Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

That Odysee video is now altered. In fact, it looks like a post-arrest video because the pictures are hanging, so he for sure edited this after his arrest. Because Odysee uses LBRY on the blockchain, @Haru Okumura may be able to precisely pinpoint when he edited his claim on this video.
https://odysee.com/@RekietaLaw:a/the-results-of-my-appeal-are-in!-i:d

I still see Cokestream when I click on that link.
Could be a bug on Odysee's side.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Everyone wants this to be some kind of epic happening but the reality is that it’s all been a very normal and straightforward case that hasn’t been particularly interesting in anyway and it won’t be interesting or funny. Sorry boys, Nick’s not getting lolcow of the year again.

Except it's all public record. His plea deal will be public record. His admission of guilt CANNOT be hidden under any circumstances. Everyone knows this.

 

[demicolon]

Plot twist: Wreck-It Ralph smuggles a bag of Mehico xannies inside Casa de Balldo, gets arrested for disruptive behavior, cops find the bag and piggertits claims Nick's the owner to save his own ass.

 

[TherapyMan]

I took some time out of my lunch hour in order to read this shit motion. For those of you that recall, I am a prosecutor, this is not the first motion to suppress I've heard, nor will it be the last. This is my professional (tm) legal (tm) analysis (tm)

I am a civil litigator with some prior (but limited) criminal prosecution experience. I agree with basically all of what you said, and this entire motion reads like complete bullshit. But what kills me more than anything as a practitioner is the TWO FUCKING PAGE BLOCK QUOTE. Why not just not write directly into the motion that you don't give a fuck?

 

[Pagan Min]

I still see Cokestream when I click on that link.
Could be a bug on Odysee's side.

Decided to see if I could replicate your results, and was successful, so I'll agree with you that it's probably a bug that occurred...

 

[Strix454]

I always figured that the mandatory reporter was just a reason for the cop to look into Nick a little more. In detailing his findings which started with the potential child neglect issues, he was doing a thorough job of explaining why he was even looking into Nick.

I agree. I went through the warrant and the probable cause material. The police officer was seeking a warrant on his set of issues based on the total information he had. He was seeking a warrant to search for drugs. The CPS decision to take or not take enforcement action in their particular limited area (child protection) doesn't really matter at all. The police officer is presenting the totality of evidence for a warrant to search for drugs. Its the information that matters for the warrant. Not the enforcement decisions of another agency.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

my prediction: his retarded motion will be dropped, he will cry government persecuting him, and he proceed in all future streams related to his case he will use his defense motion as his version of events you MUST accept as he never lies ever

 

[Taurus]

Except it's all public record. His plea deal will be public record. His admission of guilt CANNOT be hidden under any circumstances. Everyone knows this.

This is how I see it, regardless if he gets a penalty is irrelevant to the fact that I want that guilty plea.
Just it being in a public record that he's a scumbag piece of shit confirmed through his guilt is more than enough for me.

 

[AnOminous]

I am surprised to see Kayla got representation and Nick is going to fight. I was convinced she would take the plea and Nick would let her take the fall.

Why does anyone even think this is a viable strategy? If Kayla pleads, she'd have to deliver an allocution of guilt to all the facts that make Nick just as guilty as she is, which can then immediately be used against him, too.

I don't find it too surprising he's just gonna fight the warrant based on what barnes and his barneswalker lawyer had been spewing these last few months

I've been saying he'd do this for months too because it is just the obvious strategy. About the only thing I didn't predict is it would be this absolutely lame, pathetic and incompetent.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Plot twist: Wreck-It Ralph smuggles a bag of Mehico xannies inside Casa de Balldo, gets arrested for disruptive behavior, cops find the bag and piggertits claims Nick's the owner to save his own ass.

This is the ending we need.

 

[Canard]

One slight possibility could be that Kayla's lawyer has some tactics. The lawyer got her hearing pushed far in future. Get Nick to fight for anything that can and look really bad. Then look like pitiful woman with horrible husband. Get some of the pity points and female privilege and get away with slap on the wrist.

 

[George Lucas]

Except it's all public record. His plea deal will be public record. His admission of guilt CANNOT be hidden under any circumstances. Everyone knows this.

You’re a retard if you can’t see how video of something happening is different from a textual record of it, especially for a public figure.

 

[AnOminous]

That would be pretty funny, especially if it's granted because Ralph is already on the way and Nick definitely could have told him not to fly out if this was his plan.

I hope he gets the continuance and then has to babysit the hollering hog for a month.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

Honestly I wonder how Nick would take getting the warrant tossed not resurrecting his streaming career.

Clearly he believes that if he owns the courts Kiwifarms by being a lolcow who gets off scot free (as all cows do), the farms and everyone else will have to concede that he never did anything wrong.

Whereas he will continue to be mocked for being a coked out cuck who can't take care of his kids.

And it's not just us who won't forget, Nick. Your kids won't either.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.


It's a genuine BalldoBunker!



With adjoining properties, you too can help Nick Rekieta engage in hijinx and avoid the watchful eye of JohnnyLaw or Children Protective Services. The forest paths enable seemless balldo transfers between the homeowners.



A lovely and well-equipped kitchen, with more than enough storage for $3,000 worth of snacks.



It comes with two full baths and one half-bath



Three Bedrooms, plus a Master. Plenty of room for all of the children that you utterly despise.



Based on the home decor, it looks like a 30 year old coke whore lives there. What a seal of approval.




Last but not least, it even comes with an outdoor cuckcage where you can run off your angst over internet based Karen Farmers, or have your bulls get some Vitamin D and allow you to mop up the floor in peace.



Listing

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Decided to see if I could replicate your results, and was successful, so I'll agree with you that it's probably a bug that occurred...

The funny possibility is that he did change it but reverted it as soon as he realized it was discovered.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I hope he gets the continuance and then has to babysit the hollering hog for a month.

I wish Qayla a million speedy trials

EDIT: HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA HAHAHA

Balldo cucked himself out of his hometown!
Sad! Pathetic!
He's going to fight this scorched earth now. Crackets needs to get even with those Scandi prudes who ruined his perfect life.

 

[Looseleaf Paper]

The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.
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Looking at a house listing?!? What are you? Some kind of Pedophile?

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

The BalldoReich is downsizing!

Up for sale is 12565 52ND ST NE, Spicer MN, 56288 for a myopically humble price of $450,000.
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It's a genuine BalldoBunker!
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With adjoining properties, you too can help Nick Rekieta engage in hijinx and avoid the watchful eye of JohnnyLaw or Children Protective Services. The forest paths enable seemless balldo transfers between the homeowners.
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A lovely and well-equipped kitchen, with more than enough storage for $3,000 worth of snacks.
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It comes with two full baths and one half-bath
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Three Bedrooms, plus a Master. Plenty of room for all of the children that you utterly despise.
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Last but not least, it even comes with an outdoor cuckcage where you can run off your angst over internet based Karen Farmers, or have your bulls get some Vitamin D and allow you to mop up the floor in peace.
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Money must be tight. Or mommy and daddy think downsizing will limit Nick having side bitches over.

 

[ChromaQuack]

is there a chance that rekieta can plead no contest to avoid trial? on a side note what's with him claming that "he is of Polish descent?

Well, according to a study performed by the city of Portland, Oregon, Slavs are to be considered PoC (paper) and as such 'polacks' who I will from now on refer to with the term umbrella term 'vodkaniggers' are eligible for the 'dindu nuffin' defense.