account over to my algorithm I never find myself unable to get into an account without needing to go through some complicated software solution to hide passwords.
 
Unless you know the stenography scheme, it's a moot point trying to sus them out. Only God knows what's in all those DesuDesuTalk tainted images from the Chans.
I'm willing to bet it was done with default settings on whatever steganography program was on the latest Kali Linux release at the time this video was posted.
 
After both having ignored and scraped videos on Jason YouTube decided to suggest to me a video labeled "Furry Predator". The only thing this video had was the naked man in a bunny mask with a rainbow flag behind breathing heavily into the microphone.

While this content was an obvious work of parody I realized that it was in the truest form the quintessential expression of what hides beneath the facade. It was like I was staring into the soul of Jason Hall. There was nothing altruistic about it or aesthetic. It was little more than an assumption of personage with the flimsy mask thrown on top of an otherwise unsavory individual with a rainbow flag waving in the background.

I'm away from my desk at the moment and don't have it's showing up on my history but if someone can find it for me I would greatly appreciate it.
EDIT: The video disappeared. Seems to be a LOT of them under that same name. At this point I'm giving up.
 
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Yeah, I was specifically thinking of encoding data in an image itself, not the metadata or using a file hash as a password, which is just a cool concept, although probably not very useful. I just write my passwords in a notepad, like a boomer, which is still more practical than fucking around with storing passwords in random JPEGs. More reliable too, because if your storage dies, you're kinda fucked.
All of my passwords are stored in a King James Bible written in a dead slavic language that the only thing that's known is the writing system.
If I ever forget anything I do have to find the translation book that somewhere else in my house
 
Here's something you don't see every day:

I'm no expert in steganography, but I doubt it's possible to store precise data such as passwords in a JPEG, which is a lossy format.
while jpeg stegano is possible like others have said, it is incredibly retarded for hiding a password. has this nigger ever heard of encryption? keepassxc? literally just remembering your passwords? who the fuck stores their passwords in a fucking jpeg?
 
while jpeg stegano is possible like others have said, it is incredibly retarded for hiding a password. has this nigger ever heard of encryption? keepassxc? literally just remembering your passwords? who the fuck stores their passwords in a fucking jpeg?
Hacker Wannabes and Skids. Professionals use a password vault.
 
Im so happy this faggot has a thread here. I hate him so much and YouTube insists on spewing his braindead clips into my feed anyways.
Literally every single one of his takes is wrong. Like he is so astoundingly stupid and wrong in every single one of his takes, and yet he still does his whole epic hackerman 1337 genius thing and seemingly nobody calls him out?! The confidence with which he spews blatant misinformation… it must have been hell to work under this guy and listen to him get the basics of the job wrong, but being forced to stay silent because he’s your superior.
I want to beat him up so badly.
 
who the fuck stores their passwords in a fucking jpeg?
Only true and honest 1337 h4XX0rZ, of course. What, have you never used social engineering to h4x someone, you computer-illiterate pleb? Get on Mald's level. Getting somebody arrested would be a good start, too, I guess:

Watching this faggot's streams is actually physically painful. Not only is it boring, but the audio itself is fucked too. I don't know why I did this to myself.
 
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