Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

For those interested, Potentially Criminal (SEAANN! View attachment 6325432) will be streaming about the motion to suppress evidence in about 45 min.

Sandwhiches McGee streaming about Nick on DNC night? we are blessed.

 

[TiggerNits]

Can we start a gofundme for the official kiwi farms safe house?

 

[BathTubShine]

The 3d tour is pretty nice.

Any out of place ziplock bags in the house or random snort tubes on the night stands/counters?
Surely the fleshlight and limpdick would atleast hide those before taking pics of the lovenest?

 

[Sexy Potoo]

@Null

You should setup a GoFundMe or something to buy Balldo's Hotwife House, then create your own version of Fishtank.

Some ideas for contestants of first season:
@Dyn
@Hollywood Hulk Hogan
Anybody with a pink triangle in their username.
Ragetwig himself
Ragepig, shipped straight from Mexico

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He's probably not selling it to fund his cases/lawsuits - he's probably selling it because he currently has 2 mortgages and he has to cut costs since he isn't pulling in money streaming anymore.

The money he pissed away on his lawsuit is money that could've been spent paying down said mortgages.
It's all semantics - at the end of the day Nick is selling because of his own hubris and retardation.

 

[2lolis1cup]

The 3d tour is pretty nice.
Close-up of the liquor
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Just above the liquor
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No comment
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April's jacket
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damn you beat me to it. Ill add april's the fleshlight's stuff.


also balldo needs to call a repairman

and I wonder what you would bubble wrap and put in a medium size box....hmm

 

[Oxyjen]

Seeing April’s few sad things in the huge empty family home is so cringe making, yet so funny.
How are we even getting to see this? Do we live in a simulation?

Let’s buy the house and then donate it to the local church, on condition that they hold their weekly service there.

 

[AnOminous]

They have money but I haven't really seen much indication that they're willing to throw it around to resolve this. Where are the hot shot Minnesota lawyers, the commercial cleaners, the paid housekeeper, etc?

My guess is they probably offered to help but wanted to hire a competent lawyer who would advise him to quit being a dumb fucking retard and plead, and Nick refused this advice, screeching in ODD rage, and they weren't willing to fund that.

 

[Captain Manning]

damn you beat me to it. Ill add april's the fleshlight's stuff.
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also balldo needs to call a repairman
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and I wonder what you would bubble wrap and put in a medium size box....hmm
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Does any of April's shit look water-damaged? Because Nick made a big deal about Aaron supposedly leaving her shit out in the rain.

 

[Sharpeteer]

also balldo needs to call a repairman

Well darn. I was gonna buy it, but now I ain't.

Just kidding. You know they all fucked in there at some point, so as far as I'm concerned, burn it all down and start over.

 

[Dr. Matthew C. Harris]

Based on the home decor, it looks like a 30 year old coke whore lives there. What a seal of approval.

So this is April's cuck shed! Or was.

She had a good run, but now it's time for her to begin the homelessness arc of Requiem for a Balldo. Shouldn't have touched snow, bitch.

 

[Peace Through Power]

The clothes

Spoiler: Clothes

The bed

Spoiler: Lake beauty Bible camp 1963

Bath products

Spoiler: And a razor

The shower

Spoiler: Dirty AF

The hats

Spoiler: Hats

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Does any of April's shit look water-damaged? Because Nick made a big deal about Aaron supposedly leaving her shit out in the rain.

Per Aaron, the only thing he left out in the rain was the entertainment center, because it was heavy AF.


Looks fine to me.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Seeing April’s few sad things in the huge empty family home is so cringe making, yet so funny.
How are we even getting to see this? Do we live in a simulation?

Let’s buy the house and then donate it to the local church, on condition that they hold their weekly service there.

Churches require a rectory house for the Priest. I'm down. Oftentimes the Priest has to either live in a house owned by the denomination or live at the charity of some wealthy parishioner who has a spare house somewhere. Churches that actually have a rectory owned by the church parish itself are rare these days, so would be a big own.

Would not even care that the money ultimately ended up with Lord Balldo. He would just squander it on hookers and blow anyway. It was the Church that intervened after all. If they need a rectory, I say go for it.

 

[foam rolla]

With Josh returning to the U.S soon, this might be a great home for him to set up KiwiHQ when he returns.

 

[not william stenchever]

so as far as I'm concerned, burn it all down and start over.

Mr. Clean would would recommend the scorched earth approach as well. It's not about the money from selling cleaning supplies, it's about cleansing the earth with holy fire.

 

[Pitbull Victim]

Let’s buy the house and then donate it to the local church, on condition that they hold their weekly service there.

Brace yourself Nick for Total Scandinavian Prude Victory:

 

[Lidl Drip]

Sooo... where is April going to go if they are selling that house? It's curious that she's not staying with the Rackets at their house, I thought they were a happy throuple? That she was pretending to be the nanny? Is Nick going to rent an apartment for April and perhaps move in it himself also while Kayla files for divorce?

 

[Step out of the car sir]

Any out of place ziplock bags in the house or random snort tubes on the night stands/counters?
Surely the fleshlight and limpdick would atleast hide those before taking pics of the lovenest?

Some coke-bag shaped object under the dumped-out liquor was all I could find.

 

[2lolis1cup]

I almost forgot to add a detailed floor plan. This way if there is ever a body cam footage request it will be a moot point since we have the floor plan.