Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jungle Strike]

Cross posting from the Aaron Imholte thread regarding his recent harassment restraining order shenanigans (that coincidentally had a court date the same week as the Rekieta case). TLDR he pled guilty, was fined a trivial sum of $135, and sentenced to 90 days jail stayed for 1 year.

For now that concludes the Imholte tangent introduced by @MNPublicRecords earlier this thread. I don't think this will be brought up again unless there are additional pertinent document drops or, in the event Rekieta's case has a trial, it's used by him er, his lawyer to impinge Imholte's credibility as a witness, should Imholte be called.

Alleged results of Aaron's day in court, supposing this is reportage from one of Patrick's confederates:

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The @AaronImholte court hearing details:
- Aaron pled guilty and will pay $135 (a $50 fine and court costs.)
- His sentence is 90 days in jail, stayed for one year
- He must not violate that restraining order again (lol he will on tonight’s show) and remain law abiding for one year to avoid jail
- He was booked and there should be a mugshot
- Prosecutor made a point in court that what he had plead guilty to was considered an enhancible offense which meant if future harrassment/restraining order violations the penalties would be enhanced. Aaron and his lawyer didn't seem to know this
- As part of pleading guilty, Aaron described his violation as "on a blogcast I host i mentioned and criticized the person who had the protection order against me.” Said he made jokes which he was not proud of. Stated he was not in same mindset today as he was then and the relationship between him and victim was better than before and that he took responsibility for his actions.
- When he left court he thanked the judge

TL;DR a firm slap on the wrist

 

[East_Clintwood]

I'm still shocked he has the ability to damage stuff with his bitch ass frame. Just shows you what drugs will do to a person.

You think Nick is able to damage stuff because of drugged up tard rage. I think Nick is able to damage stuff because American building standards are shit. We are not the same.

I expect a continuance. Any delay will be framed as a Rekeita win.

Yeah if the state asks for a continuance I expect Nick to spin it was them desperately trying to come up with something because they know they're going to lose.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

This means Kayla has BV as well, undoubtedly they've been passing it back and forth for months. That master bedroom must be a chamber of olfactory horrors

 

[Oxyjen]

Ralph can stay with April at the old house.

Imagine: you are an unsuspecting Scandinavian prude, shopping for a larger home now that Marge has another one on the way. You’re both excited as the real estate lady finds the key and opens up the door.
But there’s grunting and squeaking coming from the master bedroom. Oh no, the horror the horror the horror!

 

[Goatchoker]

FTFY.

This means Kayla has BV as well, undoubtedly they've been passing it back and forth for months. That master bedroom must be a chamber of olfactory horrors

I heard the warm waters of Cuba can cure BV.

 

[CornBogFitz]

I don't want my house to be quirky and idiosyncratic. I just want it to be a house.

Doesn’t have to be quirky just paint a damn wall ffs.

 

[Strix454]

An update on Ethan Ralph for those interested. After crossing the border at Tijuana, he likely took a flight from San Diego to Portland OR. Then he flew from there to Minneapolis arriving maybe around midnight.

I strongly suspect that he has been using the airports as hotels over the past few days and that is part of the reason why its taking him so long to get there. Unless he finds somewhere to clean up, he should have about four days of pig dirt on him.

If Ralph is taking the bus from Minneapolis up to Wilmar today, he should be departing from the airport in a few minutes. If he doesn't have a place to stay in Wilmar, he will probably sleep in the Minneapolis airport tonight and Uber up to the hearing early tomorrow if he can wake up in time.

Ralph being in Minnesota means the risk of the end times and the battle of Jim's driveway could be near at hand. But none of the other participants are on the move at the moment.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

This second house for sale business got my noggin joggin, and this is yet another mark of proof that druggies are absolute retards when it comes to being even slightly strategic about their drug use.

When you have a SECOND HOUSE that you could probably take a golf cart to get to, you don’t store/use the stuff there? I assume the second house is the swinger/drug/party place. (Or at least could be)

If Rekcuckoo was even somewhat as smart as he says he is, ALL of that shit would take place over there. If the second house got busted:

• He could have actually pulled the “it’s not mine!” Since it isn’t his primary residence and he has partygoers over
• The kids would not have had to go through so much with CPS, possibly not even needing state custody.

I say this is what a smart person would do, but no smart person drinks and cokes himself like Nick does. He handles his drug and home life like he does his laundry: he doesn’t.

I think Nick used to have family with some degree of relation to him or Kayla in that house. He may or may not have pushed them out as part of a plan to entice Aaron/April to buy that home and start up their residential polycule. But it would make a lot of sense to move all of his degenerate activities--his streams, alcohol, partying, drugs, etc. into the second property if only so there could be a totally safe and wholesome environment for his kids.

 

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What kind of hideous building style is that, with the whole house dug into the ground and only little bunker slits for windows?
Looks like someone just called it quits and put a roof on the basement level instead of adding another level. And then the roof doesn't even have skylights.
It's like living in a dark basement in the form of a whole house. One of the most depressing failures of architecture that I have ever seen.

The inside looks like a gigantic depressing basement too.

 

[Jeb Bush]

Nick bragged about having all the proceedings recorded and all the court recordings backed up. So even if this court hearing won't be recorded, Nick might still record himself a copy - using his trusty Recordo TM.

Keep it up Nick, the government conspiracy must be exposed!

 

[AzaMacky]

An update on Ethan Ralph for those interested. After crossing the border at Tijuana, he likely took a flight from San Diego to Portland OR. Then he flew from there to Minneapolis arriving maybe around midnight.

I strongly suspect that he has been using the airports as hotels over the past few days and that is part of the reason why its taking him so long to get there. Unless he finds somewhere to clean up, he should have about four days of pig dirt on him.

If Ralph is taking the bus from Minneapolis up to Wilmar today, he should be departing from the airport in a few minutes. If he doesn't have a place to stay in Wilmar, he will probably sleep in the Minneapolis airport tonight and Uber up to the hearing early tomorrow if he can wake up in time.

Ralph being in Minnesota means the risk of the end times and the battle of Jim's driveway could be near at hand. But none of the other participants are on the move at the moment.

Can't wait to observe him in person (from a distance of course, he probably smells to high hell).

 

[Baldos Revenge]

Don't get too excited. It's not the trial.

I'm just saying that in general. him spending 20 years in prison is the funniest fucking thing in the world to me.

 

[Captain Manning]

Cross posting from the Aaron Imholte thread regarding his recent harassment restraining order shenanigans (that coincidentally had a court date the same week as the Rekieta case). TLDR he pled guilty, was fined a trivial sum of $135, and sentenced to 90 days jail stayed for 1 year.

Not to condone what he did, but Aaron took his lumps like a man, instead of trying to insult everybody's intelligence and bullshit his way out.

Unlike a certain somebody...

Also, only $135? He probably owes way less to the state of MN than Nick from all those unpaid traffic offenses still.

 

[Balr0g]

DSP can finally upgrade from condo to real house

But man that must suck to sell something you worked so hard for only because you coulnd't control your urges to snort lines of cocaine and do ghang bangs

 

[VidMasterEon]

DSP can finally upgrade from condo to real house

But man that must suck to sell something you worked so hard for only because you coulnd't control your urges to snort lines of cocaine and do ghang bangs

You are seriously behind on your DSP lore
DSP hasnt lived in a condo for over a decade

 

[Cimmerian Kang]

DSP can finally upgrade from condo to real house

But man that must suck to sell something you worked so hard for only because you coulnd't control your urges to snort lines of cocaine and do ghang bangs

Don't worry. In Nick's spirit-drenched brainpan this is all according to keikaku and he is going to own all of Kandiyohi County once the Brady Violation maneuver that he got from watching the Alec Baldwin trial a couple of weeks ago goes through.

 

[Fapcop]

It looks like the only parts which have been cleaned are the parts April uses.

And the parts that Nick uses, judging by that Summers Eve bottle

Also: Friendly reminder that nothing good can come out of associating with Rekieta.

As if common knowledge of having been Balldo-fucked by an impotent alkie wasn’t humiliating enough for poor April, a board of tens of thousands are now discussing the dire state of her vaginas PH.

If she had quietly disappeared, she would have been known as that chick who was on Aaron’s show and already forgotten about.

Instead she became part of the balldosphere and now every autist from Portland to Vladivostok knows that she has a sour snatch.

Rekieta. Not even once!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Not to condone what he did, but Aaron took his lumps like a man, instead of trying to insult everybody's intelligence and bullshit his way out.

Unlike a certain somebody...

Also, only $135? He probably owes way less to the state of MN than Nick from all those unpaid traffic offenses still.

There's an interesting contrast between Aaron and Nick. They are both cucks and should rightly be disparaged for that.

But Aaron, at some point, said no to the qover, and seems to be moving his life forward. He admits he made some mistakes in the past, and he claims to be past that. Will he stay on the straight and narrow, or end up failing again? I mean... that's part of the fun of lolcows, right? But Aaron has shown some humility, unlike....

Nick Rekieta. If Nick took the path Aaron has, especially after the arrest, I think a lot of people would be rooting for him. Not everyone, because he's still a cuck, and on top of that, a hypocrite. But a lot of people love a good redemption story.

It's a lot easier to support, "Man I fucked up, but all I'm doing now is getting clean and trying to get muh kids back and rebuild our home!" versus "Fuck the state, they're all liars, I never even did drugs! Don't believe your lying eyes! And all kids are hungry and in dirty clothes! Why, only poor people don't have mountains of clothes laying about, waiting to be washed by someone!"

But no, Nick shows that most cow-ish behavior of all- doubling down. When you doubling down, eventually you get felted.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

But man that must suck to sell something you worked so hard for only because you coulnd't control your urges to snort lines of cocaine and do ghang bangs

Work for what? His parents bought him that house long before he became crackhead famous.

 

[SargonF00t]

"Sure, I put pineapples everywhere and let strangers fuck my wife, but I never explicitly used the word swinger, so I'm not one. Checkmate again, kiwibros!"

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