Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Glowie]

Does it come with hidden cocaine stash? Is it in the kids room?

 

[Finger Pistols]

Hold on, I just thought of something.
: "Ya hono', I don't want to show pictures of my house on the Internet to protect my kids from dangerous people! That clearly shows how much I care about muh kids!
>Mere days later he proceeds to take pictures of his whole second house and upload them on the Internet for all to see as part of a listing to sell the house.
IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER RETARDED!?

 

[AltisticRight]

Null could use the litigation fund to do something really fucking funny, I'm just saying.

That's called fraud.

IS THIS MOTHERFUCKER RETARDED!?

yeah

 

[Tablet County]

That's called fraud.

Fraud is funny in a sense. And weird.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

For the big American lorries to pull in?

My fellow Americans, "lorries" means "trucks".

 

[Fapcop]

Cursed third option: @Fapcop takes her in.

How could I not? I have a big heart. And an average but perfectly adequate penis!

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I’m not surprised by the revelation that April’s pussy stinks like last week’s fish that sat in the sun with a bunch of dead river rats. You can tell just from looking at her that she’s got a putrid gash.

 

[Kheapathic]

Does it come with hidden cocaine stash? Is it in the kids room?

I'd like to think Bob Rekieta is like the dad in Arrested Development; hiding cash in the walls.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Lookign through the 3D view and noticed some other autistic details:

April's bow hunting kit:


I saw this card on the table. Looks like a fish logo. I'm looking to see if I can match it.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Per Steel Toe Evening Show, Nick offered the second house to Aaron for $350k. I'll update as I go through the replay, live stream here:

• April stole the napkin holder that's on the kitchen table. Also the two tvs. And his butterdish. Aaron later walks it back about what she took, since he said she could take what she wanted.
• The thing on the kitchen counter is one of Nick's thermoses that says "Nose before hoes"
• Aaron notes the pineapples and "the dream"
• Aaron denotes the chairs all tore up.
• The oven was pried shut with a hockey stick when Aaron saw it in person.
• Aaron comments on the shower! It's hard (iron) water, probably smells like rotten eggs.
• The bed is April's dorm bed from college. (or like one, he goes back and forth on it.)
• He ids April's golf clubs in the garage.
• Notes no where to sit to watch tv.
• Aaron doesn't know about the daycare, but does know they did foster care. (As do we.)
• And how sad things are there.

Aaron says they can't move in together because the kids, but he has no other solution. He's still too close to the situation, and supposes they need the money.

Sean later would raid the stream while they were reviewing Sean's stream, and Aaron saw Sean's read for Stoney's Bar, which was even funnier than seeing Sean do it live.

Edit's done, with timestamps on the clips.

 

[Owlbear]

Does anyone recognize who gave this to Nick?
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Jawy?

Jewi Mon strikes again

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Another fucking pineapple?!

 

[Kulee Baba]

No Stalker Child, Nick is not downsizing. He’s going to buy a lovely house in Houston, TX so the family can spend time away from the Minnesota prudes.

The mean streets of Houston will make sure that no Rekieta is a whitebread ass nigga.

 

[repentance]

Unless the state is doing something really fucked. Yes, you lose them after you've heard tou don't have to to talk and do it anyway.

I was watching an interrogation the other day where the person under arrest said they wanted a lawyer and then tried to keep talking. The cop explained over and over that because he'd invoked his right to a lawyer they could no longer continue talking to him and he still wouldn't shut up. He was pissed off when the cops left the room because he wanted to keep spinning his lies.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

I saw this card on the table. Looks like a fish logo. I'm looking to see if I can match it.

I saw that too. Thought it might be a cleaning service, but haven't been able to find a local one that matches.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Another fucking pineapple?!

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That's definitely April, she also has a pineapple tattoo as well.

 

[repentance]

Per Steel Toe Evening Show, Nick offered the second house to Aaron for $350k. I'll update as I go through the replay, live stream here:

Having seen the state of it, I'm not surprised that even Aaron wasn't that stupid.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Sooo... where is April going to go if they are selling that house? It's curious that she's not staying with the Rackets at their house, I thought they were a happy throuple? That she was pretending to be the nanny? Is Nick going to rent an apartment for April and perhaps move in it himself also while Kayla files for divorce?

This is where, the big, big pool in Nick's backyard, just like JF gay rapey's wife.

I'll load up hammer and try to make a cs:go map of the house,

I don't mean to intrude on your good idea, but I think Crackets house has potential to be version 2.0 of this amazing doom wad.

 

[Gulls on Film]

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I HAVE ONCE AGAIN COME TO HARASS YOU

Please stop talking to me, it's weird

I HAVE WON AND THEREFORE HAVE PROVEN MY CHILD DIDN'T INGEST MY COCAINE

 

[MosBodacious]

WTF is wrong with that shower? The only comparable thing I can think of is a pic of a kitchen sink I saw as an example of abandoned mine drainage polluting well water

It is iron in the well water. It turns everything orange. You need to have a water softening system to treat it before use, which they clearly don't have or didn't when that old white tile was originally in use.