Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Please tell me.that the property lines are indicative only and all these places aren't a crossed leased hellscape.

Zillow is always fucked like that and they don’t bother to fix the offsets because fuck you that’s why.

 

[The Feline Solution]

In sum, fat is dumb.

I've been clearly shirking my Patposting duties for way too long because i almost forgot this crucial fact.

 

[AprilRains]

I've been clearly shirking my Patposting duties for way too long because i almost forgot this crucial fact.

Please tell me you didn't also forget how fucking fat he is.

 

[RussianParasite]

Please tell me you didn't also forget how fucking fat he is.

It’s a well known fact that he is a fat fuck, but seeing his most recent pictures I’m thinking he might need to be moved to the deathfats section. Or perhaps it will take a thread here and in that section to contain all of Patrick. He’s very fat, you see.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Insisting that the domestic terrorists who violently stalk him actually totally lust after him is so embarrassing and weird. It’s literally fat girl cope logic. “You only make fun of me because you desperately want to fuck me, you secret homosexual” tells on him in ways he doesn’t seem to realize. Nothing more manly than telling another man, with no sound logic or reasoning, on the world stage that is Twitter, that he totally wants your dick. lol it’s so bizarre.

 

[Post Reply]

Patrick threatens shrinkage upon the Badger family and rees about the DNC protests.

 

[The Feline Solution]

Please tell me you didn't also forget how fucking fat he is.

Nah, already commented on how he's even fatter than i remembered him one or two days ago. He looks fucking awful even by Hamlinson standards.

Which indicates this is not his retarded idea of forming some intentional "image" for his brand

Correct, child. From the Captain America shirt-over-longarm shirt combo he has worn on his honeymoon in fucking Paris of all places (and then having the nerve to complain how the bistro wouldn't scramble the eggs he ordered for his obnoxious tourist ass and his gross wife) to that hideous, bitchtit-pronouncing rag he wore in Germany in one of the best Fatrick pics to ever exist to what he wears in your pics, he always looks like a fucking clown. Zero self-awareness, zero shame.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I was away for nearly a week in the hospital and completely forgot how fat he is, then I was wondering what that strange gravitational pole coming from the West as it's usually from the East, then read the thread here and was like "oh yeah! Patrick is chumming with the sociopaths in Britshit land."

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

If count skankula had trained his pug to patpost, would he have enjoyed prison?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

LOL I must still be high on drugs, meant the other way around.

If count skankula had trained his pug to patpost, would he have enjoyed prison?

No, that would have saved him from going to prison as it's not a hate crime like teaching a pug to salute is.

 

[Red Frida]

Patrick threatens shrinkage upon the Badger family and rees about the DNC protests.
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I really love the particular hatred for the Badgers Pat has. Such transparent jealousy.

 

[James done did it]

If count skankula had trained his pug to patpost, would he have enjoyed prison?

i can only think of this in the form of a pug doing the tomlinson finger on the head pose.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Patrick threatens shrinkage upon the Badger family and rees about the DNC protests.
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This last guy didn't point out the even dumber thing which Jennifer of course wouldn't understand: protesting the RNC won't get them to change their minds. Protesting the DNC won't either but in theory it might because they claim to be open to what's being protested.

Rick though lives by #DLTIW so he sees through this 2D Chess gambit and knows the real way to influence power is post "enjoy prison" millions of times on Twitter.

 

[AnOminous]

This last guy didn't point out the even dumber thing which Jennifer of course wouldn't understand: protesting the RNC won't get them to change their minds. Protesting the DNC won't either but in theory it might because they claim to be open to what's being protested.

Pat's too dumb to understand that concept. You have to go protest the NAWTSEEEEEEES even if it will accomplish exactly nothing, not protest to people who might actually make some concessions if people who might choose not to vote for them in a close election are the ones protesting.

 

[Bill Evans 45]

where he threatened to murder his own child in the womb

Allow me to correcT the record. He said he would wait until the baby was born, kill it in front of the mother and then kill her.

You have to go protest the NAWTSEEEEEEES

Unless you are a FFWBT and the convention is occuring in your hometown. In that case you must barricade yourself in your half hovel, huddle on your couch day drinking and angrily xeeting into the void.

I wish the FBI would hurry up on arresting me. I'm not a young man and if I knew I was guaranteed 3 hots and a cot for say, the next 20 years I'd cash in a couple investments and live like a God Emporer in the time between the trial and sentencing.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

Holy fuck look at that gut! Maybe @lindsayfan was onto something and he really was wearing a girdle at Worldcon.

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GUNTED

 

[Terrifying Organisms]

 

[bile demon]

No, child, my signature "pointing at fat faggot" pose has not created a permanent dent in my bloated head. Those are just your clinical delusions. Enjoy prison.

 

[Judge Holden]

Allow me to correcT the record. He said he would wait until the baby was born, kill it in front of the mother and then kill her.

I will be honest and say I never actually looked too deeply into the police record for this and so just assumed it was him threatening the kid in the womb.

I know i'm the whimsical "forcibly assfuck fatrick cambodia style while engaging in an assortment of tomfoolery" guy at this point, and so performative hyperbole is my forte but fucking jesus what an absolutely vile piece of shit this pig man is

 

[Procrastinhater]

Good times....

I miss that dude he could cut a promo like a WWF Wrestler. Even had a name like one, Gene Slaughter. Guy was epic, an Internet Icon from a simpler, happier time.