Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Pomniman]

The Epistemology of Cuckoldry.

 

[Desktop User2]

That house looks fucking awful, it looks like a warehouse used to store chemicals.
The only redeeming quality is its surroundings, but we know how much Balldo hates nature and wildlife so what's the point? He's better off in some bugman pod in the middle of Minneapolis so he has access to both the Somali street bulls, Richie the real hood nigga to sell him impure street cocaine and various Sweet Minty escorts to bone with his balldo. It's not worth it even if that shitty bunker came with a dishwasher and washing machine the currently residing human fleshlight tied to a St. Andrew's cross gagged to suppress her annoying voice. For bonuses, you'll probably hear the squeals of distressed wildlife as your neighbour the small town (non-practicing) lawyer Balldo executes them with his firearms, for fun.

It's worth as much as the land value. Bulldoze that hellish bunker over and build something prettier.

It´s kinda "warehousy", that kitchen seems like it was slapped in the corner pretty weirdly with a dinner table in a random corner of the room...

 

[WelperHelper99]

They probably are using a well, since they're out in the country. Probably a lot of iron in between the surface and the aquifer. Still... not suprising to see Nick was a shitty homeowner.

That's the setup we had when I lived out in illinois. If that is the case, yes his water situation is FUBAR, and water softener only makes it tolerable, not actually good. He needs to clean his shower more often.

 

[GPRIMACADO]

I'm just spitballing here, but can we buy the house and get it rezoned as a datacenter to host two internet services? I think this could be the start of two great companies:

$100 from 4,500 members here and we can all own it.

Edit: That is if we had 4.5. Currently we are at 3k-ish, so $150 for 3k members.
And that's not including the watchers not on farms donating to Null via MATI.

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

What is their obsession with pineapples?

Pineapples are a covert symbol that you are a swinger, like the new ring.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

The shower

Spoiler: Dirty AF

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Quite the shits youve been stomping down the drain in the shower April.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I've heard there's 2 tons of cocaine buried on the property, make back your investment.

>"Honey, I know you bought this house for cheap. But is the wall insulation supposed to be white? Why is the dog running all day and night after digging some holes on the property?"
>"Don't worry babe! This is what will make us cash money! I told you this house was an investment!"

 

[Arkenas Einbrecht]

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Maybe this was the house where the shower calls are made, it has a comfortable shower-chair and you will forever be accompanied by those hiroshima nuclear shadows during those tense minutes your BFF from Serbia doesn't reply back.
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Remember to ask for a deal so the self help books, bottle of alcohol, kleenex to cry and "nope." sign are included.
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Included in the same room, window signage "A" for your side hoe, April, Amanda, doesn't matter.
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Amenities such as : Nose before hoes RekietaLaw memorabilia, JBL bluetooth speaker to enjoy 14 hours of 'Les Voyages De L'âme by Alcest' and a neatly placed handgun to test your gag reflex and contemplate your life choices included.
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The sidebar for your morning breakfast and even earlier morning whiskey includes exquisite leather vintage seating.|

A friend of mine informed me: "that looks to be around ~25 years worth of build up. I don't understand how the stall became stained that bad so quickly." I have to take him at his word since I know very little about hard water build-up. He followed up by asking me if the Rekietas were "doing some drug related chemistry in the shower". take from that what you will. ...yes that is how the meme idea below was born.

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It is a bootiful memburu. Thank you for making it for me.

 

[Strix454]

Seems like they've got an iron problem. Either their pipes are iron and are corroding, which will be an expensive fix for the entire house, or their groundwater/wellwater is high in iron,

Welcome to large parts of Minnesota. Especially northern Minnesota. Iron in water is not an unusual thing.

Yeah, considering the distance to St. Paul, that seems like a lofty price. Who knows

Its not all that high a price for that immediate area. There are any number of seven figure lake homes in that area. The house needs a total remodel, but the property its on is fairly good for a certain kind of buyer who wants a wooded property up against government land.

 

[Um...]

I cannot believe that shower photo is real. I thought it was a fake meme photo someone posted for lolz. How do you not pay someone to clean that? How do you not pay an interior designer to stage the home prior to taking photos?

It looks like a murder bathroom in an S&M dungeon. Like people were bound to that chair and had their brains blown out.

Seriously, what the actual fuck?
Why a realtor would include that in a listing is beyond me.

 

[Polyboros2]

If I had more money then sense:

1. Buy the House
2. Put up cameras
3. Wait

10:1 Rackets buried what the cops didn't find of his stash over there and is just waiting to go dig it out.

 

[Permanent Resident Cope]

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For the sake of completeness, especially for those unfamiliar with the lore.

Lol, I never saw the actual clip before. All that for that? I think it was just the chair. Rekieta and Ralph are both fucked in the head.

topical cocaine exposure to the hair has been proven to metabolise into enough norcocaine and benzoglyc to trip follicle tests.

Oootside the body!

Nick deleted the best evidence.

Nick snorted the best evidence.

I hope he gets the continuance and then has to babysit the hollering hog for a month.

You told me I could stay at your house for the hearing, bish!

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

A friend of mine informed me: "that looks to be around ~25 years worth of build up. I don't understand how the stall became stained that bad so quickly." I have to take him at his word since I know very little about hard water build-up. He followed up by asking me if the Rekietas were "doing some drug related chemistry in the shower". take from that what you will. ...yes that is how the meme idea below was born.

It is a bootiful memburu. Thank you for making it for me.

My first thought was that that is an old as fuck 1960s tile job and it is just buildup from before hard water filters were common. That plastic shower stool is not 25+ years old, though. It has the same level of buildup. This is recent. It has to be something else. Was April doing fucking spray tans in the guest house shower? She has a closet full of cheetah print crop-tops and a wolf dream catcher in her room, I am 100% ready to believe she is trailer trash enough to do it.

 

[Sharpeteer]

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$100 from 4,500 members here and we can all own it.

Edit: That is if we had 4.5. Currently we are at 3k-ish, so $150 for 3k members.
And that's not including the watchers not on farms donating to Null via MATI.

The idea of having 3,000 copies of a single key made makes my happy.

 

[Finger Pistols]

It's a genuine BalldoBunker!

Null please start a collection for the Kamp Kiwi Kompound

: Wow, look at all that land for cheap....Think of all the Banana pepper crops you can sow in it.....my god....it even has space for a dedicated cheese storage unit!

 

[chomp chomp]

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$100 from 4,500 members here and we can all own it.

Edit: That is if we had 4.5. Currently we are at 3k-ish, so $150 for 3k members.
And that's not including the watchers not on farms donating to Null via MATI.

The Kiwi timeshare. Imagine this dude living next to constantly revolving vacationing alogs

 

[SiggerNlayer]

The clothes

Spoiler: Clothes

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The bed

Spoiler: Lake beauty Bible camp 1963

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Bath products

Spoiler: And a razor

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The shower

Spoiler: Dirty AF

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The hats

Spoiler: Hats

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I don't own a rich people shower, are they supposed to look like someone was murdered in them?
Seriously what is all that shit?

 

[Kheapathic]

Bad water aside, the utility room with all the devices looks decent enough. Still wouldn't trust the pipes, I don't care if it was built in 1981, I'm guessing that house has been mostly vacant since it came under the Rekietas; not interested in letting shit run until the iron clears.

 

[Oh Darn]

I fully endorse the KiwiBnB, provided that there are diverse cheeses to sample. Also you're in hardiness zone 4b, which is perfectly suitable for huckleberries and yes, kiwis

 

[Peace Through Power]

I don't own a rich people shower, are they supposed to look like someone was murdered in them?
Seriously what is all that shit?

It's the result of a few 2 and a half hour shower calls