Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Sneeds]

Well maybe you should do a pushup, Null!

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Is he referencing the Drake meme of telling Kendrick Lamar to do 50 pushups?

 

[Kheapathic]

Your honor, my client and his family lived in squalor, and while we should expect better of families, we can most assuredly say that Mr. Rekieta did not intend to buy cocaine. The Rekietas, with the help of their friends the Imholtes, were trying to get their house and life back on track; and Mr. Rekieta had gone to Home Depot to buy Diatomaceous Earth to help fight the bug problem that existed in the home. However, through a series of events we cannot possibly begin to explain, he wound up with a bag of cocaine.

Is he referencing the Drake meme of telling Kendrick Lamar to do 50 pushups? Because the farms is already about to pull a not like us on BALDO

No one should ever take Dax seriously after the breakup stream with Josh. For anyone who forgot or is unaware, during the last time @Null called into Dax's show; the conversation turned to degeneracy and DigiBro, and through what is probably a collection of mental retardation and refusing to accept anything as presented. Dick Masterson, AKA Juju the Cow, A man who liked to get fucked in the ass while dressed as a cow; he stated that it's normal for people watching porn to put themselves in the position of the submissive one.

Relevant part starts at 16:22 if link doesn't put you there.

https://youtu.be/XA2K8c9jhJs?si=rFF53Jwex2CiVRLW&t=982

So while he's busy fellating Nick and himself and telling people to lose weight and do push-ups; he wants to be man-handled, he wants to be dominated, he wants to be treated as a little for some big strong daddy out there. Dax Herrera is an LA Based Faggot who wants to take poz loads.

 

[WelperHelper99]

Okay lads, here's where we're at.

1. Rekieta is a liar.
The State filed a statement that it is 'unlikely' that minors will be testifying in this case. This is a killshot to his muh keedz argument. He's just using them as a human shield to avoid any accountability.

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2. No pretrial hearings broadcasted.
The rule in MN is that pretrial hearings don't get broadcasted, unless they do. In exceptional cases (Chauvin) they allow it even though the rules literally say the court cannot. The Judge has decided to adhere to the standard application of the court rules and not allow pretrial broadcasting.

Naturally, once the jury is sworn in, we'll apply again.

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3. Court is open.
Any member of the public may visit this hearing.

It's at 10:30am in Courtroom 205 on August 21st. This may change. Check here:

https://www.mncourts.gov/Documents/Calendars/8/kandiyohi/dailyCalendar.pdf

This is the courtroom.

Kandiyohi County Courthouse
505 Becker Avenue SW
Willmar, MN 56201

https://www.mncourts.gov/find-courts/kandiyohi.aspx

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

Well darn. To any Minnesota kiwis, you better work on your note taking chops. If I can't physically see the court room, I better be able to read like I am there.

 

[Jex]

He’s going to take the plea now that the pretrial isn’t going to be broadcast. Now, Nick not having trial footage archived on the internet forever is part of the deal.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Null is secretly going to catch a flight to Minnesota

I thought he was saving that for the battle of Jim's driveway.

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

Well darn. To any Minnesota kiwis, you better work on your note taking chops. If I can't physically see the court room, I better be able to read like I am there.

Do they ger checked out before entering the court? Can you bring in your phone and just record sound secretly?

 

[BathTubShine]

Glad to see that Father of the year candidate is still terminally Xeeting and not focusing on his newly re-united family.
lol, lmao even.


Have a another bottle limpdick, keep Xeeting and Xoping on Xitter, please.

 

[Lonely khan]

Wait… So Nick don’t have problems buying 200 or 300$ bottles of whisky, but his kids are running around in hand me downs?

Priorities

Hand me downs are perfectly acceptable when you have more than 2 kids. Grandparents and relatives are always buying clothes and a lot of kids clothes only gets worn a couple times by kid A before they grow out of it, especially in seasonal areas north of the mason Dixon line, autumn jackets and sweaters might get worn once or twice a season with small kids.

Not washing it as a poor person is unacceptable, let alone a millionaire. Hell my wife's been overwhelmed by laundry and splurged on a send out laundry service, Nick could afford to send it all to the Cleaners. He could afford a maid to come and stock the closets and dressers.

You're right when you say "priorities" as the kids obviously aren't one. Dirty house with both parents working, understandable but lazy. Two stay at home millionaires living like slobs = they don't give a single fuck about the kids.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Is he referencing the Drake meme of telling Kendrick Lamar to do 50 pushups?

Even more embarrassing than that - he's borrowing jokes from Diddler Dax Herrera now.

Nick's comedy career peaked with the incoherent ramblings about cops at Dennys.

 

[Null]

Do they ger checked out before entering the court? Can you bring in your phone and just record sound secretly?

you will have to check your phone in and dont be a retard.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Do they ger checked out before entering the court? Can you bring in your phone and just record sound secretly?

Are you going to be the new retard who shows up and announces that you are a "Voluntary Member of the Kiwi Farms Reporting Forum" when caught illegally recording the proceedings?

Next gayop incoming.

 

[Preacher ✝]

Do they ger checked out before entering the court? Can you bring in your phone and just record sound secretly?

Not worth the risk to use a phone. If you wanna try that shit get one of those recorder pens, the most discreet looking one you can find, and wear it in your shirt pocket while carrying a notebook.

 

[Locker Boy]

Nick the cocksucking scared loser cuck faggot. Release the tape nigger I know you’ll see this bish

 

[WelperHelper99]

Do they ger checked out before entering the court? Can you bring in your phone and just record sound secretly?

That's how you get arrested, no, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES GET FRESH WITH COURTHOUSE SECURITY. You take a notepad. Pen and paper. And learn to write quickly.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Balldo is already gloating on Xitter and getting clowned for it.

You can smell the Coke & Sneed through the interwebs.

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It seems the pretty good day is about these two new filings in his case?
Seems like an overreaction.

(Xeet / Archive)
(Xeet / Archive)

EDIT:
Glad to hear it! Did somebody un-cocaine your 9 year old? / Funny you should say that - Xeet / Archive
Response to Jersh - Xeet / Archive
Josh frequently misrepresented the truth. - Xeet / Archive
People send him things from KF. Most of it is useless. - Xeet / Archive
"the two filings in the case today matter a lot." (+ use of his new favorite word: myopic) - Xeet / Archive

 

[Lurker]

hope someone here happens to be a stenographer

they can't stop you from stenning

 

[Fapcop]

You should dress conservatively and behave respectfully in the courthouse if you attend.

Conservatively dressed: T-shirt with a Balldo on the front and AnineSucksCopeAndSneed on the back, got ya bossman!

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

On the other hand he is in the enviable position of getting to shit on Lord Balldo in court.

More than that.
Balldo lawyer: ...and mr. Imholte, you know this how...?
Toe: The defendant, Mr. Rekieta, told me in his bed after I fucked his wife.

Honestly, even if we don't get anything, not even the bodycam footage, there's always next time, because you know Nick is a junkie piece of shit who will not get sober and learn nothing.

He's really at the point where a (soft) sentence would be beneficial if it means hitting rock bottom. Getting away scot-free will be detrimental but the most entertaining outcome: he will be back at the point of 'Dear John' but with a high of winning, getting away with his drug use and beating the kiwis.

Voluntary Member on the front, Press on the back like journoscum in a war zone.

Or anything green for plausible deniability.

Well darn. To any Minnesota kiwis, you better work on your note taking chops. If I can't physically see the court room, I better be able to read like I am there.

Balldo's trial day one. It was a dark and stormy night...

Conservatively dressed: T-shirt with a Balldo on the front and AnineSucksCopeAndSneed on the back, got ya bossman!

Court conservatively or Rekieta conservatively?

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Okay Josh, time to get a flight back to the USA. You've got history to make.

 

[Caroline Farrow]

Being able to touch type or do shorthand is a good idea. In the UK you can bring in phones and laptops but you have to ask the clerk's permission to live tweet.

Do not suggest anyone attempts to disobey whatever the rules are.