Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[TurdThrower]

What do you think the "A" is for in the only occupied bedroom? Could it be for a sad, lonely 29 year old crack whore?

Maybe the A is there to represent the one that got away...Aaron

 

[Gorbus]

They have money but I haven't really seen much indication that they're willing to throw it around to resolve this. Where are the hot shot Minnesota lawyers, the commercial cleaners, the paid housekeeper, etc?

A lot of rich-rich people live in a weird gay denial over how rich they are, so they do stuff like insisting on not hiring help because that would be an admission of their richness. They never do anything a normal person would with their money, it's always extravagant spending on retarded shit and then penny pinching on meaningful stuff. Their wealth has insulated them from actual financial management, so they just play-act a child's idea of what being smart with money means.

 

[Kheapathic]

Any out of place ziplock bags in the house or random snort tubes on the night stands/counters?
Surely the fleshlight and limpdick would atleast hide those before taking pics of the lovenest?

Realtors rarely, if ever, let the client take pictures of the property. They'll do it themselves or hire a professional (and/or drone operator, for those nice sky view shots) to do it for them. Either way, sure there's signs of people living there, but some things could've been picked up / cleaned up before they let the realtor do this.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Sooo... where is April going to go if they are selling that house?

Maybe she took the pug's spot in the bathroom. That’s where the drugs are.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Someone has been mad

 

[Return of the Freaker]

The clothes

Spoiler: Clothes

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The bed

Spoiler: Lake beauty Bible camp 1963

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Bath products

Spoiler: And a razor

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The shower

Spoiler: Dirty AF

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The hats

Spoiler: Hats

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WTF is wrong with that shower? The only comparable thing I can think of is a pic of a kitchen sink I saw as an example of abandoned mine drainage polluting well water

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

With Josh returning to the U.S soon, this might be a great home for him to set up KiwiHQ when he returns.

BossmanJack's rich-ass parents might take a chance shipping him halfway across country.

 

[repentance]

I can't see even Nick being stupid enough to let Ralph within the same county as his drug stash. He's like a Truffle Pig rooting out drugs to consume.

Plus the cops finding Ralph naked and dead in Nick's master bedroom might raise some awkward questions.

Ralph can stay with April at the old house.

The shower
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Anyone who decorates a bathroom in light colours when they're on bore water deserves the inevitable outcome.

 

[Captain Manning]

I'm sure he thinks Null is being retarded, like Drexel.

Nowadays, if Nick thinks you are retarded, that's both a badge of honor, and a sign you are probably right.

You saw I left a comment on the Drex thread giving him props for noping the fuck out. Man stood by his oft stated anti-drug principle. Notwithstanding how I feel about any of his other positions on things, I feel like have to show respect for that much.

Per Aaron, the only thing he left out in the rain was the entertainment center, because it was heavy AF.

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Looks fine to me.

So Nick probably lied yet again. Or, being charitable, April lied and Nick just ran with it.

 

[Kheapathic]

WTF is wrong with that shower? The only comparable thing I can think of is a pic of a kitchen sink I saw as an example of abandoned mine drainage polluting well water

My only conceivable thought is dirty water; because I doubt they're showering in straight black coffee. That or rusted/damaged pipes. Either way, wouldn't even think to buy this thing without a thorough inspection, because I want to know why that shower looks like it could be featured in Silent Hill.

 

[TexOffender]

The shower

Spoiler: Dirty AF

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looks like their area has some serious hard water and they don't have a softener or carbon filter. Yuck.

 

[SomeGuy1111]

Man I would feel so pissed and cheated out of a future as one of those kids who didn't get to grow up in then inherit this mansion that was all but secured if not for my parents' degeneracy. I'd be so furious.

Rekieta's drug addict myopia is stopping him from seeing big picture aspects like that. If we could add up all the money he wasted on just his booze, drugs, and legal expenses I bet it'd be a mind-boggling number. Enough to buy several new cars for his kids. And then on top of that he ruined a career that would have likely made him millions more if he hadn't gone full degenerate.

At some point in the future Rekieta's kids are going to realize their dad was an inch away from gifting them each a house and a new car, but instead he wasted it all because he wanted to play with balldos and a crack whore. If I was one of them I'd hold that grudge until the day I died.

 

[Step out of the car sir]

I almost forgot to add a detailed floor plan. This way if there is ever a body cam footage request it will be a moot point since we have the floor plan.
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I'll load up hammer and try to make a cs:go map of the house, then we can just recreate the bodycam footage.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

WTF is wrong with that shower? The only comparable thing I can think of is a pic of a kitchen sink I saw as an example of abandoned mine drainage polluting well water

That shower looks like a crime scene. Maybe the cops searched the wrong house.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Let's admit it. This thread all but constantly sucked his dick on a daily basis, including me, which in retrospect is EMBARRASSING and WEIRD and FUNNAY.

Ain't no harm in admitting we liked a man before he became a retarded drug addict coomer.

 

[repentance]

WTF is wrong with that shower? The only comparable thing I can think of is a pic of a kitchen sink I saw as an example of abandoned mine drainage polluting well water

Bore water.

What's odd is that the shower with April's stuff in it seems clean. Either it was never used or she's scrubbed it.

 

[Prehistoric Jazz]

create your own version of Fishtank

What's the prize?

 

[anionfarflung]

any chance of crowdfunding the buying of this house for Kiwi HQ?

Glad I'm not the only one with this retard idea.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

@Null

You should setup a GoFundMe or something to buy Balldo's Hotwife House, then create your own version of Fishtank.

 

[PhoBingas]

Tip to any prospective buyer: shine a blacklight on every square inch of the home to know which areas to bleach.

Just hire those crime scene cleaners and tell them there's potential biological material on every surface. This isn't shit you wanna clean up yourself. I suppose if you bring a blacklight to a viewing you could probably get the relator to knock a couple grand off?