Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[FinnSven]

Time at the machines hitting the weights is time away from Milwaukee's most popular homosexual hook up sauna, the whole reason Pat even goes to the gym in the first place.

I've always just gone for a heart shot. Worst case you miss and still get a double lung. I don't mind having to track them a little way but most of the time they drop within a dozen yards if not straight away.
I don't hunt deer with anything under a .308 anymore since I retired my SMLE Lee Enfield (sometimes .338LM if I want to get some use out of my Savage but that round is overkill and over priced even though I reload.) most of the time a good hit with a .308 or .303 Brit you aren't tracking far.
I don't go for head shots because it too easy to miss and end up maiming an animal horrifically.
The idea of just gut shooting a deer actually pisses me off as a hunter, thankfully Pat is full of shit, I doubt he's ever shot anything other than paper targets. Maybe birds or squirrels.
Or African American Trump supporters of course.

He might have shot up heroin?

 

[Dean Pentel]

He might have shot up heroin?

I fucking wish and I also don't. Heroin addict Rick would be a brief blessing but also a lasting curse.

"No, child. You've never caught the dragon. Those are just your delusions. The FBI knows you haven't. They know I HAVE. Enjoy prison."

But it wouldn't last long, which none of us want.

 

[Rimanah]

Fatrick is now in Ireland after reading the wikipedia summary of A Modest Proposal in order to scout new options for cheap pepperoni meat. Inbetween stalking local children he is taking the time to sneer at local pizza restaurants
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Remember that he views himself as having a vast and loyal following and intentionally tries to game social media to "go viral" at any moment he is not threatening a stalkerchild with prison, which means this xeet is an intentional attempt by him to casually screw over small businesses in a foreign country by riling up the social media retard mob against them because of how "problematic" they are for...I guess referencing injuns or something

In what world is Apache offensive? Fucking fat Yankee pig talking about things he knows nothing about.
Apache are what they call themselves these days, and what they’re referred to by both most academic literature and the US government. (Though admittedly those last two are not the best source for what’s best to call injuns given their historical record.)

Did this retard hear about the Navajo/Diné thing and think it applies to all Native Americans?

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

In what world is Apache offensive?

I mean, fuck this shit: https://www.apache.org

nginx for live! (fun fact: it's pronounced nigger index)

He might have shot up heroin?

It'd be the closest he's ever been to a heroine worth something, his dime-store novel heroines ain't worth shit.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

In what world is Apache offensive? Fucking fat Yankee pig talking about things he knows nothing about.
Apache are what they call themselves these days, and what they’re referred to by both most academic literature and the US government. (Though admittedly those last two are not the best source for what’s best to call injuns given their historical record.)

Did this retard hear about the Navajo/Diné thing and think it applies to all Native Americans?

Given that they're close to France they probably mean it as a Parisian gangster. There are multiple meanings to that word, not that Patrick would know since he doesn't understand words at all given his 1.2GPA

 

[femoralcanal]

He might have shot up heroin?

Nope. He denies having ever done any kind of drug (you know, besides enough alcohol to kill Boris Yeltsin and his ADHD medication)

I have never been an insufferable asshole in my life, so I ask this with sincerity.

Can Pat not lie for 48 hours?
Impossiburu charenge!

 

[OffTopic]

@Caverlock I do like that he brought his parents with him that time to the Con so his wife wouldn't get stolen again.

 

[Judge Holden]

Ya know all these old pics of fatrick looking like Jared Fogle cosplaying the Angry Videogame Nerd made me realise something rather sad (in a gutfuckingly hilarious way ofcourse)

Seemingly all or most of these photos where he looks like some doughy, noodle armed, and obscenely nebbish chudjak were pre divorce. Which means that getting cucked was what turned piggy from some interchangeable and nondescript loser into the porcine titan of autism and humiliation he is today as it broke his mind not only to the point where he threatened to murder his own child in the womb, but made him overcompensate with his cargo-cult masculinity with the fury of a thousand midlife crises which drove him to become such a pathological rage pig and attention whore with such a bizarre and autistic fixation on what he feels augments or "proves" how macho and badass he is.

He was given the most classic and cliche wake up call to sort himself the fuck out and become a better man for his own sake and his daughter's and he literally could not have fucked up in this endeavour any worse.

Speaking of a piggish queer desperately trying to show how much of a big billy badass he is, lets tune in to today's empty threats session.


A customised ENJOYPRISONSTALKER which indicates he is feeling angrier than usual


Confused he-sow seems to think we don't find him funny...


Alcoholic porker going to the Guinness factory aside, upon checking the photo I noticed something just fucking soul destroying in the reflection...


He....he is going out in fucking public outside of events with that goddamn backwards baseball hat aesthetic I tism-jism'd at last week.


Which indicates this is not his retarded idea of forming some intentional "image" for his brand, but how he chooses to present himself on a daily basis. Jesus fucking christ no wonder nikkki looks like a post-mortum Ted Bundy victim when round him in public


Him talking about "consequences" in relation to the stalkerchilds being anonymous yet inevitably being tracked down to the cops brings back memories of a golden age long past...

Good times....


It almost seems like he is threatening his stalkers not only with prison but obesity too. Maybe he is gonna repurpose the sausage machine to siphon fat from his gut into the blood of restrained stalkerchilds as part of their punishment


Interesting how angrily he denies he is being bullied....almost like he doesnt want to accept the fact he is back to being the class bitch of middleschool again

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Interesting how angrily he denies he is being bullied....almost like he doesnt want to accept the fact he is back to being the class bitch of middleschool again

Are all lolcows just aspects of the ur-lolCow? Because ralph is being bullied by literal middle-school bullying and he is falling fast! Fats threatened with a wedgie might result in the most impressive childing yet.

 

[John_Smith]

Gonna have to re-post this one more time


Always remember, to your horror, that Piggy goes commando at all times.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Gonna have to re-post this one more time
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Do we have to talk about the dredgie?

Spoiler: don't open

Where there's no underwear, so you reach further and grasp the scrotal sac, and pull that backwards and up over the head?

 

[Judge Holden]

Yeah sure thing pig man, there are totally stalkers just desperately lusting after your corpulent body and yearning to powerfuck your flabby dumper Darfur style....delusional fucking fatass

....what? Why are you looking at me like that for?


Haven't seen such manly flower arguments since The Gay Deceivers

 

[Friedchickenfan]

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Yeah sure thing pig man, there are totally stalkers just desperately lusting after your corpulent body and yearning to powerfuck your flabby dumper Darfur style....delusional fucking fatass

....what? Why are you looking at me like that for?

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Haven't seen such manly flower arguments since The Gay Deceivers

I bet you he writes gay fanfic of himself and his stalkers.

Gonna have to re-post this one more time
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Always remember, to your horror, that Piggy goes commando at all times.

Pat likes giving the nice police officers quick access for cavity searches.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

the half hovel is on a slightly larger plot of land, as to be expected of something that can take the man of pig



He's never really shown off that side yard, which looks shared with the hovels next door. What a crappy house, he should sell it and move somewhere like Mexico.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Holy fuck look at that gut! Maybe @lindsayfan was onto something and he really was wearing a girdle at Worldcon.

 

[An Sionnach Seang]

Silly pig, absolutely no one outside of the US and Canada cares about injuns and their sensibilities or calls Eskimos Inuit. 'The fuck's his beef with a pizza joint just named after an indian tribe in the first place?

what's more, it has that name because it's an American-style chain; I am certain your man didn't go inside or look at the menu, because a few of the names they've given their pizzas verge on real-life shitposting, and he'd have huffed and puffed about them for sure

 

[Directing]

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In the meantime, Unilever doesn't give a fuck It's an ice cream brand, because what else would it be.

...still selling Nogger ice cream

 

[The Feline Solution]

...still selling Nogger ice cream

@~nogger~

what's more, it has that name because it's an American-style chain; I am certain your man didn't go inside or look at the menu, because a few of the names they've given their pizzas verge on real-life shitposting, and he'd have huffed and puffed about them for sure

The "Wigwammer" and "Big Chief" would be enough to send any yank leftie into a frenzy, no doubt about it.

I still can't believe that Josiah picked his name  years ahead of any board war lol. A visionary indeed.

He fucking did?!?! I knew he had the name before any of the b-b-boys made a single post on here but i always thought it was a light-hearted ribbing directed towards Null.

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

the half hovel is on a slightly larger plot of land, as to be expected of something that can take the man of pig

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He's never really shown off that side yard, which looks shared with the hovels next door. What a crappy house, he should sell it and move somewhere like Mexico.

Please tell me.that the property lines are indicative only and all these places aren't a crossed leased hellscape.

 

[Rimanah]

'The fuck's his beef with a pizza joint just named after an indian tribe in the first place?

It’s just virtue signaling. “Look, I care so much about the poor oppressed peoples of the world, and I am definitely not a horrible X-files Monster-of-the-week pigmonster who kidnaps them in the dead of night and turns them into pepperoni.”

Never mind that they’re not even offensive or “inaccurate” terms (unlike say Indian vs Native American). It’s about offensive as calling a bar “the Scotsman.” But even that’s probably a bit more offensive (not that that matters).

In sum, fat is dumb.