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So do we think she’s genuinely talking to someone she believes is the FBI t and at some point we will get a massive dump of crazy rambling phone call recordings from whoever is convincing her they’re an FBI agent? Because I’m really hoping that’s what’s happening.

Edit: to clarify, I do not think she’s actually ever talked to “the FBI.” Mainly because she’s batshit insane and no one has done anything even slightly illegal by reacting to her videos. Not even to the poor local cops who keep telling her to log the fuck off. I do think some troll could convince her she’s got a direct line to the president of the FBI who definitely cares about getting revenge on that evil whore Jessica Messica.
 
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So do we think she’s genuinely talking to someone she believes is the FBI t and at some point we will get a massive dump of crazy rambling phone call recordings from whoever is convincing her they’re an FBI agent? Because I’m really hoping that’s what’s happening.
god i hope so. i cant imagine shes talking to a real FBI agent since i imagine they would have told her to fuck off by now. its gotta be a troll.
 
god i hope so. i cant imagine shes talking to a real FBI agent since i imagine they would have told her to fuck off by now. its gotta be a troll.
Or else just a scare tactic and shes not talking to real or fake fbi. Only time will tell but most of the time cows use it as a scare tactic. I just find it very unlikely shes talking to the fbi imo lol
 
Talking to the FBI; good lord, what about. They’re just as overworked as an major police department or agency and I can’t see them wasting time on cray cray.

Never followed Cobes too closely and initially, I was pleased that he seemed to have found someone, even if it proved to be short term.

But holy shit, she takes crazy to whole new levels and I’m concerned about what could happen if she shows up. This… person takes all the crazy elements of those we follow on this site, doubled up on them and takes them to whole new lows.
 
JM just showed this on stream.
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She also said the Twitch ban is only for 30 days so she'll be back on that eventually. Hopefully she will make a new YT channel before she goes to Casper. What else will she do for attention when Josh ignores her for Chaturbate again?
 
These bitches all think their internet feuds are FBI level. Meanwhile the FBI is out investigating terrorists to stop the next bombing or whatever. I know you have to have a very small IQ to get all caught up over internet stuff and not just turn the screen off and stop posting, but they also have an extremely limited view of how the real world works. I guess I’m just stating the obvious though.
 
So she streams to 4 viewers on her private IG, but still can't figure out the mole account JM's using to restream her? Figure that one out.
JMess also usually restreams insta after recording it, because the risk of being caught is too big. But basically, NAL supposedly asks everyone to dox themselves on the insta, and you can't risk that kind of out.
Should I feel bad for her parents? They are clearly enablers and no doubt responsible for how she acts to a degree but I feel bad for them.
I'm always sympathetic to the parents, because I don't know if they know their rights. Like, the last cop told the mom in that one bodycam that they couldn't take her. That's fucked up.
 
So, I listened to the hrh video of the "I'M GONNA GIT YOU" stream.

So, BogHag was super mad someone insinuated she walked home from the bar when she was out with Capt. Summer Teeth. "I GOT A RIDE HOME!" So you admit to going to a bar, having drinks, and riding home with someone who had been drinking with you... as in inebriated. Wasn't she all up in her feels over Aryan Aaron driving intoxicated?
 
And here comes Maddie to say, "no, no I cancelled it."

It's just weird for a new bitch to come outta nowhere with this
She didn't come outta nowhere. Her real name is not Maddie, not Madison Smith, but she was that IRL friend of NALs, for whom she did some cleaning or organising. They had looked up the cheapest flights that day for a few hours, before NAL showed the Aug 19th date, which later was confirmed. It's a good move of "Maddie" to have cancelled that one, given the circumstances. I can believe that.

The next flight really might be for Aug 23rd, although that's only a rumor from the "receipt" JM showed the other day.

ETA NAL's Insta is open for now, so let's have a new SS of it
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Honestly at this point I think nal is gonna have to learn to deal with trolls. She's self destructing over nothing and she's hated so much by so many people there is a good chance even if she deleted everything and didn't have an internet presence trolls would still be reaching out to her to talk shit. Pretty sure her only option is to move on with her life and not let it get to her which is impossible because her life revolves around her streaming herself 24/7. Final nal arc incoming?
 
She didn't come outta nowhere. Her real name is not Maddie, not Madison Smith, but she was that IRL friend of NALs, for whom she did some cleaning or organising. They had looked up the cheapest flights that day for a few hours, before NAL showed the Aug 19th date, which later was confirmed. It's a good move of "Maddie" to have cancelled that one, given the circumstances. I can believe that.

The next flight really might be for Aug 23rd, although that's only a rumor from the "receipt" JM showed the other day.

ETA NAL's Insta is open for now, so let's have a new SS of it
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She opened her Instagram after getting banned on Twitch and not figuring out how to let people comment on her Facebook lives. She's just like Cyrax where she hates all the trash talk and trolling but needs the attention.
 
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