Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Drama keen]

Kiwi bros I don't feel so good. Nick is replying in real time to the Dear Feeder and our lies in real time, he is owning us Twitter. I'm personally destroyed by this, how can he win so much? Hopefully he doesn't join the forum to own us in person, I would never recover. Dick would tell Nick "I'm proud of you son" and Nick would win forever.

And he does not even read this thread!

 

[Long-time Lurker]

The problem is, Chupp has the CoA backing him. So "officially" he didn't do anything wrong. I wouldn't say Chupp was great, but I think Ty's fuckup was overall way worse. Also, more to the point, the post I was replying to correctly surmises that Nick completely downplayed Ty's fuckup to save face.

Since I wasn't clear: I completely agree with the above statement.

 

[owed to joy]

Has he really not paid off either house yet? Is Boogie his financial mentor?

 

[Um...]

Who needs a shower chair? Does Nick have a bad back like DSP?

The listing says it’s “customized wheelchair accessible” too. Did some elderly family member live there at some point? The listing also says one of the large rooms was used for a daycare facility in the past.

Also: it was last sold on 3/6/2008 for $279,000.

And this may seem like an odd critique; but looking at the pictures, it looks/feels like a church building.

It looks like a warehouse to me, esp. with those floors that look industrial, like cement or something. Very cold and uninviting. Would not buy.

 

[ChromaQuack]

I’m biased because I hate ranch style houses, so maybe that is clouding my perception, but I think this house is ugly. I’ve seen worse, but the decor in the kitchen, the ghetto fence in the back, and just overall feel is is that of an expanded trailer to me. Maybe I’m just an asshole, and I realize plenty of people would be happy to have a house this size, but I hate it.

Property itself is great though. Fields, some forest, lake(?) access. 8/10 from me.

I agree, my offer would be $250k, I have to do heavy remodeling on the house, build a proper fence between his property and mine and acquire at least seven firearms in case the homeowner on the other lot is having a bad day.

The flipside is that you do get big savings on pest control since Nick Rekieta takes out his rage on small mammals by violently killing them, you aren't going to have much wildlife giving you trouble over there.

 

[Tablet County]

The listing says it’s “customized wheelchair accessible” too. Did some elderly family member live there at some point? The listing also says one of the large rooms was used for a daycare facility in the past.

He was expecting, in his delusion, to have Daddy Jim over to become a part of the balldocule.

 

[Major]

That house is huge but characterless; a wooden cuboid. Tear it down and build something more substantial - you shouldn't be able to punch through a wall.

 

[Desktop User2]

Based on the home decor, it looks like a 30 year old coke whore lives there. What a seal of approval.

That has never been redecorated since the 80s. Goes well with his glass brick shower box - I´d imagine "his"(daddy´s) house still has the original decor as well. That fucking wood color tho...

 

[Schizo Rat]

I wonder what is worse for children, having no father at all or having your father be a massively retarded faggot on the Internet.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

There is a certain amount of irony in the situation. Nick HAD it all but is losing everything (including a house). Josh in contrast in terms of earthly possessions has what he can fit in his soviet era Serbian apartment, yet hasn't stopped winning this entire fucking year. On paper this shouldn't be happening. But it is. Why? Nick is a wetbrain retard obsessed with pleasure and Josh isn't. One simple change has kept Josh successful.

Hedonists HATE Null for this ONE SIMPLE TRICK.

 

[Burd Turglar]

Thanks to the recent updates, I decided to rewatch the blow job stream. JFC did I forget just how obliterated he was. Like, I remember it being really fucking bad but woooeeeee was that shit insane.

 

[PhoBingas]

Last but not least, it even comes with an outdoor cuckcage where you can run off your angst over internet based Karen Farmers, or have your bulls get some Vitamin D and allow you to mop up the floor in peace.

Still nicer and probably bigger than Daxipad's Barbie dream shoebox diorama.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Yeah Nick. Maybe you should have taken April's stuff out of the house before you brought in the real estate people to photograph it. Or at least put it away.

You would think.



Enhance.



What's that?



Oh.

 

[Edilg]

Are we sure the house listing isn't just a machiavellian scheme to own us online, epic style?

 

[BathTubShine]

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>Face the living fleshlight makes when it finally gets a permission to move into the Big House

 

[Desktop User2]

Are we sure the house listing isn't just a machiavellian scheme to own us online, epic style?

"Joke is on them, I was just pretending to be have the tackiest taste in decor."

 

[DickMain]

Plenty of room for all of the children that you utterly despise.

Man I would feel so pissed and cheated out of a future as one of those kids who didn't get to grow up in then inherit this mansion that was all but secured if not for my parents' degeneracy. I'd be so furious. Here's hoping they don't have to live in some shack after they grow up and move away from the grandfolks.

 

[Captain Manning]

You would think.

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Enhance.

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What's that?

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Oh.

NO INCEL PRUDE! That is Kayla's jacket! As we saw during the tattoo convention, they share clothes because they are such good "friends."

Something something, enjoy prison stalker child.

Are we sure the house listing isn't just a machiavellian scheme to own us online, epic style?

He was only pretending to be retarded?

The problem with theories like that is that something like this takes effort. More effort than Nick is willing to put it. And his brain is pickled. Screeching on Twitter is more his speed.

 

[owed to joy]

That house is huge but characterless; a wooden cuboid. Tear it down and build something more substantial - you shouldn't be able to punch through a wall.

Prison camp vibes. You'd think he'd try a sale by owner to keep family or friends close instead of strangers. But he'd need to have friends for that.

 

[HarveySperg41]

Jersh has a chance to do the funniest thing.

A new type of shower conversation. Null showering and Nick outside the bathroom blubbering on about Null’s lack of understanding of social situations.